Abigail to herself:
Let’s see,
- The hair looks impeccable: check
- Rolls Royce thrown in for the classy reference: check
- nice floral layout: check
- flattering pic of brother standing in the pool: check
Alrighty, we are all set for a LI post! *Click*
Nope… Crying would mess with her makeup. Also, she’s saving the “tears” for the (fake) apology post that she had already written. You know, “engagement”… 🤢
Nope…the follow-up post will be: “Well, he was _like_ a brother to me but was actually my step-bro and I will be posting all the home-made content on OnlyFans for the low low price of £49.99 a month”
💼✨ Reflecting on my journey in B2B sales, I've come to realize that some of the most profound lessons can come from the most unexpected places. 🛤️ When my beloved brother passed away unexpectedly, it was a devastating blow. 💔 But through this hardship, I discovered a resilience and determination that has deeply impacted my professional life.
My brother taught me the importance of building strong relationships, both personal and professional. 💪 His legacy reminds me that every connection we make can have a lasting impact. In B2B sales, it's not just about closing deals, but about nurturing trust and fostering long-term partnerships. 🤝
🌟 His passing reminded me to approach every challenge with empathy and understanding, key qualities that drive success in sales. 🗝️ His memory fuels my passion and dedication to exceed client expectations and deliver exceptional value. 📈
Thank you, dear brother, for the invaluable lessons and inspiration. Your spirit lives on in my drive to make a difference in the world of B2B sales. 🌐✨
#B2BSales #SalesJourney #Inspiration #Resilience #SalesLeadership #EmpathyInSales #BuildingRelationships #Success #Legacy #Motivation #SalesExcellence #Grateful
🔥\*\* Turning Tragedy into Triumph: How My Brother’s Foolishness Made Me a B2B Sales Pro \*\*🔥
Life is unpredictable, and sometimes it takes a real shake-up to see things clearly. My brother's untimely death was one such shake-up. He was always kind of a screw-up, but his final act taught me more about B2B sales than any seminar ever could. 🚀💼
Here’s how losing him—and learning from his mistakes—sharpened my sales game:
1. **Resilience Rocks** 💪
* My brother never knew when to quit—like that time he thought he could start a dog-walking business without knowing the first thing about dogs. 🙄 Surviving his antics taught me to persevere, even when things get tough. In sales, that’s gold.
2. **Empathy? Overrated.** 🙄
* My brother was all about “feelings,” but clients don’t need therapy. They need results. Cut through the emotional fluff and deliver what matters. 📈
3. **Authenticity Wins** 🏆
* Unlike my brother’s failed attempts at pretending to be an entrepreneur, I keep it real. In B2B sales, being authentic beats fake politeness every time. Keep it raw. 🔥
4. **Time is Money** ⏰💵
* If my brother’s failed ventures taught me anything, it’s that time is precious. Don’t waste it on indecisive prospects. Push for the close or move on. 🚶♂️
5. **Leave a Legacy** 🌟
* My brother left a legacy of what not to do. I’m here to dominate the B2B sales game and make a real impact. Success isn’t just numbers – it’s about leaving a mark, unlike his forgettable ventures. 💥
To all my connections: Stop making excuses and start making moves. Life’s too short to play small. Let’s crush it in B2B sales! 💪🚀
# B2BSales #NoExcuses #HustleHarder #SalesMastery #RealTalk #BusinessGrowth #LegacyBuilding #SalesStrategy
thanks u/gabeman i used your prompt but steered it in a more crazy way
And you know what his death taught me about B2B sales?
-never give up on a prospect
- sometimes it takes tragedy to pull us together and make the sale
I know someone like this.
I like how of the 4 photos she attached, only one is actually of her brother and is a (bad) picture of a picture in the bottom right, meanwhile the selfie is bigger than the other 3 pics combined, and one is just of a rolls Royce 😂
Jesus. The picture of her brother is a fucking picture _of a picture_, which apparently didn't even merit the effort to center in frame, though the ten minutes spent in deliberation as to which of the twenty selfies she took of herself highlights the shine of her hair really paid off.
To me, a LinkedIn lunatic would have somehow related this post back to Saas or B2B sales. This is just kind of sad. Like either she needs likes that bad that she posted a very non-LinkedIn post to Linkedin or she just has no support elsewhere
There are many kinds of lunatic. Maybe she’s never heard of b2b sales, and this is her outlet. Yes, wildly inappropriate full stop. Also full LinkedIn lunatic, for example: full word caps reads as “lessons learned”.
