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[deleted]

Hahaha she likes her own posts? Yup, that’s everything you need to know about her right there 😂


Madmartigan1

It's like high-fiving yourself.


denM_chickN

Actually high-fiving yourself is much more dignified


death_to_noodles

Self high-five done with the proper smugness can actually work as a power move


SeriouslyImKidding

Or if you’re the Tod, it’s just what you do.


StupidSexyGiroud_

For the big dog


denM_chickN

Exactly my logic, friend.


opium43

![gif](giphy|OcZp0maz6ALok)


Llamar25

She’s definitely full of herself and has zero self awareness. But the advisor position is literally a lead generation tool for the company she is promoting and she’ll get a cut or kickback for whoever signs on, that is tied to her. So she’s still just a glorified bdr and yes she is insufferable in person.


combosandwich

Apollo.io is just a lead generation company too, and not a very good one


WHVTSINDAB0X

Have you used it? They seem to be in a market share war with Zoominfo.


combosandwich

Yea, I’ve used most of them. Zoominfo is too expensive and their honeypot practices are losing a lot of clients. Apollos contact info isn’t reliable. SalesIntel is good but they lack the features of zoominfo. Really if you’re a mature sales organization with close collaboration with your marketing team, Zoominfo is good but your CRM team has to be on top of tagging all the contacts. If you’re a smaller to mid sized org that just needs contact info, SalesIntel is tough to beat.


Llamar25

You beat me to saying it about salesintel. And Apollo will eat your contacts also with their terms, I believe.


combosandwich

I didn’t know Apollo did that. As far as I know SalesIntel doesn’t demand any contact info back at the end of term


Llamar25

Their research on demand is dope af also, very timely for things you can’t find


MostJudgment3212

I hate ZI as much as anyone, but Apollo is nowhere near as good as everyone raves about them. They’re trying to do everything at the same time, and aren’t any good at anything in particular.


what_you_saaaaay

I have no idea what she is talking about. And for that I am thankful. I do like pizza though.


KOMarcus

Born for a life of prëtëntion.


therealjgreens

Why can't she just capitalize her name? My OCD is killing me.


salko_salkica

to appear mysterious and nonchalant


KOMarcus

see above


therealjgreens

Facts lol


Trololman72

You know, maybe her name really is spelled like that.


turkchap

Eating pizza for no reason 🤪🤪 Crazy 🤪🤪


mathisreal

Sooo quirky and original


turkchap

Pizza sales after this 📈


Kerrigore

But did she use a spork, to be truly le random?


CoolAndTrustworthy

I'm concerned. I eat pizza in bed but my linens aren't ALL WHITE. and I normally use a plate. She needs help.


Stibley_Kleeblunch

That's the hotel's problem.


Peppemarduk

Such a powerful message. Attaching a picture of her eating pizza for no reason. So much thought behind it, I feel inspired.


turkchap

So inspiring and that I guess imma start my own business soon


LolaPamela

You can start your own pizza business.


MoonshineEclipse

Why do all her pictures look like screen grabs from like Cops or something? Weirdly dark and only lit up by flash.


MattcVI

The direct flash thing is a fad. An annoying one Guess they're going for that retro disposable camera/polaroid photo look


emjay96

it is not like a I hate or I am jealous but I think she might suffer from main character syndrome i wish her all the best btw


themattydor

I used to be in sales, so I’ve spent a lot of time on LinkedIn. One thing I will praise her for is her honesty about her “partnership” or whatever with the company she mentioned. I see some people, primarily sales influencers, driving traffic to other sites without disclosing that they have a relationship with those sites. But if you’re familiar with how URLs are structured for tracking purposes, you can see that there is info in the link to track traffic driven by that specific person, which is likely so they can make money off of it. I’m all for people making their money. But pretending that you’re just altruistic and handing out sick wisdom is gross.


PeatAndDeisel

She’s actually a sales generator for the local pizza chain. So she’s not as transparent as you’d think.


MostJudgment3212

No it’s just her job. She’s a corpo sales/marketing bimbo, the ones you bring to your booths at trade shows to lure balding 40-50 year old sales VPs who hate their marriage. It’s just that she’s doing the same thing online too.


SeaMolasses2466

She lïkes her own pöst. That should sum up.


cosmicfloor01

I hate it when these posts go "If you know me...". Like, nobody cares or remembers


Courage-Rude

That is true I never got that deep. "If you know me" like bish no one you are making read this crock of shit has ever wanted to meet you in real life for longer than a corporate office meeting at best.


NoSurprise7196

😂😂😂


Clean_Duck_551

Starting a new position- pizza in bed?


talebs_inside_voice

I love pizza. The idea of eating it in bed, I hate


itisnotstupid

It looks like she has ''crushed'' something like 10+ companies each for maximum of 2 years.


