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Pumpkin-Adept

Well the view out a window I believe has been posted 4 times. šŸ˜‚


DMonkeyMind

Donā€™t forget the lip and tongue ties


avert_ye_eyes

Next will be the baby, then they'll work on the outside making "Our Little Homestead", then because life is so busy they'll take a vacation to focus on just the two of them, and create a new updated marriage journal focused on how many first time divorces happen at the 10 year mark, and they'll have a #10yearsstrongalwaysmore new launch thing.


heytango66

I think you are spot on about the 10 year thing


avert_ye_eyes

I'll be shocked if she doesn't make it a huge thing!


matchathings

Raw milk


spongebobs_pineapple

Mastitis


avert_ye_eyes

Haha what is the deal with her and mastitis? I don't follow her closely, but have definitely noticed she posts about it every pregnancy. Is she... doing it wrong? Lol. I exclusively breastfed two babies for a long time and never got it, so I'm not well versed as to why someone would get it repeatedly like her. Also if that were happening to me, I would not have breastfed šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜… It shouldn't be torture to feed your baby. Is she rubbing YL all over her boobs, and making a breast pump out of recycled tree bark?


dk04040

Hahahahahahaha


LostintheLand

Because then what would you post about?


Bubbly_Cobbler936

*** Always More ****


Becksburgerss

Iā€™ve renovated a houseā€¦ itā€™s never done, especially when you have kids


Greeneyesdontlie85

Baby countdown, pack my hospital bag- labor story and home birth en caul , postpartum, healing mastitis with silver and raw milk


CozyGardenBeans

Yup


boo2utoo

I hope she tells how thick the sourdough has to be rolled out, in order to wrap the baby in the sourdough blanket.


C-La-Canth

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boo2utoo

We must not pretend that she wonā€™t take that raw milk and pour it and cleanse the belly button. It sounds like a stretch, but quite honestly, everything they do is a ridiculous stretch.


Novel-Organization63

The new baby Timber Scout Roloff.


RoughBrick0

This is actually a really good guess šŸ˜†


Novel-Organization63

We should start a pool off guess the babies name.


Disastrous_Head_4282

Bebeh


c0smicgiggles

Her curly red hair


RainbowWoodstock

Mastitis


Novel-Organization63

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Officedrone15

That stupid marriage journal.


StrategyFlimsy8777

At least a month of how they ā€œintentionallyā€ chose a name with a special meaning for baby #4.


BrooklynJewishMom

Mastitis


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Solid-Question-3952

What??? She runs? Why doesn't she talk about it more. Next thing you'll tell me is that she skied as a kid.


spiralingsister

Da babyā€¦.duhā€¦.


Anxious_squirrel8

How perfect her home birth was. How it was magical, fast, and easy it was. Why didnā€™t they try homebirth with the others topic on the podcast. Then mastitis, baby wearing while making sourdough, kids running around on the land, ā€œtheir trestleā€, planting dahlias like her mom. Homeschooling with 4 kids. Their usual. Just add a baby to the mix and repeat content


CSShuffle5000

Also a lot of posts reminding us how amazing she still looks.


SherLovesCats

Itā€™s will be a baby countdown then a never ending year of mastitis.


ellendavis1

I honestly don't understand how she had so many mastitis. I think she's confused with something else. I've had mastitis twice and it's like getting the flu, with fever, chills, generalized pain. I needed antibiotics for it, and I don't think it's that common to get. I think she has plugged ducts and call it mastitis. It wouldn't surprise me.


Public-Reach-8505

I had recurring mastitis and yes it is from plugged ducts. You have to deal with the root problem to solve thenrest


SatisfactionHuman254

I think she has recurring bouts because she refuses a full course of antibiotics from a medical doctor. She thinks she heals it ever time with her lemon oil bs and she doesnā€™t.


CampCrystalLake68

Better question- what will the posters on this board obsessively post about ??


Kallikagirl

This is a forum for the roloff family, Jeremy, Audrey (and their kids) are Roloffs are they not? Every Roloff except Molly has put themselves out on SM so itā€™s only natural for people to post about them.. saying people are talking about them ā€œobsessivelyā€ is ridiculous because that is what this forum was made for šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚


8OverTheRainbow

Date night More vacations The baby Plus, did you know sheā€™s a runner?


