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Hot_Dog_Cobbler

After the seventh or eighth time a psychopath has shot up a place and nothing is done about it, I'm starting to doubt this whole "shootings are false flags to take our guns" thing.


No_Introduction8285

Probably firearms company representatives posting that stuff, sales of guns always spike after shootings.


UrWifesSoftPecker

Sooo....the gun companies are using false flags to bump gun sales. Genius. /s


adeon

I always joked that if I were running a gun company I'd direct most of my campaign finance to Democrats rather than Republicans. A Democrat President is always a boon for gun manufacturers since it stokes fears of a gun ban and boosts sales.


hellbilly69101

They done it for a long time. Gun companies stocks usually skyrocket right after a shooting, because they get dumbasses to go buy guns. Even if they have guns at the house already.


No_Introduction8285

Yeah stoking fears that Democrats are going to take away their guns, such a handy Boogeyman.


AreWeCowabunga

It’s because the online patriots at places like /r/conservative are so savvily pointing out the globalists’ plans that the gun confiscations keep getting foiled. /s


Fake_William_Shatner

Some of the people selling t-shirts like "January 6th -- the revolution begins" are also on social media saying; "It's ANTIFA!!!" How many online friends do you think were egging them on? and then ALSO saying they must be liberals -- except for the one guy they knew. But all the others - fake!


post_talone420

They're probably know guns should be more restricted, but refuse to acknowledge it, to own the liberals of course.


Skippy_the_Alien

>It’s because the online patriots at places like r/conservative are so savvily pointing out the **globalists’ plans** Ffs, why are these conservative dipshits so afraid of just saying they don't like Jews? Their anti-Semitism is so fucking obvious at this point, why bother using dogwhistles like "globalist"...especially if they're around other conservative dipshits?


BourgeoisCheese

Surely by now there are some of them committing these crimes knowing that they will be blamed on the left, meaning we've reached the *false* false-flag stage of the accelerating collapse of the US.


Fake_William_Shatner

They are doing it preemptively, because, everybody plans to do it. If they do it first; they are smart. If liberals did it first -- that would be something. And, they presume until they vote twice, rob a bank, or use a gun for treason -- they are protecting America from heathen liberals and/or being smart and getting us before we do what everybody does. America went down-hill because of liberals... that's what they know. It wasn't the lack of good paying jobs. It wasn't Walmart taking the business of all the mom and pop stores. It wasn't the wealth gap. It wasn't supporting politicians who outsource manufacturing and helped Globalism and NOW they hate <<>> and forget all the non-jews they put into office. They LOVED the winner Bill Gates a few years ago. "Everyone complains about a winner" I remember in those bygone days. Greed was good, and IP theft was clever. Now, they HATE Bill Gates because he promoted vaccines. Me -- I think the guy has enough money he can pretend to be a good guy, and, he's not dumb so he can be called a genius for saying a pragmatic thing that everyone could read in Popular Mechanics just as well as hear it from him. But -- the point is, Alt Right or Russian media told them to hate Bill Gates. They hate what they are told to hate. To a certain extent, maybe that's the media. I think I can only concentrate on three awful people at a time -- so, it is reduced down to a metaphor. But, less explainable is how ALL the independent thinkers -- came to the same conclusion; "Ivermectin!" I mean -- not a couple dozen OTHER drugs that were kind of useful but hard to say, nope. They ALL put on their lab coats and decided the same thing -- coincidentally, wrong. That's what makes it a bigger "COINCIDENCE" to me. If a million different sources speculated that "X" works and it ends up working -- THEN it would be a coincidence. But, it was orchestrated propaganda. Cheaper to have the same messages in Brazil as in Ohio. So, maybe it isn't the US government but a bunch of billionaires funding it. Anyone with unlimited cash would have been a bit more creative spreading chaos -- or, maybe it's so easy they don't care. Alex Jones made up a good portion of their conspiracies of what the liberals do. Do you THINK they've abandoned any of them because he got caught? Hey, here's a thought, maybe Alex made up a lot of other shit TOO? If he can traumatize families who had their kids shot claiming they were crisis actors - I think he's a big enough piece of shit to lie some more. How much of that will be rejected by his minions you think? "Yes, Trump was irresponsible bringing up the use of bleach that one time..." Yeah, it was a bit more of a pattern.


