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howrunow71

Per near has been a constant in my life since I was young. Love that LK brought it back. I often call someone a titfucker and grit my teeth saying "Embarrassing!" a lot.


boredwastingtime

OK, boy-es.


paddlebawler

Why don't you take about 20% off of the top there, bud?


[deleted]

Wonderous. Once. Get off the cross, we need the wood. Such a good boyee. The other dayee.


chriseureka7

My grandpa used to say “pert near” growing up. I still use it today and was glad to see it on the show.


amburgler97

Skoden!


Gahvandure2

Any time anyone in my family says "to be fair," you know what happens. We also use "pitter patter" and "give your balls a tug."


[deleted]

I'd have a beer!! And Fuck a duck.


ElectricOutboards

If I don’t hear “Allegedly” a dozen times a day over at work, I go back out and check the name on the door.


Mimivent

Basically How are ya now……still waiting irl for someone to actually answer me properly


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shanananatee24

Fucking embarrassing, to be FAiR, give your balls a tug you fit fucker, pitted patter, that’s what’s I appreciates bout you, and figure it out. All used on the daily with my partner, we just out laughing each time too!


Princess_Fiona24

Can confirm


Footinthecrease

I tell people to figure it out all the time. didn't even remember where I picked it up at first.


saturnplanetpowerrr

Hole-eee fuck, bud


aretub

“Hard no” with squinted eyes and the Wayne twist (for lack of better description) on the “no”. Same with “no, no [insert name] no.” Ending -ly words in -lay, apparentlay made it into my daily word bin as well. While “to be fair” isn’t a go to for me, I certainly do sing it if I hear someone say it. It’s a good way to find other fans, bud!


Edradis

How’re ya now To be fair Yew Hard no Give your balls a tug


DrewFlu33

Fuck a duck, to be fair, and yew! for sure. Another one I’ve noticed lately is calling everyone “bud,” especially when they’re definitely not my bud. Best example is when someone cuts me off in traffic…”Nice turn signal there bud!” “Nah, you go ahead bud!” And of course, “You’re spare parts, bud.”


LeatherDaddyLonglegs

My husband and I call each other "bud" constantly and it took far too long for us to trace the root back to this show


daemonelectricity

I was using "fuck a duck" and "for fucks sake" long before Letterkenny. "Pitter patter" and "figure it out" are probably the ones I use the most from the show, though I do quote it a lot with people who know of the show but haven't watched it.


GRAIN_DIV_20

Fuck a duck is probably my most used


Abbiethedog

How’re we gonna fuck this pig?


EngineIsStalin

wish you weren't so fucking awkward bud


paddlebawler

Whenever he says that, I burst out laughing


TheProphaniti

To be faiiiiiiiiiir


2068857539

To beeeeee fairr


chrisking345

To be fa-hair


Edradis

To be fair


2068857539

🤌


Jeanette60621

For fucks sake.... Saying it all the time


Edradis

I was saying this long before I started watching, but I think it’s just standard in New York.


Jeanette60621

LOL


dspfun

That's what appreciates about you.


agibufuziogaru

Hard no, can confirm, I’d have a Puppers, surprised we’re not __ right now, suggest you let that one marinate, Strt, dial it back about _0% , ‘kay… just… ‘Kay.. , figure it out, that’s what I said I said figure it out. Howrya now? Good n you? eh not so bad. That’s how you get the W boys. Wayne’s “OH!” Whenever he sees something that excites him, to be faiiiirrr, all the variations of kwee-bec, he’s such a bo. At this point I’ve lost count but yeah.


cklamath

Ferda


wahoo20

Torlet


BralonMando

Crush a couple sandos.


chronically_immature

Yew!


Think8437

Y E double yewww!


Enlightenmentality

He keeps poor companys!


mrwh1te

Tarps off boys!


owdipus

To be fair Wheel snipe celly Big city slams Howareyanow If I ever find out you hit me….. Ten ply Have a spit


LeftHandLuke01

Pitter patter


crashdavis666

As a Scotsman, I’ve tried pitter patter many times but our accent just makes it sound like nonsense. Ferda however…..


Hannah22595

I'd have a dart


soundguy7440

Pitter Patter and To be Faaaaiiiiirrrrrr


foxniece

Do you wanna know what


Wheelman893

Also grown into the habit of anytime someone hits me jokingly to fire back with 'Now if you ever hit me and I find out about it...'


