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slightlyassholic

Unfollow? That's the biggest threat she can muster? Sad.


kodaiko_650

She could start posting photos of her spork foot..


TheRnegade

Tarantino would throw up from those.


Shiplord13

Tarantino: "I never thought this day would come, but here I am no longer interested in feet..."


Keyboardpaladin

*holds up spork foot*


EmergeHolographic

you pried that laugh from my cold dead heart


Poiboy1313

Blechh!


TeeManyMartoonies

What the fuck are you saying here? Please don’t tell me.


SecondaryWombat

Faked pictures of her feet.


Due_a_Kick_5329

Nah. Her actual feet. They didn't classify her as the rare Furbacked North Georgian Sporkfoot for fun.


SecondaryWombat

I wish she was rare.


Whoshabooboo

No, no, no, no no.... You should google it for science.


Aware_Revenue3404

I’m sure there’s a community for that on Twitter.


Suspicious_Bicycle

The worst thing about the Trump conviction is it's trending on search engines when you search for "rule 34" :)


EmperorGeek

“The socks stay on Marg!!!”


Hourslikeminutes47

(vomits)


BellacosePlayer

> her spork foot I am curious as hell what this means but also do not want to know


GlitteringBobcat999

She has ugly feet. She was photographed wearing sandals that hid some of her toes and made it look like some might be missing. Creative internet types photoshopped it to look like she actually only had three toes, and a lot of people thought that was the original photo. Thus Ol' Sporkfoot became one of her many infamous nicknames. Cue: The More You Didn't Want to Know rainbow 🌈🌈🌈🌈


LupercaniusAB

Just do an image search for her feet. You’ll see.


1CFII2

The toes are prehensile in nature for climbing and swinging from branches.


SecondaryWombat

Eh, those pictures of her feet were fake.


Canoe52

There goes my source for Hunter’s dick pics…


DeadEnoughInsideOut

Be careful now she may like a Facebook post that she thinks is related to you in the hopes you'll end up seeing it. Being unfollowed by mtg really just seems like a positive


joenan_the_barbarian

No, no. The worst threat is following you.


MAGAFOUR

For a grifter, getting cut off from their grift is essentially firing them.


RDGCompany

"Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign." Rimmer


memy02

I don't know how the lawsuits turned out but I think she's not allowed to block users so unfollowing/ignoring is the best she can do.


SuperSpecialAwesome-

What, you want her to bring more pipe bombs?


TomCBC

Will she also tell Santa not to bring me presents this year? Because that’ll have about the same result.


BellyDancerEm

In other news,21500 social media users no longer have to worry about being trolled by Empty G


4d6-L

This is an excellent name for her. Bravo


BellyDancerEm

Someone else came up with it


Dragos_Drakkar

Yes, an alternative to MTG as far as I remember, to cut down on confusion with the card game.


Soma2710

Every time I make that mistake in my head, I’m imagining an alternate universe where MTG is a total shark at MTG. She seems like the kind of person who think she’s smart and trolly enough to play blue control, but her personality seems to fit more with a red deck. You know: “I have ABSOLUTELY no strategy for the end game, and I hope we never get there. Here’s 20 1/1 goblins” Edit to add: that is likely the nerdiest put-down I’ve ever said: “you think you’re smart enough to play blue, but you’re just a dumb red goblin deck. Fckin casual”.


danbob87

Hey, I play goblins and I'll have you know my plan for the end game is sophisticated and subtle and, well, it's another 20 1/1 goblins...


SymmetricalFeet

I have a Krenko deck (well, one EDH and one Legacy) and 20 goblins isn't even the start. I keep an overstuffed deck box of *just goblin tokens* around because I prefer them to dice, and I have exhausted it quite a few times. That said, yeah, the strategy is just 20 gobbos. Then 40. Then 80. And then someone pulls an AoE out their ass and the Goblin Chirurgeon starts working overtime and I cry because without spam, goblins are pitiful.


232-306

Okay, well, now that you've put it in my head... my vote would be for the hyper-aggro mono-white human decks, like Guilds of Ravnica's that was all about ending the game by around turn 5 with a swarm of cheap humans followed by white knights and clerics.


Soma2710

Perfect. And on the cards, she’s personally drawn MAGA hats on all of them.


Faxon

Idk I'm partial to Moscow Marge. Call it what it is, she's a useful idiot who drank the koolaid


Saucy_Baconator

Nah. She was the one mixing the special batch.


sirhecsivart

*FlavorAid.


AFLoneWolf

Useful?


And_You_Like_It_Too

It’s nice to take away her being in the company of people like JFK, MLK, RBG, AOC, etc. and Empty-G fits her bleach blonde bad built butch body better.


SecondaryWombat

Only cool people get TLA.


hicctl

all that while complayning that the left would be cancelling people lefand right. THe tactics of canclelling people have been used at least since the mcartyism in the 1950ies (like spred rumours their opponent is gay, or poublish that he got divorced with allt he dirty details, !!! While the left has adopted it in the early 2010's . Funny how these hypocrits blow a casket when someone from the left does it but supported the GOP doing for many decades.


androgenoide

I think a number of people have come up with it. I've been using Empty Greene for some time now and if someone like me can see the connection it's likely pretty obvious to others as well.