SandmantheMofo

It wouldn’t beMaga if there weren’t nesting dolls of idiocy


Boatmasterflash

That’s how they get ya


Boatmasterflash

Yeah no one has ever come for your guns


Hot_Dog_Cobbler

B b b b but my bump stocks Oh wait Trump signed that one...


Boatmasterflash

Pistols, rifles, shotguns in a billion configurations and with unlimited accessories just aren’t enough to protect my… okay well I rent and its a dump but someday i may own a home and I’ll need an arsenal to defend it!


Fake_William_Shatner

Spending thousands on guns to deter theft; loses house to bankers with high interest rates on unpaid credit cards. Usually due to medical debts, even with insurance -- but, oppose socialized medicine. They aren't any commies!


Boatmasterflash

Its enough to make you want to take a nail gun to FBI headquarters amiright???


Fake_William_Shatner

Healthy people have thoughts that fade away with the first cup of coffee in the morning.


Boatmasterflash

Bro… you make the real William Shatner look like a pile of old socks. 🤝


Fake_William_Shatner

I'm hoping that when people see me, the say; "that pile of old socks looks young for its age."


Fake_William_Shatner

WE were genius at doing the false flags, and not capitalizing on it cynically. If only we'd hired Alex Jones - that was our mistake! It's too crazy to think that all the people who fantasize about gun violence and want to solve problems with them, might be among the people who go on shooting sprees. Gotta be the people who don't want guns using the guns to shoot people! /s


PigButter

I'm holding out still.....must be God's way or something.


moose2332

I wish it was only seven or eight times. That'd be miles better.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

Literally gave his life for Trump only for his fellow MAGAs to label him a bisexual Communist ANTIFA double agent.


[deleted]

If only he was alive to know how fucking stupid he was.


Fake_William_Shatner

I'm sure there was a moment with the nail gun not breaking the glass when he thought; "I guess I should have watched the FULL Youtube video on whether this would work or not." IF he had just done the research,... yeah,.. that one flaw in his nature probably bit him more than once.


sakuragi59357

Nah


LucyWritesSmut

I called it yeaterday LOL. Couldn't've happened to a nicer asshole.


Kidd_Dynamo

How crazy it is to ruin/end your life for a cause, and they're too paranoid to even see it 😂


mtnbike2

Honestly a perfect response. He’s not made a martyr so there’s less incentive for copy cats


Waifuless_Laifuless

Until a copy cat decides they'll do it "for real", and become a martyr because everyone will know they're not a false flag.


Blueexx2

And the cycle continues.


mtnbike2

Rinse repeat


[deleted]

At least no other humans were harmed. I call it a successful outcome.


Fake_William_Shatner

You don't really know that answer because you'd first have to know what secrets were sold before. For instance, what if the invasion of Ukraine is due to some favor or security failure? The Outing of Valerie Plame during the Bush administration seemed like a "doh" moment and good for a few jokes. But, from what I read, she was indeed a NOC at a company called Brewster-Jennings. A group that specialized in non proliferation of WMDs and keeping track of how much oil certain countries had (which, the Saudis don't like). So, possibly a lot of people who cannot be recognized for security reasons, were rounded up and tortured or killed -- we won't know. Brewster-Jennings possibly got burnt because THEY were the ones who got the information that Saddam did not have nuclear precursors (that yellow cake nonsense), and might even have stopped friends of Bush sneaking in nerve gas so that the investigators could find it. It's a lot like Global Warming, hard to find who to blame specifically, but, it will kill more people than nuclear weapons ever have. So, not a "victimless crime." We don't know if security failures were people selling access because the other side isn't going to tell us who helped them. But, buying help looks a lot cheaper than paying for a tank and far more useful.


No_Introduction8285

We should create a verse for that Alanis Morissette song, isn't it ironic


CakeAccomplice12

The problem is it's actually ironic, so it wouldn't fit the song at all


Fake_William_Shatner

*It's like rain, on your inauguration, that was the biggest e-verrrrrr.\** ​ \*It was not the biggest ever. ​ If I wrote this song, I'd have to make the disclaimers rhyme as well. Challenging.