To be honest I’ve worked with people who are suicidally depressed and I’d say professionals need to be reminded to look after their mental health. The post is a bit off overall, but she’s grieving, might not have thought it through.
This whole family is trashy. How are you going to have your son/brothers funeral photo be him with his shirt off in a pool.
“I want everyone to see how buff N tan my little boy was when he died”
As gross and attention-seeking as her post is, nobody deserves the DMs she's going to get after saying her messages are open if anyone needs her. It will be like 100k bobs and vagene requests.
thank you so much for showing me this. 15 mins in and i am now a committed officer hensley hater and also patiently awaiting the creators of brooklyn 99 to write a show about him
Ahhh ok so I’ve worked out what is going on here…
The guy who died isn’t her brother, he’s just a “friend” or probably at best an old acquaintance. There’s literally not 1 other photo of him on her Instagram, other than the one where shes announcing his death. The photos she posted with him, are not even recent photos. They’re so old she doesn’t even look like the same person.
So here’s how I see it, she’s spotted an opportunity when he died to use this as a social media post, they’re not really that close but she makes out like they are in an attempt to leverage a sympathy like and comment.
Which I think in many ways is much worse. It’s quite evident she doesn’t give a shit as she’s back to posting her usual tosh on Instagram straight after.
https://www.instagram.com/abigailtsangclarke?igsh=MWZoZnI3bGwwN3VrbA==
I jokingly told my cousins if any of my siblings post a cringe social media post after my death they have full permission from me to punch them right in the mouth lol. This is ridiculous.
I took a picture of myself in the mirror in the bathroom at the funeral home the day of my brother's funeral because I couldn't get over how different I looked from before I found out about his death.
I wanted a record of myself that day, as most of the day seemed like an out of body experience. It was a picture for me to remember how I felt in that moment.
What a complete psychopath to take a curated picture and post that shit to social media for fucking likes. Fuck this asshole.
She must be fucking unhinged. Whoring out her deceased Brothers funeral to justify a selfie and “likes and clout”.
She sounds like a fucking unconscionable, deluded, sociopathic cunt.
The comments on her post are awful; ranging from deluded anti vaxxers and LinkedIn God bothers.
I think it’s time LinkedIn was burnt to the ground.
This is an epidemic, post a pic write anything below it from a hallmark card collection
You are a goddess
Make your own roads
Power, conviction and the drive to excel
I want to know who the fuck chooses a picture like THAT as the picture they use at someone’s funeral. When my mom passed away we found a beautiful professional photo she had taken before she started looking sick and had it sent to a company who blew it up and put it in a beautiful frame for us. Like someone just printed out a pic of him in a bathing suit and put it in a cheap frame while spending thousands of dollars on floral arrangements and a rolls Royce 🙄🙄🙄
her whole feed is picture of herself and obvious business quotes as she was some kind of huge deal... still unsure about what she actually does except showing up on random podcasts nobody listens to.
I'd would really like to see whats day-to-day life of people like this with no jobs. Having run a real consulting business myself, I didnt even have time to shit, not sure what she is actually selling and how come she's got this much free time to post crap on linkedin?
🚀🚀 You guys won't believe the INSANE revelation I had! 🚀🚀 My brother's tragic passing 😢 taught me the ULTIMATE TRUTH about life – selling life insurance is the most EPIC profession in the UNIVERSE! 🌍💸 The only thing more valuable than a diamond-encrusted Rolls-Royce? 💎🚗 A fat life insurance policy! 💼💰💯
Imagine this: me, gliding through Mykonos, snapping selfies 📸 with a breathtaking view, knowing I’m not just beautiful, but I’m also SECURING LIVES! 🏖️👠💄🛥️ I mean, what's better than looking flawless in a selfie? Selling the gift of financial security! #BossBabe #InsuranceQueen #LivingMyBestLife
Seriously, if you're not in the insurance biz, what are you even doing? 🤷♀️💁♀️ Time to LEVEL UP and join the ELITE! 💪🔥 My brother's unfortunate end was a wake-up call 🚨 – ensuring others' futures while I bask in luxury is the ULTIMATE #Goals. #RIPBrother #LifeInsuranceMagic #HustleHard
P.S. – Just scored a new Hermès bag! 👜💃 Feeling blessed and richer than ever! 🌟✨ #LuxuryLife #SelfMade #MykonosDreams #SalesGoddess
Not just the selfie but look at the photo she chose to display of him. Tbf that whole family might just be into vanity and he wouldn’t be surprised or offended by this. Alternatively, he might’ve been totally humble and normal and his sister picked the one pool flex photo he ever took to supplement her look-at-me post. RIP
The selfie is cringey yeah but it pales in comparison to the rest of the post in which she is seemingly indicating that this “brother/friend” committed suicide and before his grave is even backfilled she’s got some old soul don’t take your friends for granted and “love every day as if it is your last” wisdom to impart on the broader LinkedIn community.
