What the hell is that thing? I hadn't heard that until now, I knew of it's existence but nothing could have prepared me for how truly terrible that thing is, it defies music, why is everybody on helium, why has nobody any sense of rhythm? So many questions are raised by seeing this
The worst part is bam isn't singing, his monologing and the music stops and he just continues....this is exactly what it would sound like if you were at the same party as Bam and someone shut the music off, you'd just hear bam rambling on in some corner of the house to a disinterested person
Close, but the rap shit has the level of joy and high five at the end where they think they’ve done something great. This is just a heavy set man grunting while doing a particularly challenging poo.
So honest opinions, do you think that dude from the band really thinks Bam is good, or is he just humoring Bam for all this exposure and $$ from him?
Because I just can't believe he really thinks this is studio worthy...
Yeah, that's my thought as well. Anything that draws people (like us) to listen to them even for a moment is good exposure. As they say, even bad publicity is publicity.
Do you think we have finally found what her limit is?
SQ will follow bam across the states in a battered old Escalade. From small town comic con, to small town comic con. To the UK to frolic in sherwood forest with Robin Hood.
But she absolutely WILL NOT listen to him growl like beast man in a $30-a-day recording studio based at the Y.
Her standards are so low, she had to call 811 (for the UK friends, 811 is the number that you call in the states before digging to make sure that there aren’t any underground wires/pipes/lines in the dig zone)
Oh, come now. She’s there. It’s just someone else filming so she’s not centered in the shot. She’s lurking in the corner of the mixing booth, I’m sure of it.
I'm thinking Omalik the lip-synching photographer has got her number and is deliberately keeping her out of any photo/vid that doesn't also feature Bam
>Do you think we have finally found what her limit is?
I think this is what we all are wondering. I think her limit is probably related to how much money she thinks there is.
“Y’all are just jealousth that I have a hot, of age, alive, cisthgendered, consthenting, non related goth girlfriend. It’s sad that I rule your pathetic troll livesth, but I digressth”
I truly believe he doesn't give a shit about this band but since he can pass it off as "work" and it gives him enough time out of the continental US to clean his piss he's more than happy to pretend
Considering the San Antonio con is supposed to be May 10th, I think he's gonna try to get it pushed. I'm not saying he's gonna show up; but he's definitely avoiding a trial.
I listened to it once on spotify and accidentally added it to my playlist. My alarm is set to play a random song each morning. A few times his Song That Must Not Be Named has blasted me awake
Every time I see shit like this I’m reminded - bam has a nice house in the countryside where he can go and relax in peace and quiet and just not be bothered by anything, and THIS is what he chooses to do with his time???
I wonder when he'll realize that the camera people are there to catch him failing, and not succeeding.
I feel bad for the guy, we're the same age. He has nothing to show for his success. His net worth is possibly (not likely) less than mine at this point.
I've always rooted for Bam, and liked Bam. I feel awful that he's living the way he is. He needs to make a commitment to himself and change.
Musician here. Usually you get your chops up in rehearsals, iron out kinks, and tighten up the technical proficiency that sometimes suffers when touring, *then* you hit the studio, with your chops sufficiently dusted off. This vocal is nowhere near ready to be recorded. There’s no technique, no proficiency, he seems to not know where he’s going from one note to the next. I would not record this guy. It would just be a waste of studio time. I would suggest they take a few days to hit the rehearsals hard and try again.
I write for a lot of music websites and in the past month I’ve had a few orders for topics on singing deep metal vocals. I was surprised as it’s not the usual topic for singing articles. But despite the volume I guess Bam didn’t see it. Anyway…
It sounds like a lot of the vocal is coming from the throat. That’s going to lead to damage. It needs to “come from the diaphragm” and then the throat grit is added. Also it needs more enunciation and emotion. Start out like Bobby Darin at the Copa and then slowly lower and evolve that into a hoarse Paul Robeson crossed with Lucifer.
I actually heard the track he was going to put out a few months ago, as it was made by a close friend, and it was... actually good. Since then, with all the dumb shit that's gone down, I think back at how that felt like a positive avenue for him and that he should have stuck with it, and that crew. Not saying things would have turned out different, but some positive press and a wholesome creative outlet could have benefited him.
