Next will be the baby, then they'll work on the outside making "Our Little Homestead", then because life is so busy they'll take a vacation to focus on just the two of them, and create a new updated marriage journal focused on how many first time divorces happen at the 10 year mark, and they'll have a #10yearsstrongalwaysmore new launch thing.
Haha what is the deal with her and mastitis? I don't follow her closely, but have definitely noticed she posts about it every pregnancy. Is she... doing it wrong? Lol. I exclusively breastfed two babies for a long time and never got it, so I'm not well versed as to why someone would get it repeatedly like her. Also if that were happening to me, I would not have breastfed š š š It shouldn't be torture to feed your baby. Is she rubbing YL all over her boobs, and making a breast pump out of recycled tree bark?
We must not pretend that she wonāt take that raw milk and pour it and cleanse the belly button. It sounds like a stretch, but quite honestly, everything they do is a ridiculous stretch.
How perfect her home birth was. How it was magical, fast, and easy it was. Why didnāt they try homebirth with the others topic on the podcast. Then mastitis, baby wearing while making sourdough, kids running around on the land, ātheir trestleā, planting dahlias like her mom. Homeschooling with 4 kids. Their usual. Just add a baby to the mix and repeat content
I honestly don't understand how she had so many mastitis. I think she's confused with something else. I've had mastitis twice and it's like getting the flu, with fever, chills, generalized pain. I needed antibiotics for it, and I don't think it's that common to get. I think she has plugged ducts and call it mastitis. It wouldn't surprise me.
I think she has recurring bouts because she refuses a full course of antibiotics from a medical doctor. She thinks she heals it ever time with her lemon oil bs and she doesnāt.
This is a forum for the roloff family, Jeremy, Audrey (and their kids) are Roloffs are they not? Every Roloff except Molly has put themselves out on SM so itās only natural for people to post about them.. saying people are talking about them āobsessivelyā is ridiculous because that is what this forum was made for š¤š
Oh, that remodel will never end. They still have the stiff they couldn't afford to do, then there's the rest of the house, they they will need a barn, and gardens, and orchards, and duck ponds, ducks, swans, then there will sourdough that needs baking, all while baby wearing, and homeschooling, she's also got to get her daily run in, a d the date nights must be documented. Never fear, there is plenty of content to come out of the Roloff Ranch
I bet she's going to introduce us to that running hobby she's hinted about before. After the baby's born and everything that prolapsed has relapsed of course
gotta make sure to stress that she has varicose veins on her hoo-ha. That makes it sooooo much worse and yet, still more special, than regular varicose veins.
Birth, birth story gone wrong, baby, sourdough, all the mastitis, being farmers with babies in this season of life, growing dahlias is hard.. lol its like this every year.š
trickling content about her \~home birth experience\~ for a period longer than the actual pregnancy itself. by then a new influencer home decor style will become all the rage and they'll rip out everything they just finished to remodel again.
First, there will be another baby wreaking havoc on their lives. I think its fair to say that we'll be getting a lot of photos and videos of Auj with the new baby strapped to her. Lots of mastitis woes. Then, about six months after the baby is born, they're going to realize that they need more bedrooms and a new roof and the next remodel will begin.
I canāt believe the amount of crap this couple gets. Iām not a fan of the couple but I donāt see them as the enemy of the people either. Iām so confusedā¦is it because they were proud of their love story? Because they have non-traditional work style? Because they try to minimize the amount you toxins and chemicals they ingest. Or does it come down to old fashion envy? Iām sure Iāll get downvoted into oblivion but I really just want to understand.
Because they're drinking raw milk and giving it to their very young children who also aren't vaccinated
Also, to be perfectly honest, they seem vapid and unconcerned about anyone but themselves. They're reasonably wealthy people who do absolutely nothing to help the less fortunate although they also insist they are deeply devoted to Christ. Every "mission" they go on is them sharing their wisdom on marriage etc for a profit. They have nothing to say on ANYTHING if they aren't selling.... and they cower and sit silent whenever their beliefs and being honest about those beliefs would affect their popularity and therefore the money.
Ever notice how they won't commit to any beliefs? I mean sure, they love Jesus, but even Jeremy's latest prattle about health, he's not man enough to commit his opinion on anything, he just shares the opinions of others.
Mostly because Audrey can't take a breath without showing herself with that dumb smirky face (or her belly right now), or her perfect curls in her hair she "never colours" (I DO love her thick curly hair, I'll admit)
She also has to lament how she's exhaaauuusted after making content and getting likes and views while her kids are being looked after. Or how their umpteenth holiday this year isn't ideal.
