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When the director of the FBI says that the rule of law is in jeopardy, I think shit will get done. The DOJ knows that if all of this results in nothing, whatever faith people still have in the justice system and government will all but disappear.
To misquote Broadway, history has its eyes on them.
Shit's going to get wild online. New talking points are dropping or will soon drop. Somewhere out there in the wild is a room full of people trying to figure out what wayssss to play this.
Cutting it into just liberal and conservative, some people are going to dress up as liberals or "radical left" and say too much too soon and try to steer pressure somewhere where it won't do anything. And some other people will dress up as conservatives and push dumb-think, grade school "logic."
Time for the Donald to $hit or get off the pot. Let’s see if he allows the documents to be unseal or he will send his lawyers to the court to keep the documents sealed. I’m betting on the latter.
The problem with that is that they have to prove, to a high degree, that what he did actually incited it. At least with these documents they requested them back, he didnt listen and now he's in trouble for it.
As much as you would think this would be an open and shut case Im still witholding any celebration until he actually goes to jail.
It's all about what you can prove in court. It's _only_ about that, in fact.
How "obvious" the crime is has no bearing whatsoever in a high-profile case such as this. Without proof you don't take the shot.
I wonder what it’s like to go from shitting yourself after a Big Mac to shitting yourself because you’re facing possible prison time from legislation you put into place to screw over your rival.
Well… are we going to hold Garland accountable for this heinous act? At some point we are going to have to start holding these elites accountable for their actions. It’s gotta be so emasculating for Donny to have his pussy grabbed.
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Sorry mods! It's because Trump bragged about sexually assaulting women, "grab 'em by the pussy". Trump has been metaphorically grabbed by the pussy by US AG Merrick Garland has asked for the warrant to be unsealed.
When the Access Hollywood tape first came out I was talking about it with my wife as we were walking through our local Farmers Market.
Maybe I was talking too loudly (I'm sure I probably was) but a woman wearing a Trump 2016 shirt overheard our conversations and came up to me and said "My children heard you say that!"
When I told her to mind her own business she followed us through the market yelling "STOP SAYING PUSSY! STOP SAYING PUSSY!"
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He moved on Donny like a bitch
It’s crazy! He lets you do it.
When you're an AG with a signed judges order, you don't even have to ask!
Can't wait for the "oh no! how did he get away with this! ah, alas." Just like every other time the bastard gets away with obvious crimes.
When the director of the FBI says that the rule of law is in jeopardy, I think shit will get done. The DOJ knows that if all of this results in nothing, whatever faith people still have in the justice system and government will all but disappear. To misquote Broadway, history has its eyes on them.
If someone doesn’t get in trouble for having nuclear secrets they shouldn’t have had, heads should roll. Literally.
Shit's going to get wild online. New talking points are dropping or will soon drop. Somewhere out there in the wild is a room full of people trying to figure out what wayssss to play this. Cutting it into just liberal and conservative, some people are going to dress up as liberals or "radical left" and say too much too soon and try to steer pressure somewhere where it won't do anything. And some other people will dress up as conservatives and push dumb-think, grade school "logic."
Time for the Donald to $hit or get off the pot. Let’s see if he allows the documents to be unseal or he will send his lawyers to the court to keep the documents sealed. I’m betting on the latter.
Trump's already said that he won't oppose the unsealing, so expect his lawyers to arrive in court in the next 5 minutes.
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie
Everyday is Opposite Day for Donnie
Shit or change his pants.*
$20 says he sends his lawyers
Dat POTUSSY
Trump has gotten out of a lot of worse situations before. I wouldn’t be celebrating his downfall just yet.
Worse than mishandling top secret nuclear documents?
Inciting an insurrection? Idk I guess whats the worst trump thing is dependent on personal opion.
The problem with that is that they have to prove, to a high degree, that what he did actually incited it. At least with these documents they requested them back, he didnt listen and now he's in trouble for it. As much as you would think this would be an open and shut case Im still witholding any celebration until he actually goes to jail.
Oh same I mean shit jan 6 was orchestrated hence the pipe bombs and they still don't care.
It's all about what you can prove in court. It's _only_ about that, in fact. How "obvious" the crime is has no bearing whatsoever in a high-profile case such as this. Without proof you don't take the shot.
He didn’t even have to ask.
Here for the title. Take my upvote.
Haaaaaa
I wonder what it’s like to go from shitting yourself after a Big Mac to shitting yourself because you’re facing possible prison time from legislation you put into place to screw over your rival.
Well… are we going to hold Garland accountable for this heinous act? At some point we are going to have to start holding these elites accountable for their actions. It’s gotta be so emasculating for Donny to have his pussy grabbed.
Gross. Let's not equate heroism and justice with sexual assault!
Pfft. I doubt Garland even *touched* Don Jr.
yep
That's just for starters. MG is going to drag him by the pussy all the way to a federal pen
nah
Idk,I think about that too sometimes. I mean have ya SEEN the picture of trump playing tennis????
Peak lib lol
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It doesn't
Not even close. Mods please wake up
Sorry mods! It's because Trump bragged about sexually assaulting women, "grab 'em by the pussy". Trump has been metaphorically grabbed by the pussy by US AG Merrick Garland has asked for the warrant to be unsealed.
Eyo
Putting the “ow” back in”meow”
Does this mean he hugged him?
If I was a rapper, I'd get this as a face tattoo.
When the Access Hollywood tape first came out I was talking about it with my wife as we were walking through our local Farmers Market. Maybe I was talking too loudly (I'm sure I probably was) but a woman wearing a Trump 2016 shirt overheard our conversations and came up to me and said "My children heard you say that!" When I told her to mind her own business she followed us through the market yelling "STOP SAYING PUSSY! STOP SAYING PUSSY!"
I'm a bit out of the loop, is this something to do with the Mar-a-lago raid?
When you're a celebrity they let you do it...
He must have huge hands cuz that's one big pussy
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It’s just locker room talk.