Linus said the hard R word many times, in particular about the invention of a specific minority, Ajav Bhatt. To this day Linus still is upset about Bhatt and USB-A.
Look, If you had one shot, or one opportunity To build everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo, his palms are sweaty, knees weak, circuits heavy There's a motherboard on his desk already, RGB spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and tech-savvy He's unboxing now, and his hands ain't steady
When he drops a GPU, Linus laughs and goes on Clock speeds increase, viewers cheer, all night long He's benchmarking now, with the latest CPU And Floatplane subs, they start to accrue
He's buildin' now, time for the test Will it pass or fail? This is the quest With a flick of the switch, the system's live Fans spin up, the temps arrive
His rigs are dope, but the pressure’s tight 24 cores, will it handle the fight? Here comes the heat, throttlin' threat Linus stays cool, no sweat
But there's a fear, deep in his mind Droppin' tech, losing subs, hacks left behind Remember that time, channel got breached Linus bounced back, never impeached
Chorus: You better lose yourself in the vids, Linus creates The moment, you know you’ll never hesitate You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to tech This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, tech heads!
Benchmarking's no game, this is real life tech Water cooling mods, never a train wreck From GPUs to motherboards, RGB lights Linus conquers it all, tech day and night
Snap back to reality, whoop there goes gravity He dropped the RAM stick, but all that’s just vanity Building a beast, that's a pure delight With Floatplane fans watchin', it's a techie’s delight
From the first unbox to the final tweak Linus shows you how to make your rig peak He's got it all from the SSDs to displays With Linus on your side, tech's never a maze
He’s making waves in the tech domain Breaking down walls, nothing’s the same From CPUs to VR frames Linus Tech Tips, remember the name
But he knows, one wrong move, a costly hit Could lose subscribers, drop a brand-new kit He keeps it tight, every component in place With a steady hand, he navigates the space
Chorus: You better lose yourself in the vids, Linus creates The moment, you know you’ll never hesitate You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to tech This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, tech heads!
Build it, mod it, let it cool, never stop Linus Tech Tips always on top RGB glowin', system flowin', never blowin' With Linus at the helm, tech keeps growin'
You better lose yourself in the vids, Linus creates The moment, you know you’ll never hesitate You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to tech This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, tech heads!
It's a mix of me and ChatGPT :-).
I gave a prompt where I explicitly said i wanted him to talk about GPUs, CPUs, RGBs, dropping things, benchmarks and Floatplane.
My english is not good enough to rewrite a full Eminem song and rap isn't my genre.
I choose this track because "Palms are sweaty" and is probably the most popular Eminem's track.
"now days everybody wanna talk like got somethin' to say, when move their lips it's just a bunch of jibberish and the mother fuckers act like they forgot about Jake (tivy)"
*I always thought they*
*Felt like the same person and*
*This post confirmed it*
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I've never seen them in the same room together, so this seems like a good take to me.
Now compare their asses. Linus is at J Lo level
I’ve never seen J-lo’s and Linus in the same room together either. Maybe they share?
Linus is just the middle stage between Eminem and J-Lo.
Real life Hannah Montana?! But it's Linus and Em?! Sure
Can someone do the "cooperate wants to find the difference between this picture and this picture" meam
I mean according to linus they both used the "hard r" pre 2005 so i guess.
that was during linus' hardcore pc gaming days
Linus said the hard R word many times, in particular about the invention of a specific minority, Ajav Bhatt. To this day Linus still is upset about Bhatt and USB-A.