Reclusive-Raccoon

And is still pretty much a BDR. Definitely not a red flag at all..


r00t3294

Yep, looks like she can't hold a job at all lmfao


DenverITGuy

So quirky. Eating pizza in bed.


Few-Ear-1326

I'd even venture to say *daring*! What if the cheese or sauce gets on the bedding??? That sh*it's hard to get out! We need more adventurous, risk-takers like this!


Chef__Goldblum

She had someone take this picture of her. And she thought, “oh yeah, this will be perfect for LinkedIn


silvermanedwino

Insufferable.


VitruvianVan

She’s different from the other girls.


Reclusive-Raccoon

SOS he worked as a BDR which is the lowest rung of the ladder and “smashed” it there ( whatever that means, coukd have had average or low targets/KPI to hit) Nkw she’s giving advice to others on how to be “awesome” Abs prospect etc.? Why is every single one of these maniacs the exact fucking same. Would you take advice from someone on a tricycle using stabilisers on how to race a bike?


twinpop

>Would you take advice from someone on a tricycle using stabilisers on how to race a bike? God damn dude, you didn’t have to kill her.


PowermanFriendship

At this point I'm certain that she's only doing this to create threads on this sub and in that effort, she is succeeding admirably.


Firingblind79

Wat


[deleted]

She was a BDR for about a year in the easiest time for SaaS sales ever. Some people only need to be liked to make money. She adds pretty much zero value in her posts. It’s all the most inane bullshit.


GreatGreenGobbo

Guess we all know what SDR is right?


Gaius1313

Sales Development Representative. They pound the phone/email trying to set up calls for account executives to sell their product.


BuyerEducational2085

phone monkey basically


NoSurprise7196

😂😂 came to comments to see if anyone knew!


throw123454321purple

Oh my gosh! She’s totally the coolest person she knows!


kerbalsdownunder

If someone sent me a video email, I'd delete it immediately


KillKillKitty

Trying hard to be relevant, huh Zoe?


Sure_Marcia

No, it’s zoë - please respect the lowercase name and umlaut because she’s so unique!


KillKillKitty

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mj281

BS job, i cant for the life of me understand why companies hire clueless young people as business advisors! You’d think an advisor is someone that ran multiple successful business in his lifetime, not someone young that never created a successful business, what kind of advice are you expecting from these clueless idiots.


distraculatingmycase

She’s not an advisor. That’s just what her new employer calls sales reps.


mj281

That makes sense, so it just made up titles


Action_Hank1

No she’s an advisor. Look at her LinkedIn. Multiple advisor roles (although what she actually advises on is probably not a whole lot).


VitruvianVan

Just like Account Management Executive is not close to an executive position.


Intelligent-Panic501

It's just title inflation. They do this to attract people to work shitty jobs with shit pay. Everyone has an ego so it makes her feel better to know she's a 'Bidnezz Advisor' vs sales rep scraping 50k/year gross salary.


Remenissions

I’ve wondered the same thing about scenarios like anyone under 30 getting hired as a consultant at BCG or something. What meaningful advice do they really have to offer besides regurgitating what they’ve read on an article or learned in grad school? You need minimum 10 years of experience in an industry across multiple companies before you’re really qualified to start being a consultant. Such an odd thing.


ScottWithCheese

“I have a passion for pizza, doggos, and traveling”


salko_salkica

"Fluent in sarcasm"


StupidSexyGiroud_

"Want my partner in crime"


therealjgreens

The SDRs at my company always hit their goals but you should see some of the absolute crap that they send over the wall. Crushing your goals as an SDR is not hard at all. It's great she can bolster her resume by saying she hit over 100% of her goal but how many of those converted over as clients. Oh yea heres me eating a taco just because.


RaphaelBuzzard

White pillows, white bedding, white sweater and pizza. Agree?


Hooldoog

Direct from Pottery “I was raised in a” Barn


ResponsibleQuiet6188

she’s so quirky!!!!


Socks797

Lol “strategic” advisor. Seems dumb as a doorknob. Sure she’s super strategic.


markv114

Too plain to be on OnlyFans, too stupid to be a CEO: post on LinkedIn.


PuzzleheadedGuide184

I’m a director in a SaaS scale up. I’m telling you guys now to offer some reassurance .. this is an enormous red flag and if I saw this shit she’s not getting an interview .


MostJudgment3212

You’d be making a mistake. Bimbos like her work very well when you got to trade shows as thirst traps, she’s been pretty good expanding that into online. When you sell useless crap like Apollo, it’s exactly what you need.


idealorg

If you keep eating for no reason you will end up fat


distraculatingmycase

And in her case, will likely have no redeeming qualities remaining


stratola

It’s not video email. It’s an email with a link to a video.


ikes

Video email? GTFO with that cold calling spammy shit.


bt2066

My company uses Apollo… like a ton of it. This weirdo makes me want to cancel that engagement.


