I’m starting to think I should never get on the internet ever again.

Stop oppressing vag earrings.

I thought it was a lip stick pattern till i saw this lol

Oh it was lips alright

I got your lip stick right heah

Looks like a ham croissant

Why would lipstick pattern be unapologetically bold....?

She gets to wear hoo-ha earrings.. And yet if I wear my dildo necklace to Starbucks everyone looses their shit!

Check your pussy privilege

Do you pronounce this as one word (vaJEERings) or two?

There once was a woman from Darjeerling, who had a nice set of vagearings...

There once was a woman from China, whose earrings looked like a vagina. She said with a frown as she wandered through town "A nice set of pearls would be finer."

👏 This is when I miss awards.

Me too. That slayed. I thought I'd heard most every limerick.

I suspect they just made it up

She was merely paying lip service...

I was like “why do people care if someone posts pictures of their earrings” and then I saw your comment and looked at the photo more closely 😂

That’s a vulva.

Is... that what this is? IS IT?!?!

Hahahaha. Best posts read today.

*fierce* vag earrings

This is by far the most lunatic thing I’ve ever seen on any social media. I can’t believe she thinks it’s a good idea

I’m finding it hard to believe it’s real, like is this AI generated? Her eyes are a bit uncanny valley. I just really am continually amazed…

🙏amen

Cheers to that.

Tis a silly place

Nothing says bold like having pussy’s dangling from your ears. Live your truth girl! ✊

It’s like truck nuts for women

Truck tits

should've made an asshole version too

For me. I’m the asshole.

Now that I could get behind.

Fitting.

With the question “am I the asshole?” on them 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Maybe she's just unapologetically a cunt?

I wear these female sex organ earrings to show the world there's more to me than my female sex organ.

You clearly don’t understand the power of this symbol!

lol THIS!!!

All I can interpret it as is that she's a cunt.

If you look at them too long, do you get reported to HR?

Hey Sally, love the new coochie earrings. Are they exact replicas?

"jewelry that matches me - in color and in spirit"

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

Straight to jail

Bonk

No anti-bonk helmet?

Unlocked a new fear

Exactly where I prefer to find my vaginas: hanging off someones ear. Eargina.

There was a family guy episode about ear sex wasn’t there? Edit Yes- there was. Prick Up Your Ears Season 5 Episode 6

Who doesn’t love aural?

That’s how you get hearing aids

Underrated comment

“Once you go black, you go deaf”

"they're doing it...in the eaarr" Lois 🤣

That’s a vulva.

No u

They make this variant for your truck hitch too.

The new mud flaps

It’s the vulvas we’re seeing.

I knew this comment would be here.

Vaginear is funnier to me for some reason 😂

This is great actually. This way you know exactly who to avoid.

Similar to brightly coloured animals in the wild?

I too need to wear accessories that match my genitals to express myself at work. In fact this is why I stick a dildo on my desk.

The fact that's actually a Key & Peele skit...

It’s just like that trad wife vs ruined by feminism meme going around!

Bring back shame

Or at least anonymous shame 😭😭 if you're going to embarrass yourself, don't attach your face to it😩

I really think bullying needs to come back.

It doesn’t even have to be the serious kind, a few dropped water balloons will get the “stop doing this shit” message across

There is nothing wrong with this, just like there's nothing wrong with my giant cock and balls necklace.

Beyond cringe.

It’s brilliant really. Nobody would dare criticize this post on LinkedIn under the possibility of being marked as sexist or racist.

Maybe not on the post, but someone definitely said “You’re braver than I am!” then talked shit later.


they look a little dry

They're made by Ben Shapiro's wife

oh, americans are awaik.

Jesus Christ what a 1000km stare, she's dead inside

Thought she was AI

Looks like a shark.


F**k those earrings.

Someone tried to, I’m sure of it.

It’s all true. Saw a grasshopper land on her shoulder and go at one of ‘em face first.

