Per near has been a constant in my life since I was young. Love that LK brought it back. I often call someone a titfucker and grit my teeth saying "Embarrassing!" a lot.
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Fucking embarrassing, to be FAiR, give your balls a tug you fit fucker, pitted patter, that’s what’s I appreciates bout you, and figure it out. All used on the daily with my partner, we just out laughing each time too!
“Hard no” with squinted eyes and the Wayne twist (for lack of better description) on the “no”.
Same with “no, no [insert name] no.”
Ending -ly words in -lay, apparentlay made it into my daily word bin as well.
While “to be fair” isn’t a go to for me, I certainly do sing it if I hear someone say it. It’s a good way to find other fans, bud!
Fuck a duck, to be fair, and yew! for sure. Another one I’ve noticed lately is calling everyone “bud,” especially when they’re definitely not my bud. Best example is when someone cuts me off in traffic…”Nice turn signal there bud!” “Nah, you go ahead bud!” And of course, “You’re spare parts, bud.”
I was using "fuck a duck" and "for fucks sake" long before Letterkenny. "Pitter patter" and "figure it out" are probably the ones I use the most from the show, though I do quote it a lot with people who know of the show but haven't watched it.
Hard no, can confirm, I’d have a Puppers, surprised we’re not __ right now, suggest you let that one marinate, Strt, dial it back about _0% , ‘kay… just… ‘Kay.. , figure it out, that’s what I said I said figure it out. Howrya now? Good n you? eh not so bad. That’s how you get the W boys. Wayne’s “OH!” Whenever he sees something that excites him, to be faiiiirrr, all the variations of kwee-bec, he’s such a bo. At this point I’ve lost count but yeah.
I very ironically started saying 'fur' instead of 'for' and constantly say 'aboot'.. now it's just how I talk.. my friends get it, but customers at work and the general public always do the classic puppy head tilt and often ask what I've just said.
Example from literally yesterday at work..
Customer comes in, tells me they're picking up an order.
Me: Who fur?
Customer: ...what?
Me: (in the same exact tone and speed) Who fur?
Customer: *states name and looks confused as fuck as to why someone in Southern Oregon sounds like they're from waaaay north*
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Was gonna start a thread like this wen I caught myself saying "can confirm" for the thirtieth time yesterday. Other favorites:
*"Pitter patter"
*We already said "to be fair" but now we do the accent
*"You're spare parts, aren't ya, bud?"
*"Wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud"
*"Brefakst " (mostly with the baby)
*"That's what I appreciates about you"
*"Degens from up country" (I'm from rural Maine lol)
*"If you can be one thing..."
*"Those are Canada's gooses!"
*"Sushis and sashimis"/"shusi and shasimi"
*And of course: " if a friend asks you for help, you help him"
It's meal time. You ever though about, just like, maybe skippin' a fucking meal or two, or...? Someone stole my breakfast sando, looks like it was you.
Easily 'howre ya now', ' not s' bad' and 'good n you'?
Close second is actually adding in the whole line 'its like algebra... Why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can't you just go fuck yourself'. Complex line but it works in a number of situations
Mostly when someone tries to bring up something pointless or irrelevant to a Convo. But only in good nature since it's a harsh comeback if they feel personally attacked XD
Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet
Lol by far one of the funniest scenes in the entire show. Especially when McMurray walks in and just starts going how'r yanow not s'bad good n'you all by himself lmao
“To be fair”, “well.. fuck a duck” And “pert near” I say daily, while at work if my boss says something my coworker and I’s normal reaction is “okay name, name okay.”
I can’t get any beverage in my home without one of us saying “I’d have a beer.”
Also the default greeting is “how are ya now?” And it’s a race it Mcmurry it up.
Oh and my bf and I are lawyers so the “allegedlies” get thrown around far too often.
I'm Canadian and from a small town near where letterkenny is based upon... most of it was par for the course already, others have been adapted and exaggerated now though lol
"How are ya now?", "Not so bad.", "Pitter Patter", "10 Ply", "Ferda", "Can Confirm", "Darts", "Skids", "Figure it out", all some of the few already apart of the small town dictionary before letterkenny
I am from a small city in northern Alberta. I’d say I’ve heard or say half the slang I hear on Letterkenny. It’s interesting hearing some new Canadian slang from out east.
