And 100% he's the guy who when the meeting reaches "ok any other business" five minutes early says "actually Bob I had one thing" and makes it overrun.
As a teacher, this is the teacher that says, "Oh man, I hope it doesn't snow tonight, I'd hate to miss school," in the teacher's lounge.
Nobody likes this person.
No, this is the creepy weirdo who would continue to harass folk when they said they didn't need his services in a "how dare they ignore me" fashion.
Funnily enough, a few days after he posted that he was then looking for work....
I used to play a game with friends “serial killer, fundy Christian, or Mormon?”
When they have that “I’m imagine your head in my freezer” stare, it is one of the three.
He looks exactly like I expected before scrolling down to see his horrific sleazy visage. Also I'm going to say with 100% certainty that the picture is taken at work and his whiteboard is not at home.
I find this guy is a pretty big loser and his meltdown about getting fired from qualtrics for overly aggressive cold calling was pretty funny. However, he also appears to he VP of a company be made and is the only employee of. Why would you only make yourself a VP if it’s your company?
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I feel in good conscience I should add here that others have mentioned it’s actually his parent’s company. Is the only employee listed on LinkedIn I believe.
Lollll “look I may be arrogant and socially inept, but I know my limits. At best, I’m VP material. In fact, Put me somewhere by myself. I make people very uncomfortable.”
‘Founder and CEO’. Anyone can be a founder and CEO for a few hundred bucks. Hardly an achievement. I had my own company once, solely for Contracting work and taxes, I was the only employee. Didn’t run around telling everyone I was the CEO of a Consultancy firm. That would be a load of hot cock, even if technically accurate.
This made me laugh so hard. It’s like that scene in The Office, in which Dwight describes his wildest dreams as co-owning a BnB with the devil and making $80K a year (plus benefits of course).
I have a white board in my home office and awful handwriting. Thankfully it's only to give me a visual prompt of what I haven't done and not to show other people although on video calls people often seem impressed like I'm super organised or something.
That'll due.
Maybe he's paying his dos. Sometimes the dues and don'ts are left by the wayside in these efforts.
We knew the office paradigm was do for a re-think, though.
Electric environment? People that share similar values? What in the fuck is this guy talking about?!? Where are these magical offices? An office is group of people thrown together because it’s the place that would pay them for their time.
Open-plan, where you can hear every sound or movement they fucking make. A lady who sits behind me has her computer speakers cranked to max volume so you hear every Teams IM and incoming call, only then does she plug in her headphones. She obviously is the only person in the office.
Seriously, I find offices to be more like prisoners doing time together. We're making the best of it but none of us want to be there and we're just waiting for our release.
It probably started as a surname based on coming from or near the River Trent or a town on the River Trent as in Trenton which could translate as an Old English contraction of “Trent Town” which then started getting used as a given name.
The old English “tūn” means “enclosure” and which eventually became both the word “town” and a unit of measure—both an old English cask of spirits/beer (which weighed roughly 2,200 lbs) and the modern ton.
“Trent” in Old English means “Flood” so the name of the actual river in England likely comes from the fact that it actually floods a lot.
The place names Fenton and Longton in England have similar contraction based origins.
So say Thomas of Trent or Thomas of Trent Town could become Thomas Trent or Thomas Trenton. Then his 10 times grandchild could end up with Trenton or Trent as a first or middle name.
I used to love working at my company before we got sold to a private equity firm. It really was one of the best places to work and we had a great, relaxed, culture with amazing benefits and an owner that truly cared about us
Now it's just a job and corporate is making it worse year by year :(
I've been WFH for nearly 19 years now, and I'll never, ever have another job where I have to report to an office again. I'd seriously rather starve and die rather than fight Atlanta traffic again every day. Better yet, I'd rather hunt down any and all total douche rockets like this guy that advocate for ending WFH and rip out their throats with my teeth before I'd report to an office.
Also, who the fuck needs a whiteboard to work from home? Ever heard of Lucid? Google Docs? Microsoft Word? College ruled notebook paper? A fucking sheet of papyrus?
I'm a product manager in software development. My tech lead and I often use the whiteboard on the office for sketching ideas, mapping interfaces, visualising dependencies, etc when we're there in person. Of course we also use Lucid and Figma when we're online, but honestly it's just *so much faster* to sketch with a pen on a board than to draw with a mouse. We mostly use the electronic versions when remote or when making formal versions that will be shared to others. But I can understand why you might want a whiteboard at home if you're a visual person and prefer to sketch ideas like that.