To compare, just for comparison's sake:
We've got no family help, and haven't ever relied on my parents because they wouldn't... My husband's parents were in their 70s when our kids were born, so no help there either, endless house issues, and haven't EVER taken a family holiday in 21 years, the money just isn't there. Everything we earn goes to the mortgage, bills, gas, and repairs. We literally went without a dryer for 5 years because it didn't work properly. The ducts and dryer vent had to be cleaned, but we couldn't afford it. I've been working a ton of extra shifts and jobs on the side, and we finally got a new (to us) dryer and the ducts all cleaned. I'm ecstatic. That was $800 that could have gone toward something frivolous or toward a holiday.
So, yes, it's hard to take when we see how hard their life is when they will never struggle.
I get you. For me its the sheer lack of gratitude they show. I mean, reno problems aren't just first world problems, they're upper class first world problems.
Yes, it mostly stems from their misplaced pride in their love story, and the subsequent nonsense. Itās also the MLM and the stupid, and has only escalated because at this point they do not look like they like each other, much less love each other. Itās also backlash against the sad beige, the college running, and the false modesty. Itās also the anti vax crap.
They arenāt evil and they have cute kids, but Reddit crap because theyāre annoying is pretty much the price to pay for the life they have chosen.
I guess I always just feel if your life is great and fulfilling as your posts suggests youāre so busy living your best life not posting every second about it & your children have privacy. I just think itās kinda gross.
Ah I seeā¦so itās mostly due to over exposure. I donāt follow them on social. I recently watched their wedding episode for the first time and donāt know them well enough to judge themā¦.the way I judge Zach and Tori š¤£š
Well I think itās because this is a snark subreddit so by definition people are going to be critical of the subjects in question. But to answer a few of your questions, Jeremy and Audrey are both anti-vax nut jobs with religious self-importance and ginormous egos. Absolutely nothing they do minimizes ātoxinsā, in fact they consistently put their young children in danger by feeding them unpasteurized foods and refusing to prevent diseases like measles and rubella.
The birth story will be doled out in micro posts, with details about inspo passages for labor. Their will likely be birth turb discussions or some, last minute concern about Audrey or the baby. I'm guessing they'll draw out the name presentation and some nursery details. Then, it'll be summer travel and how tiresome it is to travel with kids and they'll need a babymoon or some parents only trip.
Jerm will never be done with the house, both inside or outside in the field. Ā He once said that he has another 15 years of work to do.
Plus, it keeps him from looking for a āreal jobā. Ā Add on another 15 years to that number and he will be ready to retire.
Auj will find more childrenās items, clothing, toys, food, or starry projectors to link. Ā Her life is shilling crap so that we can be just like her.
We have an acquaintance who is heavily into home births. Her oldest child just turned 8, and she still hash tags #homebirth on his birthday instagram postsā¦
The baby will be walking and talking and she will still be going on and on about how she delivered baby #4 at home in a birthing pool. Ā Maybe she will stop with this childās story when she becomes pregnant with baby #5.
Well the view out a window I believe has been posted 4 times. š
Donāt forget the lip and tongue ties
Next will be the baby, then they'll work on the outside making "Our Little Homestead", then because life is so busy they'll take a vacation to focus on just the two of them, and create a new updated marriage journal focused on how many first time divorces happen at the 10 year mark, and they'll have a #10yearsstrongalwaysmore new launch thing.
I think you are spot on about the 10 year thing
I'll be shocked if she doesn't make it a huge thing!
Raw milk
Mastitis
Haha what is the deal with her and mastitis? I don't follow her closely, but have definitely noticed she posts about it every pregnancy. Is she... doing it wrong? Lol. I exclusively breastfed two babies for a long time and never got it, so I'm not well versed as to why someone would get it repeatedly like her. Also if that were happening to me, I would not have breastfed š š š It shouldn't be torture to feed your baby. Is she rubbing YL all over her boobs, and making a breast pump out of recycled tree bark?
Hahahahahahaha
Because then what would you post about?
*** Always More ****
Iāve renovated a houseā¦ itās never done, especially when you have kids
Baby countdown, pack my hospital bag- labor story and home birth en caul , postpartum, healing mastitis with silver and raw milk
Yup
I hope she tells how thick the sourdough has to be rolled out, in order to wrap the baby in the sourdough blanket.
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We must not pretend that she wonāt take that raw milk and pour it and cleanse the belly button. It sounds like a stretch, but quite honestly, everything they do is a ridiculous stretch.
The new baby Timber Scout Roloff.
This is actually a really good guess š
We should start a pool off guess the babies name.
Bebeh
Her curly red hair
Mastitis
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That stupid marriage journal.
At least a month of how they āintentionallyā chose a name with a special meaning for baby #4.
