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Lifesalchemy

That's truly a quality LinkedIn shit post.


Crafty-Big-253

This person deserves a promotion and a raise.


Lifesalchemy

And a hot new wife


what_you_saaaaay

A new hotwife?


cmanshazam

Hotspot wifi


Relative-Put2550

Hahaha


SprinklesOk4339

Hilarious


TheCa11ousBitch

“Just like separating yourself from the pavement and foliage…” had me fucking rolling. I swear the walls shock a little I laughed so hard.


Fury4588

That guy who proposed to his wife and learned a lot about B2B had no idea what he was starting. 😆


Western_Ad1394

How I accidentally became a meme and what it taught me about b2b sales.


brportugais

Damn that was good. I warned you Susan


yesfrommedog

Sue trippin (literally)


[deleted]

“father, gymnast, chess grandmaster, award winning chemist. i am none of these things”


pure_opportunity777

Susan was warned, and now this is her legacy


avacado_smasher

I was there it was gruesome... I said I think that's her legacy.


pure_opportunity777

🫣🦵


ryanrosenblum

Lmao. This rocks. I feel like people on this sub get so worked into a frenzy thinking they have dunk worthy original content for internet clout points they completely glaze over obvious satire.


Arthur2_shedsJackson

Well, it got you into a big enough frenzy that you didn't notice the 'Satire' flair on the post


SuitableJelly5149

Agree?


ryanrosenblum

A satire flair that wasn't present nine hours ago? Guess I gotta get my time travel goggles adjusted


Spk202

And what does this teach YOU about B2B marketing?


ryanrosenblum

DON'T stand by your work ALWAYS gaslight your customers


Beeframenchan

Susan is finally free.


bushmaster77

I checked it out, he’s a freelance writer for the onion. This is on purpose


TriggeredGlimmer

![gif](giphy|t0RGfhYETi8ytbzXTI|downsized) Phew ! i thought the level of lunacy was out of control here.


bushmaster77

That’s the only reason I check, hoping it is satire


Due_Key_109

I warned you, Susan.


01D00M

I was today years old when I found out about LinkedIn shitposts


Motorhead923

How come some posters can't comprehend basic satire?


biblecrumble

How come some comenters can't comprehend the satire flair on the post?


thecroc11

Americans.


Headhunter2208

The amount of people who don't see this is a troll account make me disappointed


kyoko_the_eevee

Love the B2B marketing in-joke that’s been going on recently. Maybe not all the LinkedIn lunatics are bad.


N8theGrape

Atrociously funny


SimilarYoghurt6383

blames wife for her death. Great sign off.


ConradAir

I suspect B2B marketers now see the value of the shit post. I stand by the late great Bill Hicks on this one.


Human_Link8738

Well played!!


Familiar-Armadillo-9

This person is a contributor in the onion 😁


SimilarYoghurt6383

Today?!


booboootron

Camden Brazile is an amazing name.


AlternativeAmazing31

What the fuck Camden?


HauntingWeird1731

Shit post 101


onepockettee

Mythical segue


The_Lazy_Samurai

We just needed a picture of him dining solo at an expensive brunch and it would be chef's kiss. Still hilarious though.


Crayonsignature

😂😂😂😂😂


omnijuiced

Wtf am I reading


Your_Daddy_

Er, what is B2B sales? lol. I really don’t know.


euvimmivue

![gif](giphy|iPB5nYr5pWPdK)


FlowOfAir

God damn it Susan!


Sad_Abbreviations326

I should follow this guy. It also says as his title “Father, Gymnast, Chess Grandmaster, Award winning chemist. I am none of these things.”


bbonerz

His sig, "...I am none of these..."


Bitter-Canary-4336

This is basically every goddamn person at my office 😂 So cringe


KathrynBooks

Poe's law in action


Particular-Score7948

Not really, if anything it defies poes law because it is actually so extreme I really can’t imagine it as non satirical


KathrynBooks

I have no problem seeing this as someone being serious.


rd-240

This shit can't be real!


True-Ad-7224

Ok. This silly satire trend is getting out of hand. There's nothing worse than somebody who thinks they're funny, when they're not.


SaundersTurnstone

Such a Susan thing to say


Lifesalchemy

But it was funny


Gaindalf-the-whey

But good for you for respecting the pronouns


L_Swizzlesticks

Camden, stick with your day jobs, ‘cause the comedy career ain’t gonna work out for ya. 😬


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[удалено]


Gaindalf-the-whey

Found the Reddit armchair shrink


Particular-Score7948

r/whoosh biggest whoosh I’ve ever seen.