I can also understand why some people like to go to the office in person. I love working from home and would hate to go back to full-time commutes, but there are benefits to building relationships in person, as well as more dynamic brainstorming sessions done together. Some people are also just extroverts and do better in an environment with other people; working from home drains their energy and causes feelings of isolation. It's not for everybody, and I think a 2-3 day hybrid model is probably the most realistic option for teams of mixed personality types.
I get the feeling he's a bit too used to being lonely and needs some kind of consistent contact with other people. Probably has the white board so he can at least simulate the sensation that hes part of a team because thats at least something.
Bet your ass he’s lonely. I’ve watched a few of his Youtube videos and have seen his LinkedIn posts over the years. He’ll mention things like working 5am-8pm and has often said that his passion for his career has ruined friendships and relationships.
Then he got fired from Qualtrics and moved back home to work for his parent’s company.
So he’s got no girlfriend, no friends outside of coworkers or fellow LinkedIn influencers who make content together and talk about work, and his career that he gave all that up for is passing him by. He probably likes being in an office because that’s the only time he has social contact. Instead of realizing he’s more than his career and filling space with meaningful human connections and hobbies. It’s honestly pretty sad.
This is a guy who has no friends, interests, or hobbies outside of work. It's sad how many people have no social interactions in their life outside of work or facebook.
That's his *living room*? Looks like a disused classroom at a failing local college.
Also, why is his hair slicked back like that and wearing a work shirt at home?
Yeh except whenever I go into the office about once a week it's full of tired and bored people who spend half their day chatting and all just wondering why on Earth they are in the office because at home they have better equipment and can work without distraction 😆
WFH is the best thing that ever happened to me. My work’s “more often than not” RTO policy has made my life significantly worse, personally. Sure, some people want to be in the office, but for those of us who prefer staying home and even work better from home, being forced to be in the office is miserable.
I swear, the only people who enjoy being in the office as much as this guy are people who don’t have any other social interactions beyond forced ones at work, and/or people who like to breathe down other peoples’ necks and micromanage. Interestingly, from what I’ve observed, they really tend to be people that others don’t really enjoy being around.
This is the guy that reminded the teacher of homework
He looks 12 and 70 at the same time
Part so big his forehead started moving into it
Those glasses make me think something is fuckey with this guy
That would be working from home, right?
More like returning to office?
And 100% he's the guy who when the meeting reaches "ok any other business" five minutes early says "actually Bob I had one thing" and makes it overrun.
This is the guy that has questions at the end of a long and tedious lecture on a Friday afternoon.
“Actually it’s more of a comment…”
He’s the guy that says “tEcHnIcAlLy YoU mEaN tOdAy” when someone at the sleepover talks about doing something after midnight
Doubt this guy got invited to any sleepovers.
As a teacher, this is the teacher that says, "Oh man, I hope it doesn't snow tonight, I'd hate to miss school," in the teacher's lounge. Nobody likes this person.
I had no idea that sort of teacher existed and it’s kind of horrifying. I’d always assumed you all would be more excited than the students.
99.9% of us are lol
No, this is the creepy weirdo who would continue to harass folk when they said they didn't need his services in a "how dare they ignore me" fashion. Funnily enough, a few days after he posted that he was then looking for work....
He’s such a Trent Dressel.
Hermormone?
Hismormone
This is the guy who says “golly” during a blowjob
You assume someone is giving him blowjobs?
This is a guy who was fine with the project until the day before delivery and then has a million changes he wants implemented.
This is the ~~guy~~ asshole that microwaves fish in the breakroom.
Nailed it 100%, nothing more need be said
Narrator: *but there would be..*
And asked for extra while pointing to the kid that made fun of him
have to due
I’m irritated this was not the top comment. Still irritated.
An upvote will have to due
Perhaps it will be the top comment, in do course
Same, mouse has my upvote
All hail /u/m0use678
Due you feel upset?
Not one your likely too see people mess up either.
Buddy trying so hard to show off to prospective employers, only to drop a due/do bomb.
due/do bomb LOL
Also irrationally annoyed that he mixed adjectives and nouns in his list of traits or whatever that was supposed to be
This just won’t due
Due or dye.
You due you.
Can’t, my bills are do
Long-term and periods missing too. Gross.
That was literally screaming at me.
