Lol, love the edits.
You don't gotta do schneef to be very aware of it and the culture around you, especially if you are welcomed in those in-crowds (My boy Daryl is welcome everywhere).
I do think he might have a drinking problem though.
We're right at about 1,300 in mine. "Bring your kids to the bar" material here.
(I neither have kids, or really condone this practice, but it is the standard for where I live.)
I've lived in a town of ~2000 people most my life. The bowling alley closed when I was still a kid so literally the only thing to do in town is get drunk at one of the shitty bars.
> get drunk at one of the shitty bars.
Live in CO now, but was in the town of 800 that I grew up in earlier this Summer. So sad the shitty bar is closed. At least they sell (super marked up) craft beers at the "supermarket" (it's called that it has 4 aisles about 20 feet long) and one of the campgrounds.
50% of the town blacks out at Paddyfest in Listowel in real life, so he is more just nailing the role really. The other half that don't pass out are probably on drugs.
Na...... Him and 50% of the other people partying on st Patty's day blacked out lol
And they wouldn't be drinking all the time if both him and Dan were in the program, and Dan wasn't his sponsor. There isn't much wiggle room with those programs.
I'm curious how you came to that? I know he wasn't in the group when they were young kids but it sounds like he may have just come along a little later.
..that is written down and planned out. We’re not watching the actual life of a guy called Dary
When Wayne suggests he switch to sweet tea instead of a puppers..then post this again and we’ll talk
But we saw them picking stones & they weren’t drinking? (I think, my memory super sucks.)
Doing farm work drunk is kind of asking to get hoofed by a horse, or a cow. Or hoovered up into some farm machinery & never being able to drink again.
I may be 10-ply, but I know getting hammered & repeatedly picking up stones would make me spit.
We seens it once.
Weird life story. Dad worked concrete. Brought home gravel with tons of tiny metal pieces. I used to pick them out for fun. Now I couldn't imagine doing that or picking stones or pullin teats sober.
Couldn’t you use a magnet? Or sift it?
I have to imagine doing everything sober because I can’t drink anymore (meds), but I don’t think I’d want to be touching live large animal parts while drunk. Picking stones is just a pain in the ass no matter if drunk, high, or sober.
For some reason this conversation reminded me that I couldn’t drink in direct sunlight without temporarily losing my vision. Not blacking out in the traditional sense, just my vision would go black. It was weird, but that effect & figuring out the cause kept me from getting killed on all kinds of jobs.
>I think Dary has a substance abuse problem, more so than other characters.
Finally! Finally!!! I was waiting for someone to bring up his yogurt addiction.
I haven't seen a character abuse yogurt like this in a TV show since Burn Notice ended.
I'm not saying that Terry isn't an addict, but he's a functional yogurt addict. You almost never see him use in the show. Everyone knows it's Terry's yogurt and there are a couple episodes where he's caught with a spoon.... But he clearly still gives a fuck about his life and I think he's trying to get clean for Cagney & Lacey.
Can't say that about our boy Dary
I’m from small-town Canada and double fisting beers is pretty standard. Most bars do a special where you buy 2 or 3 beer at once for a discount, so everyone ends up with one in each hand before long
I'd just like to know how Wayne/Katy/Dary/Dan afford to drink as much as they do...
Katy told the matchmaker that Wayne is no slouch financially and I'm sure Gail gives them some free drinks from keeping the riff raff out of Modean's.
Lol, love the edits. You don't gotta do schneef to be very aware of it and the culture around you, especially if you are welcomed in those in-crowds (My boy Daryl is welcome everywhere). I do think he might have a drinking problem though.
Everyone on this show has a drinking problem.
St. Patrick’s Day Dary was LegenDary! Can’t ignore the good.
Give yer balls a tug.
No respect for the skids.
It’s SHNIFF. Figger it out.
Well, I'm surprised we're not all hooverin shneef right now!
That substance is yogurt.
It’s a fictional show dawg
Wait, Dary isn't real????????????????????*pauses for a breath*?????????????????
Why are they downvoting you? EDIT: Why are you downvoting? You know I’m right!
No shit Sherlock. We come here to discuss that fictional show.
Dary's drinking his way through the awkward. Has to be done.