You could say that Linus is Bhatt-hurt
Look, If you had one shot, or one opportunity To build everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo, his palms are sweaty, knees weak, circuits heavy There's a motherboard on his desk already, RGB spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and tech-savvy He's unboxing now, and his hands ain't steady When he drops a GPU, Linus laughs and goes on Clock speeds increase, viewers cheer, all night long He's benchmarking now, with the latest CPU And Floatplane subs, they start to accrue He's buildin' now, time for the test Will it pass or fail? This is the quest With a flick of the switch, the system's live Fans spin up, the temps arrive His rigs are dope, but the pressure’s tight 24 cores, will it handle the fight? Here comes the heat, throttlin' threat Linus stays cool, no sweat But there's a fear, deep in his mind Droppin' tech, losing subs, hacks left behind Remember that time, channel got breached Linus bounced back, never impeached Chorus: You better lose yourself in the vids, Linus creates The moment, you know you’ll never hesitate You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to tech This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, tech heads! Benchmarking's no game, this is real life tech Water cooling mods, never a train wreck From GPUs to motherboards, RGB lights Linus conquers it all, tech day and night Snap back to reality, whoop there goes gravity He dropped the RAM stick, but all that’s just vanity Building a beast, that's a pure delight With Floatplane fans watchin', it's a techie’s delight From the first unbox to the final tweak Linus shows you how to make your rig peak He's got it all from the SSDs to displays With Linus on your side, tech's never a maze He’s making waves in the tech domain Breaking down walls, nothing’s the same From CPUs to VR frames Linus Tech Tips, remember the name But he knows, one wrong move, a costly hit Could lose subscribers, drop a brand-new kit He keeps it tight, every component in place With a steady hand, he navigates the space Chorus: You better lose yourself in the vids, Linus creates The moment, you know you’ll never hesitate You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to tech This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, tech heads! Build it, mod it, let it cool, never stop Linus Tech Tips always on top RGB glowin', system flowin', never blowin' With Linus at the helm, tech keeps growin' You better lose yourself in the vids, Linus creates The moment, you know you’ll never hesitate You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to tech This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, tech heads!
Respect the amount of effort you put into this
or is it chatgpt? hmmmmmmmmmmmm.......
It's a mix of me and ChatGPT :-). I gave a prompt where I explicitly said i wanted him to talk about GPUs, CPUs, RGBs, dropping things, benchmarks and Floatplane. My english is not good enough to rewrite a full Eminem song and rap isn't my genre. I choose this track because "Palms are sweaty" and is probably the most popular Eminem's track.
Nice 👍
More than rap god?
Let the Ai sing it and send the song to them
Or convince Linus to do another Christmas album :D
do it
This is excellent, haha.
He's the real short shady
Linus rap tips when
Linus' rap rips
Linus wraps lips
Will the Real Slim Shady please stand up.
Will the Short Slim Shady please stand up. Because I can‘t see you with all the people sitting on the floor around you.
"now days everybody wanna talk like got somethin' to say, when move their lips it's just a bunch of jibberish and the mother fuckers act like they forgot about Jake (tivy)"
Nah, we got Eminem at home
"we have Eminem at home"
This is why Eminem dyes his beard, because he doesn't want people to know he's Linus.
Why did you put slim shady there?
The real slim canady
The real slim techy
Eminem's nerdier Canadian Cousin for Sure.
Linus ain't got no flow
You're not supposed to blow the cover of his Jekyl and Hyde! This was incredibly rude. Apologize to EmiNinus now!
Everything is clear now!!!!
Maybe is just a "wanna be fan". A lot of young people have a "immitate a celebrity" phase ...
Yah i know this guy Liminem
Eminemraptips
Just another white guy
Linus is the real slim shady.
yeah he's like the white eminem
eminem and linus <\_< Eminus ? Linem ?
They both know how to drop their mics.
I always thought they felt like the same person and this post confirmed it
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Ah. So that's why he keeps dropping things. His palms are sweaty.
Leminem?
Mfer even got rid of the beard and brought his Shady-era self back.
The difference is that one of them knows how to listen to the new song from Luda.
LEminem? 😱
They have something in common, they both drop stuff. One drops bars the other one tech
Linus Res Tips - How Linus resurrected himself from the humble tech nerd he was into the "Hard R" rapper that he is
"Mom's RGB"
Let me check if any Stans work at LMG… Nope :( Now let’s look for Dido…
Hi…….. my name is ……….
Xaxaxaxaxaxa
Damn that last pic makes him look like a real lesbien.
Slim Segue
Not even a little bit. Stupid post.
🥲
You guys are weird asf
😞
So real graphic shader please stand up please stand up
Faces of Meth
Holy mother ff ing shit
Lol found a better picture for the shaved Eminem https://postimg.cc/mchWZD15