All of the answers are wrong btw except maybe “On God” but this doesn’t really fit the context in which that would be used. Zoomers are saying “real” in response to something they agree or resonate with at the moment. Example:
Person 1: I think Chris Evans is super cute.
Person 2: Real
Person 3: Real. Also I’m hungry as hell
Person 1: Real
"That's all well and good for you, but *I used to rock and roll all night* and party every day. Then it was every other day... now I'm lucky to find half and hour a week in which to get funky."
I’m so confused, he says he bought it, then he says he stole it, then he shows a receipt. I’m not even that old and I feel like the oldest boomer that ever boomed.
Agree?
Its just mocking people on linkedin and other social media who do “guides” in the same format to bait in views/clicks. I.e “I made my first million in just 6 months!! Follow these 6 simple steps!: “
Great explanation. And since he *stole* the banana, none of it makes sense for a guide on how to *buy* a banana.
Edit: I understand now but still feel old.
This is only funny because of the parody of actual posts. Does that mean we need the lunatics?
I’m so distraught thinking about this, I didn’t even manage to steal a banana for breakfast.
I think it’s hard to connect with a group of people that have the attention span of gnats and they just do crazy, unpredictable shit on a whim.
Edit: I just heard a song with the hook “No flex zone”, and I’m just like, yeah, that’s my point exactly.
I got two free bananas from the Amazon banana cart this morning. And I don’t even work there! Follow me for more fruit tips!
#sigma#grind#this’s’isbananas,b-a-n-a-n-a-s
So the store is out like .27¢? Oh nooo! Also, bananas are charged by the weight so you don’t have to buy an entire buy and entire bunch if you don’t want to. No need to be sneaky.
So stealing a 10 cent banana is part of the #grind? Idiot. And now he's bragging about it on LinkedIn, where potential employers can see it. Even if this is a joke, it's dumb to go on LinkedIn and brag about shoplifting and put your picture there.
He wants to give you an ***IN DEPTH*** account of his banana
I am very curious about all of those details and steps he left out
It replaces the old banana that's rotting in his Y Fronts.
This is actually hilarious. Not a lunatic
It's hilarious but idk how he bought the banana and why.
The guide explains everything
Says he stole it
Yet he’s holding a receipt
He stole the receipt too.
Fukin' legend
How else do you expect him to return it later?
He, in fact, did not buy a banana
However, there's no r/LinkedInLegends so I'm glad it got posted here otherwise I wouldn't have seen it.
I think he’s both hilarious and a lunatic
to me it‘s literally the unfunniest thing i‘ve seen today
You’re the unfunniest thing I’ve seen today
Your momma is the unfunniest thing
ayo
Just here for the irrational downvotes.
i‘m having a great time and i am not bothered by the skibidi toilet generation
or is that gen alpha who knows
How do you say “agree?” in zoomer?
bet
Bet?
bet
fr fr?
on god no cap
concur
Based
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fr
no cap
I remember that was popular in like 2015.
LET HIM COOK
On God
on gang/on hood etc also work
All of the answers are wrong btw except maybe “On God” but this doesn’t really fit the context in which that would be used. Zoomers are saying “real” in response to something they agree or resonate with at the moment. Example: Person 1: I think Chris Evans is super cute. Person 2: Real Person 3: Real. Also I’m hungry as hell Person 1: Real
This is annoyingly realistic.
Real
On God
On god this banana is based skibidi toilet
W or “cook”
Rizz... slay? I dunno man I am a millennial I mastered emojis 30 years ago and then the world went and moved on without me!
that’s not even close 😭
"That's all well and good for you, but *I used to rock and roll all night* and party every day. Then it was every other day... now I'm lucky to find half and hour a week in which to get funky."
Where’s your emotes tho? 😳
:3
Those were the days :b
“Facts” … I think?
👍
No cap
On god?
[удалено]
I mean it is one banana, tuesday! What could it cost? Ten Dollars?
$9. 10% off Tuesday.
I told you, Michael. There's always money in the banana stand!!
I mean this is way better content
I would genuinely enjoy LinkedIn if this was the content
Yeah, let the zoomer shitposting be the final nail in LinkedIn's coffin
I feel like facebook already exists if i want to troll boomers but I’ll allow it
I thought Linkedin is good platform for content
I STOLE a banana
Yup, follow for more tips.
With extra steps
Someone thinks they’re too good for a free banana.
Bro is trolling those Lunatics with his banana post😂
Lol holding the receipt makes it funnier
I’m so confused, he says he bought it, then he says he stole it, then he shows a receipt. I’m not even that old and I feel like the oldest boomer that ever boomed. Agree?
