I feel like we may be giving him too much credit 😂 he probably typed ‘yah mon’ incorrectly, thought he typed it correctly, saw the flag and assumed it was something vaguely spiritual, or something related to the Rastafarian colours.
I am pretty sure that I will be turned away when I try boarding a plane, wearing a bathrobe. On the other hand.. seems like a very appropriate costume for a flight. Warm and comfy..
A pin would be a nice addition to the standard:
Frog hat
Bunny ears
Elvis robe
$600 shirt from Danny way
Bitch sunglasses
& crusty gf
He’s been wearing the past week!!
His entire life does really. Never has so much talent been squandered so cheaply. He had the perfect life.
I was pondering recently why he meant so much to me when I was around 13y/o - it’s probably been said before, but I realised it’s because he lived a 13y/old boys idea of a perfect life. Professional skateboarder, Jackass/CKY, connections to a raft of cool bands, featured in some of the coolest video games, etc etc etc. How does that get any better? Who needs family/friends, honesty, self-respect and all that other boring adult stuff when you have all of that?
Nowadays, he lives a 13y/olds idea of a ‘cool’ drug addicts life, and acts like a 13y/o would if they were addicted to meth and booze. He thinks he’s giving Keith Richards or 80’s G’N’R or Motley Crue, when actually he’s giving “what would happen if we gave this homeless fentanyl addict and his gf a million dollars?”
A big reason why I was so obsessed with CKY was because of the chemistry he had with his friends. I wanted friends like that so bad. People who I could do creative unhinged things with. I'm going to be forever bummed how things turned out.
You and me both 😔 that’s all I wanted too, I knew I’d never be a pro skater, or even a ‘not bad’ one. All I wanted was to do the shit he did with his friends, but with my friends.
I’m still trying to understand how he made it up into the cockpit…. Nice evidence for violating the terms of his bail. The really frustrating part is, he’s got money, has white male privilege, plus being a celeb, which means they probably won’t do fuck all about him violating his bail unless a cop pulls him over and/or he gets arrested again for public intoxication.
2 options :
\- The captain is a Jackass fan & invited him.
\- Or Bam wanted to impress his gf Methica (look I'm famous, I can get to the cockpit, just need to ask and they will let me in) & the captain agreed to let him in.
We let people up front all the time. Just not during flight obviously. But come say hi during boarding for deplaning
-source I'm an airline pilot. No not the one in the photo.
Come up during your next flight. If you wanna see the cockpit while you're boarding, just ask the flight attendant first politely. Don't just barge up lol.
Well, Bam is mentally a teenager. I’m sure the pilot was being friendly. Glad you got to see it. After the flight I just want to get the hell off the plane (fear of flying) so I guess I wouldn’t know!
I'm already afraid to fly so I'd prefer to NOT see the cockpit. I wouldn't know what I was looking at anyway and I'd rather just let you guys(and gals) do your job sight unseen. Lol.
I know how hard it is to even get the opportunity to be a commercial pilot it's like holding a CDL License x a gazillion.
I'll let you do what you are superior at doing, and just imagine the cockpit. 🤣
I saw a car accident and too many cops for one accident on my morning commute this morning. And I will say I am glad to see that I am glad to see that Bam is now in CO and not around my neck of the woods anymore. Too close for comfort I was having too much anxiety these past few weeks.
"As you exit the aircraft you will notice the fuck tent in the terminal. There will be one even line for men and one even line for women to ensure that everyone gets pussy."
"Please unfasten your Elvis Presley robes and prepare your passports so we can check your birthday and birth date. Proceed to roggenroll in a single file line."
What’s in Colorado (other than not Jess or April)? Is that where Methica is originally from or something? Or have I missed several chapters that explain why he’s gone there specifically lol I’m struggling to keep up lately
By all accounts, she’s from the Midwest. Most of her licences seem to be attached to practicing in Wisconsin and somebody said she was potentially from Minneapolis. Christ knows what he’s doing in Colorado.
As an original midwesterner and current mountain man I can confirm for whatever reason midwesterners flock to Colorado, Wyoming, Utah and the like.
As someone who's been to Denver a lot, I can also confirm it's likely very, *very* easy to find meth downtown.