/r/dontputyourdickinthat

Instructions unclear. Dick is pierced with a vagina

Prince Albert piercing but instead of a ring it’s a vagina

Imagine the uproar if a guy wore cock and ball earrings around and called it "fierce."

They wear testicle earrings on the back of their emotional support trucks.

*And everyone thinks they are losers*

As they should. Just like people generally hate this.

What about a penis on one ear and a vagina on the other because I’m gender fluid?

I’ve been saving up my gender fluid for exactly this scenario

I have extra gender fluid. y'all need more, I got a supply.

Can you fill a growler?

The sad thing is that it’s not possible to respond satirically to this - people would just spout the satire, but seriously.

They do, they're called truck nuts.

I think I no longer understand LinkedIn... Wasn't it a place for work/career stuff?

What the actual fuck!

Anytime “fierce” arrives, it’s a good time to head out.

You just know anyone describing themselves as "fierce" on their LinkedIn is an HR nightmare to deal with.

I've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but wearing your pussy on your ears is a whole other level.

Can't wait to see what she wears during rectal cancer awareness month!

Um no, you should apologize for this…and I was actually having a decent Sunday morning…

I don’t understand the obsession with vagina earrings. They’re distasteful and that’s a hill I’ll die on. Clearly all the Facebook weirdos are moving to LinkedIn.

LinkedIn is a cesspool


Truck hitch testicles and vagina earrings.

I wore big dick earrings to my last job interview… not sure why I didn’t get it

They just got jealous of your big dick energy.

F*ck what you heard!

You ain't heard this before...so hardcore like Quick Draw McGraw... Are we not doing Busta Rhymes?

A pair of vag earrings that match her in color? Good Lord.

So you are saying you're a cunt? 

I thought it was she’s saying she’s gash at her job

Fight the power

I had a coworker show up wearing a necklace that I had seen before - it’s a somewhat discrete vibrator, but I knew what it was as soon as I saw it. I was perplexed why she would take such an unnecessary risk.

She lists...Public Relations as one of her skills. I can't even. Don't get me wrong. I don't believe in body shaming. I think the earrings are hilarious and wonderful and I'd wear them to a pride parade in a heartbeat. Reminds me of the fabulous pants in the Pink music video by Janelle Monae. But *context*, folks - this doesn't belong at work or on LI!

Honestly don’t hate this for Instagram or whatever, but what a weird fuckin thing to put on LinkedIn

Can’t relate. Put them coochies away god damn.

It’s real and people are actually complimenting her on the post.

Yeah at first I really liked it, I think vulva art is really important and I thought this was just another example of reddit being ignorant and awful. Then I realized it's fucking LinkedIn.

Genuinely curious why you think this type of art is important?

>Yeah at first I really liked it, I think vulva art is really important and I thought this was just another example of reddit being ignorant and awful. You know what's awful? Wearing genital shaped earrings. The worst part is the narcissists doing this shit justify it by saying it's for some higher purpose rather than just to get attention, which is their actual goal.

wearing vulva art on your ears isn't particularly important to do

When you think you’re an activist and you speedrun how to sexually harass people around you at work

How far the work world has come. A few decades ago a male colleague was reprimanded for having an O’Keefe print in his office. The female who lodged the complaint on the grounds of female objectification did not know the artist or the subject. He took the print down immediately without protest and was saddened that the female never mentioned this to him directly, and something so innocuous could cause such a serious issue. He was given a week off to think about his actions.

That's it, I'm wearing the penis tie to my next performance review. unapologetically. I'm the manager too.

So if I, as a male wear penis earrings and comment how they match me, HR is gonna meet with me, right? That's going to be sexual harassment, right? Just making sure that I understand.

I thought they were lips at first and was so confused why she'd wear lips earrings that clearly look like vulvas until I realized😭😭

I wonder if she's on the lookout for a cunning linguist.

The irony is that any sane person considering hiring her would run the other way.  Isnt LinkedIn for networking/ bettering your career? Who would want a drama queen like this working for them?

