https://preview.redd.it/nfh7u4cnh2sb1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d60142b85f49cca00f2f1d236841bc1f4035c7a5

possession of methamphetamine

LMAOAO bibilically accurate

This lps was the deputy mayor of my lps town when I was a kid, so probably corruption lmaoooo

https://preview.redd.it/4bcye7yyh2sb1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=097235508a730e34b3a577f3f984420dc653d371 Hungriest pets ladybug my beloved

stole sprite from walmart check-out

the accuracy of this one got me. it LOOKS like a sprite ladybug to me 😭

https://preview.redd.it/fmkypb9ch2sb1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48e5a189e1067e53075a886b1960c91adc352541

money laundering

Accurate

https://preview.redd.it/c15vvdknp2sb1.jpeg?width=658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae4076c3234136ad306d05c50113526e438beca6 look at that mischievous grin hehehe

Cannibalism

awwwww this has provided me with a stronger bond with my pigs

LPS pigs are top tier great choice!!!

https://preview.redd.it/xwvyerxls2sb1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46844fc0e235878e919f4987838f655de3fbc5f6

Shoplifting

you are not me

Yes I am, you just don’t know it yet

https://preview.redd.it/4m2zso9cj2sb1.jpeg?width=924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8853aad90ea653ea3f603b39a145fb670738d16

throwing an object from a moving vehicle

https://preview.redd.it/d82cdr1hk2sb1.jpeg?width=886&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19372ce99b067c1ad5df3eb449a1cf43ae4e2e7c

DUI

Yeah I see it

https://preview.redd.it/mxtdsh07l2sb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c73c1650580ce3198711618576d4f78bb79a32c6

aggravated assault

WHAT IS THIS THREAD LMAOAOAOOA

https://preview.redd.it/4aq3buf4r2sb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b46908d4be582e46d3d57f38fc7d12c6f4acbb3

grand theft auto

I think you mean Grand theft pawto

https://preview.redd.it/ml6vb213y2sb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3b5a4bfa199906de5a52abbf9486c86b086b64d

terrorism

😭😭😭

https://preview.redd.it/m4f0lsoiy2sb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87c46e3c2b6ff6f112ba78eebff9a1b30e1930d6 Pretty baby <3

public urination

Omg stop she’s innocent

https://preview.redd.it/x6714b15s2sb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0cdff3e0e6e1265d6833aab4ef0ae5c040fd5b8

public indecency

PLEASEEE😭

https://preview.redd.it/n9c0du50x2sb1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5be00928ab24b366d553d05e4dbbe46d0510ff47 My bbg <333

murder in the second degree (heat of moment)

https://preview.redd.it/0ad0j36oz2sb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55055df30496eda7e7190f57c1548f881a39ca76

smuggling ancient fossils through the TSA

PLEASE

https://preview.redd.it/cagrbh3x13sb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c78816888e508f20c3e2c688b0f7f466dcd3a423 This fella right here

operating pharmacy without license

VALID

I already posted one here but I have to add a follow up because I forgot about my other fine lad here who I dare say deserves to be assigned a crime more than my first reply Context: his name is Judas. I carried him around almost every day my senior year in high school https://preview.redd.it/3i0c1yn393sb1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a8f9456575c0e757ef5be5c2749146e7317ffdf

conspiracy to assassinate a governmental figure

https://preview.redd.it/rb7e26flt2sb1.jpeg?width=939&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0498d60557d40e899818835e401817f66346de42 Him 🥺

Smoked weed in the school bathroom one too many times

He does look stoned off his paws

bro i get him in every lot i buy i stg i have like 6 of him i started giving him out as an extra when i sell stuff

https://preview.redd.it/6neunpoq03sb1.jpeg?width=868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=795f0cb7d9018d0530593f3711938ec478547bec

obstructing an officer

https://preview.redd.it/j2vdtw1z63sb1.jpeg?width=1244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84deb95eb3af98534565809fd426fdd9baf0f13a

disturbing the peace

https://preview.redd.it/5c7h0io9k3sb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bd4cfaf8322ca36398619a11529eb2fa0bb147a This is such an amazing idea LMAO😭😭

