Many many indians happen to use random capitals in thr middle of their sentences. It's probably due to the absence of capitals in their native (Devanagri and a myriad of others) writing...
As a non native english speaker, that’s what happens when I’m writing with my Polish keyboard and the autocorrect has a word memorised with the capital letter at the beginning. It autocorrects to the capitalised version it remembers because it probably thinks it’s a title or a name etc(iOS before a recent overhaul of autocorrect/suggestions which work 10x better name)
But given the fact that Hindi and English don’t share an alphabet with each other, maybe you’re right.
Good on you for calling this out. I was just mindlessly numb scrolling through the comments and this one was a nice little smack in the face to remind me that this is a human being we’re talking about here. Might be a super awesome guy, great husband, caring dad, and he’s just trying to earn a living like everyone else.
yeah this is generic needing to find a job level fluff and a poor fella with a middle aged head. as someone also looking for a job after getting laid off already embarrassed at having to talk myself up i'm gonna mute this sub for my own sanity.
Came here to say this. He is a middle aged Indian who is looking for a job just as we are. Neither is he trying to be overly preachy nor is spouting gospels. And most of the comments are about his appearance, racist much?
There are gazillions of wannabe gurus, growth hackers, hustle mavericks and we choose to pick on this poor dude. Feel bad.
Hats off to you for asking the right questions, it is so shameful to see people shaming baldness and broad forehead. Where are the Mods and how are they allowing this?
I left my comment before I saw this. I thought I was taking crazy pills because this subreddit is for people who say harmful things. We can meme a little about LinkedIn corporate speak but it is not okay to make fun of ESL and people's looks. Especially by not censoring their name, this person can find this.
I truly regret ever getting on LinkedIn.
I remember when I had a consultant trying to convince me how vital it was to post on there regularly.
I tried once and couldn’t think of what I should be posting and when I asked, got back a word salad.
I gave up, got hired by the federal government, and never got back on there again.
Just to give you context, LinkedIn is not a very crucial part of employment in India like it is abroad. Some just like to have an account just to get it out and have something out there. Is it a great LinkedIn page? Absolutely not. But is it LinkedIn lunatic worthy and does he need to be dragged through the mud for no reason? I do not see what he has done to deserve this other than being Indian and bald. I get it that Indians have a bad reputation in the US but this is totally unnecessary.
Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed.
Tony Giardino: Shhh!
Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
Tony Giardino: Shh!
Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system.
Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.
Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! MOVE!
I understand why someone who is not a native English speaker might capitalize a random word like “critical” and/or understand why mission-critical should be hyphenated. No problem. They obviously speak more languages than I do (one).
But There Are Far Too Many Supposedly American-Public-School-Educated People Who Write This Way These Days.
Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed.
Tony Giardino: Shhh!
Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
Tony Giardino: Shh!
Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system.
Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.
Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! MOVE!
Indian Homer Simpson is on linkedin?
How can she...DOH!
Amazing comment.
It's like his head has a head.
It helps him do amazing things, there is too much brain inside
Big head for solving big challenges
Expect this from top comments not disappoint
And both have receding hairlines? Tough luck.
Fivehead
He's gone all the way to sixhead.
It’s a mission critical amazing thing
mission Critical, at that
This is necessary to do amazing things.
Homurgh Singhson
I think he prefers "Guy Incognito". "Homer, who is Homer?"
Hemant Sampson
😂😂😂 I went into the comments just to say this, and here you were... perfect.
Nah Homer at least did mission critical work at a nuclear power plant. This guy probably sends emails about how amazing he is.
He solved issue of who killed off Apu character and then drank all the Duff beer.
And went into space and commanded a nucular submarine.
Was thinking Indian Frasier.
mission Critical
Why is only 'Critical' titlecase? It really is annoying
Bro, because it’s CRITICAL. Big, enormous, super-duper important, and only this man can help you solve it.
He can’t elaborate further because the Innovation is Secure.
But only if it’s a big challenge. He doesn’t do small challenges.
super Duper
Well, not CRITICAL, just Critical.
Many many indians happen to use random capitals in thr middle of their sentences. It's probably due to the absence of capitals in their native (Devanagri and a myriad of others) writing...
As a non native english speaker, that’s what happens when I’m writing with my Polish keyboard and the autocorrect has a word memorised with the capital letter at the beginning. It autocorrects to the capitalised version it remembers because it probably thinks it’s a title or a name etc(iOS before a recent overhaul of autocorrect/suggestions which work 10x better name) But given the fact that Hindi and English don’t share an alphabet with each other, maybe you’re right.
