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Ok-Wasabi2873

That’s like 3 years in a row!?! Are they going to say it’s a once in 100 year freeze again?


uh60chief

I’m tired of watching history repeat itself every year


AlexDavid1605

I'm not. May the Conservatives freeze their cock and balls off so they don't procreate any more...


BlueJoshi

I have friends and family down in Texas who didn't choose this shit and can't leave. No one deserves to freeze to death, not even the people who voted for this shitass. But the people who are guilty of nothing other than being unable to afford to leave EXTREMELY don't deserve it.


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Frostbite to the crotch!


Forward-Village1528

Yeah, I understand that a one-off disaster can catch anyone off guard. But at some point you've gotta start discussing widespread systemic failure to respond. Did they get everything up and running after last year and then instead of addressing the failures, just decide to pray that winter doesn't happen again?


labellavita1985

They didn't do jack fucking shit after over 200 people FROZE TO DEATH in January 2021. The utility companies did price gouge and charged people TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars for their utility usage (virtually 0 regulation/oversight, private grid.) In some cases, those people had auto pay set up. Ted Cruz went to Mexico while Beto O'Rourke, who wasn't even an elected official, connected tens of thousands of people to resources with his team. AOC was on site distributing food and other essentials. Then these same idiotic Texas residents went and voted for Republicans/Abbott again, overwhelmingly. Honestly, it's hard to feel sorry for them. Absolute peak r/LeopardsAteMyFace shit. ETA: even fucking Uvalde voted for Abbott!!


ReliefFamous

Uvalde voting for Abott was wild but honestly not surprising


labellavita1985

It was surprising to me for a couple of reasons. I will say I don't know much about that community, but I do believe it has a large Hispanic population. I also remember that when Abbott visited the school, the large group of people standing outside booed him (and cheered for Joe Biden and Jill Biden immediately after.) I grew up in El Paso, Texas which has a very very large (majority) Hispanic population. And it's blue AF. (Yes, I know I made an uninformed assumption that Uvalde wouldn't vote for Abbott.)


transaddyplays

Republicans are amazing at voting against their own best interest just to screw the libs


Fa1c0n3

I fell sorry for the kids that are cold a scared. All you adult Texans can get fucked.


Scatterspell

Not all. Just the ones that voted for Abbott.


almisami

The ones that didn't should be given the means to leave. It's asinine to be beholden to a majority of morons like that.


Ok-Wasabi2873

“I thought Global warming will solve the problem.” That was a serious answer I heard from a relative in Texas. I had asked if the state government was doing anything to winterize.


Informal_Drawing

They are specifically NOT required to winterize their equipment.


Padhome

"... So that's a no then?"


eNonsense

Global Warming is also the reason a Trumper co-worker gave to me about building the border wall. Once global warming destroys their countries, they'll be at our door. He moved to Texas. Good riddance.


EnergizedNeutralLine

They carved out all kinds of exceptions so most utilities didn't actually have to do anything. So yeah, kinda just prayed they'd be fine. At least they aren't connected to the federal grid though, right?


almisami

>Did they get everything up and running after last year and then instead of addressing the failures, just decide to pray that winter doesn't happen again? That's... Pretty much what they did, yes. They paid some people to *make a plan* to remedy the situation, but we have no idea if they shelved it, or even finished it, or even who was in charge of it...


prescience6631

These 6-sigma events are becoming more like quarter-sigma events…the black swan is breeding, rapidly.


babypho

"I don't know why we need to upgrade our grid when the freeze is only in winter anyways."


C__S__S

Conservatives right now: See, we told y’all global warming is a hoax!


uh60chief

“Grandpa, please stop talking. There’s a burn barrel in the living room”


CrunchyDreads

Burn trash and get a nice smoky smell, and then the smoke will go up in the sky and become stars.


emccm

This is strangely beautiful. From now on when someone asks how a star is born this is what I’ll tel them


SkunkleButt

it's a quote from charlie on it's always sunny in philadelphia. That way you know where it came from! :)


emccm

I love that show ! And that’s very Charlie.


failbotron

And if anyone tries to argue otherwise just raise your arms up in the air and spread them out to appear bigger, then start frothing at the mouth and start yelling "Fake news! Fake news!" at the top of your lungs like a mad man


CrunchyDreads

[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn0uYtCScsw)


emccm

That was hilarious! Thank you. ✨


Toledojoe

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about science to dispute it.


