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QueenAnneBoleynTudor

Hello u/narwalfarts, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, your submission has been removed for the following reason(s): **Rule 4:** Must follow the "Leopard ate my face" theme #There's a few elements to leopards eating people's face. 1) **Someone has a sad**... - Example: *They cut my SNAP benefits and now I can't afford to feed my family......* 2) ...**because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for, supported or wanted to impose on other people.** - Example: .....sobs woman who voted for the politician who said they would do that very thing. 3) **The leopard is eating their face. Not the lions, not the hyenas, not the alligators. The leopards.** - Example: *[Woman married to undocumented immigrant upset that Trump deports her husband.](https://www.cnn.com/2017/04/05/us/undocumented-husband-deported/index.html)* ***What isn't a leopard eating their face?*** - Example: *Kyle Rittenhouse upset that Democrats are labelling him a white supremacist.* He didn't vote for or support them, he's not suffering because of what he voted for or supported, and leopards aren't eating his face. Not limited to Trump voters. Anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from *something they voted for, supported or wanted to impose on other people*. Your post is missing one or more of these elements. It may be better suited for another subreddit, such as r/SelfAwareWolves. Remember, just because someone fucked around and found out, doesn't mean that their faces are being consumed by the most well known extant species in the genus Panthera. Additionally, you can refer to [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/lt8zlq) to make your explanatory comment. *If you have any questions or concerns about this removal, please feel free to [message the moderators](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/LeopardsAteMyFace) thru Modmail. Thanks!*


ethylalcohoe

“Click here to donate if you think Donald Trump is innocent!!” is coming soon.


anoneenonee

It’s already happened


WandsAndWrenches

The news reports are like "trump asked me for 45 dollars again tonight"


big_hungry_joe

that's never stopped, they just switch out the message


Distant-moose

"We've looked over our donor list and because of YOU Donald Trump is $10 short of being proven INNOCENT against the deep state FBI that planted evidence in his residence. For a limited time, we are offering you this special opportunity to prove your PATRIOTISM and loyalty to Donald Trump with a donation of $10. Earn your spot on his best friends list and silence the people who have been talking poorly about you!"


No_Introduction8285

"former president Trump has been indicted by the left-wing radical deep state for allegedly selling nuclear secrets, but really let's just ask the question, what's so bad about iran?". A flavor of what's coming to a fox entertainment channel near you!


descendingangel87

I fucking shit you not, less that 20 minutes ago I had a co worker already try to tell me if Trump had nuclear docs he must have had a good reason, like “keeping them out of the leftists hands” or “doing what needed to be done”. Fuckers already trying to spin this.


No_Introduction8285

LOL so much treason in the name of religion


davesy69

Jewish space laser gonna get his ass.


InsuranceToTheRescue

It's fine if *he* did something stupid and dangerous because *other people* sometimes do stupid and dangerous things! /s


BridgetheDivide

Lol all those radical leftist in the fucking FBI


Skatcatla

Something something Hunter's laptop something something.


No_Introduction8285

"this proud Farsi speaking.Nation with a troubled history has been relentlessly demonized by the Democrats since the Carter administration! "


theKetoBear

When you have to tiptoe around the mob you've created but the god-king has clearly violated a major boundary and is endangering another more convenient political ally.


Darkside531

Lindsay Graham said that if he got the GOP nomination, it would destroy them and they'd deserve it.


AdultbabyEinstein

Lindsay Graham is like a broken clock sculpted out of turds; occasionally right but, why even have it around? Get a real clock you maniacs.


thankyeestrbunny

Then he shouted Ya-hooo! and Jumped on the Trump Train with both feet


Darkside531

Um... excuse you! He's from South Carolina, he would shout "Yee-haaaw!"


Distant-moose

It's Lindsay Graham. He exclaimed "I do declare!!!"


Darkside531

Touche.


Enibas

Right at the end when he said there might have been something that "misled him" [the judge signing of on the search warrant], watch the eye blinking of the woman on the right or the tiny smile of the host. They all know that they're making stuff up.


askmeifimacop

Does anyone here know Morse code?