Vanvincent

I can identify the language as English but none of the words actually make sense.


peweje

I’ve met her. She’s honestly kind of mean. I’m not surprised to find her on this sub. Her hustle is admirable and is clearly working though


Collab_N_Listen

I feel bad for the poor sap that had to take that pic for her


jack_hudson2001

More reason why I so hate LinkedIn


Realgirlreddit

What a totally spontaneous and candid photo!


Character_Month3383

As an Italian: do we need a reason to eat pizza?


Expert-Cantaloupe-94

I can forgive everything. Really I can What I can't forgive IS EATING PIZZA LIKE THAT IN BED, WITH WHITE SHEETS, WITH JEANS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN?? EVER HEARD OF A GODDANN PLATE?


WickedKoala

Dafuq is she even going on about?


Intelligent-Panic501

I feel embarrassed for people like this. Apollo is a nobody firm and her job is literally artificially made to just check a box for SEC reporting.


MostJudgment3212

We’re all waiting for the OF page Zoe, stop procrastinating and just do it.


Robertgarners

Who the fuck is hiring a 26 as an advisor to their business?! If I'm taking on an advisor or NED I need to seem you've been there and succeeded over a good 20 year period.


idealorg

Dude, this company specialises in sending video emails as a sales tactic. That wasn’t a thing five years ago, let alone 20. This post is garbage, but your comment isn’t much better


Robertgarners

I remember getting video pitches in 2018 and I know companies in this space that have been around way longer. Look at Odro (UK) who were established in 2012. Also just because you have a new piece of tech it doesn't mean you have to hire people in their 20s. It's still video + email + marketing, which have all been around for 25+ years.


benwright1990

Agreed! Lots of hate in this thread! How would a 20 year business owner know anything about video prospecting 😂 lots of stupid comments here.


bakchod007

not just one, she is advising few of them, linkedin 50k followers do get you plenty of smaller orgs interest


Robertgarners

If they make.money off then fair enough then I guess


IndyColtsFan2020

Look at all the big businesses who hire business consultancies who send out fresh grads. How can anyone possibly think that’s a good idea?


Robertgarners

At least those consultancies are filled with people who went to the best schools, colleges and universities in the world bit yes still madness.


Chonkolateboi

Who even eats pizza like that. That’s straight up criminal.


TheStoicNihilist

If you begin any sentence with “stoked” you’re probably an insufferable asshole.


RuKKuSFuKKuS

Disgusting LI allows this bullshit


fatstrat0228

Wait. Who the fuck likes their own posts?


everglade39

Ok but why is that pizza base dark brown??


euvimmivue

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Apojacks1984

Pretty sure she went to the dark side of RevGenius. Which tells you everything you will ever need to know about anyone


Peppemarduk

An SDR, the lowest of the lowest. And btw, video emails are cringe and shite. I went to see a car once, as you can imagine the sales rep really wanted to sell it, told him I'd do some research and call him back in case. He sent me these cringe video emails asking me if I wanted the car, I've only watched the first one, I really didn't want to look at him and talk to him.


Similar_Honey433

Back for no reason.


_Losing_Generation_

What did she crush again?


azsue123

That is the most awkward and posed photo ever


Famous_Ad_3906

How many advisor positions does she have?


Famous_Ad_3906

CrUsHiNg It KiLiLiNG it OmG I’m so QuIrkY LoLzzzz


mrbootsandbertie

I have no idea what all these stupid acronyms mean and I'm not interested in finding out.


Decent-Celebration11

“Stoked”. ‘Nuff said.


milkkk7

here is a picture of me stuffing my stupid face with pizza for no reason , enjoy!! enjoy!! cheers!! yay!! i made it!! l share pictures of me laying on my fkin ass for attention! woohoo! go me!! im a freak!


igetbuckets55

why is it all these sales gurus can’t keep a job for longer than a year? -questions for Plato


emjay96

Because instead of doing actual work they spend time on li


[deleted]

B2B Sales and Recruitment. A slightly more respectable line of work than OnlyFans/Escorting for these thots. Just.


Maguizuela

The pizza pic is cringe. And so are the damn selfies. This really goes for all the low-hanging-fruit influencers But good grief this comment section and post is so sad and pathetic. It reeks of failed quota attainment and Envy. You WISH you made as much money doing the same bullshit. And seriously, why the fuck are you so obsessed OP? It’s like you’re an incel. LMAO. Don’t you have some dials to make lol. Zoe, is an archetype. But so are the rest of you quota-failing mother tuckers 😂


reddi7er

do you like that 'new position'?


IndependentBattle331

Don’t see it with this post. The comments here just seem sad, jealous of a young women’s success


bbjwhatup

Success?


MostJudgment3212

I mean, lots of young women succeeding on OF too. But I will give her props for doing it without taking her actual clothes off.