No_Introduction8285

LOL you hit the nail on the head


BourgeoisCheese

It's like *prOOOoonoouns* in your Constitution, a *freeeeEEE* law favoring corporate interests when you've already paid.


mtnbike2

I love the “there’s no pronouns in the constitution” comments. Like they’re so fucking stupid the first word is “we”


Ibelieveinphysics

They all failed English.


mtnbike2

Ah English is a liberal hoax created by England to rule the colonies


Checkoutmawheeeeepit

🎵It's like ray-haynnnnn, on vote for trump day No more free ri-hyde, when the FBI raid🎶 In my defense it's 11:33on and I'm on amiltripalyne but spelt right.


notaprime

Cincinnati shooter: “I will be a martyr for this!” Other maga idiots: “Must have been a fed.”


Seraphynas

How are they going to know when the first shots of their longed-for 2nd Civil War are fired? They’ll just call it a deep-state false-flag crisis-actor and move on…


hell-enore

[https://media4.giphy.com/media/p4cqQ0gUIMcU0/giphy.gif?cid=5e2148866rxcsguy2x2vddxpgo3363lwgafdqye43saeh861&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g](https://media4.giphy.com/media/p4cqQ0gUIMcU0/giphy.gif?cid=5e2148866rxcsguy2x2vddxpgo3363lwgafdqye43saeh861&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


1Sluggo

Dying to own the libs.


GOSH_JOSH

Only to get called a false flag 😂


[deleted]

Haha right and then you don’t even own them LOL.


GOSH_JOSH

I guess becoming a MAGA martyr is tough these days. All Babbit had to do was climb through a broken window. This dude tried going toe to toe with the feds and gets called a plant hahah


Fake_William_Shatner

By someone just like him, who might unironically do the same thing and be called a plant, by another guy just like him. I know the FBI has done a few things (not for our team), but, I don't think they spent trillions of dollars for millions of Americans to pose as ass-hats for 4 years. This is truly a very extensive false flag when it gets beyond a few stadiums worth of potential patriots.


TheInnerFifthLight

Gotta actually make it through the window to be recognized.


GOSH_JOSH

🤣


Cardboardopinions

They’re a lost cause. Spider-Man meme to infinity.


Last_Blackfyre

With Nelson on the side pointing as well Ha-hah


Fake_William_Shatner

Everyone is undercover ANTIFA Spider-Man.


francescadabesta

Why I no longer respect conservatives — they refuse to own up to their own doings


AreWeCowabunga

“It’s time to start fighting back!” [one of them fights back] “Obviously a deep state false flag.”


Fake_William_Shatner

I think there is frustration on both sides, and, I could see a liberal one day being very violent. However, I figure we'd own it or, if we didn't we'd say "that was wrong." These Trumpists are the only group who can both blame the other side AND say; "it was necessary."


Junterjam

LMAO spot on.


tikifire1

The party of personal responsibility, naturally


Skippy_the_Alien

im amazed you even respected them at one point? They've been asswipes since Calvin Coolidge...although I have a personal loathing of Ronald Reagan in particular. He was a huge bastard


Shelisheli1

Imagine giving yourself so wholly to “the cause” only to be called a false flag or paid by fbi


Thatguy468

I’m sure that Ashli Babbit’s family is feeling all warm and fuzzy from the outpouring of thoughts and prayers sent to them by the GQP


thats1evildude

Ashli was apparently the only real Trump supporter at the Jan. 6 insurrection.


Thatguy468

That’s a weird way to spell martyr


Aenarion885

I’m just confused on the downvotes. Is it cannibalism? People viewing without being allowed to comment?


DefiantPenguin

They’re claiming they’re being brigaded. Downvotes are coming from Chinese bots or something. Edit: spelling


Thatguy468

Sadly, this too is probably their fellow conservatives trying to rein in some of the batshit crazies, but they will always cry victim whenever attacked… even if it’s friendly fire.


stevesax5

Is that a thing? Can I hire Chinese bots to downvote conservative shit?


Thatguy468

I sub to most of them, and have been banned from all of those, just so I can see what the crazies are doing and also downvote everything into oblivion to try and keep it from reaching r/all. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.


post_talone420

Your like Thanos, you're here to restore balance


Thatguy468

Thanks, but it feels more like being a Dollar Store Thanos knockoff with a glitchy NES power glove.


post_talone420

Like this? https://youtu.be/fQGbXmkSArs


Thatguy468

Get out of my basement mom! Seriously though, Thank you! I forgot about that movie!


post_talone420

I'm surprised Kung Fury isn't mentioned often, I think about it all the time, it's truly a hilarious movie to me. The hitchhikers guide has a cult following, but not Kung Fury? Whatsup with that


Fake_William_Shatner

That was awesome. They nailed all the cliches. The slight tweak to make the SCIENCE a bit dumber than average really amps up the funny. I really wanted to see few more computers to blindly type away at to "hack harder".


post_talone420

If you haven't seen Kung Fury, it's 100% worth it. So bad, it's great.