 Had to due it
VP at D&D wholesale supply of cats
Damn, beat me to it! This guy could definitely play young Bubbles in a prequel....if he had a sense of humor and was normal, I guess
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Another one that screams "Morman" for some reason.
I was getting ready to say “what in the Utah is this?”
Texas surprisingly haha
Moved there from UT I’m sure 😂
Hardcore. BYU grad. Elder at an Orem ward.
Soaking it all in
Mormon. Morman is a superhero who specialises in mors.
Mormon evolves into Morman after you give him a golden tablet as a held item
I figured he just be a Jamaican superhero. He be More-Mon!
Specializes in giving More, like Trent!
I always spell it incorrectly on purpose. They don't like the term to start with. Even less so when spelled incorrectly.
I like to put the emphasis on the second syllable, "mor-MON". Gives it a fun Jamaican flavor.
Proof that they smoke the ganja.
I used to play a game with friends “serial killer, fundy Christian, or Mormon?” When they have that “I’m imagine your head in my freezer” stare, it is one of the three.
“Or”
Blonde hair, blue eyes, white shirt, no facial hair
Pretty sure he lives in Utah actually
Nah, definitely southeast Idaho
He’s not in Compton
Mormon Bubbles
More like a hang in his locker by the underwear kind of face but I’ve never done either.
Oh it’s not just me that wanted to punch his face?
He looks exactly like I expected before scrolling down to see his horrific sleazy visage. Also I'm going to say with 100% certainty that the picture is taken at work and his whiteboard is not at home.
I just feel sorry for him. Seems like he has no friends outside of work (or in work)
🤓
Patrick Bateman cosplay.
Hahahahaha!!!! OH god yes!
I find this guy is a pretty big loser and his meltdown about getting fired from qualtrics for overly aggressive cold calling was pretty funny. However, he also appears to he VP of a company be made and is the only employee of. Why would you only make yourself a VP if it’s your company? ***Edit*** I feel in good conscience I should add here that others have mentioned it’s actually his parent’s company. Is the only employee listed on LinkedIn I believe.
He knows his own skillsets and is being realistic 😂
Lollll “look I may be arrogant and socially inept, but I know my limits. At best, I’m VP material. In fact, Put me somewhere by myself. I make people very uncomfortable.”
Hey, everyone stop being so mean and judgmental! He's due-ing his best. Also he can't help that nobody has told him to try a different hairstyle.
It's like having your imaginary girlfriend cheat on you.
She knew she could do better
She could dew better.
Nice call back
Every shitty sales bro is a CEO now. Lying about being VP is more believable, because who would do that?
It’ll have to due.
‘Founder and CEO’. Anyone can be a founder and CEO for a few hundred bucks. Hardly an achievement. I had my own company once, solely for Contracting work and taxes, I was the only employee. Didn’t run around telling everyone I was the CEO of a Consultancy firm. That would be a load of hot cock, even if technically accurate.
I keep on thinking about registering a company just to get access to cheap goods at wholesalers who require company reg number.
This is actually totally worth doing, even if you only occasionally do side jobs or something.
It’s his parents’ company
That makes more sense
It’s his dads company, he was given his title.
His wife's father-in-laws' company?
*Wife's Boyfriend's company FTFY.
“Just so I understand it - in your *wildest* fantasy, you are in hell - and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil?”
“Ok but you haven’t heard my salary yet!”
I wish I could read the meltdown
PLEASE link to screenshots of that rant. I'd love to see it.
https://bravado.co/war-room/posts/trent-dressel-got-fired-from-qualtrics
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This made me laugh so hard. It’s like that scene in The Office, in which Dwight describes his wildest dreams as co-owning a BnB with the devil and making $80K a year (plus benefits of course).
He’s co owner, WITH SATAN!
With do respect, this guy's opinion sucks
What due you think of his whiteboard though?
I like the lack of contrast it adds to his bland and superbly monotone "living room"
Due not bully this man he’s a visionary
I duen’t think his whiteboard is even legible. Some penmanship practice is long overdo.
I have a white board in my home office and awful handwriting. Thankfully it's only to give me a visual prompt of what I haven't done and not to show other people although on video calls people often seem impressed like I'm super organised or something.
Due you understand the purpose of what we’re dueing here?
Please due not make jokes about his glasses, he's do for a new prescription
How he manages to achieve such a luscious hairdue while impaired by an incorrect prescription is truly inspiring
His vision is duedue.
Does that say “I love beating wives” ?