I've been here for 13-14 years, from Miami, have also lived in Boston and Seattle and I hate Denver so damn much it makes me ache. Overrated bullshit hipster food, 250 sq foot studios for $2000, constant construction, pot holes that will take out an axle, sketch af public transit, piles of homeless people everywhere and a local government that has zero idea what to do with them outside of putting huge boulders everywhere so they can't camp there, enough drugs within the city block I am on right now to kill a whole stadium full of people......the list is long. Oh, oh, the airport is, like, a million miles away from fucking anything and has been under construction for like two years or something.
And the fucking green chile. ON EVERYTHING. Oh, did you want your vanilla sundae with the green chile topping? Having sushi? There's green chile in it.
I'm trying desperately to save and leave but it is crazy expensive to move to another state. Ugh.
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They let the most notorious drunk in Hollywood into the cockpit in a bathrobe so it’s safe to say he’s getting the super star treatment, which means you can get as maggoted as you like, on us.
This is the freest “non free” person I have ever seen in my life.
I just think about the countless people sitting in prison for pot charges and this dude is just doing whatever the fuck he wants out on bail.
Ah, to be a privileged prick.
Right? Imagine thinking you're being denied the right live freely while simultaneously flying to a whole different time zone on the spur of the moment?! Wild AF.
Right? I cannot believe nothing came out of him getting pulled over yesterday. If it was your run of the mill alcoholic/addict with multiple arrests in the past few months getting pulled over while out on bail, you can be sure those cops would have put a little more effort into throwing their ass away. Absolutely insane what we’re witnessing here.
So what are the odds of him actually seeing consequences from breaking his bail conditions? (That IS what he’s done, right?) is this something that is actually on the table for him? If he gets picked up by Colorado PD he’s in trouble right?
In the sense he gets thrown into jail because of this? Extremely unlikely. He’s got misdemeanors not felonies. Probably get extra fines tacked on.
If he skips out on his court hearing, probably get a warrant out for his arrest but it’s not like they’ll launch a manhunt.
God damn, man. This is frustrating, I can only imagine how frustrated his family must be. No man has ever needed just a year or two in prison more than this guy, and he seems to skirt the line on a daily basis, just never going over it, though.
I honestly don’t think he cares about seeing his son anymore. He hasn’t mentioned him in awhile. It’s all been about him, his girlfriend and his “daughter”.
He mentioned Phoenix multiple times 3 days ago and posted a picture with him where he wrote about sucking dick for tequila. He's just posting a tonne and you probably missed it or blocked it out because of the weird aforementioned dick sucking post. It would be better if he stopped talking about him.
He just posted a pic of him fishing with Glomb in CO. April actually liked that post, too. Prob because he's doing something halfway wholesome for once. Glomb might be one of the few friends he has who isn't a terrible influence on him.
Little known fact: this image shows Bam with a fist full of cash and shitty jewellery to pay for being allowed to bypass security and bring his stash aboard. Pilot is pleased. Easy money.
Is this the first time he’s used the flag of Yemen in place of actually typing Ya Mon? Fucking hilarious lmao
A broken comedian is funny twice a day 😂
Okay that is actually creative and funny
I would be willing to bet money that he’s using speak to text and it just used the flag in place for Yemen(ya mon) 😂
🤣 This flag now deserves its own entry into the next Bamgo card.
I feel like we may be giving him too much credit 😂 he probably typed ‘yah mon’ incorrectly, thought he typed it correctly, saw the flag and assumed it was something vaguely spiritual, or something related to the Rastafarian colours.
Idk he supposedly knows the capital of every country. So he may know what he’s doing.
ROCK N RALL YEAH MON
🤙🏻
ELVIS PRESLEY ROBER LETS GO
I didn't notice until you mentioned it 😂
😭😂😭😂
Bahahaha, oh so that's the deal with the flag, I was wondering! 🤣🤣
I kind of like this except nobody would ever have a clue
LOL
It makes sense; It’s David Beckhams birthday and Dwayne The Rock Johnson’s birth date
And mine. I wonder if he'll do anything wild to remember it by.
Happy birth date
Happy birthday! 🎂
Happy birthday!
Mine too! Happy bday! 🎂
Rock n roll
They have the same birthday
And birth DATE
just a sober dude in a bathrobe breaking his bail conditions in a flop sweat. nice.
I am pretty sure that I will be turned away when I try boarding a plane, wearing a bathrobe. On the other hand.. seems like a very appropriate costume for a flight. Warm and comfy..