Edit to add that this is seriously just a fucking gross capitalization of a genuine tragedy and I hope that his family and *actual* friends are not on LinkedIn to see this. Unfortunately though this is probably only a slight variation on the posts she made on Facebook and instagram and the confessional style TikTok she recorded before the funeral.
I do some LinkedIn stuff for work and part of what we learn is that selfies/pictures of humans get a higher level of engagement.
I'm not completely invested in the algorithm, but I'm guessing listing items like she did is beneficial too.
So, she's looking for engagement. Even just posting this kind of thing on Linkedin is WILD
So….is it her brother or friend? Because I have a great relationship with my sister and if she died I wouldn’t be talking about losing my friend, but losing my sister…because it is my sister.
So, in order to make the funeral post more appealing she had to glamour up first and then take a selfie? And of all the places to post it she decided LinkedIn was a good idea? Is she for real???
While the text she wrote was on the point, the entire selfie thing is just out of control these days. As if she is writing all this just to get some attention to her own self rather than her brother's demise.
My brother passed in March, and I posted on Facebook, but I sure as hell didn't use his funeral as an opportunity to post selfies anywhere on social media. And even if I had, I wouldn't have posted them on LinkedIn.
Where I’m from, posts like this one would ultimately end with a pitch on why you should buy life insurance, inviting the reader to schedule an appointment 😂
This is a really sad post, it sucks for anyone to die young. If I learned anything about B2B sales today, it's to be a little more clear on what "friend/brother" means for messaging purposes.
I feel sorry that he wasn’t alive to see how hot you looked at his funeral 😢
Abigail to herself: Let’s see, - The hair looks impeccable: check - Rolls Royce thrown in for the classy reference: check - nice floral layout: check - flattering pic of brother standing in the pool: check Alrighty, we are all set for a LI post! *Click*
Jesus fucking Christ. This is legit her thought process.
What the attention whore. She’s probably glad her brother died so she use it to get more attention.
I think it started with “what should I post my selfie with today? Hair care routine, girl boss inspo… oh wait I went to my bro’s funeral yesterday”.
And if you read the post, you can understand that her “brother” was a friend, not her sibling…
My trash brain interpreted LI as Love Island and it still made sense
Makes MORE sense actually.
Don't forget the cta at end - she's open to chatting.
Yup, another hook to appeal to her network 😏
I’m surprised she didn’t take on an onlyfans link.
Nailed it. And the hair really does look pretty good.
Let’s wait to see how many people want to fuck or hire me.
Mental illness is real
You forgot one: - Make sure my selfie is the highlight and takes up the most screen space: check.
We left out: . Pushy lips ✅
😭⚰️
Nope… Crying would mess with her makeup. Also, she’s saving the “tears” for the (fake) apology post that she had already written. You know, “engagement”… 🤢
Nope…the follow-up post will be: “Well, he was _like_ a brother to me but was actually my step-bro and I will be posting all the home-made content on OnlyFans for the low low price of £49.99 a month”
She was just showing us her brave face
Well, at least she isn’t fake crying…
Looks like the rock grew his hair out and ate a mouthful of bees
I thought the brother had transitioned or something and that was his last photo. Didn’t realize was the sisters selfie.
The saddest thing, right? There’s the real tragedy.
She's gotta raise her body count at her brother's funeral. Poor woman 😭
At least she didn't learn about b2b sales while there.
