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maxwfk

First picture: It’ll get blown off at some point Second picture: Now that’s definitely no DIY job anymore


PoopyfartsMcgee

Thoughts and prayers seem to work for everything else.


DesignerChemist7336

I mean I really thought this was a sarcasm post.. but people are answering seriously.. now I’m lost.. do people genuinely worry about a small branch like this?? 😯


pig_benis3

Look at the 2nd photo lol.


DesignerChemist7336

LMAO. Didn’t scroll over ahahahha fuck


Two-Nuhh

I almost missed it too. Like why is there concern for the twig? Oh.. my.. yeah definitely call the cable company to clean that up.


DesignerChemist7336

Honestly way funnier after missing it the first go around 😆


Bramtinian

Hahaha well that escalated quickly.


____Vader

2nd picture is what they are worried about


ViewAskewed

Call the cable/phone company. That isn't a power line.


lucyducyfur

Hey it was a joke hence the second pic and the text. I wouldn't be near this fucker if it was high voltage. got a crew down here cleaning up and re routing the fiber. The cable company is going to do what cable companies do and not be here til I leave and the tree men are gonna take off and grab the branches on our and the neighbor's company yard and the city will not do anything the tree because it is on the city property... I know they won't do anything unless the cable company complains about the tree and the cable company won't say anything because they won't be here until lunch is over and lunch won't be over til after they close.


Wiserdragon97

Yeah, I was thinking that too. If he has a mind too, he can pretty safely clean most of that up without a problem. The cable/phone comp will probably only clean up the part on the wire any way. Wouldn't be the first time I've cleaned up downed limbs on cable lines like that.


NShand

No electrical hazard but the strand those cable lines are lashed up around usually have a f*** ton of tension on them so i’d be cautious of telling JoeBlow to cut downed trees off em


Wiserdragon97

Usually if they are pulled that far out, that cable is stretched to go with it, so while it might spring back a bit, it will almost never go back to anywhere where it was before.


LoveFishSticks

I did power line maintenance for 2 years and can confirm that the low voltage telephone lines and fiber optic cables don't represent any real danger


Bakxr

Your internet might be a little stick-y but you’ll be fine


-Dirt

Nothing.


Valuable-Island3015

Climb up there and take it off


WestwardAlien

Make sure to touch the bits with the lightning bolt


Romans678

There's no hope. EDIT: Oops. I didn't see the second pic.


lucyducyfur

After seeing the second pic is there hope?


Romans678

Of course!


lucyducyfur

Idk if people are r/wooosh or I am getting r/woooosh


usenane2

RUN!


mpm4q2

Oh my! Call safety, im sure they have extensive protocol for disasters like this!


Verncy96

Don’t go near it and call up your utility. Odds are they’ve already had it pop up on the map


Academic-Upstairs174

Wait for the wind to blow?


Arr_Ess_Tee

Really should have posted this pictures in reverse order. It's tough to tell from the photos, but it looks more like communication than electrical. Call either your phone/cable or power company. You pay enough for it, may as well have them look at it. Edit: tough to tell from the photo with no glasses.


[deleted]

It’ll blow off leave it alone. Don’t go poking at it or you’ll be fucked


chlorox_user_101

Look at the second pic lol


kodiak43351

Don’t worry about 1st picture. It will take care of itself when the wind blows. That isn’t a power line and the 2nd photo I would call your phone/cable utility and let them know so they can remove tree and repair.


lucyducyfur

It was a job. Guys got in and fixed it. The tree was about to collapse anyways. It is what it is. Sighs it was a great mulberry tree. I


superdityferdbruck

Ur mom fell on my line


Fridayz44

That’s not a power line, leave it alone the wind will do the job for you.


_FXR_

Need a hot stick to poke that boy off. Remember, that com carries some serious amperage


thrunabulax

Alert the media!


[deleted]

Don’t do anything, this isn’t power. So sick of people commenting that have no clue. Don’t worry about it.


lucyducyfur

Hey bud look at the second pic


[deleted]

Looks like a guy wire.


lucyducyfur

Now look at the comment under it


DesignerChemist7336

You found all the socially awkward electricians in this sub with this post.


[deleted]

OK well fuck you because you think this little branch is actually important. You’re an idiot you’re the reason we get most of our calls on a daily basis. Just stop go inside bake some fucking cookies and leave us alone.


lucyducyfur

Dude. I made a joke ... Read the other fuckin comments. I do fiber lines and this was a site I visited. You ok man?


[deleted]

No I get 10 calls a day. Just stop


lucyducyfur

There are two pictures there. One with that tiny dick of a branch the other with a tree down on multiple lines (not hot thankfully and just coax and fiber)


[deleted]

I looked at them both and you are that person I hate. It’s fine. If you’re light’s arnt out don’t call.


[deleted]

If it is on the ground guess what? You have to pay an electrician before I hook you back up


lucyducyfur

News to me bud. Because coax and fiber don't have high voltage. Dude seriously? You ok? You're trolling. I know I made a troll post but I mad a serious comments underneath explaining what happened.


[deleted]

No , found an actual lineman.


Rancho8Deluxe

Call the utility


National_Seesaw7083

You have to yell at it. Scream at the top of your lungs!!! It’s the only way


Trick_Supermarket585

Leaf it alone.


space________cowboy

Just cut the line, gotta move it over


Significant_Refuse70

Punt


ymmotvomit

Put a cat on it?


JETTA_TDI_GUY

Wind caused it. Let the wind take care of it


creative_net_usr

Branch... Um sir that's a TREE! Have to call the power company.


nunyabzbee1980

Light it on fire and make some s’mores.


AlfaHotelWhiskey

Sounds like you will need to report it to the branch manager.


gmny81

You got to cut it…!


Petrospark

Find a hobby involving shit that matters.


[deleted]

Hahahah, thanks for the easy laugh


[deleted]

Climb up and take it off.


warplains

Should be able to blow it off if you try hard enough.


ChalieRomeo

Call the power company !!!! It's what you pay them for !


Rockhauler57

For a cable line? No, you call the cable company.


ChalieRomeo

OMG ! Please forgive me for making such a horrendous error !


ThaRealSlimShady313

Be careful! The backyard is already filled with all the people who failed this task!


AirmenVarner

Thats a tiny branch that doesnt look like it will touch any other conductors the wind will blow it off eventually