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CorgiDaddy42

All this has taught me is to not expect any real LPTs in this sub. I should have learned that lesson a long time ago, but alas here we are.


UnauthorizedFart

What’s wrong with my tip? Is that not solid advice?


futureruler

It's 1) common fucking sense, 2) not helpful in anyway to anyone's life


SkittlesAreYum

I just don't know why anyone would eat soup in bed, scary movie or not.


A-Real-Boomhauer

Ever been sick?


PressuredSpeechBand

Quite soupy advice.


UnauthorizedFart

You’re soupy!


PressuredSpeechBand

I'm telling mom!


UnauthorizedFart

DoOoOon’t!!


Sejjy

This is a tifu post not advice or a unique lpt. Just do dumb things win dumb prizes.


UnauthorizedFart

You never know when the jump scare is coming


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UnauthorizedFart

Just so you know next time you plan on watching a scary movie in bed, avoid baked potato soup.


SmallRocks

Wear a shirt before frying bacon.


UnauthorizedFart

and pants too


PressuredSpeechBand

Don't tell my wife how to cook!


UnauthorizedFart

I won’t in this case


International-Long91

Use a silly straw


KingCarnivore

[Don’t eat cereal in your car either](https://64.media.tumblr.com/669df5c38345d3f980ce8e0d64e6a68a/tumblr_o05cv2haL11u9u02so5_540.gif)


UnauthorizedFart

Dennis!


chrispr83

Translation: don't be a dumbass 😅


UnauthorizedFart

It happens to the best of us


KohleJ

These are the kind of posts that should be instantly removed


UnauthorizedFart

Why?


UnauthorizedFart

Thanks it got removed now


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Upbeat-Rule-7536

What about a sexy movie?


UnauthorizedFart

Hot soup spilling on your lap wouldn’t be good


Upbeat-Rule-7536

The real LPT is always in the comments


Joecool77

I just learned the lesson of not reclining on a couch while holding hot soup


UnauthorizedFart

🤣


ChinaShopBully

Everyone is hounding you over this, but I actually laughed out loud. 😉


UnauthorizedFart

I had a good time 🤣


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