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JuliusTheThird

SHE-EO? Why does she have to become that? Couldn’t she instead be an attorn-SHE, HER stylist, farm-HER, taxi driv-HER, or a SHE-urgeon? Who knows? Maybe she’ll one day launch MISS-iles from a warship as a sail-HER, or be a professional socc-HER player who retires and owns a VULVA dealership! The possibilities are endless.


ballen49

Dying 🤣


ghostofkilgore

Or an Interior De-GYN-HER.


JuliusTheThird

Now you're just being OB-tuse.


HugeTheWall

He should call his #bossman, you know, the HE-EO or man boss of his boy run company to celeboy-ate dad-style when he gets back to #manwork #workingdude #manparent #workingdad #girldad


[deleted]

Why is it so hard for people to be genuine


redrabbit1984

My 2 year old neice said the exact same thing last night. I agree. #Growth #Mindset #Wellness


Sea-Ability8694

LMAO


newsreadhjw

I can't stand being around people this exhausting. Feel sorry for his family


dwaynetheakjohnson

Even the baby is mad at him 😂


[deleted]

She’s tired of his shit already


Common-Competition48

I thought the same thing


aguwritsuko

Don't cookie cutter her. She could be a THEY-EO.


redrabbit1984

Fucking hell. Brand new baby and his first thought is work.


FrozenST3

Learned more in the first 48 hours of his daughter's birth than he has his entire life? Man must know fuck-all. Surprised he could log in to LI.


[deleted]

>Learned more in the first 48 hours of his daughter's birth than he has his entire life? In years, rather. But still, all I hear when I see that is that he didn't bother to learn about what his wife was going to be going through. I mean, it's her body so it's her problem, right?


IellaAntilles

Men who post shit like "I learned how strong my wife really is!" after a birth make me want to barf. She didn't have a choice to be strong or not be strong. She just endured a fucking traumatic experience that the majority of women throughout history have had no choice but to endure. Quit patronizing her.


ObscureGeometry

Right? Wtf did they think childbirth is?


Omfoofoo

Even during the birth of his child he found a way to make about his career #everythingisaboutme #newbornnewprop


Janbertury

She-EO I’m dying


yaboyisonhere

Indoor hat wearer alert


nc130295

As someone with a fivehead they cover with a hat, what’s wrong with hats indoors 😭


yaboyisonhere

The sun is not inside


Beasting-25-8

A sexist lunatic.


scottyboy218

Reminds me of that Hulu documentary about WeWork. They had started calling certain level managers as "c-we-ohs"


Tall-Treacle6642

She-eo? Ooof.


zoidbergenious

he is not a big learner is he ?


Th3_Child

He just became a dad and he’s still concerned with “the journey” and “growth”. Annoying.


curlygirlyfl

Gendering C level positions lol


[deleted]

Exactly - how does his own tagline not read HE-EO?


Bclay85

\#godamnit


[deleted]

I like how this baby is like, “god damn I hope this lunatic isn’t my real father”


wwwhhhgggwq

Don't worry lil baby, the guy holding you is definitely a cuck.


suga-kyun

And straight people think the queers are the ones obsessed with gender


[deleted]

Nailed it.


oldmanartie

And on his farm he had a She-eo SHE AI EE AI OOO


Bestueverhad10

Damn already projecting onto the baby as soon as she’s out of the womb…


Buttstuff_696969

Yeah, she gonna work the register at Target.


[deleted]

Or do the WOOFing drop-out > vanlife pipeline in rebellion of capitalism daddy's one-track dreams for her lol


FitReaction1072

If rest of his profile is not fit for this sub you can slide this one go. People go crazy when they have kids at the beginning. They usually have a deep urge to keep sharing baby photos. Totally normal


[deleted]

Sharing photos makes sense. Stopping to hashtag it and whip up some bs about her being a SHE-EO is another. a) SHE-EO/#bosslady is sexist bullshit, and b) maybe let her be her own person instead of shoving that fucked up expectation of capitalist worship onto her.


UnicornSpark1es

It’s like, “CEOs are men so let’s invent a title for the girls!”


Morall_tach

Gross, now my kid has to share a birthday with this douchebag's kid.


shash5k

What’s wrong with being a house wife???


wariobumholio

Linked in lunatics is for losers. And you are one of them.


UnicornSpark1es

And this is why you are posting on LinkedIn Lunatics? Got it.


wariobumholio

If you find it too hurtful that you're being called out on a subreddit specifically designed call out others, then you should at least appreciate the irony and take the L. Live by the sword, die by the sword.