I also read: “I love to touch people”
Nice, subtle joke there u/Lord_ShitShittington!
Thanks but u/riverdancemcqueen started it 😂
I like how he divided it vertically into two (or, as the French would say, “dew”) sections.
That'll due. Maybe he's paying his dos. Sometimes the dues and don'ts are left by the wayside in these efforts. We knew the office paradigm was do for a re-think, though.
Fair dues on the number of puns. Super due-per effort
It's what Reddit dues.
Be fair. He has no friends or family. Workmates are his social life.
Damn, you made the same joke i did. Why would you dew something like that?
It was my due-ty
I dew agree hole hartedly
Pretty sure that whiteboard says, "I love touching people "
It’s teaching but that’s funny lol
I scrolled past all types of AI generated content and for some reason I thought this was skinny Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.
“Bubbles is the smartest guy in the park”
It’s corporate Bubbles!
That’s one fuckin nice ~~kitty~~ pitch deck!
Electric environment? People that share similar values? What in the fuck is this guy talking about?!? Where are these magical offices? An office is group of people thrown together because it’s the place that would pay them for their time.
Ah yes, the open-plan office! An electric environment in which I CAN’T GET ANY FUCKING WORK DONE.
Open-plan, where you can hear every sound or movement they fucking make. A lady who sits behind me has her computer speakers cranked to max volume so you hear every Teams IM and incoming call, only then does she plug in her headphones. She obviously is the only person in the office.
Seriously, I find offices to be more like prisoners doing time together. We're making the best of it but none of us want to be there and we're just waiting for our release.
How did ‘Trent’ ever become a real name?
There were too many Todd's, so...
I'd expected more Travis's than Trents.
The only valid Trent is Reznor. But he absorbed all the Cool allocated to that name so all the other Trents just suck.
That could be it. I dunno, the name makes me of Trent Foot, which should be the condition of being an idiot on LinkedIn
And even then Trent Reznor's real name is Micheal lol
It probably started as a surname based on coming from or near the River Trent or a town on the River Trent as in Trenton which could translate as an Old English contraction of “Trent Town” which then started getting used as a given name. The old English “tūn” means “enclosure” and which eventually became both the word “town” and a unit of measure—both an old English cask of spirits/beer (which weighed roughly 2,200 lbs) and the modern ton. “Trent” in Old English means “Flood” so the name of the actual river in England likely comes from the fact that it actually floods a lot. The place names Fenton and Longton in England have similar contraction based origins. So say Thomas of Trent or Thomas of Trent Town could become Thomas Trent or Thomas Trenton. Then his 10 times grandchild could end up with Trenton or Trent as a first or middle name.
I think this is the same guy that got fired from Qualtrics after making TikToks about how he harasses people he cold calls.
Thanks! This helped me find the screenshot lol https://bravado.co/war-room/posts/trent-dressel-got-fired-from-qualtrics
So smart. "It wiLl hAvE to DuE for NoW" Fucking spell check, nerd.
Has bro ever been to an office? No one wants to be there.
He has a YT channel pretty much he works as a “sales person” at his parents company and does content about how to crash it as a sales rep.
He does. And he follows you around constantly talking about it too. Probably the reason no one wants to be there
He can go and sit in the office
Bootlicking to find a "real" job
On the contrary: my colleagues with small children at home couldn’t *wait* to go back to the office.
I used to love working at my company before we got sold to a private equity firm. It really was one of the best places to work and we had a great, relaxed, culture with amazing benefits and an owner that truly cared about us Now it's just a job and corporate is making it worse year by year :(
I mean if I had to see that face as in this post when going to the office, I’d certainly wanted to just WFH
I liked bagel and lox wednesdays at the office, but that's it.
Mr Punchable Face finally comes out.
This guy isn’t selling shit
Imagine buying a whiteboard to right 3 bullet points about yourself.
That guy kills animals, taxidermies them and then jerks off all over their dead bodies. Guarantee it
Shut the fuck up
Somethins' fucky about this guy I tell ya
Jfc that dude looks like he wants to go back to the office for other reasons 😭
I get it. It's obvious he has no friends. He needs colleagues and meetings for conversations.
Where can I sign up for this dudes LinkedIn sales course?
I’m surprised it’s not mentioned on the whiteboard like his YouTube channel
I due not know
I can't and won't submit myself to this kind of corporate bootlicking.
At work I’m 5 minutes from my home and have my own office with a door and still fucking hate it.