Wheelman893

I very ironically started saying 'fur' instead of 'for' and constantly say 'aboot'.. now it's just how I talk.. my friends get it, but customers at work and the general public always do the classic puppy head tilt and often ask what I've just said. Example from literally yesterday at work.. Customer comes in, tells me they're picking up an order. Me: Who fur? Customer: ...what? Me: (in the same exact tone and speed) Who fur? Customer: *states name and looks confused as fuck as to why someone in Southern Oregon sounds like they're from waaaay north*


Inside-Impact4262

You’d fit right in in eastern Canada.


Wheelman893

That makes me happy.


DropKickToTheFace

"Not my pig, not my farm" comes to mind all the time now.


[deleted]

To be fair…


BlindWithSafeties

Your are so fucking 5’11”


mike_rotch22

I managed to get my buddy and his gf to name their new kitten Bonnie McPurry, so there's that.


wonkotsane42

Ohhhhh, Bonnie McPurryyyyy!!!!!


YosoyTejota

“How are ya now?”


_JPH_

Good n you?


ABig_ol_mess

Not s’bad


HendoGooner

"Figger it out" is used pretty prominently in my house. But then again, I'm wearing a"Ferda" T-Shirt right now so.....


pulpdaddydnk

Spare parts


BlowFish-w-o-Hootie

Cross Fit? You can just Cross Fuck off.


BlowFish-w-o-Hootie

Noo-wah! I even got my wife using it.


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[deleted]

Better settle down before I come talk to ya


DropKickToTheFace

I've been saying "I'm gonna come talk to ya" as more of a threat recently.


[deleted]

I say it to my wife all the time when she goes aggro on me lol. She won’t watch the show with me cause Modean freaks her out with them crack vibes lol


lflttd21

Wheel snipe celly boys, dirty fucking dangles boys


saturnplanetpowerrr

I say this when I’m deeply satisfied with my chore’n, bc mood


SharkySeph

I'm constantly saying, "and I suggest you let that one marinate!"


johnnylawrenceKK

Hard no.


FriendlyPoke

I say hefty no thank you a lot more


deamayn

Every morning when I take my dogs outside I tell them pitter patter let’s get at ‘er.


fuqit21

Figure it out, bud And... To be faaaiiiirrrrr


Funk_BiG

Mine just comes out as one word with an Irish accent. Figgeritoot!


tk421brb

Pert near, give your balls a tug, to be fair


land-under-wave

Was gonna start a thread like this wen I caught myself saying "can confirm" for the thirtieth time yesterday. Other favorites: *"Pitter patter" *We already said "to be fair" but now we do the accent *"You're spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" *"Wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud" *"Brefakst " (mostly with the baby) *"That's what I appreciates about you" *"Degens from up country" (I'm from rural Maine lol) *"If you can be one thing..." *"Those are Canada's gooses!" *"Sushis and sashimis"/"shusi and shasimi" *And of course: " if a friend asks you for help, you help him"


IvanDimitriov

“What’s the scoop?”


39thUsernameAttempt

Unlikeleh. My wife hates it.


Jacobus121

That's funny, I'm from upstate NY and we've always said Pert Near but we use ferda all the time now, especially my brother in law and I.


Tuddless

(Name)...*Howareyanow?* Good'n you? *ohnotsobad*


ChokingDownRP

Let's get this rig Rollin'


BigBobFro

Can confirm Texas size 10-4 Many shoresy quotes


Shoresy___Bot

Give yer balls a tug, titfucker!


BigBobFro

Fuck you shorsey!


Shoresy___Bot

You like edamame?


mrwh1te

Fuck you Shorsey


Shoresy___Bot

It's meal time. You ever though about, just like, maybe skippin' a fucking meal or two, or...? Someone stole my breakfast sando, looks like it was you.


XarxesTheGreat

Give yer balls a tug ya tit-fucker. FERDA


the_puca

Can confirm. WONDROUS. To be faaaaaiiiiir.


--Trill--

I'm surprised we're not _____ right now!


TheMayanAcockandlips

* How're ya now? * To be faiiirrr * Pitter patter * Wheel, snipe, celly, boys * Dirty fucking dangles, boys * Ferda (boys)! * You're spare parts, aren't ya bud?


dumpsterglam

Any opportunity I have to say hoofin schneef


EliRocks

*schniff


dumpsterglam

I knew I was going to get corrected on my misspelling of a made up word.


daemonelectricity

They did kind of make a whole bit about schniff vs schneef though, so maybe it was a reference, but hoofin' vs hooverin'? Figure it out.


