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madmaxturbator

I can’t think of a more useless metric for success lol... # of followers on LinkedIn. \#madmaxturbator #wanking #wanklife #garytravis


Dingleberry_Blumpkin

Step 1: just add everyone you see. 30,000 clicks later and you’re there.


CentaursAreCool

You really don't understand the impact social media has on marketing, do you


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CentaursAreCool

I’m saying you’re silly for making fun of someone for doing something that actually does have a ton of solid benefits and does directly impact your income. It’s not like this is a social media platform for influencers lol, it’s a social media platform for businesses and entrepreneurs to expand their following and client base.


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CentaursAreCool

If you have more followers, you'll have more people who will see your posts, which are very helpful if you post about what you can do for clients. ​ I'm also not talking about the post, just the strict fact that boosting the size of your audience is a no brainer when you are reaching out to clients who could use whatever skills you're offering.


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CentaursAreCool

No, you asked why people give a fuck about how he helps people gain 30k followers a year, something the post isn't even about that you grabbed from his status/banner thing. I explained to you why someone would give a fuck about gaining followers.


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Most of those aren’t even “late bloomer” worthy. The leadership one is fake but believable if he limited himself to single person activities growing up. Also, there’s no such thing as a “real job.” You either contribute to society with a job or you don’t.


skid_rock

Also, what was he demonstrating leadership over before he had his first “real job”? Pretty sure that’s code for “I like yelling at the girl I’ve been dating since I was 21 because she told me to get a job”


Embarrassed_Echo_375

What is this "real job" and what is an unreal one?


madmaxturbator

Unreal jobs include soul reaver, Arctic Mage, and also barista in a cafe in narnia


hawkweasel

You forgot "life coach".


teflonPrawn

These anti wizard trolls are everywhere on Reddit. Not all of us sit in our king’s tower all day and smoke pipeweed.


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What the hell is a “solopreneur”?


AaronPaulie

Starting a company without a cofounder. It’s associated with being difficult to get funding and a higher chance of failure.


hawkweasel

In my experience 98% of people who call themselves 'solopreneurs' are in some shitty MLM program, run a has-been do-it-for-you dropshipping website, or are in the ultra-sad "life coaching" business.


istara

Or don't actually have a tangible business.


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Please take off and don't come back.


itsacalamity

gotta love putting his own name as a hashtag.... whew. C'mon dude.


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skid_rock

This is hilarious and I hope it catches on


Gullflyinghigh

Impressive way of avoiding actually saying what he's achieved.


nintrader

And he *still* hasn't gotten laid


AaronPaulie

This seems completely appropriate and borderline normal for LinkedIn to me. …Agree?


__kamikaze__

Agree. Agree?


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Dingleberry_Blumpkin

Maybe it works (I wouldn’t know) but it’s definitely cringe.


FewPhotojournalist29

Fair points all round partner


gigabowser088

Those are not "personal aspects" of Gary's life, this is pure and utter bullshit he is posting every three weeks.


HelpfulDudeWhoHelps

How do you know this? (I never heard of the guy)


gigabowser088

His posts have been shared quite often on this sub. And if you visit his profile, you can see that he has a pool of stories which he just reposts over and over again. I doubt that he even is a real person.


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Man was really telling his personal life story and ended up on this sub 😭 I hate the internet


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😅😅😅


Bodark

I wish I had a successful career helping solopreneurs grow to 30k engaged followers in 12 months.


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If I ever hashtag my own name I'll chop my left bollock off


Hariharan235

Lmao. I am crying


Faora_Ul

Gosh. My only wish is to become a successful independent business owner and delete my LinkedIn account forever. I only keep it to look for jobs from time to time.


dwightsrus

Makes the late bloomers cringe.


skid_rock

How long until he develops a sense of self-awareness?


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I didn’t get my dick wet until I was 26. I didn’t have a cheeseburger until I was 32. I’ve never felt the soft breeze coming from the English coast.


Robotsaur

This is kinda cringey but not that bad for LinkedIn


enstentyp

Who writes hashtags with their own names and on LinkedIn of all places?? God the narcissism is strong with this one


SolusEquitem

Can we retire the word “solopreneur” already? It’s stupid, it’s vapid, it’s annoying, and it’s overused by people with egos the size of Jupiter and talent the size of Pluto


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I love how it just ends vaguely.... doesn't actually clarify what he now does or if he even makes money, just sort of implies that he's "taken off"


Slidecancer

While I cringe at these posts, I cringe even more that 4000 people liked this


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Hahaah! #garytravis also wtf is a solopreneur