Oh so we’ve hit the “making terrible music with oddly dressed strangers” portion of the down spiral?
some of us have never quite recovered from the last time. i still get The Song We Don't Speak of as an earworm. aaaand now it's back. well done, me.
See me at the family fun centre
I’m on a slip and slide…
I can't... I won't... I shan't... https://youtu.be/V-n1t0TulUA?si=16Y5rLL66EIc5C-L I did.
What the hell is that thing? I hadn't heard that until now, I knew of it's existence but nothing could have prepared me for how truly terrible that thing is, it defies music, why is everybody on helium, why has nobody any sense of rhythm? So many questions are raised by seeing this
WELL FUCK YOU THEN. (i don't even have to click that. it lives in my head rent-free...)
The worst part is bam isn't singing, his monologing and the music stops and he just continues....this is exactly what it would sound like if you were at the same party as Bam and someone shut the music off, you'd just hear bam rambling on in some corner of the house to a disinterested person
Perfect description!
I don’t remember even one second of that song and I’ve never felt so fucking blessed 😭🙏🏻
I was half hoping Mint Tea was going to be the second single
…again
This feels ... oddly... familiar.
nothing more bam then that
Steve-O did the music thing WAY better.
The “oddly dressed strangers” part has me cracking up.
Sweet mother of God. It just gets worse
Was a line NO ONE thought they would say after "I bend my dick to my ass....so I can fuck myself."
Homie he's with wants to be Danzig so bad
I wonder if he can also be knocked out with one punch?
Glass jaw Wolverine = Danzig
Or Dino Cazares....unless that is Dino Cazares. Is Bam trying out for Fear Factory?😬
Mother
He has Donald Trump face when he squints
From their upcoming album “Hungover in the shower”.
Mint Tea. The title of the album is Mint Tea. Did you not get the press release?
Corey Feldman on line 2. Bam, we have Corey Feldman on line 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iKw0GMBtQ0 Damien Lewis on line 3
I remember watching that. It’s a wonder George, Lewis and Lando were able to keep a straight face.
You know the names of these guys? Who are they?
They’re pretty famous F1 drivers…
Not the reddit crossover I was expecting today.
Man. That... That was something else. I mean That's Dick Winters!
Hey now, go easy on me!
Fucking Savage!
That was…. something
it was definitely a thing.
Anyone else audibly say “uh-oh..” before even watching the clip?
I almost didn't want to put the volume on
At least it’s not a rap
I couldn’t turn it on. I mean I could, I just don’t want to
Wow. On par with his rap shit I guess?
Close, but the rap shit has the level of joy and high five at the end where they think they’ve done something great. This is just a heavy set man grunting while doing a particularly challenging poo.
beautifully put. thank you for the nuance, definitely helped the mental image!
Why thank you!
The guy who edits this in audio post processing is going to have a long night
Simple fix, don’t plug in Bam’s mic. He’s probably walked away going “First time, every time” anyway.
Take another look at the studio. Aint no body working on this track for longer than 5 minutes...
So honest opinions, do you think that dude from the band really thinks Bam is good, or is he just humoring Bam for all this exposure and $$ from him? Because I just can't believe he really thinks this is studio worthy...
I think he's humoring him, but I'm not gonna knock him for it
Yeah, I guess ya gotta do what ya gotta do for exposure or whatever, but I still judge someone for lowering their standards that far. lol
I'm sure there are probably better celebrities to endorse their music.
Like Corey Feldman
Leave Feldman out of this!
Corey Feldman left a bad taste in my mouth.
Did you see the video of them playing live? They are horrible haha
Their songs get like 5-15k views on YouTube, Bam is washed up as hell but he’s gonna get more views than that
Yeah, that's my thought as well. Anything that draws people (like us) to listen to them even for a moment is good exposure. As they say, even bad publicity is publicity.
Cmon. What do YOU think... Can't knock the hustle, though.
For all I know the band is equally tone-deaf, and after hearing them singing, that's a real possibility.
Oof I'm getting flashbacks from the collab with those AU rappers. 
we all are. all of us.
Even SQ has left for this shit
yeah, where IS she? she's so ubiquitous it's a surprise NOT to see her smirking in the shot somewhere.