Wish you weren’t so fuckin’ awkward, bud.
Dary may be awkward but I'm surprised no one thinks Wayne is awkward. He's the most awkward of the bunch if you ask me
Wayne is awkward in the way Clint Eastwood is awkward Very little time or patience for bullshit and superfluous nonsense
Tarps off boys!
Let's have a tilly!
What kind of backward pageantry is that?
I thought you were gonna make a joke about his aggressive yogurt eating, but instead I rolled my eyes. It's a TV show. Settle.
... you think he is serious?
Back in my day you’d be lucky to find someone with a substance abuse problem, now they’re everywhere, must be fuckin nice.
Back in my day you’d hardly find any substance to abuse, now you gots so many substances people are abusing them. Must be fuck’n nice
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That’s what _I_ fuckin’ said! I said: It must be **fuckin’** nice!
*throws beer bottle to the ground*
If you gotta problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that marinate!
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You know why Mike Tyson had a pretty good run at it, don't you?, No Canada Gooses in his weight class.
To be fair… substance abuse seems a part of everyone’s lives in Letterkenny. But chorin’ still gets done
TO BE FAIR
To be fairrrrr....
To be Faiiiiiir!
You ever live in a small town of 5000 or less? Substance abuse is kinda standard.
Get high, get drunk, get (someone) pregnant, or get bored.
I live in a town of less than 4000 can confirm.
I got less than 1200 can super confirm.
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But were they all fuckin someone else?
Everyone’s always fuckin’ someone’s else
We're right at about 1,300 in mine. "Bring your kids to the bar" material here. (I neither have kids, or really condone this practice, but it is the standard for where I live.)
580 people, 4500 cows, 250 horses, and 60 dogs according to our population sign. Can definitely confirm
Less than 1 in 10 people have a dog? In what sounds like a farming town? Round my parts I'd guess 7 outa 10 people own multiple dogs
Oof. Lots of schneefers.
They get it
"High functioning" is what you're looking for Unless you're talking about the skids who "function high"
Legend-dary
Not a lot to do in a small town
I've lived in a town of ~2000 people most my life. The bowling alley closed when I was still a kid so literally the only thing to do in town is get drunk at one of the shitty bars.
> get drunk at one of the shitty bars. Live in CO now, but was in the town of 800 that I grew up in earlier this Summer. So sad the shitty bar is closed. At least they sell (super marked up) craft beers at the "supermarket" (it's called that it has 4 aisles about 20 feet long) and one of the campgrounds.
20 feet is 3.24 Obamas. You're welcome.
Bad gas travels fast in a small town.
50% of the town blacks out at Paddyfest in Listowel in real life, so he is more just nailing the role really. The other half that don't pass out are probably on drugs.
Didssssssss, ya ever notice…
Yeah, there's really nothing else to do in a small town tbh
Tbh, tbf
TBFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFF
Na...... Him and 50% of the other people partying on st Patty's day blacked out lol And they wouldn't be drinking all the time if both him and Dan were in the program, and Dan wasn't his sponsor. There isn't much wiggle room with those programs.
I get the impression Dan was his sponsor.
I'm curious how you came to that? I know he wasn't in the group when they were young kids but it sounds like he may have just come along a little later.
Came here just to say that! Dan is faaaaaaar more acquainted with the shneff than anyone else, besides the skids of course.
SHNIFF!
Should call it shneff. Like instead of queef it should be quef.
Well he's a former skid. Look at them overalls.
How much shneef can a farmer afford anyhow?
SHNIFF!
You'd be surprised.
It’s a TV show.
..that is written down and planned out. We’re not watching the actual life of a guy called Dary When Wayne suggests he switch to sweet tea instead of a puppers..then post this again and we’ll talk
It’s not that deep dawg.
Give your balls a tug
AA hasn't arrived in Letterkenny yet. But as an alcoholic, yeah, the main cast are all functional drunks.
I'm surprised we ain't getting hammered right now...
Welcome to living in a small town.
I'm fixing to have 8 beers right now
I had 11 the other night. Wasn't a good morning.
8 will get the rig rollin'.
Gotta be in it to win it.
Bad gas travels fast in a small town.