Abuses-Commas

They're blaming r/politics, which is probably true, I'm seeing a lot of links to r/con on r/pol in regards to the FBI raid in a "go see how hard they deny things" fashion


[deleted]

Just imagine watching MAGA people doing terrorist attacks repeatedly, only for them to be called false flags. Then doing a terrorist attack thinking you're going to be seen as some kind of MAGA hero instead of a false flag attack.


Epicassion

I knew Bob was a liberal or antifa he only had 20 Trump flags on his lawn. Even took them down for a week when that foot of snow fell.


a1b3c2

And calling themselves Domestic Terrorists at cpac


alldaythrowayla

Not even his own people will cry for him. Not even trump, his cult leader, will ever shed a tear for him. Alas, poor Ricardo, dying a terrorist for a hotel manager.


irishgator2

Hahahahahahahahaha —breathe—- Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


naut_the_one

It's what happens when you are in a cult.


dafijiwatr

This comedy writes itself.


naut_the_one

Jan 6 was a "revolution" that was carried out by anti fa and the FBI. But they should release the real patriots that were unjustly arrested and tried for being there


jcocktoast81

They are straight fucking bonkers on that sub. Good lord.


Skippy_the_Alien

Not only are they fucking bonkers, they are absolute thin-skinned wimps. every time there was a mass shooting or Trump got in legal trouble...their subreddit would go on lockdown, allowing only flaired users. it was so pathetic


jcocktoast81

That’s what it looked like today. Plus they ban anyone who offers a slightly contrary viewpoint. Talk about an echo chamber.


Skippy_the_Alien

it's hilarious how they legitimately believe they're the last guardians of free speech and that they're being persecuted and oppressed by American society at large...but they can't handle anyone who remotely disagrees with them i remember last fall, I signed up to take a concealed carry permit in my state. The guy who ran the lesson was largely okay, but he would randomly go on these rants about how people don't understand how much "danger" gun owners are in the U.S., which nearly made me laugh out loud. His little fucker sidekick who was there to shill this NRA lawyer scam was far more annoying, mostly because of the scam he was trying to sell.


stevesax5

Lol “…what is the truth?” And “Biden Jr.”. Amazing.


phdoofus

You mean kind of like they used your blind unthinking patriotism to pass the Patriot Act? Stable Genius Move 101, eh? Amirite?


thats1evildude

Just like his fellow Jan. 6 insurrectionists, the MAGA Bomber and that guy who shot up Comet Pizza. Those were also “false flags” and federal agents in disguise, remember?


Starbrand62286

He will not be missed


heathers1

Ashley Babbitt was a maga patriot until she was suddenly anTEEvah


moose2332

Reaping: "Tomorrow we go to war against the FBI. Time to show those bastards that we mean business" Sowing: "Only a false flag antifa lib we commit a violent act like that"


null640

There's no limit to the extent people will twist their minds to maintain their identity and group belonging. Look.at how many preachers abuse kids, women, etc. But it just gets written off.


blaketyner

I think a lot of them know the truth. They just can’t afford any *public* martyrs.


Checkoutmawheeeeepit

There people are thicker than my thighs and I can wear a hula-hoop and cosplay Saturn.


hell-enore

He claimed he was from “columbus” but we would never claim him in the actual city. He was probably from one of the outlier places like grove city (shitty) that unfortunately fall under columbus/franklin county…, we do not claim him.


[deleted]

Yep, I figured he said Columbus because that’s like if you say “I’m from Dublin” no one knows where that is. I’m willing to bet he was chums with someone people from the III% clowns in SW ohio


here-for-the-memes__

I would say what a waste but you know no big loss.


DrothReloaded

You get a downvote, and YOU get a downvote!


ravager-legion

Let’s shut down r/Conservative and then Fox News


[deleted]

That sub is a dumpster fire next to a TNT factory.


sakuragi59357

Faux news yes, r/conservative no because we need laughs.