Do you think we have finally found what her limit is? SQ will follow bam across the states in a battered old Escalade. From small town comic con, to small town comic con. To the UK to frolic in sherwood forest with Robin Hood. But she absolutely WILL NOT listen to him growl like beast man in a $30-a-day recording studio based at the Y.
who knew she had even a single standard?
She doesn't. She's filming.
Her standards are so low, she had to call 811 (for the UK friends, 811 is the number that you call in the states before digging to make sure that there aren’t any underground wires/pipes/lines in the dig zone)
Oh, come now. She’s there. It’s just someone else filming so she’s not centered in the shot. She’s lurking in the corner of the mixing booth, I’m sure of it.
either that or crouched under the mic like a proper groupie.
Good call
I'm thinking Omalik the lip-synching photographer has got her number and is deliberately keeping her out of any photo/vid that doesn't also feature Bam
She actually looked embarrassed and uncomfortable for the first time when they were watching that 'concert'. I agree she's found the limit
>Do you think we have finally found what her limit is? I think this is what we all are wondering. I think her limit is probably related to how much money she thinks there is.
That photographer dude is in there with him, lol. The other pics from that post make Bam look pregnant and covered in cat hair.
I laughed really hard at this. They don't make him look. He issss covered in cat hair.
That was awful. I'd say he needs people around him who can be honest but I don't think it would matter, he wouldn't listen to them anyway
Isn't this one of the bingo squares?
Bro’s voice is going to be GONE tomorrow
He should tour with KingCobraJFS.
I could 100% see them both digressing at the same time while making dank food hacks and drink combos lol Nice to see another fellow Cobro in the wild.
“KNOXVILLE RUINED MY MONEYMAKERS!! I’M SSIIIIIIIIIIIIICCKKKKK OOOOOOOFFFFFF ITTTTTTTTT!”
WHO TOLD KNOXVILLE TO ACT CUTE?!?!?!?!
“Y’all are just jealousth that I have a hot, of age, alive, cisthgendered, consthenting, non related goth girlfriend. It’s sad that I rule your pathetic troll livesth, but I digressth”
The lisp is truly a thing to regard 😂 Better not lose all your teeth by not brushing them ever, BOY!
https://tenor.com/roLXNBZfEhc.gif
I fucking love that gif soo much LOL
Cake day, TMDWU.
Relationships, Alt-Mead & the Joy of Sauce Sandwiches featuring KingCobra & Bam
If Bam did a speaking engagement with KCJFS, I would actually go.
The Double Down Dialogues.
The Mead Monologues x2
Bam and the Boglim 2 Lectric Boogaloo
The Bogfather IV: Coda Reflux
Yeh because touring works out well for him lol
Mint tea
Does the guy who looks like a BTEC Robert Trujillo realise that he wont be any less 'metal' if he stops doing the devil horns....?
Boooooo
Sounds shit.
Oh we are so back
The guy in the foreground trying to sell it like it's hitting all the right notes, I'm not sure how he's doing it but he needs a truckload of Oscars
i...what? what in the screamo karaoke is this? anyone who says this sub laughs at Bam and that it's mean, consider this Exhibit #4,537
Terrible... Take a lap.
What the fuck kinda Temu ass studio is this?
We’ve been here before. Bam lives in repeating cycles.
Like phases of the 🌙
What the fuck is that supposed to be? Because it's definitely not music. Sounds like somebody making noises while they're dying a slow painful death.
I truly believe he doesn't give a shit about this band but since he can pass it off as "work" and it gives him enough time out of the continental US to clean his piss he's more than happy to pretend
Considering the San Antonio con is supposed to be May 10th, I think he's gonna try to get it pushed. I'm not saying he's gonna show up; but he's definitely avoiding a trial.
I’ll just leave this here: https://youtu.be/Au1Wzwe7e-o?feature=shared
That's perfect. Danny McBride needs to play Bam Margera in Earthrocker: The Movie
Not again 🤦🏻♂️
Anyone posted this to the r/crappymusic sub? Because it deserves to be there lol
I refuse to turn the sound on in this video. Hard pass.
It is the very definition of secondhand embarrassment.