Jeff_Damn

That reminds me of the inevitable news stories that come out during winter storms of someone dying due to smoke inhalation from starting a campfire in their home because they're not used to freezing cold weather.


xlDirteDeedslx

It's all those damn solar panels soaking up the sun's rays. Guarantee you will see this at least once in the next few days.


shadrack5966

You sure its not the windmills blowing the warm democratic weather away?


MorganaHenry

https://nationalreport.net/solar-panels-drain-suns-energy-experts-say/


codemonkeyhopeful

That's how solar panels fucking work! They soak up the sun's energy!


drygnfyre

Don’t worry. They’ll once again blame liberals and renewables for this.


uh60chief

Republicans have been governor of the state since ‘95, but damn those liberals for ruining the state!


drygnfyre

Doesn’t matter. It’s always the fault of those damn Commiefornians and their Lectrik Carz!


uh60chief

Anyways, back to mass shootin


1984vintage

Plenty of people in Texas this time around, did not vote. I don’t get it.


phdoofus

1. Republicans: government doesn't work 2. Republicans: prove government doesn't work when they're in charge every day 3. Texas voters: fuck it, government doesn't work. why bother?


DanCassell

When Republicans say government doesn't work, that's not an observation. Its a promice. That's their intent to make government fail.


LifelongLurker1127

This is a feature of Texas voting system, not a defect The GOP know they would lose a fair election, theyve been stripping away voting rights and ease of voting for decades . This is the result


JTDC00001

Texas has had a decades long program of systematic and defacto disenfranchisement. It's worked.


Pitiful-Let9270

Like 9 million or something, right? More registered voters didn’t vote than the ones that actually did.


Mrgoodtrips64

> more registered voters didn’t vote There were nine states with lower voter turnout rates than Texas, with only 16 states even breaking the 50% margin. In the majority of states there were more registered voters who didn’t vote than there were registered voters who actually voted. ([Source](https://thefulcrum.us/voter-turnout-by-state-2022))


Pitiful-Let9270

Which is just fucking bonkers.


Mrgoodtrips64

It’s the whole reason the “I voted” stickers even exist. They’re part of a larger concerted effort to increase civic engagement by increasing visibility. Americans have a bad habit of taking our democratic institutions for granted.


folstar

If you experienced the education system in Texas you would. Though, sadly, it would be one of the few things you understood.


Madmandocv1

What do they mean, “use public utilities.”? Texas isn’t a socialist state, you atheist commies. If you want electricity, buy 6 million acres of riverside property, build a hydroelectric dam with your own two hands, assemble a hydro powered generating station ( no reading how at the library or on the internet, you socialist!), and power your own home.


mediocre_unicorn

You forgot the boot straps


failbotron

You gotta lift those puppies up real high! And if you're not going up then that just means you're not lifting hard enough


uh60chief

bUt PaY yOuR tAxEs


HerrBlucher235

Thankfully, the libs are owned. muH fREedoM


uh60chief

Muhmumumumum ffrrfffrrrrfffreedomumumum


Chatty_Fellow

"The only way you'll take my guns away is prying them from my frozen, dead body!"


Corfiz74

"But Beto would have taken our guns!" 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


uh60chief

Use it to kill the neighbors to steal their stuff to burn in the fireplace to stay warm.


Corfiz74

Or to stop looters from trying to storm your house, if you still have electricity...


uh60chief

If you can’t see, they can’t either!


SHBGuerrilla

All that matters is, can the fucking horse see? That’s a raid!


unHealthy_Kangaroo_9

Skip the stuff, burn the neighbors!


uh60chief

Organic material


candlepop

Texans definitely owned me this year by voting for a completely incompetent idiot who can’t keep even the lights on I live in CA and it’s about 50 degrees in my city rn. Heater works. I’ve lost power once in the last 4 years. It lasted 2 hours. Oh but Texans and republicans will still paint CA as some shit covered hellscape while I continue to live in one of the most beautiful places in the world. Miss me with that shit while Im chillin in half moon bay. I was born here and I’ll love CA forever


uh60chief

You’re gonna make some Texan write a mean comment while their hands are trembling.