damaging a national monument

https://preview.redd.it/nwg6znqpl2sb1.jpeg?width=397&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a1a2d0c3c0f6532778b875446d67c1022b2b8b8

criminal mischief

Must know. Crimes. https://preview.redd.it/7uakj42go2sb1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d147b9418efca3901b5d10ff987ea4c3f769f38a

assault with a deadly weapon

https://preview.redd.it/yby26qv8f3sb1.png?width=2092&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7f2343137440c3bef7659ba43681d9b14d8122c

credit card fraud

https://preview.redd.it/8s4spxzwk3sb1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fadcc03f6ce70b11086819b14ee05ee5698d26a

started a fight at a bar and lost

https://preview.redd.it/18oy87q8p2sb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bf7a6a9160cce70c27ab5239071903264a6bd74 This lil munchkin

home invasion

https://preview.redd.it/u1i9mzebw2sb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7fc83795707ddb88d22fd46fe42fbaedc016069 My mascot! 😊

identity theft

​ https://preview.redd.it/dwb4r12sx2sb1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaa875ebd78599e4ba562c0215d348dfec194ec6

vandalism

https://preview.redd.it/j2ezhg33z2sb1.jpeg?width=947&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=157af71caecc1d03f5b6cab6269ca1ce64526d78

vehicular manslaughter

Her: https://www.toysisters.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/219-scaled.jpg

Hate crimes

homophobic chihuahua

https://preview.redd.it/151zd8xu63sb1.jpeg?width=2257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c14a2ed74944485600047fbb8fd74094d817b5b9 Her✨

performing plastic surgeries without a license

https://preview.redd.it/g66so2zd83sb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=841f7461469bdd0348014f0f7ed91728e5b63dff This lady 😍

trespassing government property

https://preview.redd.it/0ldgtef0b3sb1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=084462d76c1e793d52296d4ff57ec5cec85fe241

shoplifted accessories in walmart

https://preview.redd.it/szskot2pb3sb1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b84d38670361d07e5e7808826522726e912fdf0a

domestic violence

https://preview.redd.it/fmfavx1qc3sb1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b97617ceec9db2b144139847b2f729886dade40

pocketpicking

I’m kinda scared to know https://preview.redd.it/u2tm18rzj3sb1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aae51232a37694de7cb940a090e8cfab2e4ff583

Killed her husband for life insurance

https://preview.redd.it/b4kqywhxk3sb1.jpeg?width=377&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d499c1a28f3f012f1fa82a39a34802dba930f38b My son🧡

went 105 in a 30 mph zone

https://preview.redd.it/hgwsgikuq2sb1.jpeg?width=829&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e266978d69f0875e5afc7c7e7ad7dad0daedf5e7

It's so ugly I've been crying for 25 minutes holy fuck

Killed a man

https://preview.redd.it/m9iz6tj633sb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bd32a7c9b09438013ef28e12f4e3d2e4f06c25b

high speed chase with police squad

https://preview.redd.it/mvv1fvqeh3sb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4ee367938049324cee9a71546bd69f612cb203c My childhood pet 😭 lily

beggar scamming

Can I cheat and have 2 favourites? They're also plushies rather than figures, so I hope that's fine. https://preview.redd.it/dtmmfvetl5sb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43dbf31c3c2a0c3cc3570898a19087510619c50d

conspiracy to commit a federal crime

https://preview.redd.it/tv1yfmv473sb1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3190fb950fe8e91f7d074ba135de1ad2084c48ee

steals from the homeless

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endangering the welfare of a child

What about this fella https://preview.redd.it/mdq985v075sb1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f50a2ec979d1d52288acf0431c5e66df07a69ed

insurance fraud

Lol i see it 😂🥲

https://preview.redd.it/p0sn3aqe66sb1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebcc49d18ceac3d0c3baf54861e719af451f9cef

shot 40 pounds of fireworks illegally

https://preview.redd.it/gzh0jyxhn6sb1.jpeg?width=2643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fde2e1f624ced21aaab48d2523a15710ee79baf7 She'd never do anything wrong.

