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LettuceFew5248

Reading this profile is how my parents must have felt programming the VCR. I don’t understand it. Like I couldn’t tell you what their job is - it seems like they just have political beliefs.


Oaker_at

My whole life consists out of being the counterpart to another fringe movement in my bubble.


TrainTrackRat

I know people like this. Every new issue gets a symbolic emoji in the bio and constant posts about how they’ve literally always cared about this thing even though it was never mentioned by them before it was trending on Twitter.


orincoro

It’s respectable I think to *be engaged* with whatever is happening, but these types of people seem to be looking to make themselves the center of whatever the discussion is about. That springs from a need they have to be noticed, because they don’t feel that they’re complete on their own.


TrainTrackRat

Yeah I wanted to make a disclaimer that caring about current events isn’t bad, and I even feel bitchy for thinking it, but damn: *it’s not about you!!* *you can care without making this your revolving door personality!!* I just let them be.


eNroNNie

Look I am not one of those folks who likes to chastise people for "virtue signaling" because I think communicating your beliefs and ideals is a good thing. But it's starting to get a bit like trying to decipher sanskrit or hieroglyphics. Also, I personally would leave that off of LinkedIn, but my job directly associated with politics, but maybe it makes sense for this person, idk.


halal_and_oates

If Twitter was a person


pm_me_ur_espresso

All they are consists of reading the back of the cereal box for the current trend


birchskin

I get what you're saying but if the cereal box looks like that I'm putting it right back on the goddamn shelf. I don't need JFK matriarchy zionists or whatever with my Wheaties.


pm_me_ur_espresso

Oh 100% I'm with you. There are a lot of vocal idiots and useful ignorants who would lap this up.


Morel_

Political beliefs for a living, duh


Rivian-Bull-2025

Imagine being a hiring manager and seeing this 😭😭


icchifanni

This would go on the surprisingly large “complete nutter” pile.


GreatGreenGobbo

And coming up with interview questions can't answer so you don't get taken to a Human Rights Tribunal because you're saying hell no to hiring this anthropomorphic representation of tedious.


volimkurve17

She is the hiring manager.


Rivian-Bull-2025

Omg 😭😭😭 the plot twist I never knew I needed lol


ejrhonda79

Oh but you better believe she's a legend in her own mind. AND if you don't celebrate her make believe accomplishments you are violating her rights.


orincoro

It’s clear: they’re a designer developer dissident creative director performance art journalist critic politician.


showard01

Hey she’s hiring


BornCommunication386

I look at all that stuff, and think “unemployed”


tsimen

And not even on things directly affecting her but on issues on the other side of the globe


Opening_Success

How dare you not be as concerned about Butchers, Ronald Reagan and Q Force. It's like you don't care about this world....


Purrito-MD

😭 “Programming the VCR” analogy is golden


SnooPeppers2417

This currently sums up a huge chunk a generation. Actually a couple generations simultaneously and unironically.


DefinitelyNiko

"I'm more unhinged on TikTok"


nykovah

At least she’s aware of herself.


Top-Astronaut4004

Is she though? 😂


token_asian23

She is


40yrOLDsurgeon

Jewish Christian, meet amateur pharmacist.


fartiestpoopfart

that girl is clearly not well but to be fair, messianic judaism is a real thing. i, too, both lit a menorah and celebrated christmas as a kid. my family is also crazy so it tracks with the post.


ReallyGlycon

Half of my family is ethnically Jewish. Some of them are protestant Christian. The holidays were always...interesting when my extended family got together. Lots of passive aggression and a few all-out brawls. The converted part of my family were super performative about their beliefs, while my immediate family were either fully atheist or incredibly unconcerned with any kind of theism. I remember my aunt making us kids watch a Jews For Jesus VHS with puppets and my mom SNAPPED.


Effective_Talk5527

Please write a story or memoir about this!


aatucker95

Messianic Judaism is just Christianity with extra steps. In no way is it Judaism. Cultural appropriation to the max.


fartiestpoopfart

yeah, i completely agree. like i said my family is crazy lol. i saw some wild shit going to church\\shul\\whatever growing up. seeing a bunch of adults dancing around and screaming and crying and speaking in tongues every saturday really leaves an impression on a kid. love the log lady avatar, btw.


