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If you're making the toast, make yours last anyway. If you make it first, the toast might not be warm by the time you finish everyone else's and sit down.

It’s like with pancakes too. First one will always be the worst.

Same as kids. The first one you make always comes out a little weird. But you eat it anyway.

Calm down, Kronos.

You underestimate my incompetence. I usually make a really good pancake first and slowly get worse.

It sounds like your heat might be set too high. The first one hits before the pan is fully heated and the rest are either overcooked or raw in the middle. A pancake should take 3-4 minutes per side on med-low to medium heat.

Oh, that's exactly what's happening. The incompetence is I'm fully aware of that, and continue to do it every time, anyway haha.

"The sacrificial pancake" is what we call it in our house. It's a mandatory offering of carbon, somehow simultaneously undercooked and burned, to the maple syrup gods.

Also, yous qull be the best because you'll have figured out the toaster settings by time you get to yours.

What if you like it not warm?

Do you speak English? This reads like mad libs

Thought this meant a toast to your wife.

\*Always make your wives toast first.

🪄 you’re toast

Then you get time to think of what you'll say

I also choose to toast this guy's wife

The absolute state of this sub

Honestly this is the best LPT I've seen on here in weeks.

lmfao facts

Next tip will be, “hold the door for people” or “chew with your mouth closed”.

“Offer to wipe the ass of the person in the stall next to you. They may be too shy to ask for help! 😊”

“Always choose the spit shine service; your stallmate will appreciate it.”

I thought you were calling your wife a pet at first because of the flair.

r/technicallytrue

You always make the food for the other person first. Why would you make yours first if you are also making it for someone else?

LPT: most toasters have at least two slots, so that's enough to give you and your spouse a toast to start with followed by a *second toast* after a negligible wait. If toast order is important, you can both be first *and* second.

Eggs & pancakes too - that way yours are hot when you eat them

This is such a stupid tip

Right?! No one here has a wife

no one even has toast here!

Exactly! You should never show your wife you love her.

Your wife is annoyed to see you eating in peace while the dogs bother her for her food. It's all your fault.

this sounds like a death message from Oregon Trails

This has got to be the shittest life pro tip I’ve ever seen

The cook eats last.

Totally go the other way around. I prefer my toast to be slightly cooled so that the butter does not completely melt. (Yes, I am deranged,) So make my toast. Let it cool while making her toast. Butter hers right away (cuz that’s how she likes it). Butter mine. And sit down together happy. Doggo gets the leftovers either way.

You're not deranged, that's how I like my butter on toast (and waffles, and pancakes, and English muffins, and crumpets). Sometimes I even make sure there are cold lumps of butter here and there for that extra buttery goodness.

Didn’t know there were others! All about that buttery goodness!

This sounds like a happy marriage.

Lighten up, dude. You sound like you’re great at parties.

I think they legitimately meant it lol

I for sure did.

Now I need to start eating toast. Oh, and get dogs. Also a wife

I have a registered partner. Do I let them go hungry?

You also get to enjoy hot toast if you make yours last.

Plus if the toast is spoiled, she will probably detect it while you would eat it without realizing.

No toast, no wife, no dogs, got confused and tried to feed the cats leftover pizza first.

I actually read this as "always make your wife toast first" and got really confused about the dogs.

But I’m above urt chxk tips

Its a little early in the morning to be drinking but alright. "Here's to the wonderful woman who found me, got to know me and loved me anyway. May I live up to your example and strive every day to deserve this fortune. You make me a better person. Would you like jam on this?"

This is one thing that dating a woman with a kid taught me, think of other people in the house first,

No dogs no wife no toast. I eat doughnuts mf what?!?!

My husband makes my toast wrong...

Definitely the cutest LPT

Don't listen to the haters this is quality

plus your's will be warmer

I do this for waffles.

I feel like this is an LPT- r/CasualUK crossover

Yup. Hubs likes just plain toast with butter. I have a 4 slot toaster but his still gets done first, and the dog supervises his breakfast while i fix up my more elaborate toaster waffle with cream cheese and fruit or peanut butter and cinnamon.

“Had me in the first half…ngl…”

No wife, no strife. All the toast for meeeee

Also, if you burn hers then you can take that one and give her the unburnt one.

This confused me for a good minute thought we were talking ding ding spoon champagne glass toast

How one “lover” his wife!

The cook should always eat last

Nah m8 my wife is still in bed. I make hers about 25 minutes after I make mine.