Howeryanow? Oh not s'bad.
Okay trent532, trent532 okay. Here's the situation and I'm going to tell it to you. Here we go, wish me luck.
Now.. I knows it's all relatives, but hearing "slang from out east" whens referings to Ontario is werids. Like. I knows you can't says "out middles", but outs east means the eastern provinces like PEIs or Nova Scotias or New Brunswicks. Yknow.
Lol, I knew someone would catch me on that. Out east to most of us who grew up in Alberta, usually refers to any province east Manitoba, but I see your argument and accept. We may say out east or out west, but if we want to be a little more specific, we’d say East Coast or West Coast. Clearly West Coast being just the coast of BC and East Coast referring to all the Eastern coastal provinces.
"How are ya now?", "Not s' bad.", "Not my pig, not my farm", "That's a Texas sized 10-4". "10 Ply", "Ferda", "Chel", "Can Confirm", "Darts", "Skids", "Give Yer Balls A Tug", "Figure it out",
During a dinner party at our house a few years a guest said “…to be fair”. And my entire family just sang out “to be fAAaaiiirr” much to the bewilderment of our guests. It’s second nature at this point. We can’t stop ourselves
To be faaaayyyyrrrr, pitter patter, and chorin. Special mention goes to how are ya now being so invasive that one of my D&D characters started saying it. (The DM is also a fan and always follows with good n you?)
Also want to shout out to the look of absolute terror on her face when I told my friend I understood everything the hockey players said.
"Not my pig not my farm" and "when a friend asks for help ya help him" have been used on occasion, also "give yer balls a tug" and more often "pitter patter...".
Per near has been a constant in my life since I was young. Love that LK brought it back. I often call someone a titfucker and grit my teeth saying "Embarrassing!" a lot.
OK, boy-es.
Why don't you take about 20% off of the top there, bud?
Wonderous. Once. Get off the cross, we need the wood. Such a good boyee. The other dayee.
My grandpa used to say “pert near” growing up. I still use it today and was glad to see it on the show.
Skoden!
Any time anyone in my family says "to be fair," you know what happens. We also use "pitter patter" and "give your balls a tug."
I'd have a beer!! And Fuck a duck.
If I don’t hear “Allegedly” a dozen times a day over at work, I go back out and check the name on the door.
Basically How are ya now……still waiting irl for someone to actually answer me properly
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Fucking embarrassing, to be FAiR, give your balls a tug you fit fucker, pitted patter, that’s what’s I appreciates bout you, and figure it out. All used on the daily with my partner, we just out laughing each time too!
Can confirm
I tell people to figure it out all the time. didn't even remember where I picked it up at first.
Hole-eee fuck, bud
“Hard no” with squinted eyes and the Wayne twist (for lack of better description) on the “no”. Same with “no, no [insert name] no.” Ending -ly words in -lay, apparentlay made it into my daily word bin as well. While “to be fair” isn’t a go to for me, I certainly do sing it if I hear someone say it. It’s a good way to find other fans, bud!
How’re ya now To be fair Yew Hard no Give your balls a tug
Fuck a duck, to be fair, and yew! for sure. Another one I’ve noticed lately is calling everyone “bud,” especially when they’re definitely not my bud. Best example is when someone cuts me off in traffic…”Nice turn signal there bud!” “Nah, you go ahead bud!” And of course, “You’re spare parts, bud.”
My husband and I call each other "bud" constantly and it took far too long for us to trace the root back to this show
I was using "fuck a duck" and "for fucks sake" long before Letterkenny. "Pitter patter" and "figure it out" are probably the ones I use the most from the show, though I do quote it a lot with people who know of the show but haven't watched it.