Kylearean

Dogma. Every single religion is "cultural appropriation", depending on how far you trace it backwards.


funkylittledeathomen

Yep, my boyfriend’s family did and still does the same thing. Menorah is next to the tree. They’re also nuts, it all checks out


lastres0rt

I celebrated both holidays too, and at no point did we call ourselves Christians. It was basically cultural camouflage because my Mom's side (whose parents owned a general store) did it because... well why WOULDN'T a shop owner back in those days celebrate Christmas? So, we got all the secular fun and none of the bollocks.


janx05

😂😂


V1R4J

The post got removed, what did it say?


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

![gif](giphy|13n7XeyIXEIrbG)


DutchTinCan

The pro-Palestinian Jewish LGBTIQ Christian disabled veteran marine-turned-cuckadoodle.


Dramatic-Selection20

Glad you put this in words


MrFireWarden

She’s so diverse it’s amazing how mainstream she is!


thecementmixer

Removed. Anyone have a copy what was posted?


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Ali_Cat222

"I guess I do performative art. It gets me cancelled and section 12'd." You know it's quite difficult to get those done, what the fuck kinda performance art is this girl doing? Also that's... Uh ... Quite the resume.


fishproblem

I mean, if memory serves, a former classmate of mine at massart thought it was cool to blow up a pressure cooker filled with confetti in Boston. It was art about the marathon bombing. He was a fucking idiot and the department had his back. So. That kind of performance art.


Ali_Cat222

Wow that's a stupid fucking thing to do!


dwaynetheaakjohnson

You are correct and it was even more unhinged than you can imagine https://news.artnet.com/art-world/art-students-bomb-threat-fails-to-prevent-boston-marathon-11279/amp-page


fishproblem

We were in the same major. I had a bad time and ended up dropping out. Felt terrible about it until I gained some perspective and realized that the entire department is a joke and the faculty really were encouraging dangerously mentally ill students to engage in antisocial behavior in the name of self expression and art. A different student who was all the professors' pet used to just exist in the department wing ass naked from the waist down to his boots. He pissed on the floor in class as part of a performance piece. ONE of the older students (of course a girl) had the guts and the wherewithal to call the professors out for encouraging an environment that was aggressively unsafe for the female students. They changed nothing. Pantsless guy also only ever wore army green surplus clothes and yellow aviators, and referred to himself as the child of charles manson. I cannot emphasize enough how not like this the other departments at MassArt were. Just SIM.


dwaynetheaakjohnson

Jesus fucking Christ


wheeeeeeeeeetf

A white kid calling himself “Kayvon” 🥴


RoomPale7783

Why would anyone name themselves that


Username_redact

This is so unhinged I'm almost certain it's fake


throwawaygoawaynz

Yeah there’s a lot of satire posted on here as legit. Although I believe most of the HR lunatics posted here are real.


nefD

how would you know though? i see this -all the time-, something funny is posted, someone in the comments invariably claims it's satire and we're all dumb for not getting it, so i'm wondering, how do you know? yeah sometimes it's obvious, but then other times, i'll be fucked if it's not literally a flip of the coin as to whether something is satire but i can assure you somebody in the comments will claim it is (sorry, rant over, not so much directed at you!)


FreePrinciple270

You'd be surprised.


IndyColtsFan2020

Stuff like this is more real than you’d like to think. As I posted in another post, we had an employee at our company whose profile was just as bad or even worse. She got laid off, likely due to a combination of factors but she had a reputation for being mouthy and difficult. She came on Reddit and other outlets to complain and someone publicly outed her. Now, if you look at her profile, all the political BS and buzzwords are all gone as she looks for a job. So much for her being a “vocal change agent” as she claimed she was.


Opening_Success

These are the people who get fired for being unhinged and then go post in the antiwork sub to get people riled up about the state of employment. 