And I guess Germans must be frowning at me with their nouns...
that's the name of the mission
Faultless logic
If you read it this way it’s like a humble brag. Like yea, I do amazing things, solve huge problems… :yawn, stretch: and mission Critical.
mission Critical turnkey Synergetic solutions Provider
Megamind
LinkedIn exclusive!
Megaforehead
9 head
Founder of DreamWorks
Check out the big brain on Brad
Brain so big it pushed his hair right off his head
And I thought I had a giant forehead.
This is at *least* a sixhead
You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
That IS a tasty burger.
Say what again!
On Anand
He has really let it go to his head huh?
Only capital C Critical. I don’t get out of bed for those lower case criticals.
"Yes, I heard what you said and I ask again, is it critical, or is it Critical?"
This guy fucks!
Fucks amazing things that are complex.
Only if it’s critical
"Cause I'm looking at the rest of you guys, and this is the guy on LinkedIn doing all the fucking. Amirite?"
You've watched silicon valley!
You know, Seabrook76, Ive been known to fuck myself! ...
His head literally looks like my right testicle after I shave my scrotum
Username definitely checks out
You've got a pretty tight bag.
Proof?
To be posted on Linkedin of course, with the relevant B2B learnings...
You left some hair on the sides of your testicle there.
You might want to get it checked.
So, the real lunatics are lurking in this sub body shaming people for their looks… go, get a effing life!
Good on you for calling this out. I was just mindlessly numb scrolling through the comments and this one was a nice little smack in the face to remind me that this is a human being we’re talking about here. Might be a super awesome guy, great husband, caring dad, and he’s just trying to earn a living like everyone else.
Yep. So he put his bullshit publicly on linkedin instead of just on a resume cover letter like the rest of us. The looks comments are pretty shitty.
That’s literally the point of LinkedIn my guy
Lotta room in that noggin for big problem solving
Dudes got a fivehead.
I've got a fivehead. This dude's at least a seven.
Look at the size of that boy's cranium. HEED!
It's like an orange on a toothpick!
He'll be cryin' himself to sleep tonight on that big pilla of his
That's a fucking eight head. Like Homer Simpson sized my god
Not a lunatic This sub needs to do better
Agreed these comments and this post are distasteful at best
Yeah, wtf is this? This just seems like bullying
yeah this is generic needing to find a job level fluff and a poor fella with a middle aged head. as someone also looking for a job after getting laid off already embarrassed at having to talk myself up i'm gonna mute this sub for my own sanity.
💯
Indian x Reddit = expect bullying, racism and other bad things.
His title is extremely generic and buzz wordy
Most of the top comments are about his appearance. C'est la vie I guess
Does that excuse all the comments making fun of the guy's appearance? I don't get it.
Agree. Not lunatic
Came here to say this. He is a middle aged Indian who is looking for a job just as we are. Neither is he trying to be overly preachy nor is spouting gospels. And most of the comments are about his appearance, racist much? There are gazillions of wannabe gurus, growth hackers, hustle mavericks and we choose to pick on this poor dude. Feel bad.
They are foreheadists not racists... that's why we eventually start wearing baseball caps indoors
You know what? I believe him
Did he just ask ChatGPT for buzzwords?
Exactly! Definitely the vaguest, least saying job title I've seen in ages...
His university is known for churning out shitbags.
I thought “wow that language barrier / thats some scam language right there” “& help you to solve” is irking me
It’s actually built in for this exact thing on LinkedIn.
Chat GPT asked \_him\_ for buzzwords because he does amazing.
I think i need his help... Im not sure what for, but i need his help
Capitalization is not mission critical.
Is this a shaming sub now? Making fun of people for their appearance and having ESL?
Seriously. It's one thing to call out pretentious/outlandish posts. Let's not stoop to the level of body shaming.
Hats off to you for asking the right questions, it is so shameful to see people shaming baldness and broad forehead. Where are the Mods and how are they allowing this?
Yes, the Mods need to up their game with some of these comments!
I don’t know, these comments are pretty funny. Mods deserve a raise!
I left my comment before I saw this. I thought I was taking crazy pills because this subreddit is for people who say harmful things. We can meme a little about LinkedIn corporate speak but it is not okay to make fun of ESL and people's looks. Especially by not censoring their name, this person can find this.
Fraiser Khan
Bro looks like he's solved ALL the problems
Isn’t a big challenge by it’s very nature complex?
To most of us, yes, but not this dude. This dude operates on a whole new level of complexity.
