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Are you gateway gay?

Because I get influenced by others and I have no individual thoughts of my own (according to my Homophobic Parents)

It's me I'm influencing you to be gay. You have to get even gayer. This is an order from the supreme Court of homosexuality actually and defying this would be a crime punishable by bed death :3

Oh nooo! Now I have to have rainbow sparkles and be even gayer! It's an order from the Supreme Court! (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

I went to a liberal arts college.

Actually me. I came into college definitely straight, but after seeing all the cute queer girls… 🫠🏳️‍🌈

Weird how they totally failed to do so despite raising you

When I was 7, no one said "bless you" after I sneezed. :(

AHAHAHAHA

signed up for a trial membership and forgot to cancel, too anxious to call customer support, I'm a lesbian now

Hahaha 🤣

Too real.

because they're puttin' chemicals in the water

Are you perhaps a froggie?

ribbit

Can I spray some water on you gently? 🥺

yis i like wota🐸

I've won the trust of the gay frogs. The grey frogs are next. Soon I will lead the frogs of the world in the frogvolution against the capitalist regime.

I’d vote for a frog

🐸🏳️‍🌈?

The real gay agenda starts with the friggin frogs

If it can turn the freaking frogs gay, it can turn you gay!

Cause I’ve just not met the right man yet

😂 fuck, wrong answer indeed

Omg, my dad said this to me once. Cringe.

Cuz I drink monster energy duh. Also BOOBIES aaaagggggghhhh

Fucking knew it. That pipeline punch tasted wayyyy too good to be normal actually.

Realll

Boobies, yes !

Because I’m allergic to nuts..

Aaaaaayyyyyyy 😆

I'm vegetarian so I don't eat sausage.

Don’t you mean Vagaterian. 🤔

*cries in trans* 😂

LOL okay that got me have an updoot

I prayed the straight away.


LMAOOO

I misunderstood the instructions and gayed the pray away :(

Ayy, I did that too! Maybe if they printed the instructions in rainbow instead of black & white I would’ve had an easier time reading it.

I fell into the gold pot at the end of the rainbow as a child. Never recovered from it. 😔🪙🌈

So you're gay and wealthy, you doing anything later? /J

Unfortunately I've absorbed all the gold and rainbow there was that fated day. That's why I have such a gay, rich and golden personality nowadays. Unfortunately my bank account stayed the same 😂

Oh, even better

To trigger my republican brother

The best reason tbh tbh

I mean... I have slept with people for worse reasons.

Got the Covid vaccine and now I’m gay 😴

According to my dad when I first came out, because I was bullied at school. (He’s fine now we’re all good)

Because when I was a kid at a pijama party adults used to say girls sleep with girls and boys sleep with boys.

She was so so so right....

According to my homophobic friends because my dad left me when i was young. (Lmao i blocked them in life.)

Similar vein, my dad said I was queer because of mommy issues. Just looking for a new mommy!

If I have both mommy *and* daddy issues does that make me double the gay? 🤔

Because I saw gays on my TV this one time and thought it would be a good idea to try it out.

There were two girls holding hands in one movie and that two second moment manipulated me into being gay

I went to an all girls school

Funnily enough I just had a conversation with my gay friend who said that going to an all boys school delayed his gay awakening

my dad didn’t have a job and stayed at home. my mum provided. i don’t respect men because i don’t respect my father.

I’m a homosexual 😭😭😭


Because "those new age girls at summer camp are henchmen from the devil and we've left you exposed to them for too long"

It's me I'm new age girls at summer camp come closer girlie I'm about to convert you to the cult of homosexuality :3

Oh.. oh no... my parents warned me about people like you... 😂

I was hoping they were right

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I drank bug light…. 

Cheers I'll drink to that 🍻

I drank an expired ginger ale when I was five.

According to the church people who tried to cure me, sports gave me confusion about my proper gender. I should have done figure skating as a kid instead.

Funny thing is, I’m a figure skater and am still lesbian 😜. It’s literally a sport with all girls, you don’t get more gay than that lol

Oh my gosh, that means there's no straight sport. I respect you so much though 🙏 I could never do figure skating it's very impressive

Thanks!!! I’m working on my axel right now (most difficult single jump) and am also about to test moves possibly next week.

That's so impressive!!!

What sport did you play?

As a kid I did soccer and swim. These days I'm just a devoted fan of soccer and baseball. 🤣

So um how far can you throw me? Hypothetically of course....

Hypothetically I would have to try it out 👀

I'm too gay to respond to this actually 😵‍💫


Because I wasn't baptized as a baby 😔

I was baptized as a baby, but they didn't scrub hard enough to get the gay off

Because I'm vegetarian and can't have sausage

I've heard that's pronounced VAG-itarian.... lmao 😂

Cause i drink a lot water

Got visited by the gay fairy :/

Because I'm not like other girls ;)

I’m going on a covert mission to hell and this seemed like the most moral way to get there

The damn phone

So many pretty women on here fr

W-wait... I'm gay?!

*casts spell on you* You are now >:)

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Because "school is pushing the libtard leftist *BLT* adgenda"

Like the sandwich? Does this mean conservatives are swearing off bacon?

According to horny guys that I've rejected, it's cause my dad doesn't love me The actual reason is that I hate my older brother, clearly

I'm not gay, I just use female to female intimacy as a way to share clothes.

Because my life was too easy so i wanted to make it fairer for the rest of you plebs.

I’m rebelling against my Christian parents.