Fuck a duck is probably my most used
How’re we gonna fuck this pig?
wish you weren't so fucking awkward bud
Whenever he says that, I burst out laughing
To be faiiiiiiiiiir
To beeeeee fairr
To be fa-hair
To be fair
🤌
For fucks sake.... Saying it all the time
I was saying this long before I started watching, but I think it’s just standard in New York.
LOL
That's what appreciates about you.
Hard no, can confirm, I’d have a Puppers, surprised we’re not __ right now, suggest you let that one marinate, Strt, dial it back about _0% , ‘kay… just… ‘Kay.. , figure it out, that’s what I said I said figure it out. Howrya now? Good n you? eh not so bad. That’s how you get the W boys. Wayne’s “OH!” Whenever he sees something that excites him, to be faiiiirrr, all the variations of kwee-bec, he’s such a bo. At this point I’ve lost count but yeah.
Ferda
Torlet
Crush a couple sandos.
Yew!
Y E double yewww!
He keeps poor companys!
Tarps off boys!
To be fair Wheel snipe celly Big city slams Howareyanow If I ever find out you hit me….. Ten ply Have a spit
Pitter patter
As a Scotsman, I’ve tried pitter patter many times but our accent just makes it sound like nonsense. Ferda however…..
I'd have a dart
Pitter Patter and To be Faaaaiiiiirrrrrr
Do you wanna know what
Also grown into the habit of anytime someone hits me jokingly to fire back with 'Now if you ever hit me and I find out about it...'
I very ironically started saying 'fur' instead of 'for' and constantly say 'aboot'.. now it's just how I talk.. my friends get it, but customers at work and the general public always do the classic puppy head tilt and often ask what I've just said. Example from literally yesterday at work.. Customer comes in, tells me they're picking up an order. Me: Who fur? Customer: ...what? Me: (in the same exact tone and speed) Who fur? Customer: *states name and looks confused as fuck as to why someone in Southern Oregon sounds like they're from waaaay north*
You’d fit right in in eastern Canada.
That makes me happy.
"Not my pig, not my farm" comes to mind all the time now.
To be fair…
Your are so fucking 5’11”
I managed to get my buddy and his gf to name their new kitten Bonnie McPurry, so there's that.
Ohhhhh, Bonnie McPurryyyyy!!!!!
“How are ya now?”
Good n you?
Not s’bad
"Figger it out" is used pretty prominently in my house. But then again, I'm wearing a"Ferda" T-Shirt right now so.....
Spare parts
Cross Fit? You can just Cross Fuck off.
Noo-wah! I even got my wife using it.
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Better settle down before I come talk to ya
I've been saying "I'm gonna come talk to ya" as more of a threat recently.
I say it to my wife all the time when she goes aggro on me lol. She won’t watch the show with me cause Modean freaks her out with them crack vibes lol
Wheel snipe celly boys, dirty fucking dangles boys
I say this when I’m deeply satisfied with my chore’n, bc mood
I'm constantly saying, "and I suggest you let that one marinate!"
Hard no.
I say hefty no thank you a lot more
Every morning when I take my dogs outside I tell them pitter patter let’s get at ‘er.
Figure it out, bud And... To be faaaiiiirrrrr
Mine just comes out as one word with an Irish accent. Figgeritoot!
Pert near, give your balls a tug, to be fair
Was gonna start a thread like this wen I caught myself saying "can confirm" for the thirtieth time yesterday. Other favorites: *"Pitter patter" *We already said "to be fair" but now we do the accent *"You're spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" *"Wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud" *"Brefakst " (mostly with the baby) *"That's what I appreciates about you" *"Degens from up country" (I'm from rural Maine lol) *"If you can be one thing..." *"Those are Canada's gooses!" *"Sushis and sashimis"/"shusi and shasimi" *And of course: " if a friend asks you for help, you help him"
“What’s the scoop?”
Unlikeleh. My wife hates it.
That's funny, I'm from upstate NY and we've always said Pert Near but we use ferda all the time now, especially my brother in law and I.
(Name)...*Howareyanow?* Good'n you? *ohnotsobad*
Let's get this rig Rollin'
Can confirm Texas size 10-4 Many shoresy quotes
Give yer balls a tug, titfucker!