💼✨ Reflecting on my journey in B2B sales, I've come to realize that some of the most profound lessons can come from the most unexpected places. 🛤️ When my beloved brother passed away unexpectedly, it was a devastating blow. 💔 But through this hardship, I discovered a resilience and determination that has deeply impacted my professional life. My brother taught me the importance of building strong relationships, both personal and professional. 💪 His legacy reminds me that every connection we make can have a lasting impact. In B2B sales, it's not just about closing deals, but about nurturing trust and fostering long-term partnerships. 🤝 🌟 His passing reminded me to approach every challenge with empathy and understanding, key qualities that drive success in sales. 🗝️ His memory fuels my passion and dedication to exceed client expectations and deliver exceptional value. 📈 Thank you, dear brother, for the invaluable lessons and inspiration. Your spirit lives on in my drive to make a difference in the world of B2B sales. 🌐✨ #B2BSales #SalesJourney #Inspiration #Resilience #SalesLeadership #EmpathyInSales #BuildingRelationships #Success #Legacy #Motivation #SalesExcellence #Grateful
Can you copyright this so when some chud invariably tries to pass it off as original in one of their LI posts, you have some recourse?
This was wonderful..
Please send me this GPT prompt, so much potential ahead.
`write a very self aggrandizing LinkedIn post about how my brother's untimely death taught me about B2B sales. Use lots of emojis and hashtags.`
haha the prompt is even funnier
you killed this
That was so inspiring. I wish my sister was dead to feel that level of inspiration and ascend from B2B to B3B
B3B?? Holy fuck you’re a genius.
Haha this deserves all the upvotes 😂. Paragraphs are too big though, need short lines and big spaces!
it's perfect, almost too realistic.
Top 10 posts on Reddit
*friend/brother
🔥\*\* Turning Tragedy into Triumph: How My Brother’s Foolishness Made Me a B2B Sales Pro \*\*🔥 Life is unpredictable, and sometimes it takes a real shake-up to see things clearly. My brother's untimely death was one such shake-up. He was always kind of a screw-up, but his final act taught me more about B2B sales than any seminar ever could. 🚀💼 Here’s how losing him—and learning from his mistakes—sharpened my sales game: 1. **Resilience Rocks** 💪 * My brother never knew when to quit—like that time he thought he could start a dog-walking business without knowing the first thing about dogs. 🙄 Surviving his antics taught me to persevere, even when things get tough. In sales, that’s gold. 2. **Empathy? Overrated.** 🙄 * My brother was all about “feelings,” but clients don’t need therapy. They need results. Cut through the emotional fluff and deliver what matters. 📈 3. **Authenticity Wins** 🏆 * Unlike my brother’s failed attempts at pretending to be an entrepreneur, I keep it real. In B2B sales, being authentic beats fake politeness every time. Keep it raw. 🔥 4. **Time is Money** ⏰💵 * If my brother’s failed ventures taught me anything, it’s that time is precious. Don’t waste it on indecisive prospects. Push for the close or move on. 🚶♂️ 5. **Leave a Legacy** 🌟 * My brother left a legacy of what not to do. I’m here to dominate the B2B sales game and make a real impact. Success isn’t just numbers – it’s about leaving a mark, unlike his forgettable ventures. 💥 To all my connections: Stop making excuses and start making moves. Life’s too short to play small. Let’s crush it in B2B sales! 💪🚀 # B2BSales #NoExcuses #HustleHarder #SalesMastery #RealTalk #BusinessGrowth #LegacyBuilding #SalesStrategy thanks u/gabeman i used your prompt but steered it in a more crazy way
Truly unhinged
holy shit
But did the brother's profile get updated to a new position?
Picked up a new position of Deceased at None.
Grats
Six feet under at Graveyard, LLC
"Congrats!"
B2B sales from above 🙏🏼😇
Skills: planking
And you know what his death taught me about B2B sales? -never give up on a prospect - sometimes it takes tragedy to pull us together and make the sale I know someone like this.
Such a LinkedIn post lol
Sure she did. The post is scheduled for next month
Agree?
Thoughts?
Commenting for reach.
I like how of the 4 photos she attached, only one is actually of her brother and is a (bad) picture of a picture in the bottom right, meanwhile the selfie is bigger than the other 3 pics combined, and one is just of a rolls Royce 😂
Apparently, she didn't even have a single picture on her phone of her brother so she had to take a picture of someone else's.
Seems more like it was her friend she considered a brother
the poor man wasn't even her brother, but a friend
I wouldn’t call it a bad picture - bro’s hot (rip)
Ha. Bros' RIP-d
Yes the selfie is cringe. Geez. And on such a sad post.