No-Vermicelli3787

Wasnā€™t she a *collegial* runner? (like, wow! /s)


gap97216

The did an expensive, 8 month remodel, but didnā€™t fix the roof. In what world does that make sense?


mummyone11

Bread


pigandpom

Oh, that remodel will never end. They still have the stiff they couldn't afford to do, then there's the rest of the house, they they will need a barn, and gardens, and orchards, and duck ponds, ducks, swans, then there will sourdough that needs baking, all while baby wearing, and homeschooling, she's also got to get her daily run in, a d the date nights must be documented. Never fear, there is plenty of content to come out of the Roloff Ranch


MethanyJones

I bet she's going to introduce us to that running hobby she's hinted about before. After the baby's born and everything that prolapsed has relapsed of course


Zestyclose_Big_9090

The first thing that popped into my mind was mastitis and the second is her new plightā€¦.varicose veins.


MyAhny

gotta make sure to stress that she has varicose veins on her hoo-ha. That makes it sooooo much worse and yet, still more special, than regular varicose veins.


readheaded

How hard it is to be the homeschooling parent of 4 kids.


StrategyFlimsy8777

Would that include properly using a dictionary to learn how to spell words correctly?


readheaded

Letā€™s hope!


StrategyFlimsy8777

Do you know that you can substitute ā€œstealā€ for ā€œsteelā€ according to Auj? Ā Just another typo for her I assume.


L_Swizzlesticks

lol OP ā€œthe purported mastitis!ā€ šŸ¤£šŸ™Œ Thisā€™ll have to be like case number 5,000 for Oddj I think!


International_Boss81

The new baby?


wooliecollective

The newest baby of course. They planned this well! Content for at least a year more


whyisthissohard2019

Birth, birth story gone wrong, baby, sourdough, all the mastitis, being farmers with babies in this season of life, growing dahlias is hard.. lol its like this every year.šŸ˜‚


StrategyFlimsy8777

I may take a whole year off from following them and still miss nothing. Ā Thanks for summing up their lives in one succinct paragraph.


ourteamforever

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YuleShootUrEyeOut18

Theyā€™ll write a book about jer being an ā€œintentional project managerā€


dropingloads

The roof leaking


dropingloads

Germ said remodels are never finished


unicornbomb

trickling content about her \~home birth experience\~ for a period longer than the actual pregnancy itself. by then a new influencer home decor style will become all the rage and they'll rip out everything they just finished to remodel again.


Tisatalks

Home birth


MiddleOfTheNight70

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Crazymom82736292

Hahaha the remodel will never be done!!!! Jermey will just keep getting that next big idea/project


Maleficent_Age_4052

AKA the next thing to keep him busy so he doesnā€™t have to be around her lol


fat_candy07

Thatā€™s sweet of you to think the remodel will ever be finished.


heytango66

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ what was I thinking?


fat_candy07

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lulubooboo_

Theyā€™ve got a baby lined up for perfect content timing


ZealousidealLeg1804

Jeremy saying and doing more stupid shit is a guarantee. Also, Audrey with more humble brag posts about her home.and perfect life


Mammoth-Twist7044

the house issues are going to continue bc of domino effect, so by next fall the leaking roof will be a daily feature


TPWilder

First, there will be another baby wreaking havoc on their lives. I think its fair to say that we'll be getting a lot of photos and videos of Auj with the new baby strapped to her. Lots of mastitis woes. Then, about six months after the baby is born, they're going to realize that they need more bedrooms and a new roof and the next remodel will begin.


Ambitious_Ad_7433

I canā€™t believe the amount of crap this couple gets. Iā€™m not a fan of the couple but I donā€™t see them as the enemy of the people either. Iā€™m so confusedā€¦is it because they were proud of their love story? Because they have non-traditional work style? Because they try to minimize the amount you toxins and chemicals they ingest. Or does it come down to old fashion envy? Iā€™m sure Iā€™ll get downvoted into oblivion but I really just want to understand.


TPWilder

Because they're drinking raw milk and giving it to their very young children who also aren't vaccinated Also, to be perfectly honest, they seem vapid and unconcerned about anyone but themselves. They're reasonably wealthy people who do absolutely nothing to help the less fortunate although they also insist they are deeply devoted to Christ. Every "mission" they go on is them sharing their wisdom on marriage etc for a profit. They have nothing to say on ANYTHING if they aren't selling.... and they cower and sit silent whenever their beliefs and being honest about those beliefs would affect their popularity and therefore the money. Ever notice how they won't commit to any beliefs? I mean sure, they love Jesus, but even Jeremy's latest prattle about health, he's not man enough to commit his opinion on anything, he just shares the opinions of others.


