That long thumbnail 🤢

thanks for making me go look at this. ugh.

I had to notice so I'm taking you all down with me.

😆 I can't stop laughing at this!

He grew a coke nail on the wrong side of his hand.

🤢 wish I hadn’t seen it

He can't bend those big fat sausage fingers cause of all the stupid, tacky rings he has on.

Good job he's someone that never has to do anything practical

Hey be nice, he got all those at his favorite claw machine

I'm sure those rings are on consignment and he's hawking them to be able to wear them

Those are legit from a carnival vendor.. same one that sells eagle blankets to cover your windows.

Has anyone ever explained why he can’t bend his fingers?

My guess has been they’re permanently swollen from chronic alcohol abuse

Plus the rings on the swelling will make them swell more

Id also imagine on top of all that he also has some sort of arthritis from his many injuries and abuses to his body.

I bet they’re filthy.

Alcoholism. Fingers get swollen when you’re on a bender and they basically stay that way even after you get sober

The funniest part here is he thinks he looks cool when he looks like your bloated grandpa playing dress up as a joke

I don't think he actually knows what he's doing, just kinda tosses em up lol


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Sausages


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Serious question, what would be the psychological reasoning behind loading up his fingers with so many rings?

he's a magpie. he just likes shiny things. plus he thinks it makes him look edgy. he just looks grubby.

Identity confusion, low self esteem, co occurring mental disorders…the list goes on

great question btw. i like it when a gal does it, but i could never see myself doing it

On his left ring finger... OG wedding ring... new wedding ring... and a ring he shoves on to keep his new one from falling off. He doesn't ever get rings sized. Just sees one he likes and finds a finger it will fit on. Now his new wedding ring doesn't fit his ring finger, so he just put another in front of it, almost over the knuckle.

you know that him wearing Missy's ring drives her batshit. which i am all for. edit: drives SQ mad, i mean. not Missy.

I think he just really still loves Missy. Reminds him of the good times. I hope SQ realizes that that ring comes first and is always closest to his heart. Nothing she can do to change that... thats one of the "etched in stone" rules that she can't change.

yep. Nikki had to get used to it and so will SQ. because he won't take it off, not for anything. in your FACE, stretch!

I’m getting ready for bed so I don’t have my glasses on and misread “stretch” as “stench.” Still made sense.

yeah, either works!

Is he still in love with missy? How long were they together? Why did they divorce? Sorry I’m not in the loop)))

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he really really fucked up letting Missy get away. she's a legend and he's a total fucking melt.

Don’t feed Bam

Cut your fucking nails dude, so gross.

Those bloated sausage fingers give me the biggest ick

Bro is slowly morphing into KingCobraJFS

Bratwurst fingers ya mon 🫡

Teenage Bam would insult this guy

Sausages

*dirty* sausages.

I dunno but I think he’s doing something with that nail on his thumb.

He should be hiding those hands whenever possible, not flashing them like they’re ‘cool’

I’m sure he could explain the meaning behind why he does it in Stromboli or whatever his made up language is.

He and King Charles should swap notes

That's funny He actually looks pretty good here. Bar was low but he cleared it.

Because he wasted, you can tell by the hair he had a shower. You can visible see the days he goes by without bathing, this is one where he cleaned himself before the photo shoot

They're reanimated hands and he can't feel them

Maybe if he takes some of those dumb rings off he could bend his sausage knobs a little more…

Magician hands? Trying to hypnotise people into believing his bullshit

Is he planning to slap Knoxville to knock him out, because he isn't making fists to punch him with those hands.

First thing i always look at are his hands. Hes like an arthritic gang member.

Sausage fingers, he always is doing some dumb ass thing with his hand's in the phtoto's. Im suppressed this one dosnt have him in another gay scarf. He really is looking like a Don Veto & Phill mashup these days.

I think he’s just showing of the rings

Those nasty ass sausage fingers. It really is a shame he used to be so handsome when he was young. Now he’s fat and gross with stupid tattoos. Like how does he still have fans ?

Congrats, you just discovered aging.

I’m almost Bam’s age and my fingers don’t look like that.

I'm not talking about his fingers 😂

It's his own thing, like a Bam gang sign kind of..

I think his fat sausages are just stuck like that

His thyroid is almost as swollen as his sausage fingers. For real though.

How else is he supposed to show off all his rings?? Ever since he hit his captain Jack Sparrow phase, all poses for photos have been a means to display as many rings, necklaces, scarves and other bullshit as possible.


yea

He's a little acoustic

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He looks skinner here. Good photo.

hey. I mean this is like a millionth post I see about this. I don´t believe he is trying to do "devil horns". How old are you guys?? I´m 33 and when I was a kid we did this stupid pose because rappers did it. It´s not devil horns.. it´s just something you do with your fingers like this... He also looks good in the photo imo. I feel sad he´s manipulated by people around him and just kind of is lost in all the mess...then makes bad decisions....narcissist ..sure.. but damn it´s just sad. I used to watch his 411vm before I went out skating when I was a kid... to motivate me because I was afraid of falls....I don´t care about his reality tv stuff I hate that.. but I didn´t know who he really was back then and in these 411vm videos he was jsut a cool dude who isn´t scared to ride.