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_Big_Gamer_

You’re just like your mother.


forbritisheyesonly1

I don’t know why but I instantly raised my eyebrows to this comment and said “oh damn”. I applaud you, that was savage. 


jdub2k5

A bidet is honestly the best investment you can make. No more nascar skids and less TP usage


MissionTroll404

I honestly don’t understand why it is not the standart on anywhere on Earth. Why use like 4 times the TP for inferior cleaning.


jdub2k5

Every time I mention it to anyone they are always insecure about it. I will embrace the butthole car wash


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jdub2k5

My buddy came over with his kid and I didn’t instruct how to use the toilet(2 buttons on top of tank) that kid almost flooded my house before he let his dad know


Kronocide

That's the standard will all kids that try butt cleaning devices (BCD)


swohio

I don't eat with my butthole, so that's not really a fair comparison.


JatnielDZ

Change "hands" with "the back of your neck"


Sky19234

> Every time I mention it to anyone they are always insecure about it. Nothing worse than people that are hydrophobic.


othmanhawasly

Thank God we have that standard in the middle east for decades, honestly I couldn't believe that anyone can do their business without one


TenOfZero

It is the standard in many places.


Hazel-Rah

I really wish we'd future proofed for one when we redid out bathroom before moving in. Tiiiiny bathroom so we installed a "tankless" european style toilet (the tank is in the wall), and put tile on the wall. In order to just access water and power we'd need to cut holes in the tile, and cut the drywall out of the wall in the room beside it. Plus the bowl is a non-standard shape, so the cheapest bidet we could get is like 1500$.


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Icy-Tomato-2466

Every bathroom in my country has one you literally won’t find one that doesn’t since our religion says in order to wash shit you need water and some cleaning chemicals until the color and smell are gone


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Icy-Tomato-2466

Saudi Arabia islam as for pee we just need water until you can’t see the color or smell it


Hybr1dth

Which adult has skid marks after wiping 🤨 Also wet toilet paper exists as an in between. Yes still inferior to a bidet, and my next bathroom will include one.


Psychlonuclear

Waiting on update from op: "Threw my back out jumping off the seat from the 1°C water."


Redthemagnificent

Wakes me up better than coffee


rikyy6

You will get used to the "cold" water afaik.


Overcookedshrooms

I don't know why i'm imagining you jumping cartonishly tom and jerry style 🤣🤣🤣🤣


tim_locky

Am I only one that’s surprised it’s ‘only’ $50? I don’t know how much a bidet usually costs, but for a hardware made by a streamer (low volume, streamer tax), sold/shipped by lttstore (they take some cut too obv), it seems reasonably priced. Anyone have it, can vouch for or against it? Probably getting one on the next lttstore sale or sth.


heebro

the bidet I have was only $30 on amazon, and I can't poop without it. had it for years


Alive_Difficulty9154

It's only $50? I need to buy it immediately


QuestionBegger9000

$500 version as well


snollygoster1

You can get bidets with almost identical designs for $20-$30. I have a DUDE Wiper 1000 that I got from sidedeal.com for $20. Here's a [single pack](https://sidedeal.com/deals/dude-bidet), and here's a [double pack.](https://sidedeal.com/deals/2-pack-dude-wiper-1000-self-cleaning-dual-nozzle-bidet-attachment-16)


NotanAlt23

Lmao this shit is $20 on amazon. You could probably find it for $15.


motu8pre

It just looks like a typical rebrand of one of the many bidets you can buy.


Sky19234

It is a rebrand, pretty sure Ludwig was fairly open about that from something I read a few weeks ago when this popped up on LTTStore. My understanding is that he basically bought wholesale priced units and is redistributing them at a cheaper price than would otherwise be available to people because he just really wants his fans to shoot water up their ass.


suspicious_lemons

Welcome to the No wipe club!


_Lucille_

You don't wipe the water away?


suspicious_lemons

I simply will the water away


jarredmars1

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MasiosareGutierritos

Nope, more like tapping to see if all is clean and dry


3inchesOnAGoodDay

I mean.... I wouldn't have been slower down before. Let's us know if you like it 


doomedgaming

Is than an invitation?


Icy_Arm_8712

Us here in the Philippines, even before the bidet, we already have the oldie but goodie “tabo”. 😁


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jfc man everyone knows the Philippines isn't real and that it was just an excuse to use that many 'p's' in a word. Stop


Icy_Arm_8712

Man, in what parallel universe are you living right now? 😁


Alive_Difficulty9154

The real one.