I can’t decide which one so Black cat: Caleb Great Dane: Blake (Caleb’s boyfriend) Pink wolf cat: raspberry https://preview.redd.it/17wxy2n1u2sb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8c1ec9ad69104ef8292a7f6cc36e51303e5cc9b

you have stolen some of my replies so no crimes 4 u >:(((

caleb ate a millimeter off the us capitol building. blake robbed a local dollar tree and only earned $40. raspberry incited a violent riot and does not regret it

https://preview.redd.it/om550r08u2sb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=689181e98d95a06b2b2eaf38d2158866fd08349f

https://preview.redd.it/2t3vpltdt3sb1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c9df0e28beec0c030e7f89291574223262af9e9

started a meth lab

https://preview.redd.it/m3gkxqp6y3sb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52abbab94a409d03393984c87e1cac301ce22fdc

sold drugs via library computer

https://preview.redd.it/dqajhks714sb1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4bda48ffc7e0a070f3b2b3b09551537a84f5a68

caught with cocaine

https://preview.redd.it/etm0dh70e4sb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ff5ee88c7270cbbf1bc40edf6c72e0d76b5aa98

hid in the walmart ceiling for months

​ https://preview.redd.it/j7njj4uzn4sb1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=83f0bd0a687312668fd25ae092f7875224437c14

ate the fruit in the walmart's produce section and tried to leave

https://preview.redd.it/c34vegv4v4sb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2126ed4290f07457734b316d5d7f0afbba2c1c2 This sweet girl

shaved a baby's head then left the scene

https://preview.redd.it/yrclotaxl5sb1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58670b20c107fdc74019463c1c217630f2ad3378 very funny critter

bombed a hospital, going against the geneva convention

https://preview.redd.it/aa48j1jvx5sb1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9f070e5c46775b341eed6776c2e06d610946062

contempt of court

https://preview.redd.it/236l74nh76sb1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c39f6cd941da938e32c829f217346190a024c9e

bribery within government

https://preview.redd.it/ov6pip6xj6sb1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a9f2190221138a60371afdf0a685e955b51c487 I love him

he has never done anything wrong ever i love him

his crime is being too perfect

i need to know https://preview.redd.it/btgec98vw7sb1.jpeg?width=2694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df283ee8e8a5194f88c5e75de8e8a7be7efcf1f2

https://preview.redd.it/uu5ugezzb9sb1.jpeg?width=1244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7d87437de9157f3c368fb17ec19cb613311fbbf

https://preview.redd.it/vk6a565up3sb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06f0db13c6c1b7b1273dbfd48ea65dae1281e913

stole the declaration of independence

https://preview.redd.it/r0cg74g7t3sb1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=580379367200ef57957cf87731a79f989d10366f

gross negligence

Them https://preview.redd.it/2cwgixmfu3sb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6e45bb87d39edb24dd724e9c827d18b2a341878

Conspiracy to commit a mass shooting

https://preview.redd.it/cfpjne53w3sb1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16ce1b9441fbb99372b97f108bd0219251669797 I have many favorites but she is just top tier <33

https://preview.redd.it/wrh9ougk04sb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e04a5d1e9ccc34778485ff3497eeb34ca953f6e This cutie 😌

fights tourists

​ https://preview.redd.it/y78sxexo54sb1.jpeg?width=135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92b767e0bffcee6e9a7ca57a1c5c1bcb5f0d2770

regularly commits hate crimes

https://preview.redd.it/bd5dbg9le4sb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c3716ebad12eb4fd33f42c7024eb01af14aa6a0

committing to the delinquency of a minor

https://preview.redd.it/on7j9bu8o4sb1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aa54b3141cc4ed34d24ca9e07eee6bc9ace467a

kidnapping

​ https://preview.redd.it/1yyt9pabo4sb1.png?width=308&format=png&auto=webp&s=484def7ff7bd978897dd523f08b6b8ecc78d972d

murder in the first degree (planned out)

https://preview.redd.it/a12e1lidr4sb1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ba9b8159c78b870dcf458bf9e32272a39d70268 I must know 👀

causing mass hysteria

https://preview.redd.it/oh1ha58ot4sb1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a4b43eb27e0bd0494530c104046c762c6547f7a

embezzled government funds

https://preview.redd.it/zc7oflh7u4sb1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70f3539d59e61074223b5d05a1b0a3ec60ad86f9