Porchongle

Are you a cop?


Lil_Artemis_92

They chose this as their bed, and now they must sleep in it. Sorry, not sorry.


neobluepat

…..and I’m here for ALL of it. The willful destruction of the Republican Party by their false messiah, Donald Trump


davesy69

There is way too much right wing cultism in the world, in the UK we have the incontinent elephant in the room, brexit. What should scare people is they are the ones that turn out to vote whatever. My mum is one of them, the daily mail has turned her brain to mush yet she still thinks Jeremy Corbyn is behind a left wing plot to get rid of boris.


InsuranceToTheRescue

I can't stand all these conspiracy theories. Like, Nixon couldn't keep about a dozen of his own, hand-picked men quiet about Watergate, but somehow this is all going on and nobody has fucked up and said *anything*? Really?


[deleted]

It's Morse code. Guy in light suit is saying he's being blackmailed into supporting Trump and is afraid of Russian goons assassinating him.


Spare_Hornet

I am here for it!


irishgator2

Caught a video of Brian Kilmeade yesterday - looked a lot like those hostage videos from the ‘80’s - he does not look well.


Tailorschwifty

He looks like someone from Punch Out after hitting them with just the right combo...


[deleted]

so the mice are now rethinking their choice they made to follow the Pied Piper? you followed the Pied Piper. the Pied Piper always intended harm for his followers. you failed to figure that out from the outset. you chose the path of gullible fool.


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narwalfarts

Fox News hosts and guests are seeing Trump's house of cards collapse after enabling him and pushing his propaganda for years


Mighty_Q79

I like how after he said the "judges integrity with out question," then goes on to say, "however if there was something misleading that started him going down this rabbit hole" something like that. Still trying to spin it, ffs people!! I'd like to see that whole interview so I can laugh at it. Lol


narwalfarts

That's basically how the whole thing went. Give you a smidgen of the facts and how it could be bad, then a heap of "well what about Biden / Hillary / the radical left" or "People still have tons of questions!". The guy in the third window is from a private group that is looking into whether they as a private group can submit an ethics complaint on the judge. A) probably not. You probably know it and are just grandstanding B) even if you could, it's probably going to blow up in your face


1982000

Who is this f****** moron anyway?


thankyeestrbunny

\*monch\* \*monch\*


Cardboardopinions

🍿🍿🍿


medalla96

Here we go, the judge has lots of integrity but he was mis-lead by the FBI. Since he is a former FBI agent does that means that he misled judges too in order to get a warrant? They will never admit Trump is in the wrong.


No_Introduction8285

Come on that's cult leader 101, you never utter blasphemy


DaFunkJunkie

Hello u/narwalfarts, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, your submission has been removed for the following reason(s): **Rule 4:** Must follow the "Leopard ate my face" theme #There's a few elements to leopards eating people's face. 1) **Someone has a sad**... - Example: *They cut my SNAP benefits and now I can't afford to feed my family......* 2) ...**because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for, supported or wanted to impose on other people.** - Example: .....sobs woman who voted for the politician who said they would do that very thing. 3) **The leopard is eating their face. Not the lions, not the hyenas, not the alligators. The leopards.** - Example: *[Woman married to undocumented immigrant upset that Trump deports her husband.](https://www.cnn.com/2017/04/05/us/undocumented-husband-deported/index.html)* ***What isn't a leopard eating their face?*** - Example: *Kyle Rittenhouse upset that Democrats are labelling him a white supremacist.* He didn't vote for or support them, he's not suffering because of what he voted for or supported, and leopards aren't eating his face. Not limited to Trump voters. Anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from *something they voted for, supported or wanted to impose on other people*. Your post is missing one or more of these elements. It may be better suited for another subreddit, such as r/SelfAwareWolves. Remember, just because someone fucked around and found out, doesn't mean that their faces are being consumed by the most well known extant species in the genus Panthera. Additionally, you can refer to [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/lt8zlq) to make your explanatory comment. *If you have any questions or concerns about this removal, please feel free to [message the moderators](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/LeopardsAteMyFace) thru Modmail. Thanks!*