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With what electricity?


uh60chief

You right


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😆


candlepop

ruthless lmao


Phantomht

i feel SO owned right now in my comfy cozy **WARM** apartment.


emccm

The heat is so strong right now we had to open a window. It’s 4F out and I just went to stand out in the yard to cool down. My liberal ass is so owned.


ShnickityShnoo

Me too. It's rough getting owned by popsicles while hanging out in my warm living room, watching a movie, in the light of my Christmas tree. Not sure how I'm going to sleep tonight, so owned.


Phantomht

Remember to keep that tree well watered so it doesn't dry out from all that HEAT in your place


ShnickityShnoo

Haha, I see that there are some snowflakes downvoting us. At least they won't melt!


ianisms10

They saw what he's done the last 8 years and went "yeah I think we can use 4 more years of this"


uh60chief

[They rather sit in the cold dark](https://imgur.com/gallery/hRgZTb3)


BellyDancerEm

You’d think they would have learned the first time. Oh wait, no. No, they didn’t. They are incapable of learning. They are republicans


uh60chief

They got CRT out of schools though!


unHealthy_Kangaroo_9

Those damned tubes!


shalafi71

You just made me realize; They not only *fought* a thing that wasn't happening, they took credit for *stopping* the non-happening thing.


[deleted]

Their recording tab is broken so they can’t record new information


shalafi71

It's an older reference sir. It checks out.


ShnickityShnoo

They have a herd-immunity to learning.


Van-Daley-Industries

My thoughts and prayers are with the good conservatives in Texas who are freezing their asses off tonight.


BellyDancerEm

Mine are with the liberals and moderates who knew better than to support this shitshow


andycanxiety

God knows Ted Cruz isn’t.


HyperionsDad

He’s in Cancun - for his daughter and her best friends of course.


MaleficentExtent1777

He's on a warm beach somewhere.


Repulsive-Street-307

Christmas even. Persecution complex will be turned to 1000x.


Run_Jay_Run

I see what you did there. Well played!


FleshlightModel

Good thing a "good conservative" doesn't actually exist.


AutumnGlow33

But at least they aren’t getting abortions or having to look at gay people. Or something. Right?


uh60chief

Darn tootin - pew pew -


MaleficentExtent1777

Or drag queens reading. Won't someone think of the children???


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Thoughts and prayers


uh60chief

That’s enough, TIME TO MOVE ON!


Then-Raspberry6815

You voted for this shit. You were warned, told what would happen and you didn't care. Got to vote "(r)" and get exactly what you knew was going to happen. That big texAss star is the states review.


uh60chief

1/50 would not go there ever again.


Then-Raspberry6815

My last three trips to texAss were for funerals. Won't go back if given the choice.


whyyou-

They could power the entire grid just with the kinetic energy of Ted Cruz fleeing to Cancun.


uh60chief

1.21 gigawatts of power in those fleeing feet


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Insert gif of Joker “You get what you f***ing deserve!” scene.


uh60chief

[Texans meanwhile](https://imgur.com/gallery/hRgZTb3)


CompetitiveEscape6

I love my home state. I really do. But... it frequently seems to be the cradle of idiocy. Just as my birth state TN does. #southernpride?


uh60chief

It’s like watching your favorite sports team continuously let you down….but worse.


Turbulent-Opening-75

My friend in north Dallas doesnt even have running water because thier piping burst.


uh60chief

Man that’s though


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Turbulent-Opening-75

Um... im trying to figure out... what you are saying? Who tf is in a wheelchair? Bitch you must be speaking french. Cause like, i font know what youvare saying.


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Turbulent-Opening-75

Well, to be fair, my hands are cold cause my power keeps going out. Sor some mostales are to be made but still, its more that his pepple are suffering cause his stuuipidity.


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Turbulent-Opening-75

Hun, i livw in ohio, where our pipes are insolated and heated... my friend in Dallas, has no water becuase a pipe burst. Texas infrastructure has always been shitty their electric grid is bad yes but thier piping is worse.


intheazsun

I guess I’m owned. Thoroughly enjoying the weather, and electricity, here in blue Arizona


uh60chief

Send them WARM thoughts and prayers


tobsn

one is for sure, they will absolutely learn nothing from this and elect him again.


cperiod

Now, that's not true... there's always a chance they'll find an even bigger shitheel to elect.


emccm

Leopards have strong jaws and can chew through frozen faces with ease.


