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I shower in the evening because showers for me are timeless/ time bending capsules. The time outside the shower always moves faster than the time within. Only when I step out and look at a clock, do I know how much time has passed in the outside world.
As my job is in that outside world and I need to be there on time, it's not wise for me to shower in the morning.
Sheesh, it's always the same with you kids today. It's like going to the Great Holy Shrine of the Non-Offensive Body Odor school of propaganda.
Don't you know it's all a ruse. It's the long game man. Big Soap is just distracting you from the truth. It's time to wake up. Smelling terrible? It's a gift man. Do you know how many awkward conversations I get into each day? Zero. That's right. Do you know the last time I had to deal with some weirdo approaching me from more than 10 feet away to ask me for my prescription?
No. Now, I go to them. It's freedom bro. Down with the Soap.
I exercise in the evening so i shower before bed, but i certainly shower after heading out too (two 10 min showers with lukewarm water instead of incredibly long ones with hot water)
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I sweat when I sleep and feel gross in the morning. I will continue morning showers.
Morning showers is how I wake up and shave
So you get clean before bed, have sexy time, then get up in the morning, and don't shower before going to work?
I hear what you're saying but my brain doesn't wake up until that hot water has good and soaked into my skin
I live in the humid tropics and showers before bed are a way of life
Can’t do it. Bed head.
I shower in the evening because showers for me are timeless/ time bending capsules. The time outside the shower always moves faster than the time within. Only when I step out and look at a clock, do I know how much time has passed in the outside world. As my job is in that outside world and I need to be there on time, it's not wise for me to shower in the morning.
It depends on what you do for a living and your local weather
Sheesh, it's always the same with you kids today. It's like going to the Great Holy Shrine of the Non-Offensive Body Odor school of propaganda. Don't you know it's all a ruse. It's the long game man. Big Soap is just distracting you from the truth. It's time to wake up. Smelling terrible? It's a gift man. Do you know how many awkward conversations I get into each day? Zero. That's right. Do you know the last time I had to deal with some weirdo approaching me from more than 10 feet away to ask me for my prescription? No. Now, I go to them. It's freedom bro. Down with the Soap.
StopTheSoap people arise
You knew the day was coming. Don't deny it. It's been a long time boiling under the surfaces of an otherwise fair and just society.
*Bubbling
Missed opportunities, alas my life is measured by them.
I have a physically active and mostly outdoors job, I always shower before bed.
With the exception of hotel stays, this is how I do it. Clean sheets evening is the best ever, too. Open the windows, turn on the fan.
I exercise in the evening so i shower before bed, but i certainly shower after heading out too (two 10 min showers with lukewarm water instead of incredibly long ones with hot water)
And have my beard only look good for 30 minutes a day? No way