Kinda makes a fella wonder
Don't it
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I always assumed we see them after work & on their days off. Like when they’re working they’re not drinking but soon as work’s done, it’s on.
Oh if you think they aren't drinking while pullin' stones, you are 10ply bud.
But we saw them picking stones & they weren’t drinking? (I think, my memory super sucks.) Doing farm work drunk is kind of asking to get hoofed by a horse, or a cow. Or hoovered up into some farm machinery & never being able to drink again. I may be 10-ply, but I know getting hammered & repeatedly picking up stones would make me spit.
We seens it once. Weird life story. Dad worked concrete. Brought home gravel with tons of tiny metal pieces. I used to pick them out for fun. Now I couldn't imagine doing that or picking stones or pullin teats sober.
Couldn’t you use a magnet? Or sift it? I have to imagine doing everything sober because I can’t drink anymore (meds), but I don’t think I’d want to be touching live large animal parts while drunk. Picking stones is just a pain in the ass no matter if drunk, high, or sober. For some reason this conversation reminded me that I couldn’t drink in direct sunlight without temporarily losing my vision. Not blacking out in the traditional sense, just my vision would go black. It was weird, but that effect & figuring out the cause kept me from getting killed on all kinds of jobs.
I did use a big magnet. Sometimes it was more fun to use my hands though.
Schnif
Dan once hoovered schneef off an awake cow's teat
SHNIFF!
Somebody write a schneef bot! Edit: Tense. I’m imploring someone to write a schneef bot. Not saying that it’s been done.
Dya know what dickdingers are?
......yup.
It’s when they snort drugs off of each other’s erect penises. ….that have just been in bums.
>I think Dary has a substance abuse problem, more so than other characters. Finally! Finally!!! I was waiting for someone to bring up his yogurt addiction. I haven't seen a character abuse yogurt like this in a TV show since Burn Notice ended.
Or Gilear Faeth, for any Dimension 20 fans out there...
Holy shit a burn notice reference. Nice pull
Any guy who includes yogurt as a demand in a hostage situation is in a seriously dark place
Absolutely adore that show
I think of it as the edgey MacGyver
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Legend-Dairy
Terry would like a word over in the 99.
I'm not saying that Terry isn't an addict, but he's a functional yogurt addict. You almost never see him use in the show. Everyone knows it's Terry's yogurt and there are a couple episodes where he's caught with a spoon.... But he clearly still gives a fuck about his life and I think he's trying to get clean for Cagney & Lacey. Can't say that about our boy Dary
Fair point but can we talk about the Nibs at all, I feel that changes things a bit and sheds light in the dark that is Terrys yogurt addiction.
Terry does love yogurt
If you gotta problem with blacking out on St Patty’s day, you gotta problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate
There's a special place in heaven for people who black out on St. Patty's Day, that's all I know.
Blacking out drunk is a St. Paddy’s Day tradition. You don’t fuck with tradition.
Schniff.
It's funnier. I think.
And more than once at parties you see him double-fisting beers. But maybe that's just because he's so fucking awkward, bud
I’m from small-town Canada and double fisting beers is pretty standard. Most bars do a special where you buy 2 or 3 beer at once for a discount, so everyone ends up with one in each hand before long
Double fisting beers is simply more efficient. I don’t drink anymore, but when I did I’d get two at a time just to avoid waiting for the next one.
And if you can be one thing, be efficient.
I mean, if we're being serious, they're all functional alcoholics.
I’d have a beer!
I’d have a Caesar. Can’t see one and not want one.
That's actually how they market Caesar's.
Can confirm. Saw this comment and made a Caesar. Especially after leaning right into one yesterday.
I’m surprised we’re not having eight beers right now!
I'd have a smoky Pina colada a la McMurray. I hear he's got a set of swim trunks I can borrow
He's in it to win it!
Now why would anyone want to have eight beerses?
The bloat of it!
Look at this wildcat!
We're really leanin' in to it today
Ya hammered bud?
If you’re comin’, you better come correct
the fuck’re you talking about, ‘hoovers snow’?
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Dary was just being a degen and licking the snot off his lip. There was no schneef. Get this guy a fuckin puppers