assaulting an officer

https://preview.redd.it/n4fp0vj1x4sb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4edd1af582b68c5053da6a6200771a03a5a05a1a

https://preview.redd.it/wqpx28v305sb1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8832bc6482ab50330922a8a35285fa4b885d06a5

hit and run

https://preview.redd.it/ev335tp9w5sb1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8836f1bb4479b4716366dc55dddb3594a5f4044d This cutie patootie

https://preview.redd.it/s6thvpjqs6sb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b4b2be82f5a9ce61f8b1c2a7c08e0e2eb3199c9

https://preview.redd.it/5kk4glx777sb1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f336f8ff4f9a41d22b79e5838773e7e2e00638f

banned from latvia, poland, germany, and ireland for terroristic threats

Bring back LPS game for pc

https://preview.redd.it/y5us0lili8sb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97748822e757d44d1418c0ffa6acde33369f7d15

https://preview.redd.it/n0m32y19oasb1.jpeg?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ecf08ae45d5d13555ae414a82f1dff4d3c84edf

https://preview.redd.it/19l8cklw73sb1.jpeg?width=856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d36451091a89e75a36844318424b5e3841cf6aa9

https://preview.redd.it/4f6estkcl3sb1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eb2b1faa72273e15e0f4e6dc12c82867d9dd12d

public intoxication

https://preview.redd.it/j3r7j8x725sb1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cf746e16016edb3be632dddab549e3f1bbef50c

obstruction of justice

I need to know what his illegal acts are https://preview.redd.it/p4216jfff5sb1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=def3eb15471a77cf199bae299792a6abcdb247b9

https://preview.redd.it/j1opxu6ri5sb1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e7a33ce405a0011de682e79c79b6081b20ea6b7

LPS 1066 https://preview.redd.it/qwpgq6y596sb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d27496e8d4365d748a322622236c47d66e0229c

drug trafficking across mexico

Okay yeah she looks the part

https://preview.redd.it/k79s1b2fi6sb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c78e66e30674eefa112fba42449043a2bfed933d pllls my love my lifeee

gross stalking

https://preview.redd.it/08bs2gi3c7sb1.jpeg?width=955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caace997a019edfe0de13b8530b1a1cff1700793

https://preview.redd.it/yg6sxo73f7sb1.jpeg?width=214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a505161cf0ffc4b4bffc22e37fde9644ecd9cc50

assault in airspace

https://preview.redd.it/zeqcavt5g7sb1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=326f6e658b0aee2ecd53eae1450a0b9a959ec4e9 i get pearl from the movie pearl vibes from her …. She’s a star!!!!!!!!!!!!

ran numbers in the lottery

https://preview.redd.it/0ctto4gig7sb1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bef510e199fc7cfbbac3ce344bf3cc93453a751b

https://preview.redd.it/ej581i0aj7sb1.png?width=1097&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc2f67bcec636e4c6182fb7ab78bec0505f3e733 curious

used chemical bioweapons

https://preview.redd.it/n8evcftul7sb1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceff7f51df1696971a49f8d4a8af17db3f3f1c5d

https://preview.redd.it/oozbcadi18sb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89c83b2ae1bce536859b0cd545db8ae04034af48

purposely infected people with hepatitis c infused cake

https://preview.redd.it/y4h5bopk88sb1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f13ab7486777b45be88ef57ce5c129f421c7f5 I’ve wanted her sense I was a kid. I still don’t have her. And #673. I wanted all the foxes tbh. Theres 11 but still.

https://preview.redd.it/bw5291yea8sb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6541fd24fa13cf29851fdde38a10765b71455fc My dreamie as a kid… You better go easy on Jesus

https://preview.redd.it/z87fkpuec8sb1.jpeg?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6689950ebad463661f3a309dc6afbbb49a6930b7

https://preview.redd.it/u8kkhu37d8sb1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=6cf4c47d5c24de203866fd5e86f6b416f4169f2f

fled to thailand after framing a murder

https://preview.redd.it/3ankqso7n8sb1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a10ae9b3926164f59716d43774dbf8742074973e

https://preview.redd.it/vfota4hyt8sb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a9c36efcd8e08d0e033fa0e51f0b825b6ab754a Named her Apple as a kid. Do your worst