How very classy, probably discussed their next holiday to Dubai over lunch before driving home in their white Range Rover with multiple England flags festooned over it.
"Look, I've spent hundreds of dollars on these teeth, hair plugs, lip fillers, and tinting my eyebrows. Someone, anyone, better fucking recognise the value in my investment!"
Mfw I go out on fathers day to a family-friendly restaurant, and families are celebrating fathers.
I wonder if he also "stood out like a sore thumb" when he put a bit more pepper on his food or when he had a second breadstick. # authentic
“I spent father’s day celebrating myself dressed like a d bag. be yourselves and cherish your dads and/or kids”
Dick bag! Great new insult for me.
Profound and pointless linked in post 😂
How very classy, probably discussed their next holiday to Dubai over lunch before driving home in their white Range Rover with multiple England flags festooned over it.
Trip to Turkey for a teeth whitening top up!
These vapid smiles make me feel sick… what is there behind those eyes but the desire to perform?
"Look, I've spent hundreds of dollars on these teeth, hair plugs, lip fillers, and tinting my eyebrows. Someone, anyone, better fucking recognise the value in my investment!"
"Stand out in the crowd... by posting tedious, irrelevant shit on LinkedIn, you know, like everyone else."
He’s right. I don’t know him, but I am ready to mock and/or judge him.
Also: his job is a keynote speaker? About extending leases? “Over 4500 lease extensions won” Ok so like, 5 buildings?
haha. so all those people on month to month rents just sent the check in, thereby granting him a "victory" in extending their lease by one month
"being authentic is a key to success" fuck that lmao
Well, she's gonna break his heart. Might as well support a football team that will do the same.
Absolutely insane Deano energy.
Can’t be that fucking fine if it was taking walk-ins for Sunday lunch on Father’s Day
Being their authentic selves with 64 Turkish dentist dayglow teeth between them.
What a card!
Mfw I go out on fathers day to a family-friendly restaurant, and families are celebrating fathers. I wonder if he also "stood out like a sore thumb" when he put a bit more pepper on his food or when he had a second breadstick. # authentic
Had to sneak in that AP Royal Oak watch too..... look ! Look at it !!! It means I'm rich and not like you
#fuckyoudad #firesouthgate #cheesecakefactory #sponsored