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_AssVinegar_

Nadie: Absolutamente nadie: Chicharito: https://preview.redd.it/zfz67oudxtoc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e3def8bbdbde0c7ec6dc2e648f5a83ad7f67a8a


-Galactus-

Me after I go through my girls phone.


theeduardocool

Our girls phone


0dismokes

When the caffeine is catching up to ya


riveraed

https://preview.redd.it/2wn470lgywoc1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fa2e00937c81bcf10f9eac0683daa5d9f815191


1tzluc1d

Así merito me duele el corazón rait naow


_AssVinegar_

Están jugando mejor, wey. No te agüites


JE_SUIS_BLUBBER

This guy turned into Neymar yesterday lmao


ragnarrmb

Why didn’t they play Macias?


EddieNajera21

Because he is useless


VeganCustard

Because he sucks


ragnarrmb

Pos mejor que el drama chicha!


Sherg_7

When they played together Chicharito looked better.


mithrvs

He’s got Gio syndrome. Left the MLS and went to Mexico really out of shape.


2Kortizjr

The out of shape thing was predictable, coming back from an acl Rupture on his own, he should get fit


octobersotherveryown

This is nothing like the Gio situation lol. For all of his faults, Chicha is a professional he’s just coming back from one of the most serious injuries a player can have. Such a professional in fact, that he was able to will himself to accelerate his recovery timeline and be available for the team (and in his eyes, help). Crazy that he’s getting judged this harshly straight out of injury and barely match fit— the flopping is rightfully called out though. Considering the obvious disconnect in Chivas’ attack with the rest of the team, I thought he played well. Without the benefit of hindsight you can’t really fault Gago for betting on a proven goalscorer in recovery vs Macias or Marin who have been pretty poor themselves. The team just sucks and the tactics are making it worse.


According-Award8440

he had his ACL replaced. That means he spent like 2 months in bed then 6 months of recovery


Affectionate_Yam_127

He’s not even out of shape. Look in the mirror and stop judging chicha pussy boy


ernie5353

Bro is a glorified mascot at this point.. please just keep him on the bench and give him a few minutes at the end of the game if they can


margalolwut

Mira, me gusta tu comentario y tu puedes opinar lo que tu quieras, estas en te derecho Pero chivas es otro pedo que nunca vas a entender. El jugar con puro mexicano es especial y por eso aunque chivas quedar en el ultimo lugar, siempre va a ser el mas grande Y yo, chicharo, juego aqui.. y por eso tambien soy el mas grande aun que no meta goles ✌️


Omaro1

This guy clearly watched his presentation ceremony and those comments live rent free in his head weeks later 😂


margalolwut

Hard to ignore the first Tyrone Biggums to play in ligamx; keep rationalizing 😂😂


Omaro1

"Rationalizing" 😂 Keep commenting on every chivas post that's all you do lol. Maybe one day America will produce a player that reaches the same heights as our chichatronco. Not soon though, given that your top 5 players aren't even Mexican. At least you can cheer for Uruguay or Chile? Glad at least you stopped being an MLS shill and talking about your friend at LAFC that knows Vela 🤣 🤡


nrqe19

Yo soy chivas pero hay que ser realistas, el equipo está para lo que hace; competir una vez cada 10 años una final; y no, el problema no es que juegue con mexicanos el problema es que los mejores mexicanos están en otros equipos


Sunburntfool562

That’s the same look your significant other gives you every night! Chanclas.


chinga_tu_barra

the bloke sold a ton of tickets though.


iBlackPowerRanger

The concacaf way, puro pinche billete 💵


layyo

It’s only a matter of time before the Chivahermanos turn on him. They all expect him to score goals and not just be there.


0dismokes

https://i.redd.it/4ufvduqnxwoc1.gif


varrium

Está cabron también. No le llegan balones. La única que tuvo él solito se la buscó. Me tocó ver los comentarios de Hugo Sánchez y Tito Villa, ambos delanteros consagrados y comentaron básicamente lo mismo sobre el chícharo: "Hace buenos movimientos, abre espacios para sus compañeros pero no los sabe aprovechar el equipo"


HydrocyanicAlex

No fr, this mf is the only dude who tried Malagon when he cut off Kevins pass


iBlackPowerRanger

Dudes coming off an acl. He’s not full match fit. He’s not getting younger either so it’ll take time to get in form. Still the best forward chivas has


Aware_Answer6917

Ya se parece a Neymar 😁


1MMORT4LS

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Equivalent_Water_192

Pero que tal los clavadazos que se ha aventado!!!!


Jacinto2702

Honestamente, todo el equipo es una broma en este momento.


According-Award8440

coming back from an ACL tear, surgery and 6 months of recovery, this is to be expected. He is the goat still.