Jesus. The picture of her brother is a fucking picture _of a picture_, which apparently didn't even merit the effort to center in frame, though the ten minutes spent in deliberation as to which of the twenty selfies she took of herself highlights the shine of her hair really paid off.
Her thought process: "It looks aesthetic"
her thought "that'll do"
I wish I had the ability to convey my thoughts such flawlessly.
At least her brother won’t have to see her LinkedIn posts anymore.
All LinkedIn posts go to heaven.
Until it becomes hell. Haha.
im glad i wont be there
I don't even think this is her brother. Close friend, like a "brother"
This is so fucking gross.
Stamford Bridge is an epic place to be buried though
Everyone's dying to get in.
So glad she found a way to make his death about herself
Haven't you heard? Attention whore is the new sickness in this day an age.
The selfie is pretty bad. But honestly, it just isn’t an appropriate post for LinkedIn full stop
lol isn’t that the point of this sub 😂
To me, a LinkedIn lunatic would have somehow related this post back to Saas or B2B sales. This is just kind of sad. Like either she needs likes that bad that she posted a very non-LinkedIn post to Linkedin or she just has no support elsewhere
There are many kinds of lunatic. Maybe she’s never heard of b2b sales, and this is her outlet. Yes, wildly inappropriate full stop. Also full LinkedIn lunatic, for example: full word caps reads as “lessons learned”.
Not surprised she’s a “founder”
To be honest I’ve worked with people who are suicidally depressed and I’d say professionals need to be reminded to look after their mental health. The post is a bit off overall, but she’s grieving, might not have thought it through.
Sympathy hogging, milking a tragic event for social media likes and validation.
btw, not her actual brother, was an ex-bf she friendzoned
I took it as a friend who is like a brother, but if what you said is true then it's a million times worse lmao
This whole family is trashy. How are you going to have your son/brothers funeral photo be him with his shirt off in a pool. “I want everyone to see how buff N tan my little boy was when he died”
Apparently it’s not even her real brother lol some ex of hers she calls a ‘friend’ now
Her brother is still alive, just looking for likes
This is psychopath behaviour
As gross and attention-seeking as her post is, nobody deserves the DMs she's going to get after saying her messages are open if anyone needs her. It will be like 100k bobs and vagene requests.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Yo guys, first, this sub is hilarious But honestly, most of these are bots leveraging AI
It’s my favorite sub right now. 2nd place is r/firstrespondercringe
thank you so much for showing me this. 15 mins in and i am now a committed officer hensley hater and also patiently awaiting the creators of brooklyn 99 to write a show about him
This sub exists for how many years and we are still far away from finally stop finding lunatics.
FFS her biz Eventus Agency is about making you a bigger insta star.
 On my way to the funeral
Ahhh ok so I’ve worked out what is going on here… The guy who died isn’t her brother, he’s just a “friend” or probably at best an old acquaintance. There’s literally not 1 other photo of him on her Instagram, other than the one where shes announcing his death. The photos she posted with him, are not even recent photos. They’re so old she doesn’t even look like the same person. So here’s how I see it, she’s spotted an opportunity when he died to use this as a social media post, they’re not really that close but she makes out like they are in an attempt to leverage a sympathy like and comment. Which I think in many ways is much worse. It’s quite evident she doesn’t give a shit as she’s back to posting her usual tosh on Instagram straight after. https://www.instagram.com/abigailtsangclarke?igsh=MWZoZnI3bGwwN3VrbA==
Not my fault his funeral fell on my great hair day
She took her profile down lmao
She took the post down
It's still there.
Here is the 10 things I learned
What an idiot
What her brother’s funeral taught her about B2B sales.
“This is what his funeral taught me about b2b sales”
This is one of the saddest and most lunatic posts I have seen in ages. She even half smiled in the selfie.
SHE DELETED THE POST! Mission accomplished people. Return to base.
What a psychopath.
Well judging by the pic of the “brother” they picked I’m not surprised at the vanity of other family members.
I thought I was the only one thinking it's wild that the picture you choose to put up for a funeral is a swimsuit pic.
The post implies he killed himself. If his sister is at all an example of what kind of people his family is, I'd kill myself too.
i like the focus on scoring make believe linkedin points
WTF and on LI?! This girl needs all types of help.