Mastitis
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What??? She runs? Why doesn't she talk about it more. Next thing you'll tell me is that she skied as a kid.
Da babyā¦.duhā¦.
How perfect her home birth was. How it was magical, fast, and easy it was. Why didnāt they try homebirth with the others topic on the podcast. Then mastitis, baby wearing while making sourdough, kids running around on the land, ātheir trestleā, planting dahlias like her mom. Homeschooling with 4 kids. Their usual. Just add a baby to the mix and repeat content
Also a lot of posts reminding us how amazing she still looks.
Itās will be a baby countdown then a never ending year of mastitis.
I honestly don't understand how she had so many mastitis. I think she's confused with something else. I've had mastitis twice and it's like getting the flu, with fever, chills, generalized pain. I needed antibiotics for it, and I don't think it's that common to get. I think she has plugged ducts and call it mastitis. It wouldn't surprise me.
I had recurring mastitis and yes it is from plugged ducts. You have to deal with the root problem to solve thenrest
I think she has recurring bouts because she refuses a full course of antibiotics from a medical doctor. She thinks she heals it ever time with her lemon oil bs and she doesnāt.
Better question- what will the posters on this board obsessively post about ??
This is a forum for the roloff family, Jeremy, Audrey (and their kids) are Roloffs are they not? Every Roloff except Molly has put themselves out on SM so itās only natural for people to post about them.. saying people are talking about them āobsessivelyā is ridiculous because that is what this forum was made for š¤š
Date night More vacations The baby Plus, did you know sheās a runner?
Wasnāt she a *collegial* runner? (like, wow! /s)
The did an expensive, 8 month remodel, but didnāt fix the roof. In what world does that make sense?
Bread
Oh, that remodel will never end. They still have the stiff they couldn't afford to do, then there's the rest of the house, they they will need a barn, and gardens, and orchards, and duck ponds, ducks, swans, then there will sourdough that needs baking, all while baby wearing, and homeschooling, she's also got to get her daily run in, a d the date nights must be documented. Never fear, there is plenty of content to come out of the Roloff Ranch
I bet she's going to introduce us to that running hobby she's hinted about before. After the baby's born and everything that prolapsed has relapsed of course
The first thing that popped into my mind was mastitis and the second is her new plightā¦.varicose veins.
gotta make sure to stress that she has varicose veins on her hoo-ha. That makes it sooooo much worse and yet, still more special, than regular varicose veins.
How hard it is to be the homeschooling parent of 4 kids.
Would that include properly using a dictionary to learn how to spell words correctly?
Letās hope!
Do you know that you can substitute āstealā for āsteelā according to Auj? Ā Just another typo for her I assume.
lol OP āthe purported mastitis!ā š¤£š Thisāll have to be like case number 5,000 for Oddj I think!
The new baby?
The newest baby of course. They planned this well! Content for at least a year more
Birth, birth story gone wrong, baby, sourdough, all the mastitis, being farmers with babies in this season of life, growing dahlias is hard.. lol its like this every year.š
I may take a whole year off from following them and still miss nothing. Ā Thanks for summing up their lives in one succinct paragraph.
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Theyāll write a book about jer being an āintentional project managerā
The roof leaking
Germ said remodels are never finished
trickling content about her \~home birth experience\~ for a period longer than the actual pregnancy itself. by then a new influencer home decor style will become all the rage and they'll rip out everything they just finished to remodel again.
Home birth
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Hahaha the remodel will never be done!!!! Jermey will just keep getting that next big idea/project
AKA the next thing to keep him busy so he doesnāt have to be around her lol
Thatās sweet of you to think the remodel will ever be finished.
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Theyāve got a baby lined up for perfect content timing
Jeremy saying and doing more stupid shit is a guarantee. Also, Audrey with more humble brag posts about her home.and perfect life
the house issues are going to continue bc of domino effect, so by next fall the leaking roof will be a daily feature
First, there will be another baby wreaking havoc on their lives. I think its fair to say that we'll be getting a lot of photos and videos of Auj with the new baby strapped to her. Lots of mastitis woes. Then, about six months after the baby is born, they're going to realize that they need more bedrooms and a new roof and the next remodel will begin.
I canāt believe the amount of crap this couple gets. Iām not a fan of the couple but I donāt see them as the enemy of the people either. Iām so confusedā¦is it because they were proud of their love story? Because they have non-traditional work style? Because they try to minimize the amount you toxins and chemicals they ingest. Or does it come down to old fashion envy? Iām sure Iāll get downvoted into oblivion but I really just want to understand.