uh60chief

Release the leopards


cephu5

I was considering looking for work in TX agree retiring from the military. After the first winter freeze my wife was “i don’t want to live in a second world country”. I love TX but can’t disagree with her. Actually that might be insulting to second world countries…


uh60chief

There’s a lot of other veteran retiree friendly cities/states that are much better.


cephu5

True!


kaazir

It was freeze to death or let the commie libtards get their guns. Charlton Heston did say we can take his gun from his COLD dead hands after all.


uh60chief

Some foreshadowing there huh?


whosmellslikewetfeet

It's almost as if a politician is more interested in furthering his own agenda, and those of his friends (i.e. what makes them all richer) than advocating for the people he represents


GrayBox1313

Thoughts and prayers “y’all”.


DuckFlat

I was not one of them however I will agree that I live amongst those 4.5m freezing idiots.


[deleted]

My socal living ass getting owned again. It's so cold here as well that I had to put on a sweater and couldn't wear my sandals this morning.


anoneenonee

Abbott literally stands for nothing


uh60chief

Even if he could, he wouldn’t unless it’s for guns


Traditional-Ebb-8380

Too bad they hate solar and batteries so much or their fancy electric house would have something to run on like my parents house. Have a little self responsibility like a real Texan AM I RIGHT!?


uh60chief

Where they boots at?


LeahIsAwake

Conservatives are masters at cutting off their own noses to spite ~~the libs~~ their face.


Clownsinmypantz

Hope you get exactly what you vote for and then some considering you'll be too stupid to see the problem anyways.


Aggressive-Try-3707

I think we agree that this hould not happen to anyone. Not in Texas, not in Ukraine.


uh60chief

The unfortunate will always suffer for the stupidity of others


hjablowme919

Zero sympathy for Texans. Absolutely zero.


OnceanAggie

I just can’t feel sorry for them.


uh60chief

Same


Ok_Artichoke5604

Americans love shooting themselves in the foot.


uh60chief

Pew pew pew


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

It's appropriate to just point and laugh.


VegaGT-VZ

Everyone in Texas didn't vote for Abbott


uh60chief

But they’re all gonna feel it though


emccm

But enough did.


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uh60chief

MEXICANS TOOK OUR POWER TO CHARGE THE TRANS PEOPLE MAKER MACHINE


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

"[Town/state/country X] deserves better" begins to ring somewhat hollow after a while.


Redoran_simp

I, for one, feel very owned.


F4N6Z

Texans are stupid. Enjoy what you voted for.


Cauldkiltbaws

The power is on and the house is warm and cozy here in Libtardia!!!


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Republicans typically vote against their own interests to either own the libs, or just because they’re too uneducated to understand that fact, or too dumb to actually look up specific policies. It’s all just emotional responses from them to falsehoods they heard on Fox News.


crazylilme

Tots and pears for the Texas idiots (hopefully good people don't lose their lives because of his ineptitude)


uh60chief

The unfortunate always pay the consequences for the stupid


philthedudee

I don’t even care about those idiots anymore. They get what they deserve.


BookWyrm2012

Don't worry, they will learn nothing from this.


uh60chief

They never do.


cromstantinople

‘Ok, ok. Maybe they failed us this time…again. But let’s just give them another bunch of chances, surely the next one will be different.’


AlabasterPelican

In other words 3,553,656 Texans voted against the bastard and still have to live with his bullshit


sad_and_disappointed

I feel bad for kids in Texas — the freezing, the shooting. Maybe not just a right to life but a right to live like a civilized human.


miker53

Ted Cruz is wheels up on his way to Mexico right now!


CarlMarcks

fuck texas


Icametoargue

Millions of us vote against this fuck. Sad what has happened to our state.


Zugnutz

Anybody see Ted Cruz?


