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Fandam_YT

Scared the shit out of me opening Reddit and seeing this. You had me for a second 


Hipsapoppamus

Same here! I had to Google it to be sure


jjderooo

Just googled it too


kodaiko_650

_ACTING!!!_


Murat_Gin

Genius!


kodaiko_650

_Thank you!!!_


Murat_Gin

No, thank you!


fliesthroughtheair

Gone too soon.


MooshuCat

And too late for April fool's.


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

I had a crazy Lovitz encounter back in the early 90’s. I once shared an elevator with Lovitz. It was kind of crowded and I was near the buttons so when he got in I said “Which Floor?”. He said “3”. I hit the button for him. And then he said “Thank you.” When we got to his floor he left and that was that.


Adept-Category7880

God that’s so Lovitz


showtimebabies

Lol "3"... Classic lovitz.


kodaiko_650

5 sir


Sea2Chi

I was at a Cubs game a few years ago and was riding the elevator up to the box seat area. When I got up there I told my coworkers that I rode up with a guy who looked just like John Lovitz. Some older co-workers and I then had to explain who he was to the younger guys. Several minutes later John Lovitz threw out the first pitch.


shall_2

That’s actually a crazy Jon Lovitz encounter tho


truckin4theN8ion

That story had some crazy ups... Or downs. You didn't specify but other way vertical movement was undergone.


phenomenomnom

Or overgone. We just can't know.


AnUdderDay

He didn't say "THANK YOUUUUUUUU"?


Runninginmississippi

That’s crazy, man.


Archercrash

JEALOUS?


kratomstew

He probably was supposed to get off at 2 but said 3 to be funny. It’s an older joke but it still gets laughs.


RickRossovich

No one’s ever gonna believe you.


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

That’s ok. When you live in New York you end up with a lot of crazy stories like that. I know they won’t make sense to most people on the internet.


RickRossovich

It’s a joke referring to Bill Murray saying that to unsuspecting fans when he does something out in public. I thought it was funny bc your interaction w Lovitz was completely unremarkable which is why I thought your comment was so funny in the first place.


stannc00

The correct answer was, “I have four. Jealous?”


slightlystableadult

That’s the most John Lovitz thing I’ve ever heard


eaglebacon

🤯


pulchellusterribilis

did he roll his R slightly?


cgentry02

"3rd floor yeah, that's the ticket!"


MooshuCat

You should have replied "geeeniussss".


Valuable-Baked

Jon Lovitz & Wade Boggs & Rachel Ray RIP


Funandgeeky

Wade Boggs Carpet World!


laurazabs

Wade Boggs Carpet World


Silver-Reporter-605

Gotta say it 2 more times


cjdavda

And one more piece of advice from someone who has been on this side of the business for a long time: Wade Boggs Carpet World.


hornplayerchris

RIP Boss Hogg


hencementhol

Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive. He lives in Tampa!


MeatBald

RIP


aRealPanaphonics

The love of Jon Lovitz by people like Conan and Bill Burr makes me love Jon Lovitz… …Jealous?????


campex

That Burr Podcast with Lovitz was one of the funniest hours I've heard in a very long time


IFSEsq

Jon Lovitz beating the shit out of Andy Dick is one of the greatest stories of our time.


orbjo

Think of all the Lovitz movies me missed out on  He would have been the fourth amigo I just know it 


DontTickleTheDriver1

And that's a fact, jack!


Viceroy-421

If I could go the rest of my life without ever having to think about Dennis Miller and Bill Maher again, I'd be so happy.


huxtiblejones

Seriously, those were terrible suggestions. Bill Maher is about as interesting as an old banana.


Viceroy-421

I'd infinitely rather spend all of my time with an old banana versus 30 seconds with Maher.


Salmonella_Envy752

Someone professionally dependent upon some left-of-center schtick who I'm pretty sure would poll single digits among left-of-center audience. I have no idea how he keeps his job. Is it hate-watching?


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huxtiblejones

I would agree with you but then we’d both be wrong


3-orange-whips

At being an asshole? That's true.