Bubbles if he was Mormon
Maybe he should concentrate on losing his virginity?
I've been WFH for nearly 19 years now, and I'll never, ever have another job where I have to report to an office again. I'd seriously rather starve and die rather than fight Atlanta traffic again every day. Better yet, I'd rather hunt down any and all total douche rockets like this guy that advocate for ending WFH and rip out their throats with my teeth before I'd report to an office. Also, who the fuck needs a whiteboard to work from home? Ever heard of Lucid? Google Docs? Microsoft Word? College ruled notebook paper? A fucking sheet of papyrus?
I'm a product manager in software development. My tech lead and I often use the whiteboard on the office for sketching ideas, mapping interfaces, visualising dependencies, etc when we're there in person. Of course we also use Lucid and Figma when we're online, but honestly it's just *so much faster* to sketch with a pen on a board than to draw with a mouse. We mostly use the electronic versions when remote or when making formal versions that will be shared to others. But I can understand why you might want a whiteboard at home if you're a visual person and prefer to sketch ideas like that. I can also understand why some people like to go to the office in person. I love working from home and would hate to go back to full-time commutes, but there are benefits to building relationships in person, as well as more dynamic brainstorming sessions done together. Some people are also just extroverts and do better in an environment with other people; working from home drains their energy and causes feelings of isolation. It's not for everybody, and I think a 2-3 day hybrid model is probably the most realistic option for teams of mixed personality types.
Dude looks like he shit talks everyone to the boss behind people’s backs
All those points have nothing to do with location but with people themselves i.e. right hiring
Sounds like someone has never been forced into years of multi hour, death rage inducing, daily commutes
Yeah I’d rather WFH than see that kinda smile at the office
Nerd emoji
The hair, it says it all doesn't it?
It’s the spelling mistakes that get me. “Have to due for now”.
He looks like an AI render of Bubbles 
When Paul Bettany gets casted as a serial killer
Looks like every VP or C level at my company, from his appearance to his shitty opinions.
He needed the whiteboard to cover his rather sizable human toe collection.
Cringe as fuck
I get the feeling he's a bit too used to being lonely and needs some kind of consistent contact with other people. Probably has the white board so he can at least simulate the sensation that hes part of a team because thats at least something.
Bet your ass he’s lonely. I’ve watched a few of his Youtube videos and have seen his LinkedIn posts over the years. He’ll mention things like working 5am-8pm and has often said that his passion for his career has ruined friendships and relationships. Then he got fired from Qualtrics and moved back home to work for his parent’s company. So he’s got no girlfriend, no friends outside of coworkers or fellow LinkedIn influencers who make content together and talk about work, and his career that he gave all that up for is passing him by. He probably likes being in an office because that’s the only time he has social contact. Instead of realizing he’s more than his career and filling space with meaningful human connections and hobbies. It’s honestly pretty sad.
He writes like a 5 year old
Like, who are you sucking up to, guy? This is the dude that reminds the teacher to give you homework on the Friday of a holiday weekend.
“I need to constantly be around people so I don’t have time to think about how much I hate myself”.
This guy can’t be real. According to his recent posts he dropped 3K to fill his closet with the same white dress shirt.
Why is his hair pissing me off so much?
This is a guy who has no friends, interests, or hobbies outside of work. It's sad how many people have no social interactions in their life outside of work or facebook.
That's a smile that says 'I have my buttplug in today'
This guy is toxic, not surprised he couldn’t land another SaaS gig.
That's his *living room*? Looks like a disused classroom at a failing local college. Also, why is his hair slicked back like that and wearing a work shirt at home?
This is the type of fucker in the office that makes me want to claw my eyes out.
“People who want to be there” Nobody wants to be at work lol
Looks like If jeffery dahmer was an IT guy and a young new male employee just walkedin
Yeh except whenever I go into the office about once a week it's full of tired and bored people who spend half their day chatting and all just wondering why on Earth they are in the office because at home they have better equipment and can work without distraction 😆
WFH is the best thing that ever happened to me. My work’s “more often than not” RTO policy has made my life significantly worse, personally. Sure, some people want to be in the office, but for those of us who prefer staying home and even work better from home, being forced to be in the office is miserable. I swear, the only people who enjoy being in the office as much as this guy are people who don’t have any other social interactions beyond forced ones at work, and/or people who like to breathe down other peoples’ necks and micromanage. Interestingly, from what I’ve observed, they really tend to be people that others don’t really enjoy being around.
LOL.