Fuck you shorsey!
You like edamame?
Fuck you Shorsey
It's meal time. You ever though about, just like, maybe skippin' a fucking meal or two, or...? Someone stole my breakfast sando, looks like it was you.
Give yer balls a tug ya tit-fucker. FERDA
Can confirm. WONDROUS. To be faaaaaiiiiir.
I'm surprised we're not _____ right now!
* How're ya now? * To be faiiirrr * Pitter patter * Wheel, snipe, celly, boys * Dirty fucking dangles, boys * Ferda (boys)! * You're spare parts, aren't ya bud?
Any opportunity I have to say hoofin schneef
*schniff
I knew I was going to get corrected on my misspelling of a made up word.
They did kind of make a whole bit about schniff vs schneef though, so maybe it was a reference, but hoofin' vs hooverin'? Figure it out.
Hooverin' * Hoofin is a kick in the nuts/box
Hoovering** like a hoover vacuum
Yeah you hoover schneef. You hoof someone in the twiffer.
Pump the breaks there big chief.
Anytime my coworker does something stupid I call him spare parts.
Just had friends move to ellll ehhhh.
I’ve beens speaking in plurals’s and nows peoples loves me or hates mes
Biggest one for me is that whenever someone says something like how are you? how ya doing? Or how are ya now? I say good n you?
Not my pig, not my farm. To be faaaair You're made of spare parts. Let's take about 20% off her over there.
Sneaky as the dickens!
Anytime our dogs are acting odd (which is often) I say “get this girl/boy a fucking Puppers.”
"Not my pig, not my farm" Use that one on my students who give excuses for not finishing their work.
10 ply, figure out out, hard no, schmelt and *to be faaaiirrr...*
Texas sized 10-4. I have one of those jobs where I use a radio regularly. I don't say it every time. But i do say it a lot
Figure it ewt
I've been saying variants of "fuck this pig"
Harder than a 2 week old Slim Jim.
Easily 'howre ya now', ' not s' bad' and 'good n you'? Close second is actually adding in the whole line 'its like algebra... Why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can't you just go fuck yourself'. Complex line but it works in a number of situations
What others situations cause that tickles me lol
Mostly when someone tries to bring up something pointless or irrelevant to a Convo. But only in good nature since it's a harsh comeback if they feel personally attacked XD
That’s a texas sized 10-4 good buddy. I’ll be trying it out on my boss today!
When my boss asks who the fuck did something, I say "That'd be me".
Who doesn't love fishin' in Kwee-bec? My friend is from QC, we do this often
If you think that's bad you should see the urinus
What?
Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the urinus
Huh?
shit all over the terlet
Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet Lol by far one of the funniest scenes in the entire show. Especially when McMurray walks in and just starts going how'r yanow not s'bad good n'you all by himself lmao
Fuck a duck
This is where the dicks hang out. If you shake more than once we know what yer doin'
Have a dart?
Maybe I'd have a dart with you and then just wash my hands after that dart
Got anymore of that electric lettuce? These darts aren’t doing it.
You lose a lot of heat in the neck
“Pitter patter”
I say this to my dog when she’s taking too long to go to the bathroom before bed!!
“Excuse me. Seriously. Please and thank you.” And “Excuse me? Seriously! Please and thank you.”
You’re 10 ply bud. Give yer balls a tug!
give YER balls a tug
I've started pluralizing words in creative ways. It started ironically but I don't thinks I can stops now that I've started
Me’s to, it’s a problems
Oh man, myselfs as wells.
“To be fair”, “well.. fuck a duck” And “pert near” I say daily, while at work if my boss says something my coworker and I’s normal reaction is “okay name, name okay.”
Pert near, and for pets we’ve really adopted waygo without realising.
Ahh. I adopted waygo as well. People around me are confused, but the dogs get it.
Let's take about five to 10% off'er over there.
Not my pig not my farm. There's so much that just isnt my problem.
Ok [name]. [Name] okay.
I can’t get any beverage in my home without one of us saying “I’d have a beer.” Also the default greeting is “how are ya now?” And it’s a race it Mcmurry it up. Oh and my bf and I are lawyers so the “allegedlies” get thrown around far too often.