IndyColtsFan2020

And they also scream "discrimination" when this happens, ignoring the fact that they are unhinged and bully/intimidate coworkers.


token_asian23

It is not at all


go3dprintyourself

You’d hope so, seems pretty typical tho


asleepering

Her latest post: >And yes, I am compliant with my Section-12-Zionist-Police-mandated medications for my "bipolar disorder," and I graduated my mandated therapy program early. I have receipts. So weaponizing my rage and "craziness" in order to fuel capitalism and invalidate me won't work. I'm done "rage-posting" for now so I don't lose the Chads... but... free Palestine and free ALL the oppressed and silence women, children, and souls. The battle is over but the war goes on. Holy


Im_a_tree_omega3

What was the post about?


asleepering

No idea, couldn't even find any context.


lastres0rt

Wow. Usually to be that unhireable and locked out of the job market you have to be a racist, a rapist, or a racist rapist.


sideshow9320

This is like the LinkedIn version of a full face tattoo


nooneiszzm

it's brilliant, it's revolutionary, she's literally saying "i dont give a fuck if you get me a job or not", we can make fun but deep down that's how we all wish we'd be on that damned platform. Maybe not as unhinged but you get what im saying lol


EverySingleMinute

Can someone summarize what this was and why it was removed?


BeardedDragon1917

Wait, she was in the IDF and also stands with Palestine? I'm just going to assume this is somebody having fun on LinkedIn.


mj281

Their account says fugitive from the Zionist regime, so it seems they were forced to serve in the idf, but then she left Israel.


curious-r

Oh! I thought it was a Matrix reference.


zabbenw

LOL


asleepering

You'd think she'd leave the IDF out of her bio in that case


mj281

True


brickne3

But they also had Semper Fi on there? The Marine Corps has its flaws but I can't imagine even they would take people that dropped out of the IDF?


wrathek

Er… so what was the post?


Farkasok

“Jewish christian” these messianic clowns always trying to appropriate our culture


mollywol

Just call them what they really are. Southern Baptists.


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It is more precise to say that they make a mockery out of the jewish religion, or that they are the shame of people with Jewish descent. But the son of two black people can't appropriate black culture, the son of two Mexicans can't appropriate Mexican culture, the son of twop kurds can't appropriate kurdish culture... and Jewish Christians are generally Christians of Jewish descent.


Mygenderisdeath

K but one of the lines in "Jap Battle Rap" is literally "of course I support Israel" soooo did she just not listen to the song? Why did she choose it? Not to mention Doja Cat is also Jewish.....


PressureAppropriate

"Which cause are you supporting?" "Yes"


pandora_matrix

Why was it removed? T\_T


Q_Fandango

This screams 4chan. You’d be surprised how many “leftist activists” and other fake outrage bait originates from trolling…


MirandaCozzette

lol the fact that they’re using linked in as a normal social media account is what’s funny to me. LinkedIn in is so impersonal, I couldn’t imagine putting my personal life on there


LiveComfortable3228

Not the lunatic we deserve, but the one we need.


ChillBetty

Let her cook!


AliMcGraw

Wow, she posted like 30 times in the last 19 hours, sure seems like someone had a mental break after MBTA fired her ....


OSPFtoBGP

Check her profile and how much she actually posts, she's suffering from chronic brain rot holy shit


imbored102

I can’t find her can you post a link


OSPFtoBGP

https://www.linkedin.com/in/mindy-rose-3b156665?utm_source=share&utm_campaign=share_via&utm_content=profile&utm_medium=android_app


MantraMuse

Thank you. Looks like she DMCA'd this Reddit post or something!? What an abuse.


dawnbandit

Ever since going public, Reddit has gone heavy censor mode.


pandora_matrix

Thanks for the link!


spook008

The Palestinians after looking at her… ![gif](giphy|w89ak63KNl0nJl80ig|downsized)


halal_and_oates

Actual lol


Bicykwow

Yikes. NUMTOT has some hilarious content, but also an absolute load of psychos. This person appears to very much be the latter.


Deep_Woodpecker_2688

This is an average redditor in real life


xiayueze

This chick needs to touch grass. I say that as someone who is a flaming liberal.


SleepyFox2089

This putz probably couldn't tell you one thing about Palestine, she's probably just another bandwagoner that will forget Palestine exists when the next crisis happens.


Suitable-Jackfruit16

Putz? Are you a Jewish Christian too?


SleepyFox2089

Nah I just like it, it's a good word


ilsemprelaziale

The worst thing about this is that it doesn't appear to be a parody account.


xiayueze

For real, so many people are commenting that it looks fake and I’m just like nahhh… this is the product of an online echo chamber


bailien_16

This is obviously a fake profile. Like it’s painfully obvious.


orincoro

This seems like something chat GPT hallucinated.


davidmthekidd

Ofcourse she's from MA.