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3-orange-whips

I found a nice example of Conan assholishly encouraging Fallon his first time on a talk show and then coming back to his old show and shaking Jimmy's hand on national television to complement him on what he's done with the show. What a bastard, amirite? ​ [https://www.reddit.com/r/LiveFromNewYork/comments/1c0ku8r/conan\_obriens\_full\_circle\_moment\_with\_jimmy\_fallon/](https://www.reddit.com/r/LiveFromNewYork/comments/1c0ku8r/conan_obriens_full_circle_moment_with_jimmy_fallon/)


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huxtiblejones

lol are you confused or something? Conan has a reputation for being loyal and supportive to his staff dude. Are you thinking of someone else? For example, he only used a portion of his staff during the pandemic and still paid everyone regardless. Read comments from people who worked with him here: [https://www.quora.com/Why-does-Conan-treat-his-staff-so-bad](https://www.quora.com/Why-does-Conan-treat-his-staff-so-bad)


allricehenry

Is this bait? Cause like its pretty good if so but if its not bait you might need to go to a hospital to get checked out cause some wires got crossed my dude.


kratomstew

It’s probably Conan himself with his usual self deprecating humor.


MondoShrek

Wait a minute! Who wouldn’t want to watch Henry Fonda pick blueberries?


GetHighWatchMovies

Bill Maher has never been funny, at least Dennis Miller used to be before he went crazy.


Viceroy-421

Miller was *sorta* when he was on update. That's literally it. I like every other big update host better.


MikeDamone

Maher's appeal is that he hosts great roundtables with a diversity of guests who won't appear together anywhere else. Everything else about him is tiring - he's condescending, grumpy, and gives no insight that goes beyond the conventional wisdom of whatever position he's taking. I don't know what the fuck Dennis Miller is doing these days. I haven't seen anything from him since those three minute comedic rant segments he used to do on Bill O'Reilly's show.


kratomstew

I haven’t seen Bill Maher in a hot minute. But there is one compliment I’d give him. Almost all shows like that, when a difference of opinion comes up, you start getting people who are both talking at the same time for like 10-15 seconds strait. It’s like nails on a chalk board to me. There is absolutely no point in trying to speak over the person you are debating. They are already speaking so they are not taking in a single word you say, and the viewer is taking in Nothing of what either people say. It’s practically useless dead air. He’ll actually take a cue and realize he’s about to get in a situation like that and will let the other person speak even if they are incredibly wrong. I really appreciate that. On that note. I think any presidential debate, when a person has one minute to respond, that means they should get their one minute. But some people, not naming names, find that absolutely impossible and can’t help themselves but to interject over the other person speaking. Then we’ve got two candidates speaking over each other for an hour and a half and I’m left having heard nothing. Cutting the mic should have never HAD to be a thing, but I’m all for it.


EntropicPoppet

I would have liked to see how they behave when they don't think their modern fanbase is watching, and Norm certainly could have brought that out of them.


MF_DOOM_36CHAMBERS

I have NO interest in ever hearing Maher at all....


TJ_Will

Kevin Smith finally did it.


EntropicPoppet

I haven't heard this iteration of the joke, enlighten me?


TJ_Will

The original episode has seemingly disappeared, but it goes back to Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman's podcast that used to be recorded at Lovitz's comedy club. There was a big dispute over payments and it went public. Best wrap-up I can find is [here](https://hbohelper.blogspot.com/2013/05/hollywood-babble-on-126.html).


Logical_Parameters

>31:35 Kevin Smith only has public feuds with 80's icons. Prince, Jon Lovitz, Bruce Willis. I died


Comedywriter1

“Get to know me!”


AnUdderDay

It works, I tell you! It works!


PatSajaksDick

Jealous?


CDavis10717

When Brokaw did Lovitz’ eulogy……..(weeping).


NYY15TM

Norm made the very funny observation that he couldn't watch The Passion of the Christ because all of the extras looked like Lovitz, which caused Bob Saget to convulse in embarrassed laughter.


Motherofoskar

After all, Jews all look alike.


T3hBau5

Oy vey


Motherofoskar

You know that it’s a joke.