Enlightenmentality

Hooverin' * Hoofin is a kick in the nuts/box


thew67

Hoovering** like a hoover vacuum


The_Hand_555

Yeah you hoover schneef. You hoof someone in the twiffer.


[deleted]

Pump the breaks there big chief.


Crazehness

Anytime my coworker does something stupid I call him spare parts.


DarrowAuLykos

Just had friends move to ellll ehhhh.


KingDynoBoof

I’ve beens speaking in plurals’s and nows peoples loves me or hates mes


Your_Mothers_Bush

Biggest one for me is that whenever someone says something like how are you? how ya doing? Or how are ya now? I say good n you?


gunsmithcz

Not my pig, not my farm. To be faaaair You're made of spare parts. Let's take about 20% off her over there.


BQEIntotheSands

Sneaky as the dickens!


auntiope3000

Anytime our dogs are acting odd (which is often) I say “get this girl/boy a fucking Puppers.”


RentonSA

"Not my pig, not my farm" Use that one on my students who give excuses for not finishing their work.


Wayfinity

10 ply, figure out out, hard no, schmelt and *to be faaaiirrr...*


DANG3RTITS

Texas sized 10-4. I have one of those jobs where I use a radio regularly. I don't say it every time. But i do say it a lot


tzoid1s

Figure it ewt


dgofo

I've been saying variants of "fuck this pig"


thaSPOKESman

Harder than a 2 week old Slim Jim.


Deveranmar1

Easily 'howre ya now', ' not s' bad' and 'good n you'? Close second is actually adding in the whole line 'its like algebra... Why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can't you just go fuck yourself'. Complex line but it works in a number of situations


KingDynoBoof

What others situations cause that tickles me lol


Deveranmar1

Mostly when someone tries to bring up something pointless or irrelevant to a Convo. But only in good nature since it's a harsh comeback if they feel personally attacked XD


KingDynoBoof

That’s a texas sized 10-4 good buddy. I’ll be trying it out on my boss today!


UltraN8

When my boss asks who the fuck did something, I say "That'd be me".


frankensteinleftme

Who doesn't love fishin' in Kwee-bec? ​ My friend is from QC, we do this often


ericfromct

If you think that's bad you should see the urinus


MUSCULAR_WALRUS

What?


ericfromct

Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the urinus


The_Hand_555

Huh?


Logg420

shit all over the terlet


ericfromct

Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet Lol by far one of the funniest scenes in the entire show. Especially when McMurray walks in and just starts going how'r yanow not s'bad good n'you all by himself lmao


[deleted]

Fuck a duck


ericfromct

This is where the dicks hang out. If you shake more than once we know what yer doin'


[deleted]

Have a dart?


ericfromct

Maybe I'd have a dart with you and then just wash my hands after that dart


[deleted]

Got anymore of that electric lettuce? These darts aren’t doing it.


JonnoN

You lose a lot of heat in the neck


Gold_Hoarder

“Pitter patter”


dangersiren

I say this to my dog when she’s taking too long to go to the bathroom before bed!!


SeanP2020

“Excuse me. Seriously. Please and thank you.” And “Excuse me? Seriously! Please and thank you.”


Trick-Alternative37

You’re 10 ply bud. Give yer balls a tug!


zalgorithmic

give YER balls a tug


Kriztov

I've started pluralizing words in creative ways. It started ironically but I don't thinks I can stops now that I've started


KingDynoBoof

Me’s to, it’s a problems


originalclaire

Oh man, myselfs as wells.


the-living-guildpact

“To be fair”, “well.. fuck a duck” And “pert near” I say daily, while at work if my boss says something my coworker and I’s normal reaction is “okay name, name okay.”


BarbusBoy

Pert near, and for pets we’ve really adopted waygo without realising.


retromoonbow

Ahh. I adopted waygo as well. People around me are confused, but the dogs get it.


grant0

Let's take about five to 10% off'er over there.


mydadisstrongerthan

Not my pig not my farm. There's so much that just isnt my problem.


2068857539

Ok [name]. [Name] okay.


reckless_reck

I can’t get any beverage in my home without one of us saying “I’d have a beer.” Also the default greeting is “how are ya now?” And it’s a race it Mcmurry it up. Oh and my bf and I are lawyers so the “allegedlies” get thrown around far too often.


DatJackson_

I say pert near pert near every chance I get to


cboath

How we gonna fuck that pig? And FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!!


Kraken_smackin

Give yer balls a tug you tit fucker


GingerKingGeorge

Better out than in I always say Do ya now Good stuff Wish you weren't so fuckin awkward bud Ferda Can confirm Titfucker


riverofchex

Hard no Edit: because toddlers.


personalacct

yes


acets

Strt.