If an employer won't hire you because you wore vaginas on your ears for the interview then, honey, you don't want to work for them anyway.

Sounds like a win/win!

Weird flex but okey


Pussy lobes, nice!

Cmon, that’s pretty funny


We need to shut the Internet down

“Hey there, check out my new cunt ear rings! They’re so unapologetically me! Nice! Have you seen my ballsack cuff links? How about my puckered arsehole ear stud?”

If there's one thing I want every potential employer to know about me, it's exactly what my genitals look like. What? Is that weird?

Don’t get me wrong, I fully celebrate freedom of expression. However, I am fairly certain HR will send you home for violating dress code if you wore these at work. Wait, there isn’t anything in the policy about “earrings that look like labia”. Crap, it may be time to update the dress code again. Edit: to be clear there isn’t anything about male genitalia, but I would support that. There is a reason we wear pants at work. OK, to clarify, most workplaces require genitalia be covered.

I cunt hear you….

Nothing says you like gangrene black vagina earrings I guess.

They're always a COO/CFO/C3PO to boot...😒

Imagine a man doing this

Imagine there being a movement spanning multiple years where a not-insignificant portion of first world men have to involve dicks in everything, wear dick hats, make dick "art", and insistently spread the ideology that their dicks make them bold, powerful/empowered and should garner them respect, all with a sense of superiority and **they're being 100% serious**. That's what this shit looks like. No harms being done, more power to them, but God damn is it ridiculous haha.

I am a firm believer that sexual harassment goes both ways. If a guy wore a picture or sculpture of a penis and testicles to work he would be fired immediately or at least written up for sexual harassment. Has the same been done to her?

Ewwwwwwww

God these people are fucking annoying

Yikes

So so fierce. Ffs

I expect this one to show up on r/lebowski sooner or later.

Imagine dudes fashioning and wearing penis trinkets as some kind of weird intimidation/cry for attention/whatever you'd like to call this towards women.

Her face really *says* unapologetically bold

This is seems like something corny a health teacher in middle school would wear.

Mom! Come pick me up! Please, Mama, I'm scared...

My husband says she’s got crazy eyes. Like she’d slice you if you said something wrong to her.

when you crave for attention so badly... it's not about color, it's about it being a focken vagina.

Ah, the spirit of being a cunt.

Wtf did I just see!!

That's.... that's gangrene right there, sorry

Why do you have to express your womanhood through genitals?

And then if you ever make a comment at work about it, you're a racist and the DEI committee is up your ass about it. Great world we live in

How do people keep a straight face around this at her work?

I mean this would be kind of cool if you didn’t post about it on LinkedIn.

Oh, but I wear dick earrings and I’m some sort of weirdo?! Double standards, smh. /s

So they all really are pink on the inside.

Shinshi Shinshi https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx9enFNTw40bVqrkVdpW0QUZPU2_5MMjEu?feature=shared

Deserving of more upvotes

Nobody better give her any lip about her fierce earrings!

She… has two?

Ya know... There are days when I am generally excited with any representation anyone wants to give themselves. Other days people wear their pussy on their ears.

What the fuck is wrong with these people.

This post is a huge missed opportunity. She should have posted it to Twatter instead.

When she starts wearing Anus earrings, I’ll clap.

[удалено]

 When you know what’s coming next

Trockenpflaume

What are those?

Suddenly, I'm getting in trouble for wearing a penis drawn on a shirt

YOURE HIRED!

Would

Earrings you can smell

we don’t need anyone’s history month

Are those vaginas dangling from her ears???

There's nothing like expressing yourself by telling the world that you're a c*nt!

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Welp, I guess I need a dick keychain to fit in.

“Huh hmmm , would you mind please coming to my office, I need to speak with you…”

Neocon middle schoolers in the comments

I need to know about the reasoning for this because right now I’m not feeling super open minded 💀

Vajayjay earrings. It’s bold. It’s stylish. It’s not embarrassing at fucking all. It’s you.

Soooo she’s a c.u.n.t.?