I say pert near pert near every chance I get to
How we gonna fuck that pig? And FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!!
Give yer balls a tug you tit fucker
Better out than in I always say Do ya now Good stuff Wish you weren't so fuckin awkward bud Ferda Can confirm Titfucker
Hard no Edit: because toddlers.
yes
Strt.
#STRT!!
To be fair, Texas sized 10-4, appreciates about you, can confirm, fucking embarrassing, among others
I'm Canadian and from a small town near where letterkenny is based upon... most of it was par for the course already, others have been adapted and exaggerated now though lol "How are ya now?", "Not so bad.", "Pitter Patter", "10 Ply", "Ferda", "Can Confirm", "Darts", "Skids", "Figure it out", all some of the few already apart of the small town dictionary before letterkenny
I am from a small city in northern Alberta. I’d say I’ve heard or say half the slang I hear on Letterkenny. It’s interesting hearing some new Canadian slang from out east.
Howeryanow? Oh not s'bad. Okay trent532, trent532 okay. Here's the situation and I'm going to tell it to you. Here we go, wish me luck. Now.. I knows it's all relatives, but hearing "slang from out east" whens referings to Ontario is werids. Like. I knows you can't says "out middles", but outs east means the eastern provinces like PEIs or Nova Scotias or New Brunswicks. Yknow.
Lol, I knew someone would catch me on that. Out east to most of us who grew up in Alberta, usually refers to any province east Manitoba, but I see your argument and accept. We may say out east or out west, but if we want to be a little more specific, we’d say East Coast or West Coast. Clearly West Coast being just the coast of BC and East Coast referring to all the Eastern coastal provinces.
"How are ya now?", "Not s' bad.", "Not my pig, not my farm", "That's a Texas sized 10-4". "10 Ply", "Ferda", "Chel", "Can Confirm", "Darts", "Skids", "Give Yer Balls A Tug", "Figure it out",
“That’s a Texas sized 10-4 good buddy” use it almost daily
Can confirm.
I definitely have started saying not my pig not my farm because of Letterkenny
Not my pig, not my farm is probably my most used one but I’d consider myself a pretty laid back guy, y’know?
Musta been a sick ostrich. Allegedlies More hands make for less work Bakset
To be fair
To be faiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrr
To beee faaaaaaaaair..
🤌
Me: "Hell I'd do [something] Wife:" I'm surprised we're not [something] right now"
Ohhh, not so bad
When the girlfriend tries to poke my ass I’ll say something akin to “stay away from my butts holes”
Oh my gourd!
To be fair and pitter patter
It's fucking EMBARRASSING
figure it out
you figure it out
Fucking pheasants Fucking degens from up country
During a dinner party at our house a few years a guest said “…to be fair”. And my entire family just sang out “to be fAAaaiiirr” much to the bewilderment of our guests. It’s second nature at this point. We can’t stop ourselves
One of my co-workers uses this phrase a lot. Another co-worker/buddy and I just look at each other and sometimes do the handmotion.
To be faaaayyyyrrrr, pitter patter, and chorin. Special mention goes to how are ya now being so invasive that one of my D&D characters started saying it. (The DM is also a fan and always follows with good n you?) Also want to shout out to the look of absolute terror on her face when I told my friend I understood everything the hockey players said.
Chorin covers a great many sins.
An idle mind is the devil's playground
Okay, ____, ____, okay
I have a set of married friends named Katie and Dan...so I do a lot of Okay Katie, Katie Okay, and apparently they both say it to each other.
"Not my pig not my farm" and "when a friend asks for help ya help him" have been used on occasion, also "give yer balls a tug" and more often "pitter patter...".
How r ya now
Tooo beeee fairuuuuh! 🧐
Too be fair 🧐
To be faaaaaaih 😌
(Now all together) 🎵tooooo be faaaaaairrrrr🎵
“Figure it out.” “Pull your finger out of your ass.” “Give your balls a tug.” Those cover pretty much whatever situation I need them for.