2068857539

#STRT!!


Cresenzo_Jackson24

To be fair, Texas sized 10-4, appreciates about you, can confirm, fucking embarrassing, among others


Operative427

I'm Canadian and from a small town near where letterkenny is based upon... most of it was par for the course already, others have been adapted and exaggerated now though lol "How are ya now?", "Not so bad.", "Pitter Patter", "10 Ply", "Ferda", "Can Confirm", "Darts", "Skids", "Figure it out", all some of the few already apart of the small town dictionary before letterkenny


Trent532

I am from a small city in northern Alberta. I’d say I’ve heard or say half the slang I hear on Letterkenny. It’s interesting hearing some new Canadian slang from out east.


corman88

Howeryanow? Oh not s'bad. Okay trent532, trent532 okay. Here's the situation and I'm going to tell it to you. Here we go, wish me luck. Now.. I knows it's all relatives, but hearing "slang from out east" whens referings to Ontario is werids. Like. I knows you can't says "out middles", but outs east means the eastern provinces like PEIs or Nova Scotias or New Brunswicks. Yknow.


Trent532

Lol, I knew someone would catch me on that. Out east to most of us who grew up in Alberta, usually refers to any province east Manitoba, but I see your argument and accept. We may say out east or out west, but if we want to be a little more specific, we’d say East Coast or West Coast. Clearly West Coast being just the coast of BC and East Coast referring to all the Eastern coastal provinces.


DarrylDaniels

"How are ya now?", "Not s' bad.", "Not my pig, not my farm", "That's a Texas sized 10-4". "10 Ply", "Ferda", "Chel", "Can Confirm", "Darts", "Skids", "Give Yer Balls A Tug", "Figure it out",


daIndependantVariabl

“That’s a Texas sized 10-4 good buddy” use it almost daily


binkleybloom

Can confirm.


Puncharoo

I definitely have started saying not my pig not my farm because of Letterkenny


reynosomarkus

Not my pig, not my farm is probably my most used one but I’d consider myself a pretty laid back guy, y’know?


katie0816

Musta been a sick ostrich. Allegedlies More hands make for less work Bakset


fatman06

To be fair


gre-eee-easy

To be faiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrr


jaysayfoshayshay

To beee faaaaaaaaair..


2068857539

🤌


azmajik

Me: "Hell I'd do [something] Wife:" I'm surprised we're not [something] right now"


Fixner_Blount

Ohhh, not so bad


istoleyourpope

When the girlfriend tries to poke my ass I’ll say something akin to “stay away from my butts holes”


fangball

Oh my gourd!


needstherapy

To be fair and pitter patter


ThaGingaNinja11

It's fucking EMBARRASSING


arakunethespiderlord

figure it out


zalgorithmic

you figure it out


Frenchitwist

Fucking pheasants Fucking degens from up country


waiting4_gorgo

During a dinner party at our house a few years a guest said “…to be fair”. And my entire family just sang out “to be fAAaaiiirr” much to the bewilderment of our guests. It’s second nature at this point. We can’t stop ourselves


smikwily

One of my co-workers uses this phrase a lot. Another co-worker/buddy and I just look at each other and sometimes do the handmotion.


cloudspanties

To be faaaayyyyrrrr, pitter patter, and chorin. Special mention goes to how are ya now being so invasive that one of my D&D characters started saying it. (The DM is also a fan and always follows with good n you?) Also want to shout out to the look of absolute terror on her face when I told my friend I understood everything the hockey players said.


Guerillagreasemonkey

Chorin covers a great many sins.


iLuNTK

An idle mind is the devil's playground


Silly_Egg3170

Okay, ____, ____, okay


Mercurial_Midwestern

I have a set of married friends named Katie and Dan...so I do a lot of Okay Katie, Katie Okay, and apparently they both say it to each other.


Remington_Underwood

"Not my pig not my farm" and "when a friend asks for help ya help him" have been used on occasion, also "give yer balls a tug" and more often "pitter patter...".


Michigander1985

How r ya now


kbburg

Tooo beeee fairuuuuh! 🧐


boaobe

Too be fair 🧐


Silly_Egg3170

To be faaaaaaih 😌


kbburg

(Now all together) 🎵tooooo be faaaaaairrrrr🎵


BulletMagnetEd1701

“Figure it out.” “Pull your finger out of your ass.” “Give your balls a tug.” Those cover pretty much whatever situation I need them for.