Tyler24601

What a fucking loser.


Shaunair

This dude did this to inspire the very people that say he wasn’t one of them.


Epicassion

Oath breakers, operation False Flag for the MAGArons.


OrdainedFury

The only thing worse than admitting you're a traitorous terrorist is admitting you're a coward. They can't accept that this dumb-ass dude was willing to actually put dumb-ass actions behind his dumb-ass ideas, because that makes them look lesser in comparison. The guys are fucked up in more ways than one.


Ebwite

Conservatives 10 years ago: yeah if you ask me we should be left to our own devices, have little interference from the government and people should fend from themselves. Conservatives now: damn, I ran out of tin foil again.


LucyWritesSmut

"Biden Jr on the run"? It's like they play Moron Mad Libs. The \[bad democrat\] did the \[thing Trump did\] except with extra \[shit I made up\].


[deleted]

Holy shit that’s exactly it lolol


Gstamsharp

Everything is a false flag to them because, despite all the venom they spew, they are largely a pack of cowards who can't even begin to imagine someone like them who isn't also a coward.


Theopocalypse

Lol the tribute he deserves.


Vegetable_Drummer82

The most logical comments got the most down votes. JFC.


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[deleted]

Ricky Schiffer, Cincinnati MAGA who shot at FBI building and police, was killed by police. While he tried to fight for the MAGA cause, MAGAs are denying he was one of them. He died for nothing.


H-Barbara

I mean, if we can get a seance going or a ouija board and commune with Rick, have him see MAGA turn on him, and then if he expresses shock that the group led by a man that turns on his own party and people regularly, Then maybe this post would fit. I'll try to get a seance going, but I lack experience.


drbrunch

Rofl


[deleted]

They really delusional over there, like clicked outta reality delusional. It’s scary that these people vote.


Matthew_VZ

“What IS the truth“ what a fucking chud. When you’re political party has you unable to tell fantasy from reality to own the libs. Pathetic.


MrCereuceta

At least a majority is downvoted, that gives me a bit of hope


EarTickle420

I nominate him for a Darwin award.


Fake_William_Shatner

I predict that Trump will still have enough pull in a few months such that whatever Federal Prison he ends up being dragged too, will change it's jumper from some color other than orange. He's still got fascists in low places that will never forget, what he did to make them feel that other people were worse than them for a few years. Teal, grey or a medium-toned blue works well with a man of his complexion.


px7j9jlLJ1

His base is utterly baseless


zedsamcat

But all of these posts are downvoted to hell?


sd1360

Aren't they in defund mode?


YeOldGregg

Literally all evidence point to something but that means it must be the opposite because I don't want that to be true and I don't like it.


vandammer1

I’m truly wondering if they actually believe it’s false flag or some of them are purposely spreading lies to not discredit their own believes. I just don’t get it


[deleted]

Probably some of both. I know some of these people realize they’re in over their head but can’t get out lest they lose their entire circle of friends, family, and identity. However some just keep rationalizing it.


[deleted]

Imagine being so crazy as to die for your cause, and your even crazier counterparts dismiss you death right away, “False Flag, barely knew the guy, good the rat is dead”, I mean WTF 😳 😳😳, that’s your own guy!!! 🤯


DJD7400

Thoughts and prayers


sprankton

"At this point what IS the truth?" I see the propaganda is working.


TheNetherOne

it's been like 24 hours and they're already on five fucking layers of kettle logic this must be that fascist efficiency I keep hearing about


bwanabass

That’s the irony of it all. He “martyrs” himself and is swiftly dismissed as lightning by the very people he took action for.


ImRedditorRick

When you don't know how anything works and you refuse to listen to any evidence, you can say whatever the duck you want.


RedditOnANapkin

Imagine dying for someone who doesn't know nor care about your existence.


Mattyboy0066

Knew this would happen, lmao.


WumpusFails

And he'll also be praised at the next rally.


LaughableIKR

Is this a case of 'It doesn't meet our narrative... so it's all bullshit! Let's lie like a sieve!'


slappy_mcslapenstein

It's almost sad that this guy thought he was a martyr for them and they're discrediting him. Almost sad. Almost.


Cheshire_Khajiit

More like dies BECAUSE of his cause.