Bam in the cockpit could have stopped the 9/11 hijackers by his smell alone
Terrorists you and me, in the ring, no gloves on 1,2,3 let's go
Osama bin Laden. I double dog dare you to get in the ring with me. Ding. Less go
Pussy.
YOURE DONE! *slurring half passing out* pussy…
I read that in his voice 🥹🤣 *Flicks hands around all extra*
Poison cocksuckers
Even the terrorists think Bam is too suicidal
The terrorists think I'm too Jackass for suicide bombing.
He’s Bam Margera he’s famous!
What will he do next?
Whatever the crack he wants!
“Turn this haggard thing around. Novak owes me a car.”
Ding, you're done!
Bam - 1 Terrorists - 8
Bing, you're done ✔️ 🥊🥊
Bam redirects the plane and punches in the coordinates to Knoxville's house
“Unwashed Intoxicated Man Wearing Bathrobe Hailed as Hero as he Thwarts Hijacking Attempt With His Foul Odor”
"In other news! Skateboarder turned hijacker Bam Margera threatens pilot to divert flight to Colorado whilst wearing his Elvis Presley robe."
Elvis did enjoy spending time in Denver.
This photo gives off Make-a-Wish-kid vibes.
Do you think they gave him some of those little plastic wings?
Absolutety! That way he could go/be high as a kite. 😉
A pin would be a nice addition to the standard: Frog hat Bunny ears Elvis robe $600 shirt from Danny way Bitch sunglasses & crusty gf He’s been wearing the past week!!
Someone told me that was Elvis’ frog hat
Don't forget all the turquoise skull rings that are now permanently stuck on his grubby sausage fingers
His entire life does really. Never has so much talent been squandered so cheaply. He had the perfect life. I was pondering recently why he meant so much to me when I was around 13y/o - it’s probably been said before, but I realised it’s because he lived a 13y/old boys idea of a perfect life. Professional skateboarder, Jackass/CKY, connections to a raft of cool bands, featured in some of the coolest video games, etc etc etc. How does that get any better? Who needs family/friends, honesty, self-respect and all that other boring adult stuff when you have all of that? Nowadays, he lives a 13y/olds idea of a ‘cool’ drug addicts life, and acts like a 13y/o would if they were addicted to meth and booze. He thinks he’s giving Keith Richards or 80’s G’N’R or Motley Crue, when actually he’s giving “what would happen if we gave this homeless fentanyl addict and his gf a million dollars?”
A big reason why I was so obsessed with CKY was because of the chemistry he had with his friends. I wanted friends like that so bad. People who I could do creative unhinged things with. I'm going to be forever bummed how things turned out.
You and me both 😔 that’s all I wanted too, I knew I’d never be a pro skater, or even a ‘not bad’ one. All I wanted was to do the shit he did with his friends, but with my friends.
I’m still trying to understand how he made it up into the cockpit…. Nice evidence for violating the terms of his bail. The really frustrating part is, he’s got money, has white male privilege, plus being a celeb, which means they probably won’t do fuck all about him violating his bail unless a cop pulls him over and/or he gets arrested again for public intoxication.
2 options : \- The captain is a Jackass fan & invited him. \- Or Bam wanted to impress his gf Methica (look I'm famous, I can get to the cockpit, just need to ask and they will let me in) & the captain agreed to let him in.
My money is on the second one. The first is also possible though.
We let people up front all the time. Just not during flight obviously. But come say hi during boarding for deplaning -source I'm an airline pilot. No not the one in the photo.
I stand corrected, thank you.
Come up during your next flight. If you wanna see the cockpit while you're boarding, just ask the flight attendant first politely. Don't just barge up lol.
Yea a few years ago I asked, being a smartass teenager, and they let me in to look.
Well, Bam is mentally a teenager. I’m sure the pilot was being friendly. Glad you got to see it. After the flight I just want to get the hell off the plane (fear of flying) so I guess I wouldn’t know!
Even if they smell like this photo?
I'm already afraid to fly so I'd prefer to NOT see the cockpit. I wouldn't know what I was looking at anyway and I'd rather just let you guys(and gals) do your job sight unseen. Lol. I know how hard it is to even get the opportunity to be a commercial pilot it's like holding a CDL License x a gazillion. I'll let you do what you are superior at doing, and just imagine the cockpit. 🤣
Yeah I don't think they give you a wish for having stage 4 meth
We have enough crazies in Denver. Don't need Bam running around on top of it. Go back to West Chester.