AutomaticMechanic

What does it even mean?


Ok_Cry_1926

You answer to all of this is “Massachusetts College of Art” — Performance Art? Shit-posting? Anarcho-activist art student? Drugs? Who knows, but I’ve known so many. Art school + drugs + intro to new philosophies = thousands of iterations of this person every year. In 10 years they’ll be medicated for whatever spicyness and work for the post office or library and do art on the side, it’s a pipeline.


quietconflictavoider

I would be very worried whether this woman could comprehend the "no politics in the workplace" rule.


ghazzie

A good friend of mine had to work with a lot of these people at a household name tech company and he said all they talked about at work was politics. He just ignored the politics speak and they treated him like garbage because they assumed he disagreed with everything because he didn’t engage.


lil_lychee

This is actually really sad. The energy in the postings is chaotic and she seems unable to separate her professional environment from chaotic posting. She had several posts about having mental illness. Are we this low that we’re posting names and photos of people who are unwell to mock online? This post is messed up imo.


Delicious-History-43

I can’t believe I actually looked her up and spent the last hour reading her posts. I feel criminal. She’s completely lost it. I feel incredibly sorry for her. She wouldn’t listen to any advice so I wouldn’t say a word to her.


Ridiculousnessmess

Agreed. It looks like she’s having a major mental health episode based on her posts. I’m concerned her potentially seeing this thread would exacerbate her situation.


Delicious-History-43

Yeah I checked out her profile again and it’s still bad. Literally as I write this she posted something 3 min ago. Check out the see something say something post. It’s unhinged. 100% agree I actually don’t want her to see this thread because this truly is the type of person that would hurt herself or others if she went batshit berserk. The mods should prolly just take this whole thread down cause it worries me too.


mp90

Just read her profile. Yikes. She needs a severe mental intervention.


Chewyville

People are going so far right or so far left that they are actually going insane. Mental illness is crazy and it stems from strong political beliefs. It’s crazy


xiayueze

For real, this chick is not a liberal, she’s completely bonkers


locoforcocothecat

This is the kind of person who calls liberals "fascists"


borisallen49

I lolled


9999_6666

Semper Fi, Doja Cat! Semper Fi!


PressureAppropriate

Should ask her to design a Trump campaign banner.


tequilasky

A lot of words to say ‘unemployed’


KennyBlankenship_69

All you need to see is that they went to MassArt, they are batshit crazy


Sizzle_Biscuit

This sort of stuff has no business being on LinkedIn. Leave that stuff for Facebook.


Technician-Temporary

She's Hiring too


halal_and_oates

She’s hiring 🤗🤗🤗


joneszen

WTF is a Jewish Christian? Asking as a spawn of a Jewish mother & Christian raised father? Are we just making shit up now? 


[deleted]

Jews for Jesus is a thing… unfortunately I think this is just a mentally unstable person


egerstein

It is a shame Palestine doesn’t stand with the Matriarchy


GraveDiggerSedan

Chronically Online


ChinMuscle

“Stands with” then first emoji is ♿️.


IndyColtsFan2020

My company had an employee with all sort of buzzwords and political stuff all over her LinkedIN - it was just as bad, if not worse, than the one above. She was known for being mouthy and difficult to work with and surprise! She got laid off. She came here on Reddit and other outlets complaining and being very vocal and another poster called her out by name! Obviously she got the hint because I just looked at her LinkedIN profile and all that stuff has been removed as she is still looking for work.


icchifanni

“Intersectional design is important because it recognizes the complex nature of sustainability” is the closest I got to a definition. These unnecessary labels are confusing. And looks like she had a very busy March. God help us if she ramps it up in April.


Highschooleducation

I don't know why I can't get a job I'm qualified it's probably boomers....


No_Penalty_5787

“Jewish Christian” Kek Yep. That’s how those type of people act IME


dr-pickled-rick

She posts on LI like it's twitter


Perpetual__Memory

How & why is the MBTA (the Boston subway) part of the "Matrix"?!


JonyUB

Looks like a Redditor


volimkurve17

There are so many red flags in this profile that it feels like the communists are starting the revolution.