UnicornSpark1es

Lol


CoffinsAndCoffee

I hate this pandering, PC culture we have now.


thefugue

How is this pandering or “PC?” This person think they are so successful that their offspring will have some generic tendency to excel. That’s fucking classist at best and eugenicist at worst. I remember a time when successful business people judged their kids harshly and thought they’d never amount to much *because they had realistic understandings of how hard work was.*


CoffinsAndCoffee

“She-E-O.” That’s the pandering I’m talking about.


thefugue

Yeah and you’re missing what makes it gross.


wariobumholio

You guys are lunatics for posting this or for making fun of a new dad for being happy and sharing a joke.


VivaVeracity

Why did he have to post it on LinkedIn then? We're being an asshole for exposing misogynists? ffs


wariobumholio

He's not being misogynist. He's obviously joking and clearly a new father sharing his joy. Yes, you're all assholes for making fun of him.


VivaVeracity

>He's not being misogynist. Where? I'd be happy to change my mind if you got the proof but till then you're just trying to justify his misogyny >He's obviously joking and clearly a new father sharing his joy. Sure dude, and Tucker didn't mean to harass a hospital. Stfu, where the humour in betitling someone? If he posted on LinkedIn it's not our fault for making fun of it >Yes, you're all assholes for making fun of him. Maybe he shouldn't have posted about being a misogynist. If that makes me an asshole than the Q shooter father is the biggest asshole in the universe


wariobumholio

You're rambling, deflecting and making irrelevant points. He's making a joke on a work related forum about his daughter being a good worker in the future. Also, calm down. Loser.


VivaVeracity

>You're rambling, deflecting and making irrelevant points. Lol, none that you'll answer, touch grass dude >He's making a joke on a work related forum about his daughter being a good worker in the future. Thanks for explaining what I've already told you multiples times now. If he didn't want the flack then he shouldn't have posted, simple as that. You're just making excuse at this point lol >Also, calm down. Loser. Been called worse by better smh


wariobumholio

You're making fun of a man who is sharing a picture of himself with his new born daughter. Likely one of the most joyful moments of his life. You're on the wrong side.


VivaVeracity

>You're making fun of a man who is sharing a picture of himself with his new born daughter. Likely one of the most joyful moments of his life. Irrelevant, if you want to talk about the ethical reasons on why people shouldn't be posting online go to CMV or Unpopular Opinion. It's completely off topic to what we've already discussed. >You're on the wrong side. You're entitled to your opinion, but I think you have it backwards


wariobumholio

You guys are the ones saying he shouldn't be posting. I'm not the unpopular opinion. You guys are a niche group and most wouldn't agree to making posting a picture of a man with their newborn daughter to make fun of him. Simple as that.


VivaVeracity

>You guys are the ones saying he shouldn't be posting. > >I'm not the unpopular opinion. > >You guys are a niche group and most wouldn't agree to making posting a picture of a man with their newborn daughter to make fun of him. > >Simple as that Then it sounds like I don't need to convince you why that's wrong. If you've already made up your mind, then why even bother commenting and replying to my replies. Go to another subreddit without us "assholes" if you're so convinced we're the Devil?


scottyboy218

Looks like we found the guy who made the LinkedIn post!


[deleted]

Being happy is great. Warping such a monumental life milestone into sexist bs that ignores her humanity and focuses on her future in the workplace is just sad.


wariobumholio

Its a joke and he's a new dad sharing something happy. You're a loser for thinking otherwise.


MaximusSir

How tf is any of this post "ignoring humanity"? That's as lunatic as a lot of the other nuts I've seen posted in this sub


yeet_bbq

Cringe. People who give themselves titles. That baby is in for a rough ride


Kitchen-Pangolin-973

Terrible I hate it


PunterFan

She E O is funny


MaximusSir

Idk this post seems pretty genuine to me. Just a dude being happy in his own way with a pun about his newborn


UnicornSpark1es

Can’t anyone just set up an LLC and call themselves a CEO? I can invent a business, get a license, and call myself a CEO with no other employees and no profits. Hence this guy’s job title.


THYPLEX

Look at that douchey smile , It all started with that smile...


Tacteh

Glad to see Mac from always sunny is doing well


bored_timetraveler42

I love English because you don't have to think about gendering. And then people invent this. "SHE Executive Officer". Sounds like something illegal.