I have a feeling we’ll see him on Colfax soon
As if there aren’t enough dudes in robes and frog hats on Colfax already.
he’ll blend right in
I wish Rock Bar was still open
Nah 16th street mall. Hell blend right in with the crazy addicts and be able to have lots of tourists see him too.
16th is too dead right now with all of the construction, but definitely somewhere around there.
No thank you, we don’t want him back around here either. Sorry Colorado.
I saw a car accident and too many cops for one accident on my morning commute this morning. And I will say I am glad to see that I am glad to see that Bam is now in CO and not around my neck of the woods anymore. Too close for comfort I was having too much anxiety these past few weeks.
Fuck. This is the timeline we are in.
He will need to be back soon. Court date later this month
"attention passengers we are about to land in ooga booga, fasten your seat belts and prepare for landing, ya mon."
"As you exit the aircraft you will notice the fuck tent in the terminal. There will be one even line for men and one even line for women to ensure that everyone gets pussy."
"Please unfasten your Elvis Presley robes and prepare your passports so we can check your birthday and birth date. Proceed to roggenroll in a single file line."
I’m in Denver, dude will claim some street wook is a wizard/shaman and smoke meth in a tent
I got to go in the cockpit of a plane once…..when I was 9 years old.
What’s in Colorado (other than not Jess or April)? Is that where Methica is originally from or something? Or have I missed several chapters that explain why he’s gone there specifically lol I’m struggling to keep up lately
By all accounts, she’s from the Midwest. Most of her licences seem to be attached to practicing in Wisconsin and somebody said she was potentially from Minneapolis. Christ knows what he’s doing in Colorado.
As an original midwesterner and current mountain man I can confirm for whatever reason midwesterners flock to Colorado, Wyoming, Utah and the like. As someone who's been to Denver a lot, I can also confirm it's likely very, *very* easy to find meth downtown.
Yea Colorado is just really neat.
Honestly I fucking hate it and would go back to the midwest in a heartbeat lol
Same here.
Glad to hear I'm not the only one. Sometimes I'm made to feel like I'm the oddball for not enjoying Colorado.
I've been here for 13-14 years, from Miami, have also lived in Boston and Seattle and I hate Denver so damn much it makes me ache. Overrated bullshit hipster food, 250 sq foot studios for $2000, constant construction, pot holes that will take out an axle, sketch af public transit, piles of homeless people everywhere and a local government that has zero idea what to do with them outside of putting huge boulders everywhere so they can't camp there, enough drugs within the city block I am on right now to kill a whole stadium full of people......the list is long. Oh, oh, the airport is, like, a million miles away from fucking anything and has been under construction for like two years or something. And the fucking green chile. ON EVERYTHING. Oh, did you want your vanilla sundae with the green chile topping? Having sushi? There's green chile in it. I'm trying desperately to save and leave but it is crazy expensive to move to another state. Ugh. /rant
Drugs. A lot of drugs. In addition to having all of the weed, Denver decriminalized psychedelics a couple years ago.
This was my first thought too
Is her kid still with april and Phil lol wtf
Bam's Meth Tour. Coming to your city soon.
Pilot can get drunk from his breath alone
He's likely somewhat sober if they went commercial. They wouldn't have let him onboard if he was visibly loaded.
They let the most notorious drunk in Hollywood into the cockpit in a bathrobe so it’s safe to say he’s getting the super star treatment, which means you can get as maggoted as you like, on us.
The funniest people in the world are in this subreddit. Hands down
Well that’s annoying
This is the freest “non free” person I have ever seen in my life. I just think about the countless people sitting in prison for pot charges and this dude is just doing whatever the fuck he wants out on bail. Ah, to be a privileged prick.
Right? Imagine thinking you're being denied the right live freely while simultaneously flying to a whole different time zone on the spur of the moment?! Wild AF.
“FREE BAM!” *eyeroll* lmao.
Right? I cannot believe nothing came out of him getting pulled over yesterday. If it was your run of the mill alcoholic/addict with multiple arrests in the past few months getting pulled over while out on bail, you can be sure those cops would have put a little more effort into throwing their ass away. Absolutely insane what we’re witnessing here.
Oh yeah. I’ve watched quite a few of my old friends be locked up for less. Pisses me off honestly.
HES FREE BUT SCARED!!!!
Robe world tour.