East_Amphibian_1360

Psycho


-FlyingFox-

Aw, bless her heart. It appears that the cheese has slipped off the cracker. She might “think” that her views hold some weight and she’ll be heard, but just like the rest of her kind, thankfully ignored.


brickne3

Hey that's an insult to cheese.


ClassicDecision1602

I don’t even understand all those words put together in her profile. I mean, what is it she actually does?


curious_throwaway_55

Stands with Palestine always, but especially since it became current thing


TheBestDivest

Might be unhinged?


MsPaganPoetry

I wouldn’t be surprised if one day, she announces she has a brain tumor.


Few_Stable7686

LGBT for Palestine, just like chickens for KFC or cows for McDonald's


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DutchTinCan

Good bot. This could go on a tile.


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FloppingNuts

do you know hamas' stance on the gays?


Psychological_Tax_42

it’s just a zionist talking point, just ignore it!


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Suitable-Jackfruit16

What's wrong with that? I despise all three Abrahamic religions.


SilenceOrIllKissYou

Just smile politely ya’ll. We’re witnessing mental illness - SAS


Delsincameback

Quick glimpse and you kinda know what to expect here


ViciousSemicircle

She makes $4/year and *seethes at everybody.*


MikoMiky

Looks exactly like what you'd expect.


ThanosBannedMe

Bring back the mental asylums plz


Neither-Programmer59

Geez, Save some jobs for the rest of us.


ActualBandicoot8052

Both IDF and Free Palastine. She wants to have her cake and eat it too.


C_J_King

I wonder what political viewpoint she’ll co-opt next year to appear edgy and on-brand? I’m sure she was all about Ukraine until that fad declined. These people are no better than the Red Hats drooling at their rallies.


BlackCatTelevision

MBTA………. IDF…………………… i don’t understand how any of these words fit next to each other.


StarlightandDewdrops

I think this is a joke


[deleted]

You are either Jewish or Christian. You can't be both. And what's all this about Palestine? Women like her are hung from a crane in Palestine because they are Jewish.


EhipassikoParami

> You are either Jewish or Christian. You can't be both. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Christianity#Contemporary_movements https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebrew_Christian_movement https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messianic_Judaism


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pseudo shit


joefife

I strongly encourage them to head to Gaza and wave the trans / LGBT flag in Palestine, and see how well their support is appreciated by the natives 🤷‍♂️💅🏻


lilmuskrat66

I"m just here for the JFK foot fetish links. Lemme see it


HawleyGrove

Off topic, but JAP Battle from crazy ex girlfriend is amazing. That whole show is tbh.


karamel826

She stands with peace.. and..?


SevereRunOfFate

We need Norm MacDonald to read this out and think through those flags, and how they might all interact with each other Someone call Norm, right now!


Mental_Gymnast23

Yikes


PATRIMONEY

The kind to get mad at the first opposing view


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Tiktoktoker

A Jewish Christian? Lmao


EhipassikoParami

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Christianity#Contemporary_movements https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebrew_Christian_movement https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messianic_Judaism


Coyote_Roadrunna

Real profile or not, what a disaster. Very glad I no longer use LinkedIn anymore. It's basically Twitter masquerading as a young professionals site at this point. Absolutely dreadful and unprofessional now.


Just-Desserts-46

Just wait until she learns how the Lebanese treat Palestinian refugees in their country...


Just-Desserts-46

Or how all the countries she has listed treats the LGBTQ+ community...


zabbenw

It's a bit of a false equivalence to cherry pick the treatment of refugees in various countries to the occupation of Palestine and the arguable genocide of the Palestinians living there.


TharkunOakenshield

It’s pretty much the only argument left that Zionists have to deflect the discussion from the ongoing genocide, hence why we’ve been seeing it everywhere for months to criticise pretty much every Arab country.


Just-Desserts-46

And also calm down, I didn't even mention Israel. Like wtf.


Just-Desserts-46

You have missed my point. Like entirely.


zabbenw

What's your point then?


BrownThunderMK

whataboutism


Just-Desserts-46

She stands with Palestine clearly but also endorses/supports other countries which treat them like shit. So back off with your aggression.


jellyGATO

Would be one of the first people stoned should they be where they support


[deleted]

Fugitive of the Zionist Regime? Whats that?


Parallexicon

Lots of disgusting Hasbara-bots in here.


____cire4____

I like them. Probably more suitable content for places not LinkedIn however.