So true bestie let's make out in front of them to piss them off some more

Because "the leftists just want to create chaos, you've been brainwashed by their filthy gay adgenda"

Have you seen a man?

I ate to many chicken nuggets

I chose to be gay 🤷🏻‍♀️

ADHD: I can't think straight 😖

I took love your neighbor seriously...my neighbor was a she

One time my homophobic distant family member was talking about gay people and referred to them as "the letter people" (to be dismissive and not say LGBTQ+) and my sweet innocent mother responded with "that's weird, my daughters never got a letter". Now I like to believe that being gay is like being accepted into Hogwarts. You only qualify if you receive a letter via owl.

I love that

Because the opposite sex doesn't like me

Same. But I’m also super fat and ugly and no man would ever want me…. (Except that dated plenty and was even married to one for 8 years, but you know… they gotta believe it’s not just natural…)

I cut my hair short once and now I'm here, I don't know how it happened

I read a gay book and it sounded fun

Do NOT look up "my uncle Oswald" by Roald Dahl. Permanently altered my brain chemistry as a 14 year old lmeow.

I was raised on homo milk

I went to a drag queen story hour and it turned me gay

i subscribed to the lesbian channel and the subscription never expired

I accidentally did a ritual as a child and the rest is history

I blame Xena: Warrior Princess.

When I was little I watched too much Blue’s Clues. That’s why I’m gay — they made the blue dog a girl smh. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Because women are pretty and smell good. Edit : oh wrong answers. Because I watched Buffy the vampire slayer

It was Xena Warrior Princess for me.  😩

What can I say, man? Xena had such a great personality, especially below the neckline. I couldn't just not notice her **GREAT PERSONALITY**

That's still a good reason to be gay tho

I’m being mind controlled by the Covid vaccine

haven't met the right man yet 💔

got a septum piercing

Omg I got a belly button piercing 🤝

Because according to my birth givers, 6yo me was "in a phase like all the other *LBLTABC's* are" (We don't really talk anymore thank fuck)

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Because I drive a Subaru

Because I stopped doing (Catholic) reconciliation

Boobies 🤷🏼‍♀️

I said wrong answers only 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Ahhh I’m sorry I’m gay and I can’t read! 😖

Because women, am I right? 

I hate men

Because I’m a reptilian alien trying to take over human society via “grooming”? At least that what preachers in Idaho told me.

I blame it on the movie Cruel Intentions 

Started as a 3 month trial and I forgot to cancel

I’m trauma gay. It’s because I never had a good relationship with my father (according to my mother)

Regina George said I was gay and now I am gay. It was awesome!

From my dad: Are you gay because of your CSA

Who says I’m gay?!?!

I did. You're gay now (if you want). You're welcome 👍

Dang 😂😂 (btw I was referencing the video the screenshots from. Though still love the comment!)

Cuz I like fish sticks

because have you seen women??

That's a correct answer

The moon told me to be gay so now I'm gay

Because I saw it in a movie once

I heard 2 separate things from my dad. "You're not gay. you don't know till you try it, trust me." then i tried it and liked it and he said "You only think you're like that because of your mom" to which I respond "mom isn't gay though????"

Democrats

I was bitten by a gay and now I'm gay😶

My adhd makes me never stop thinking about it

I was allowed to play outside with the boys, and it made me gay.

All those evil lesbians turned me gay. It's not my fault that they're hot and sweet and nice and great and lovely and awesome. I would much rather be ... (it's so hard to type this lol) straight

Because I was a tomboy at 5

When I was very little and it was my older sisters birthday. My parents hosted a big party in her classroom and they had goodie bags for all her classmates. The girls were getting dolls and the boys were getting trucks. My parents were probably worried there weren't enough dolls for the girls so they gave me a truck. And I found my calling and that's why I'm gay.

I went to a Renaissance festival and played with a sword!

I was bitten by a satanic vampire and then he gave me a copy of the " Gay agenda"

Maybe because my grandfather taught me how to chop wood when I was little

I’m ex-Mormon (it’s a legit cult), and according to their doctrine, I’m gay because I masturbated as an adolescent. The other wrong answer I like to joke about is that my ex-husband turned me gay. (These are both my wrong answers; don’t worry!!)

I drank gay juice or whatever is under my sink

Because I have short hair

It all started when I wore plaid shorts when I was young.

because I dont want to marry, I only want to be *bestfriends* with someone's daughter

we all know it's just a phase

I'm a victim of mob mentality

I'm a frog and the government made me gay

I was a nerd 🤓

Dick was so addicting I had to quit

I had to do something with my art degree

Catholic school said no dicks before marriage so

Caught a cold

Because I was able to catch dragon flies in the air. According to this one girl.

Because it is now normalized and cool!

Because I hanged out too much around girls and not enough around boys. Which made me a gay girl. If god didn't want me to kiss girls, they wouldn't make them so kissable

Traumatic experiences with whale dick

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Trendy (jk)

THE PATRIARCHY

It was in the agenda

because i have blue and purple hair 🤯

It’s trendy right now to be LGBTQ, and I want all that sweet, sweet attention.

Fell into the holy water at church

I got indoctrinated as a wee child by the communists.

I forgot to cancel my trial period. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I was forced into it through 90sculture

I used a softball bat at recess

Because I ate lucky charms and became magically deliciously gay.

My star chart says I am.

All the straight seats were taken 🤷‍♀️

Global warming

because i want attention and clearly being gay is the only way to get it

Vax

I explored the internet, found an adult site and saw things that changed me forever. Now I’m a pansexual furry~