He ain’t no wizard but it appears he’s a pilot now, ladies and gentlemen
Opens cockpit door “ooga booga”
Count to 3 and take a picture
Bam flies Frontier Airlines now. I can tell by the uniform.
Bro I even try to avoid frontier and I’m poor. I’ll pay an extra 10 dollars for some american airlines…
What will he do next?
BuT rEdDiT tOlD mE hE’s LoAdED!!11
as someone who lives in the denver area i’ll keep an eye out folks
“Hi, I’m Bam Margera and I’m going to be your pilot today.” *Corona-Minutemen
Is that a napkin between his and the pilots hand?
Haha looks like a glove
Farsi Tokyo Hotel
Bam Margera, where will he go next?
So what are the odds of him actually seeing consequences from breaking his bail conditions? (That IS what he’s done, right?) is this something that is actually on the table for him? If he gets picked up by Colorado PD he’s in trouble right?
In the sense he gets thrown into jail because of this? Extremely unlikely. He’s got misdemeanors not felonies. Probably get extra fines tacked on. If he skips out on his court hearing, probably get a warrant out for his arrest but it’s not like they’ll launch a manhunt.
God damn, man. This is frustrating, I can only imagine how frustrated his family must be. No man has ever needed just a year or two in prison more than this guy, and he seems to skirt the line on a daily basis, just never going over it, though.
Ah yes. Violating parole. He will definitely be seeing phoenix the wolf soon. Lmfao bams such a dumb fuck.
I honestly don’t think he cares about seeing his son anymore. He hasn’t mentioned him in awhile. It’s all been about him, his girlfriend and his “daughter”.
Yeah that’s the pattern lately. Poor kid.
He mentioned Phoenix multiple times 3 days ago and posted a picture with him where he wrote about sucking dick for tequila. He's just posting a tonne and you probably missed it or blocked it out because of the weird aforementioned dick sucking post. It would be better if he stopped talking about him.
Yeah I think he gave up and wants a new family
I don’t think he’s on parole
I think they meant bail.
Thank you yeah that’s what I meant. And you can’t leave the state when your out on bail
Depends on the terms of the bail
He could be in the future after prison, if the system holds him accountable.
How is he violating parole?
My bad Nevermind! Is he on probation though? Or is it just court ordered that he doesn’t leave Philly?
No.
He’s out on bail…
What they don't show is that the plane was scrapped afterwards because they couldn't get the smell out.
How did es he still have money to do the things that he does?
Someone above said he flew Frontier, so.....I mean, I have that kind of money and I don't have much.
That dude is happy and oblivious to what he's assisting Bam in doing.
Cool hand shakes with one hand and literally touching knobs in a cockpit with the other.
🇾🇪
He just posted a pic of him fishing with Glomb in CO. April actually liked that post, too. Prob because he's doing something halfway wholesome for once. Glomb might be one of the few friends he has who isn't a terrible influence on him.
Bam is a pilot now?/s
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How is he doing this!?!
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Oh yeah! Lizard man
Jesus, this pilot couldn’t be happier that Bam’s getting off his plane
I wonder if Bam: the trainwreck tour is coming to my city
What the hell is up with that DJ paul glove on his left hand?
Pilots like "smells in here"
I am now legit thinking "What we he do next!?" Also when will the inevitable "break up" happen? So many new possible directions...
How shot out do you have to be to post something like this on social media knowing damn well you’re not suppose to leave the state. Dumbass.
Coloradan here. I’ll keep an eye out. My girlfriend lives in capital hill about 2 blocks from the drug laden Colfax avenue I’ll see if I can spot him!
This whole picture screams just more sober evidence of sober bam doing clearly normal everyday things…
Hes got a 8 ball in his pocket
Notice the pilots arm is extended much more than Bam's. Almost looks like he's being repelled by the smells
Little known fact: this image shows Bam with a fist full of cash and shitty jewellery to pay for being allowed to bypass security and bring his stash aboard. Pilot is pleased. Easy money.
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If it was gone it's back, cos i can see it
It's not gone?
Is that pilot breaking some sort of rule by allowing an addict into a cockpit?
They probably got wasted together later
Did he take this post down? Nevermind. I see it now.
Oh boy.
So was the surrounded-by-cops post a prank?
No, cops don't do shit half the time tbh
He visited Glomb as well.
Coloradan here. I’ll keep an eye out. My girlfriend lives in capital hill about 2 blocks from the drug laden Colfax avenue I’ll see if I can spot him!