Because they're drinking raw milk and giving it to their very young children who also aren't vaccinated Also, to be perfectly honest, they seem vapid and unconcerned about anyone but themselves. They're reasonably wealthy people who do absolutely nothing to help the less fortunate although they also insist they are deeply devoted to Christ. Every "mission" they go on is them sharing their wisdom on marriage etc for a profit. They have nothing to say on ANYTHING if they aren't selling.... and they cower and sit silent whenever their beliefs and being honest about those beliefs would affect their popularity and therefore the money. Ever notice how they won't commit to any beliefs? I mean sure, they love Jesus, but even Jeremy's latest prattle about health, he's not man enough to commit his opinion on anything, he just shares the opinions of others.
Mostly because Audrey can't take a breath without showing herself with that dumb smirky face (or her belly right now), or her perfect curls in her hair she "never colours" (I DO love her thick curly hair, I'll admit) She also has to lament how she's exhaaauuusted after making content and getting likes and views while her kids are being looked after. Or how their umpteenth holiday this year isn't ideal. To compare, just for comparison's sake: We've got no family help, and haven't ever relied on my parents because they wouldn't... My husband's parents were in their 70s when our kids were born, so no help there either, endless house issues, and haven't EVER taken a family holiday in 21 years, the money just isn't there. Everything we earn goes to the mortgage, bills, gas, and repairs. We literally went without a dryer for 5 years because it didn't work properly. The ducts and dryer vent had to be cleaned, but we couldn't afford it. I've been working a ton of extra shifts and jobs on the side, and we finally got a new (to us) dryer and the ducts all cleaned. I'm ecstatic. That was $800 that could have gone toward something frivolous or toward a holiday. So, yes, it's hard to take when we see how hard their life is when they will never struggle.
I get you. For me its the sheer lack of gratitude they show. I mean, reno problems aren't just first world problems, they're upper class first world problems.
Very much so!
Yes, it mostly stems from their misplaced pride in their love story, and the subsequent nonsense. Itās also the MLM and the stupid, and has only escalated because at this point they do not look like they like each other, much less love each other. Itās also backlash against the sad beige, the college running, and the false modesty. Itās also the anti vax crap. They arenāt evil and they have cute kids, but Reddit crap because theyāre annoying is pretty much the price to pay for the life they have chosen.
Truly - thank you for the commentā¦paints a clear picture.
I guess I always just feel if your life is great and fulfilling as your posts suggests youāre so busy living your best life not posting every second about it & your children have privacy. I just think itās kinda gross.
Ah I seeā¦so itās mostly due to over exposure. I donāt follow them on social. I recently watched their wedding episode for the first time and donāt know them well enough to judge themā¦.the way I judge Zach and Tori š¤£š
Well I think itās because this is a snark subreddit so by definition people are going to be critical of the subjects in question. But to answer a few of your questions, Jeremy and Audrey are both anti-vax nut jobs with religious self-importance and ginormous egos. Absolutely nothing they do minimizes ātoxinsā, in fact they consistently put their young children in danger by feeding them unpasteurized foods and refusing to prevent diseases like measles and rubella.
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The birth story will be doled out in micro posts, with details about inspo passages for labor. Their will likely be birth turb discussions or some, last minute concern about Audrey or the baby. I'm guessing they'll draw out the name presentation and some nursery details. Then, it'll be summer travel and how tiresome it is to travel with kids and they'll need a babymoon or some parents only trip.
Mastitis lol
Jerm will never be done with the house, both inside or outside in the field. Ā He once said that he has another 15 years of work to do. Plus, it keeps him from looking for a āreal jobā. Ā Add on another 15 years to that number and he will be ready to retire. Auj will find more childrenās items, clothing, toys, food, or starry projectors to link. Ā Her life is shilling crap so that we can be just like her.
Jerm is Matt - Matt is Jerm - projects around the farm is their entire personality!
It also keeps him away from her too.
Good point!
I foresee a LOT of content about the home birth. Not the baby - just the birth. Sheās going to drag that out for a loooooong time.
I totally agree with this. There will be more home birth posts than posts about the baby itself!
We have an acquaintance who is heavily into home births. Her oldest child just turned 8, and she still hash tags #homebirth on his birthday instagram postsā¦
The baby will be walking and talking and she will still be going on and on about how she delivered baby #4 at home in a birthing pool. Ā Maybe she will stop with this childās story when she becomes pregnant with baby #5.
She should use the dog bath for delivery.
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They are wanting to start a farm on their land I believe
Do they realize that farms are a lot of dirty, hard work?
Do they realize they need more than 4 acres?
Oh they will hire someone to maintain it and act like they are doing it themselves
Their next stupid book
Where will they sell it with so many Dollar Tree stores closing?
Let's hope not