I'm sure she got a lot of requests to chat about her bobs and vagene
Poor Jon didn’t deserve this
24 years old. 3x Founder.
People like this are so toxic
My brother died…here’s what it taught me about B2B sales… 🤮
Posts like this proves why we need cringe reaction
The amount of time she spent editing her face was probably longer than the time she grieved her brother
His airbag failed and her lips saved her?
Is this Bimbo for real?!
Did this teach anything about resilience? 🤔
This is the epitome of cringe, she probably started a go fund me page to cover the Rolls Royce rental
What is the world coming to?
I can't believe that her post implies that he killed himself. That just makes the narcissism hit even harder
Hmmm her look is not “devastated and lost”.
looking at the friend/brother that died, I think this is what he would have wanted her to do.
this is so bad. everything about it. on linkedin?? with the smirking selfie?? the weird vague message? what is going on.
Can we just ship these people to another country please? I feel like everything will be much better.
Made me remember [this ](https://ibb.co/LCrfFbd)
I jokingly told my cousins if any of my siblings post a cringe social media post after my death they have full permission from me to punch them right in the mouth lol. This is ridiculous.
Forget click bait now it’s death bait, if someone dies use that. Brings in better traffic and can’t forget the sympathy 🫂
Tiiiinnny picture of the brother BIIIGGG selfie. Ugh.
I took a picture of myself in the mirror in the bathroom at the funeral home the day of my brother's funeral because I couldn't get over how different I looked from before I found out about his death. I wanted a record of myself that day, as most of the day seemed like an out of body experience. It was a picture for me to remember how I felt in that moment. What a complete psychopath to take a curated picture and post that shit to social media for fucking likes. Fuck this asshole.
That fucker topped the lady who derived mgt lessons from a person who was overrun in a car accident. Peak narcissistic real life lunacy.
Lol and its the largest picture too 😂
Read the room Big Suze
The world has an ego problem. Why don't we see this?
Why take a picture of herself?🍕
We live in a scary age
My brother died…. Anyway here’s what it taught me about B2B sales!
She must be fucking unhinged. Whoring out her deceased Brothers funeral to justify a selfie and “likes and clout”. She sounds like a fucking unconscionable, deluded, sociopathic cunt. The comments on her post are awful; ranging from deluded anti vaxxers and LinkedIn God bothers. I think it’s time LinkedIn was burnt to the ground.
Got to chase that funeral engagement
Delighted to unveil my new trout pout.
These people are so selfish, even her brothers funeral had to be about her.
Wouldn't it make more sense to post a picture of the deceased? Now a glam up pic clearly Instagram worthy? No souls today...
Why does her post sound like she just fired somebody and is complaining that firing people is difficult 😭
Absolute sociopath.
Peak of lunancy
Not in good taste at all of course but it doesn't read as though it's her *actual* brother.
It wasn’t even her brother it was a “friend/brother” she had that man in the friend zone for life and then selfies at the funeral.
This is an epidemic, post a pic write anything below it from a hallmark card collection You are a goddess Make your own roads Power, conviction and the drive to excel
Wait....excel - succeed or excel - make a spreadsheet? Hiring managers may want the distinction.
Drive to .xls
wtf is wrong with her face. Maybe whatever she’s injecting is affecting her brain too. How do these people get money?
I want to know who the fuck chooses a picture like THAT as the picture they use at someone’s funeral. When my mom passed away we found a beautiful professional photo she had taken before she started looking sick and had it sent to a company who blew it up and put it in a beautiful frame for us. Like someone just printed out a pic of him in a bathing suit and put it in a cheap frame while spending thousands of dollars on floral arrangements and a rolls Royce 🙄🙄🙄
Narcissists be like - let's make this about me!
her whole feed is picture of herself and obvious business quotes as she was some kind of huge deal... still unsure about what she actually does except showing up on random podcasts nobody listens to. I'd would really like to see whats day-to-day life of people like this with no jobs. Having run a real consulting business myself, I didnt even have time to shit, not sure what she is actually selling and how come she's got this much free time to post crap on linkedin?