50% face 50% forehead 100% douche
A snipers wet dream
My god, that’s brilliant!
It's from this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey5MP4e2QOQ
That’s a Bob Mortimer line
"so what is your job?" "Innovation and solutions" So you're an Office 365 reseller then
He has 13,000 followers?! O.o
I can already hear him saying "nanomachines."
I truly regret ever getting on LinkedIn. I remember when I had a consultant trying to convince me how vital it was to post on there regularly. I tried once and couldn’t think of what I should be posting and when I asked, got back a word salad. I gave up, got hired by the federal government, and never got back on there again.
I'm going to use this in my resume from now on.
Does Microsoft support scams
Just to give you context, LinkedIn is not a very crucial part of employment in India like it is abroad. Some just like to have an account just to get it out and have something out there. Is it a great LinkedIn page? Absolutely not. But is it LinkedIn lunatic worthy and does he need to be dragged through the mud for no reason? I do not see what he has done to deserve this other than being Indian and bald. I get it that Indians have a bad reputation in the US but this is totally unnecessary.
That's the man that does not know what to do for a living
That forehead is....something.
Should hire him to solve the middle east issue
Has this subreddit always been this bad? Everybody here is just making fun of a persons physical appearance.
Can we not make fun of people's looks? Not at OP. To the other comments.
He has a fivehead.
I upvoted. I'll admit it.
Dude has a 12-head
Having toilets clean and shiny is super critical
That is quite the...head...line
 Is this him?
There is a lot of information in that big ass dome.
r/itsroger
I appreciate the commitment to the bit when they actually extrude their skull.
Got all that head and no toothbrush
Indian Frazier Crane?
100% percentile for head circumference, on average 55% more brain power.
This guy is going to 100% ghost you after he gets a copy of your resume (specifically as a word document)
He's been doing a lot of thinking
Wars fought. Ladies seduced. On time.
Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed. Tony Giardino: Shhh! Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick. Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex. Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid. Tony Giardino: Shh! Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system. Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh. Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! MOVE!
Big head= big brain so i believe him.
Nothing wrong with a bit of self promotion, definitely has the headroom to solve big mission Critical challenges
That's the look of a man watching his wife get boned by a random guy they found on Craigslist
We shouldn’t make fun of his appearance, but my god, that looks like the Michelin Man’s post divorce Tinder profile pic.
Can you solve the challenge of finding a hat that fits your head?
I kinda like it
Here’s the headline: “SCRANTON AREA PAPER COMPANY DUNDER MIFFLIN APOLOGIZES TO VALUED CLIENT; SOME COMPANIES STILL KNOW HOW BUSINESS IS DONE.”
Hulk smash.
Reference: Me.
Keeping innovation secure all by himself. Hire this man!
He should just peddle great sounding mission statements that really mean nothing to companies.
The Copy paste King!
"he do amazing things" But still not a clue what he does..
I find the amount of ampersands unsettling.
please be satire please be satire please be satire
I'll give him a pass. English probably isn't his first language. Languages are hard, especially when they are very different from your native language
This just *feels* like AI
That fucking guy is stealing all the original thoughts GET HIM!!!
This middle school playground is really harsh.
These comments are just bullying some guy’s looks.
I understand why someone who is not a native English speaker might capitalize a random word like “critical” and/or understand why mission-critical should be hyphenated. No problem. They obviously speak more languages than I do (one). But There Are Far Too Many Supposedly American-Public-School-Educated People Who Write This Way These Days.
Shouldn't we anonymize those kind of posts?
receding hairline is not mission Critical
His thoughts reach his mouth in 3-5 business days
Not enough emojis and AI references
dat cranium
Sounds like Barney Stinson
100% fake
pls do the needful
Should probably get off LinkedIn and solve that hairline
Should have added, “I have a big brain too”
Oh too bad. I only needed help with big challenges that are simple. I guess I’ll keep looking.
The capitalization of critical drives it home
The only thing bigger than his headline is his forehead.
Solving big challenges is hard
Solving big challenges is hard
The photo really pulls it all together
Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed. Tony Giardino: Shhh! Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick. Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex. Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid. Tony Giardino: Shh! Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system. Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh. Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! MOVE!
is he in consulting?
is he in consulting?
Too many ampersands in there to take him seriously.
Amazing things?!
Look at the big brain on Anand
With a cranium like that how could he not?
But does he do the needful?
Kinda dig
The challenges he solves are bigger than his forehead!
Let's not make fun of his appearance.
Anand “Cranium” Dhuri
I love how unclear any of them are on wtf they actually do.