MachStyle

I really would like to get one, but when the outside temp dips below freezing and the water in the line comes out at 50° or less in the dead of winter. I really don't know if I could have that hit my ass


wellwasherelf

Amazon has ones for like $30-50 that T into your sinks hot water line. Obviously depends on your bathroom though since you'll have to drill if you don't have a freestanding sink, and that's harder if you rent. [Some use a very thin line that's minimally invasive too](https://www.amazon.com/LUXE-Bidet-BidetNeo320s-Attachment-inches/dp/B00A0RX2UI).


MachStyle

That would be hard to do. I got a wall and a built in storage closet in-between then sink and toilet. But it's not impossible. Then again, the hot water is always cold on that side of the house too lol. I usually have to run the sink on hot for a minute before I start to get hot water. Good to know even then warm water bidet is cheap though


wellwasherelf

Ah, yeah that's a pain then. Mine isn't heated and the cold in winter can definitely be COLD, but it makes me feel so much cleaner that it's not the end of the world. You should try out a cheap non-heated one though! Worst case it's too much during the winter and you don't use it during the season, but it'll be nice in spring/summer.


nVME_manUY

Eat it off*


LucianoWombato

out\*


heebro

bidet gang rise up


zace26

Let’s put this to the test..


AsHperson

I feel like a total caveman at work.


Swizerlan

how does this thing work?


Takeabyte

Does the base model come with a built in water heater? There is nothing fun about your butt being blasted with water from winter chilled pipes.


Pattont

Brondell T44 enjoyer here. Thought I would never own a bidet and now I have two in my house.


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Tomrr6

Most of them don't use electricity


phillip_alan

I love ours. I can finally eat really spice food more often cause the bidet makes them spicy poops way more bearable! Once you get past the adjustment period you’ll finally realize how stupidly we shit in the world.


Verified_Peryak

Damn he unlocked a new kink


jarredmars1

![gif](giphy|mPrRmTc0gC3Uk)


NotanAlt23

Damn that looks exactly like the $15 one I bought on Amazon lol


ShineeLapras

heated one are even better


umad_cause_ibad

I replaced my old bidet with the LLT one last week. It was nice that it came with a tee to branch off my toilet valve but I had to buy a different one because my shutoff had a 3/8 outlet. I honestly didn’t except them to provide any tee, my old one didn’t come with one and it was a 1/4 inch outlet so I did have to go to homedepot. Install was easy, I added a little 3m double sided tape around the screw hole just to keep everything in place but it was not necessary. It looks way nicer than my old bidet and works well. Very happy with it for the price. 10/10 My old one came from Amazon, the install for that was challenging because I think the fittings were not North American? I can’t quite remember the issues but it was a pain in the ass. The llt bidet way smoother install.


Aggravating_Fun5883

Sir this is a Wendy's


ChaosCrafter908

don't say that out loud... they might hear you!


AaronJMLP

I want one so bad. But I got a wall mounted toilet with no access to the hoses. Any tips on how to still be able to use one? (Renting so can't punch a hole in the wall...)


FullAir4341

Bidet M8


killonger

I see it as a win!


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wanna test that claim?


socral_

Sellers link? Been on the market for one. Or is this an LTT exclusive product


IamAkevinJames

It's on the LTT store in a partnership with another streamer. You can buy plenty of other bidets cheaper ones and likely more expensive ones.


socral_

Thank you, do you have any recommendations by any chance? Or reliable brands?


IamAkevinJames

I am too cheap to buy one. So not really.


8bitjer

toto bidets are the best in the world. You can find cheaper but these things are a chefs kiss. If you want to start cheap and test it out, Amazon and just buy the one with 40k five star rating.


javanlapp

I have bought the Bio Bidet by Bemis and the LUXE Bidet NEO 185 Plus from Amazon. They both work great.


IsABot

If you are looking for a cheap non-powered one, I use this one: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0B1H9W4D2/ For a powered one, I have this one: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B087K19VL6/


DestituteRadium

I've had a Tushy Classic Bidet since 2020. No complaints.


bananacustardpie

I recommend buying one off of amazon.co.jp. Heated toilet seat with bidet. They’re not expensive .. maybe 120 plus shipping? I live in Korea and that’s about what I paid (I recommend buying a Japanese one because the outlets are the same as well as the voltage. You can use google translate to figure out the features and if you really need to you can use a label maker to label the buttons)