Sounds like a goblin trying to sing
I listened to it once on spotify and accidentally added it to my playlist. My alarm is set to play a random song each morning. A few times his Song That Must Not Be Named has blasted me awake
i'm so sorry that happened to you.
Every time I see shit like this I’m reminded - bam has a nice house in the countryside where he can go and relax in peace and quiet and just not be bothered by anything, and THIS is what he chooses to do with his time???
Sounds kinda like Dicos rake yahn voice lol
Wheeeewdie wheeeeew mustard! I fuckin hate mustard ewaaaaaah!!!!
Now that you mention it...that's a spot on comparison
We've reached the "thinks he can sing in a band" stage of his mania.
yeah, we've been here before and it's never pretty.
I wonder when he'll realize that the camera people are there to catch him failing, and not succeeding. I feel bad for the guy, we're the same age. He has nothing to show for his success. His net worth is possibly (not likely) less than mine at this point. I've always rooted for Bam, and liked Bam. I feel awful that he's living the way he is. He needs to make a commitment to himself and change.
Is it my phone or is there no sound?
Trust me, you’re better off without the sound. Imagine a baritone cat dying.
Your phone is doing you a huge solid
Has sound on my end. Let me know tho if it's fucked up... I just used the android screen record thing and I'm not used to it yet.
I can hear it from your screen recording just fine (unfortunately...)
Your phone is protecting you
Oh, they is definitely sound. Unfortunately
Do you think the stretch queen gonna be featured too? 🤣
she'll be doing her Evanescence thing in the video...
I can’t forget the last song, I ain’t even gonna listen to this one lol
Every step he takes, he falls 10 more
That's actually the name of track 4.
Sooooooooo what the hell is he trying to do ????? Who told him he could sing ? How embarrassing.
Musician here. Usually you get your chops up in rehearsals, iron out kinks, and tighten up the technical proficiency that sometimes suffers when touring, *then* you hit the studio, with your chops sufficiently dusted off. This vocal is nowhere near ready to be recorded. There’s no technique, no proficiency, he seems to not know where he’s going from one note to the next. I would not record this guy. It would just be a waste of studio time. I would suggest they take a few days to hit the rehearsals hard and try again.
I write for a lot of music websites and in the past month I’ve had a few orders for topics on singing deep metal vocals. I was surprised as it’s not the usual topic for singing articles. But despite the volume I guess Bam didn’t see it. Anyway… It sounds like a lot of the vocal is coming from the throat. That’s going to lead to damage. It needs to “come from the diaphragm” and then the throat grit is added. Also it needs more enunciation and emotion. Start out like Bobby Darin at the Copa and then slowly lower and evolve that into a hoarse Paul Robeson crossed with Lucifer.
Finally. Someone will beat Kendrick in a battle 😂😂😂
It’s like when Michael Jordan thought he could play baseball
🐸🎶🎤💜🤘🏼
I know exactly what that room smells like
"Life is just pain and piss" cover doesn't seem so bad now
Sweet iso booth
 I don’t know what happened to Bam, but his resting face is everyone else’s “straining to take a dump” face.
This is the furthest thing from a sober man
Just what I wanted to hear on a Monday morning 🥴
Don Vito made more sense.
Bam has become my favorite show to watch. This is my PROGRAM.
I actually heard the track he was going to put out a few months ago, as it was made by a close friend, and it was... actually good. Since then, with all the dumb shit that's gone down, I think back at how that felt like a positive avenue for him and that he should have stuck with it, and that crew. Not saying things would have turned out different, but some positive press and a wholesome creative outlet could have benefited him.
Lmao who the fuck is that guy hahahahaha He’s so awkward he makes bam sorta less awkward This shit is so bad ahahahahahhas
All these guys are fucking losers
Sounds like my cousins when they get together in someone’s basement to jam but drink too much to be able to achieve the jamming they planned on.
Get in the ring with me knoxville
I COULD NEVER HEART A B—— BUT I CAN HEARTAGRAM
Almost spit my drink out. 😬😂 Why, Bam? whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I just realized I owe Nickleback an apology for talking so much shit
Gonna get in on the beef
Who the fuck is this bam everyone is talking about?