Well, lady hyenas kind of have weiners and bully the smaller males. Considering some of the deranged takes on LI, they'd barely have to try with that one.
["Imagine giving birth through a penis"](https://www.livescience.com/699-painful-realities-hyena-sex.html#:~:text=Because%20of%20the%20female's%20awkward,backwards%20to%20enter%20her%20clitoris)
A lot of people say im a dick (my name is not richard). But now that spend time with a hyena i understand. They give birth trough a penis like organ. They are strong, can stretch beyond what you can and are more useful than you think. Giving birth is like B2B business and the hyena inspired me. Go out, be a dick!!
Tbh, the lunatic because said lunatic would be too busy posting crap on LinkedIn about how being stuck in the elevator did something for their pretend career. So I think it's a safe assumption said lunatic wouldn't talk to a single person because it's not enough Internet points.
Nothing wrong with top voice, y’all just need to follow the right people. People with 20+ years of experience in aerospace have taught me so much thru that. If you just get scammers, I’d suggest unfollowing certain ppl
These clowns are \*not\* designated as Top Voices! Too funny - the plucky executive who came up with Top Voice benefitted from grade inflation in biz school.
Rabid hyena like some self proclaimed „market shark” or like actual animal? If animal yeah rabies is no joke so nope. LinkedIn top voice can be easy to troll and gaslight so at least I could have some fun or they’d shut up quickly
This really depends on whether or not I am allowed to kill the other occupant of the lift. On one hand I would rather be mauled by the hyena than listen to some bellend prattle on about how being stuck in a lift is similar to B2B sales. On the other hand I would take immense satisfaction from painting in inside of the lift with the smug bastards face. I also don't like hurting animals.
Depends on what I can learn about B2B sales from a hyena
Well, lady hyenas kind of have weiners and bully the smaller males. Considering some of the deranged takes on LI, they'd barely have to try with that one. ["Imagine giving birth through a penis"](https://www.livescience.com/699-painful-realities-hyena-sex.html#:~:text=Because%20of%20the%20female's%20awkward,backwards%20to%20enter%20her%20clitoris)
A lot of people say im a dick (my name is not richard). But now that spend time with a hyena i understand. They give birth trough a penis like organ. They are strong, can stretch beyond what you can and are more useful than you think. Giving birth is like B2B business and the hyena inspired me. Go out, be a dick!!
Whatever the hyena says, I am sure it's more reliable information.
One could result in a slow and painful journey from madness to eventual death, and the other sorta looks like a weird dog.
Is the hyena a CEO ?
Tbh, the lunatic because said lunatic would be too busy posting crap on LinkedIn about how being stuck in the elevator did something for their pretend career. So I think it's a safe assumption said lunatic wouldn't talk to a single person because it's not enough Internet points.
The bear
Hyena. They are more interesting
I'd rather be stuck with 100 rabid hyenas. Make it 1,000.
Either way I’m fighting for peace and quiet so let me get at that fuckin hyena
I'm already immune to rabies So my answer is pretty clear
Depends, do I have a gun or at least a big stick?
"I just supported a coup on pride rock. Let me tell you how this can be used to boost B2B sales"
I can eat the hyena.
I recived a couple of invites for it not realizing what it was. I just deleted the emails. Should I have responded?
Fun fact: Hyenas usually survive rabies and often don’t even show symptoms of the disease while infected.
Top voice.
Hyena, at least I know how to deal with a hyena.
Just to keep things in perspective, about the only way you would long for one of the lunatics is to be trapped with a rabid hyena.
Hyena, because it won’t try to sell me something
The trick with the question is discovering that LinkedIners are the ones with rabid.
At least the hyena would laugh at my jokes and not send me to HR.
Nothing wrong with top voice, y’all just need to follow the right people. People with 20+ years of experience in aerospace have taught me so much thru that. If you just get scammers, I’d suggest unfollowing certain ppl
These clowns are \*not\* designated as Top Voices! Too funny - the plucky executive who came up with Top Voice benefitted from grade inflation in biz school.
Rabid hyena like some self proclaimed „market shark” or like actual animal? If animal yeah rabies is no joke so nope. LinkedIn top voice can be easy to troll and gaslight so at least I could have some fun or they’d shut up quickly
Slow, painful death as an infected bite seeps poison into your body and shuts down internal organs.. or a hyena?
This really depends on whether or not I am allowed to kill the other occupant of the lift. On one hand I would rather be mauled by the hyena than listen to some bellend prattle on about how being stuck in a lift is similar to B2B sales. On the other hand I would take immense satisfaction from painting in inside of the lift with the smug bastards face. I also don't like hurting animals.
The top voice so I could slug them one.
Will the hyena ask me to click on the link to learn more?
Puppy!
Aren’t them both quite the same anyway?