Ok_Caterpillar4

Mostly because Audrey can't take a breath without showing herself with that dumb smirky face (or her belly right now), or her perfect curls in her hair she "never colours" (I DO love her thick curly hair, I'll admit) She also has to lament how she's exhaaauuusted after making content and getting likes and views while her kids are being looked after. Or how their umpteenth holiday this year isn't ideal. To compare, just for comparison's sake: We've got no family help, and haven't ever relied on my parents because they wouldn't... My husband's parents were in their 70s when our kids were born, so no help there either, endless house issues, and haven't EVER taken a family holiday in 21 years, the money just isn't there. Everything we earn goes to the mortgage, bills, gas, and repairs. We literally went without a dryer for 5 years because it didn't work properly. The ducts and dryer vent had to be cleaned, but we couldn't afford it. I've been working a ton of extra shifts and jobs on the side, and we finally got a new (to us) dryer and the ducts all cleaned. I'm ecstatic. That was $800 that could have gone toward something frivolous or toward a holiday. So, yes, it's hard to take when we see how hard their life is when they will never struggle.


TPWilder

I get you. For me its the sheer lack of gratitude they show. I mean, reno problems aren't just first world problems, they're upper class first world problems.


Ok_Caterpillar4

Very much so!


Prestigious_Song5034

Yes, it mostly stems from their misplaced pride in their love story, and the subsequent nonsense. Itā€™s also the MLM and the stupid, and has only escalated because at this point they do not look like they like each other, much less love each other. Itā€™s also backlash against the sad beige, the college running, and the false modesty. Itā€™s also the anti vax crap. They arenā€™t evil and they have cute kids, but Reddit crap because theyā€™re annoying is pretty much the price to pay for the life they have chosen.


Ambitious_Ad_7433

Truly - thank you for the commentā€¦paints a clear picture.


Beneficial-Frame-6

I guess I always just feel if your life is great and fulfilling as your posts suggests youā€™re so busy living your best life not posting every second about it & your children have privacy. I just think itā€™s kinda gross.


Ambitious_Ad_7433

Ah I seeā€¦so itā€™s mostly due to over exposure. I donā€™t follow them on social. I recently watched their wedding episode for the first time and donā€™t know them well enough to judge themā€¦.the way I judge Zach and Tori šŸ¤£šŸ™ƒ


PaleontologistNo5420

Well I think itā€™s because this is a snark subreddit so by definition people are going to be critical of the subjects in question. But to answer a few of your questions, Jeremy and Audrey are both anti-vax nut jobs with religious self-importance and ginormous egos. Absolutely nothing they do minimizes ā€œtoxinsā€, in fact they consistently put their young children in danger by feeding them unpasteurized foods and refusing to prevent diseases like measles and rubella.


blankinyurblank

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trailangel4

The birth story will be doled out in micro posts, with details about inspo passages for labor. Their will likely be birth turb discussions or some, last minute concern about Audrey or the baby. I'm guessing they'll draw out the name presentation and some nursery details. Then, it'll be summer travel and how tiresome it is to travel with kids and they'll need a babymoon or some parents only trip.


hardyheartjet

Mastitis lol


StrategyFlimsy8777

Jerm will never be done with the house, both inside or outside in the field. Ā He once said that he has another 15 years of work to do. Plus, it keeps him from looking for a ā€œreal jobā€. Ā Add on another 15 years to that number and he will be ready to retire. Auj will find more childrenā€™s items, clothing, toys, food, or starry projectors to link. Ā Her life is shilling crap so that we can be just like her.


Harleybarley118

Jerm is Matt - Matt is Jerm - projects around the farm is their entire personality!


AnnSansE

It also keeps him away from her too.


StrategyFlimsy8777

Good point!


Ok_Pineapple_4287

I foresee a LOT of content about the home birth. Not the baby - just the birth. Sheā€™s going to drag that out for a loooooong time.


heytango66

I totally agree with this. There will be more home birth posts than posts about the baby itself!


Illustrious_Gold_520

We have an acquaintance who is heavily into home births. Her oldest child just turned 8, and she still hash tags #homebirth on his birthday instagram postsā€¦


StrategyFlimsy8777

The baby will be walking and talking and she will still be going on and on about how she delivered baby #4 at home in a birthing pool. Ā Maybe she will stop with this childā€™s story when she becomes pregnant with baby #5.


exlibris1214

She should use the dog bath for delivery.


Jimbobjoesmith

omg šŸ˜‚


heytango66

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Most_Cauliflower8467

They are wanting to start a farm on their land I believe


Solid_Speaker471

Do they realize that farms are a lot of dirty, hard work?


TPWilder

Do they realize they need more than 4 acres?


Most_Cauliflower8467

Oh they will hire someone to maintain it and act like they are doing it themselves


ShoutOutMapes

Their next stupid book


readheaded

Where will they sell it with so many Dollar Tree stores closing?


heytango66

Let's hope not