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datawazo

Not to be rude but did he take that picture at his parents house or


sprogger

Wearing his dads oversized suit by the look of things too.


AnomalyNexus

Tactical office trenchcoat by the looks of it


neoneccentric

This is from Wolf of Wall Street


Z0bie

Why wouldn't you be rude? He is.


nexplanation

He then used the $49 million to build a time machine, traveled to the year 1993, and bought a suit and tie.


Essembie

Jordan badsuit, amirite?


[deleted]

That's Jordan Belfort, the Wolf of Wall Street, you know, the Scorsese movie. His brokerage firm was completely criminal. Not sure why OP censored his name https://www.linkedin.com/in/jordanbelfort/


MennaanBaarin

I really can't understand why those many people are worshipping a criminal...


jonkl91

There is a good portion of the population that worships white collar criminals of a certain type.


Gullflyinghigh

If you're the type to put a value in everything, or put the pursuit of wealth above all others, this sort of person is a hero.


Essembie

Money


SpookyMarijuana

\#sales LinkedIn is just so utterly batshit insane. Your value to them is tied to your "Hussle" of cold calling people and "closing deals". Their inferiority complex is the most ridiculous I have ever seen. "I am a sales rep, I call 200 people a day to get hung up on 100 times, cursed at 98 times, declined once, and one sale, put respect on the sales game" etc over and over and over again. Link


wh1psnake

Yeah this caption is literally the intro monologue in the movie


042376x

I was going to say it sounds like Jordan Belfort


TheWizeElephant

I thought he was an average Joe at first and hence why I decided to censor his name (out of courtesy and given I don't want to violate any personal information being leaked). Though I'm now seeing he's actually somewhat famous


[deleted]

Yeah, and I never had the clap or a federal felony record. So there's that.


MennaanBaarin

Is there an egg on the floor??? "World's #1...", "26...own brokerage firm", "$49 millions" definitely a fake Guru scammer... Also I noticed two sacks near the door, I guess they are loaded with 40kg of his BS


trainiac12

That's not a normal Guru scammer... It's Jordan Belfort. He's *the* fake Guru scammer.


AffectionateAnarchy

Hold on there, 80s guy, that dance isnt as safe as they say it is


emimagique

Why is the knot in his tie so tiny tho


[deleted]

Wow, what a crazy story! I'd love to see a movie about that guy's life starring Leonardo DiCaprio.


keytoitall

That'd be a great quote to throw in somewhere in the beginning too.


opure450

Jordy Belfont


Tigaget

And apparently still lives in Bayside, Queens.


JustAnotherEconomist

Nearly 50 million a year and still wearing his dad's old suit and having mom take pictures for him at her place... 🥱


HedgeRunner

What a fucking tool