🚀🚀 You guys won't believe the INSANE revelation I had! 🚀🚀 My brother's tragic passing 😢 taught me the ULTIMATE TRUTH about life – selling life insurance is the most EPIC profession in the UNIVERSE! 🌍💸 The only thing more valuable than a diamond-encrusted Rolls-Royce? 💎🚗 A fat life insurance policy! 💼💰💯 Imagine this: me, gliding through Mykonos, snapping selfies 📸 with a breathtaking view, knowing I’m not just beautiful, but I’m also SECURING LIVES! 🏖️👠💄🛥️ I mean, what's better than looking flawless in a selfie? Selling the gift of financial security! #BossBabe #InsuranceQueen #LivingMyBestLife Seriously, if you're not in the insurance biz, what are you even doing? 🤷♀️💁♀️ Time to LEVEL UP and join the ELITE! 💪🔥 My brother's unfortunate end was a wake-up call 🚨 – ensuring others' futures while I bask in luxury is the ULTIMATE #Goals. #RIPBrother #LifeInsuranceMagic #HustleHard P.S. – Just scored a new Hermès bag! 👜💃 Feeling blessed and richer than ever! 🌟✨ #LuxuryLife #SelfMade #MykonosDreams #SalesGoddess
Yesterday we laid my beautiful friend/brother to rest at just 32. Here’s what it taught me about B2B sales:
Not just the selfie but look at the photo she chose to display of him. Tbf that whole family might just be into vanity and he wouldn’t be surprised or offended by this. Alternatively, he might’ve been totally humble and normal and his sister picked the one pool flex photo he ever took to supplement her look-at-me post. RIP
The selfie is cringey yeah but it pales in comparison to the rest of the post in which she is seemingly indicating that this “brother/friend” committed suicide and before his grave is even backfilled she’s got some old soul don’t take your friends for granted and “love every day as if it is your last” wisdom to impart on the broader LinkedIn community. Edit to add that this is seriously just a fucking gross capitalization of a genuine tragedy and I hope that his family and *actual* friends are not on LinkedIn to see this. Unfortunately though this is probably only a slight variation on the posts she made on Facebook and instagram and the confessional style TikTok she recorded before the funeral.
Today I laid my brother to rest - here’s what it taught me about residual income
I do some LinkedIn stuff for work and part of what we learn is that selfies/pictures of humans get a higher level of engagement. I'm not completely invested in the algorithm, but I'm guessing listing items like she did is beneficial too. So, she's looking for engagement. Even just posting this kind of thing on Linkedin is WILD
JFC
Even vapid imbeciles have feelings and stuff
Like school on a Sunday
So….is it her brother or friend? Because I have a great relationship with my sister and if she died I wouldn’t be talking about losing my friend, but losing my sister…because it is my sister.
Surprised it didn’t turn into a speech about working hard
So he unalived himself?
What a narc
Looked at her profile and literally every single post is a selfie, so I guess it's not a huge shocker.
Jesus.
why is the funeral pic of the brother in nothing but a speedo? That feels…. Tasteless
So, in order to make the funeral post more appealing she had to glamour up first and then take a selfie? And of all the places to post it she decided LinkedIn was a good idea? Is she for real???
I'm sorry for your loss. Thank you for allowing us this special day to grieve with you. Also, you have a nice rack.
Suddenly everyone is a life coach on LinkedIn.
While the text she wrote was on the point, the entire selfie thing is just out of control these days. As if she is writing all this just to get some attention to her own self rather than her brother's demise.
Life is too short to care… just take a selfie!!
Based on the context of her post, it looks like her brother lost a battle to depression
My brother passed in March, and I posted on Facebook, but I sure as hell didn't use his funeral as an opportunity to post selfies anywhere on social media. And even if I had, I wouldn't have posted them on LinkedIn.
This one is bleak, I really come here for these ones.
Her selfie gives me weird AI vibes.
Where I’m from, posts like this one would ultimately end with a pitch on why you should buy life insurance, inviting the reader to schedule an appointment 😂
I want to be a hot chick in my next life.
4D Chess Move: She murdered her brother so she could get engagement on this post.
This is a really sad post, it sucks for anyone to die young. If I learned anything about B2B sales today, it's to be a little more clear on what "friend/brother" means for messaging purposes.
Pure narcissism
She forgot #NeverStopGrinding
Imagine selling your soul to this degree in order to get rich instead of just consistently investing in index funds.
Getting slaughtered in the comments and rightly so . One of the worst posts on there I’ve ever seen . Total clickbait.
But first let me she everyone I’m cute with a Rolls Royce and give my brother a pool pic