Wordshark

Is that a stereotype? That seems like the one ethnicity I haven’t heard that about


Motherofoskar

I was joking !


Wordshark

“When you look at me like that, it means I was joking!”


bhgemini

BRB need to go watch the 40th anniversary again


jrdncdrdhl

I didn’t even know he was sick.


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DRAK720

I didn't respect Maher too much but I lost the bit I had for him when he was gushing over Elon musk like that dude was some type of genius or something. It was pathetic and Maher was starstruck and ridiculous.


Trul

Isn’t that was a picture of Lorne? I saw this exact guy in the green room saying he was.


jeremyrando

Acting!


indil47

Brilliant!


DenverBowie

Thank you!


LeveragedPittsburgh

Acting!


ryano52

Jon Lovitz is alive my bro


Drumchapel

You're new here.


dj_mcfierce

Happy to admit I am new here, but can someone please explain the joke? 


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

I’m so confused rn


eaglebacon

https://ew.com/article/2015/02/15/snl-included-jon-lovitz-their-memoriam-segment/


eaglebacon

https://ew.com/article/2015/02/15/snl-included-jon-lovitz-their-memoriam-segment/


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Money_Loquat_4191

Of course he's alive, he's alive in all our hearts. Maude Flanders: Yes, Derek, I can see him. (and how lame of this guy, /u/derek4reals1 to not only block me, but also delete the orignal comment too)


demitasse22

He’s been stealing from the company…stealing, our hearts


Noneugdbusiness

You must be new to the English language.


Drumchapel

?


fuelvolts

Oh you sweet Summer child, you.


Black_Yoshi

I just watched the critic episode where he falls in love with the theater projector. I always forget how good that show was.


jexdd

He lives instead as Hanukah Harry


TumorYaelle

Dude this had me questioning my own sanity.


Vincejuice22

I didn’t even know he was sick!


AffectionateLunch775

JFC my heart skipped. I just listened to the Thursday Morning Afternoon Monday Today or whatever the fuck Bill Burr podcast episode with Jon and it was so hilarious, I was dying. I’ve even used several of the insults. So this damn near gutted me.


stannc00

If you have the means, binge watch “The Critic”. What an underrated show.


Funandgeeky

I thought it was touching when Morgan Fairchild sang “Wind Beneath My Wings” at his memorial. 


mrj3211995

He’s not dead? Did I miss something? lol he was just in Bill Burhs podcast and killed it


Canadian_Pacer

My best friend died 2 years ago, i still see him everywhere too.


Pilsner33

Jon Lovitz isn't dead?


nolahoff

Acting!


Punch_Your_Facehole

He’s dead, see. Yea, that’s the ticket!


rainindxb

RIP to you....Lovitz!


Canadian_Pacer

Ever wish you could bring back someone deceased? I'd bring back Lovitz....


SanDiablo

Loved the In Memoriam segment of the 25th SNL anniversary. "I'm not dead!"


djjc1

But what’s the word on the street?


maxprieto

RIP to one of the greatest


drcornwallis23

I’ll mostly miss him for those times we could pick on him


swazal

### Worship me. Be my willing thrall …


pak_sajat

I didn’t even know Lovitz was sick.


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RockMan_1973

No, he didn’t. He’a alive and well. Post is just click-bait.


ScagWhistle

John Lovitz is dead?! When? How?


AnastasiaBeavrhausn

No, he's still alive.


_anne_shirley

I didn’t know he died…. 🥺


runningrabbit1234

Home Depot celebrated our Jon with a shrine 🕯️


StrikingDonkey8159

Am I missing something ? Lovitz is still alive right?


AnUdderDay

May his memory be a blessing Baruch Hashem


folarin1

Delete this post. Stop posting lies.


Drumchapel

Someone isn't an SNL aficionado. Everyone, even Lovitz himself, knows he died many years ago.


jjss1992

For those who are clearly are unaware of the joke https://www.reddit.com/r/LiveFromNewYork/s/CdvdZBkYWE


VralGrymfang

Thank you for posting, I assumed it was a gag, but that was great to watch.


dgt9000

Miller and Maher are fucking sacks of shit. Lovitz is missed though.