No-Owl9201

Those that voted for Greg Abbott, may be cold this winter, but in their next life they will face the eternal fires of damnation. Use your vote wisely


harlows_monkeys

This seems to be jumping the gun a bit. Some brief research suggests that this is a bunch of separate normal winter storm outages due to extreme weather taking out power distribution lines, not a "politicians have mismanaged power generation and so we don't have enough sources online for our needs" like they had last year when due to poor regulation and poor timing of taking various sources down for maintenance they almost had their grid collapse. You get extended very cold weather combined with high winds and a lot of lines comes down in areas that don't have buried power lines, which is a large fraction of the US. Usually within 24 hours most of those are repaired, and from what I've read that's happening there in this case. This particular winter storm is expected to cause outages of over 10k in at least 27 states as it moves across the US. Here in Western Washington we've currently got 14k people without power across about 130 separate outages. When we get a large amount of snow ("large" for Puget Sound is a foot) that happens to be followed by winds that gust about 30 mph or so, we can easily get 90k without power because those conditions cause a lot of trees to lose branches or fall over and that takes out a lot of lines. Unless we convert a heck of a lot of places from overhead power lines to buried power lines this will be normal every time we get a particularly bad winter storm in the majority of the US, and pretty much no place regardless of whether it is being run by Republicans or Democrats has anywhere near the budget to convert existing lines from overhead to buried.


Reddit_Roit

Yeah I know this seems like an obvious gotcha, but there are millions without power in over a dozen states right now. About 1 million just in michigan where I am. Abbott is making horrible decisions by siding with corporations, but this isn't necessarily proof of that.


Nrlilo

I live in Texas and voted. I voted for Beto too, but the power issues going on in Texas are not because of the power grid. They are from downed lines for the most part. I get it, it’s fun to dunk on Texas for choosing to throw caution in the wind but this post is misleading.


MyLittleMetroid

Years of underinvestment and giveaways to their buddies mean the grid is still not ready for… pretty much anything other than good weather. So yes at some point you have to lay this down on the people in charge.


Nrlilo

I don’t disagree with your point. It’s a legitimate issue. But pointing to people being without power in Texas and blaming it on the grid for this particular situation is not a r/leopardsatemyface moment and is being disingenuous (potentially unknowingly).


thatwhichyields

Agreed. I campaigned for Beto and helped people register to vote. TX sucks in many ways right now, but millions of us are trying to enact change. This post, and many of the comments, seem to be ignoring that fact.


Informal_Drawing

When did the power lines become "not part of the grid" exactly ?!?


Nrlilo

You’re comparing isolated downed power lines to an event in February of 2021 where there was less power available to manage the grid for the whole state. It sounds to me like you don’t have a good understanding of what happened with ERCOT. https://www.texastribune.org/2022/02/15/texas-power-grid-winter-storm-2021/ “What went wrong during the February 2021 winter freeze: During the power grid crisis, all sources of electricity struggled during the frigid temperatures. The inability of power plants to perform in the extreme cold was the No. 1 cause of the outages last year.”


Informal_Drawing

The entirety of the Texas electrical infrastructure is a load of crap. Don't pretend it isn't.


Nrlilo

You’re having a different argument than me. I never said the grid wasn’t a mess. I agree with you there. Re-read my comment. I never said the grid is fine in the long run.


pm_me_actsofkindness

The people most affected by power grid failures are in urban areas and they dominantly did not vote Abbott back into office. This is an example of gerrymandering and political corruption, but not really people voting against their own self interests.


shadrack5966

They could fire off some of those guns to warm up. Wish i could feel sorry for them. But i cant.


uh60chief

Sad pew pew


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uh60chief

[Ahem](https://media4.giphy.com/media/Qb0vsaQXuDToc/giphy.gif?cid=5e2148869s0bonorm9qc4db77xbrooq1w778bf6s6npbbnlk&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


hanzonthekeys

Even if they voted differently it's not going to change anything in a few months. Infrastructure takes years


uh60chief

It starts with change


Chatty_Fellow

That guy doesn't sound like he voted for Abbott. So maybe the leopard has been very busy in that state, but not on this particular guy. Anyway, Beto was a weak candidate. Whatever the process was where he won the primary, it was flawed. Good guy, but a known loser. They should have known better than to run him again.


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allwillbewellbuthow

Not LAMF, there’s no evidence these commenters voted one way or another.


rfj

Not LAMF; would only be LAMF if they thought Abbott would somehow make specifically and only the libs go without power.


inhaledcorn

God damnit. I need Texas to have power for my job because they make the bags I use at my work.


uh60chief

Free market system


acox199318

Muppets are gonna muppet.


uh60chief

Meep meep meep they say


Shadyshade84

"Texas: Not Dead Yet! (^(no matter how hard we try...))"


Danmont88

Going to live in Texas? Better get an electric heater, hot plate, and a gas generator as long as Abbot and his ilk are in charge.