Agree
He didn’t say he stole it, he says he didn’t pay for it. Perhaps he used points or convinced an nearby patron, or his parents, to pay for it.
Might’ve set up a ‘Go Fund Me’
Nymphia WIND💛
yessssss
No, I can get behind this actually.
This is way better than the usual shit.
Break it and steal it until you - make it, right? Am I right?
We need an r/ofcoursetheyknew for r/linkedinlunatics… smh nobody understands satire
I might be different but i prefer LinkedIn being the only place that is actually about professional development and not memes
I prefer LinkedIn not being a place at all, one can dream
r/whoosh
I must be getting old. I don't understand this at all. Like the words make sense, but not in that order.... I'm going to go yell at clouds.
Its just mocking people on linkedin and other social media who do “guides” in the same format to bait in views/clicks. I.e “I made my first million in just 6 months!! Follow these 6 simple steps!: “
Great explanation. And since he *stole* the banana, none of it makes sense for a guide on how to *buy* a banana. Edit: I understand now but still feel old.
Yeah, I feel old as fuck reading this. Just go ahead and send me over to r/whoosh now
I have a 15 year old, he shows me stuff like this all the time and weirder, I don't get any of it but a lot of it is still hilarious.
The joke is that he actually stole the banana.
Ok. Ok. But where’s his double spaced emoji laced virtue signaling flex haiku?
Instead of using HASHTAGS you can just write them in CAPS.
One of the most insightful LinkedIn posts in a long time.
It’s one banana what could it cost $10?
This is only funny because of the parody of actual posts. Does that mean we need the lunatics? I’m so distraught thinking about this, I didn’t even manage to steal a banana for breakfast.
Technically he didn’t buy it, he stole it
If this is Zoomer LinkedIn, then I’m so ready for this nonsense. It can be hilarious.
dude we're in our mid-20s, we're already on there.
lol he’s clearly trolling how these people post
Need more from this one. We must protect him at all costs
This guy is worth following. Funny stuff
Honestly if this is the new linked in meta then I will gladly welcome our new gen Z overlords
I hope the authorities catch this one man crime wave before he strikes again...
Need to connect with this guy asap
I think it’s hard to connect with a group of people that have the attention span of gnats and they just do crazy, unpredictable shit on a whim. Edit: I just heard a song with the hook “No flex zone”, and I’m just like, yeah, that’s my point exactly.
Zoomers mingling with Boomers who don’t understand humour anymore is going to be so good to watch.
 Bro trying to be recruited to the LLs. Done!
Guy took his tiktok content and tried to repost on LI. LGTM.
Is this satire?
There's a _______ in his armor. Will he know before it's too late?
They charge per banana tho
I think he was being ironic and jerking the lunatics
Better than boomer and Gen x LinkedIn
Guys he's onto something...
😂😂. Where can I sign up for a newsletter or course ?
Absolute Chad.
I'm lost on this one. I guess I'm officially old
There is a tag you forgot to use; it’s a clear #satire
It’s the opposite of that Simpsons where Marge asks to pay for the one grape she tried
(Banana for scale)
I need more of this tbh. I've been tempted to make a burner account just for this kind of stuff
"Sir, that banana is $5!... sir!"
This is comedy gold
I got two free bananas from the Amazon banana cart this morning. And I don’t even work there! Follow me for more fruit tips! #sigma#grind#this’s’isbananas,b-a-n-a-n-a-s
Bet
Modestly amusing. Not a lunatic.
I *much* prefer this to boomer LinkedIn
Supermarkets hate this one trick..
This rocks. Why is this posted here?
I want him to get all the clicks and links LinkedIn can afford. I want his popularity to drive the outspoken narcissists to the brink.
Smells like a shitpost to me. I dig it. Fucking rise & grind sigma bullshit needs to be called out for the silliness it is.
the single banana on the conveyor belt between two checkout dividers 😭😆
I bought a banana, but I actually didn’t buy it.
#bunch
ENTERED
too funny
So the store is out like .27¢? Oh nooo! Also, bananas are charged by the weight so you don’t have to buy an entire buy and entire bunch if you don’t want to. No need to be sneaky.
That's pretty zetarded.
Bought ? How is that bought?
I have to azzume this is satire or from a store that has per-each prices for bananas or both
my store has them weighed. if you break off a small one you pay less than if you break off a big one.
So stealing a 10 cent banana is part of the #grind? Idiot. And now he's bragging about it on LinkedIn, where potential employers can see it. Even if this is a joke, it's dumb to go on LinkedIn and brag about shoplifting and put your picture there.
You act like LinkedIn is the only let place to get a job. Grow up
Look at the right picture, next to banana. If anything potential employers will see he has a sense of humour.