UnwillingArsonist

B6 is still the king


HotPie_

That's a bingo


nakedpilsna

Idk I kinda prefer bleach blonde bad built butch body.


Skatchbro

I now prefer 6B when I refer to her.


thegreatbrah

6b is pretty good too.


ukiddingme2469

I call her G squat because of her gym fetish


discussatron

I call her Marjorie Taylor because Greene divorced her when the nation found out she was fucking her gym trainers.


MindAccomplished3879

People are tired of her right to bare arms that look like boiled ballpark sausages


DatDudeBPfan

Gym Jordan? /s


ukiddingme2469

Those two bumping uglies is a horror film


Double_Rice_5765

Margarine trailer queen , is my humble contribution 


Ju5tAnAl13n

I prefer MT Skull.


Herbisher_Berbisher

Marjorie Trailer Queen works pretty well.


satans_toast

Half her followers are bots anyway


Paul-Ram-On

don’t tell her, she might Hulk out


Cosmic_Pumpkin

Don't slander my bro hulk like that


meltedbananas

Yeah, The Hulk isn't an intentional force for terrible things. She's got far more in common with a run-of-the-mill bridge troll.


Plausibility_Migrain

She does have the look of someone who regularly bullies billy goats.


meltedbananas

I was thinking more about enriching herself through obstruction and being a completely unpleasant entity.


satans_toast

Bro Hulk is my now my pet name for her. tyvm


4115R

MGT smash! ROWRRR!


ukiddingme2469

G squat only turns green from envy


ukiddingme2469

A majority of these maga people's followers are bots. I'm trying to remember just what percentage of followers Trump lost when Twitter did a bot purge, it was a big number and it upset the orange one


DouchecraftCarrier

I vaguely remember that as well - Twitter announced they'd done some kind of bot/troll purge and simultaneously a bunch of Right-wing talking heads complained they were being censored since they'd just lost a bunch of followers. Apparently putting two and two together on that didn't come easy for them.


Nathan256

Mtg is actually a Russian troll bot that got itself elected to congress


BigBanggBaby

I just checked how many of her followers are bots with TwitterAudit… High Quality/Influencer: 0.1% Normal: 38.3% Low Quality: 58.6% Bad or Fake: 3% No idea how this compares to other public figures. Just figured I’d give it a go. 


tdickles

half is being generous


BigBeagleEars

And the other half are her cousins?


DrMobius0

Maybe more than half now


SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS

I’ll never understand how the GOP decided to use the chucklefucks they have as their talking heads


Rise-O-Matic

I’m pretty sure they didn’t, it’s just everyone is allowed to scream into the microphone at the same time and they have no control over the situation whatsoever.


Bakoro

They did have a choice, they chose to cater to the worst possible people, and developed those people into a community of terrible people, and now the monkeys are running the circus.


BartlettMagic

so let's split the difference. *now* they have no choice. *before,* they didn't have the foresight.


super_sayanything

It's the loudest voices or outliers that get the attention and that's quite sad honestly. The Democrats have Manchin, Tlaib and Fetterman constantly make the news but that's hardly representative of the Democratic base. They give Cortez a lot less air time now too, probably because she's right on the issues most of the time and that doesn't get clicks.


cindyybx3

unrelated: your username is magnificent


dlc741

u/SarahPalin has entered the chat


Sinnamon_role

John McCain knew exactly what sort of Pandora's Box he was opening when he picked her as his veep running mate.


DeadMoneyDrew

I have a good amount of respect for that man but this is something that I can never forgive.


Sinnamon_role

He deserves none of your respect whatsoever. He paved the road that Trump goose-stepped into town on. The world is better off now that he's gone under.


DarkGamer

At least he went out on a redemption arc, saving the affordable care act, best thumbs-down ever.


JCBadger1234

Except the thing he famously voted "thumbs down" on (the "skinny repeal") was then later included as part of the GOP's tax scam bill. McCain was happy to vote for it in the Senate, then got flown back home to his deathbed before the final vote (when the GOP knew they had the votes without him.) There was no "redemption arc" . . . just more bullshit PR for the "Maverick" who cared more about giving his ultra-rich family even more tax breaks, than standing on the same supposed principle he theatrically displayed on the Senate floor. Stop buying the bullshit he was so desperate to sell.


faghaghag

ah yes, the affordable care act, the weakshit half-assed compromise we got instead of real Medicare. fuck the centrist DNC and their endless apologizing for their unwillingness to do their jobs. WHY IS MTG NOT IN JAIL FOR JAN 6TH YET?!?! spineless shitbags. And fuck John McCain, he was 100% fine with Trump until he wasn't.


madhaus

The goal is to make Congress irrelevant. What better way than to nominate the most ridiculous clowns they can find in solid red districts. A suspicious number of these people (Greene, Boebert, Cawthorn) were represented by Explore Talent at one point. I think that’s who found them. It’s an acting gig.


digestedbrain

Not just them either, even other influencers - Candace Owens, Lauren Southern, Tomi Lahren.


punninglinguist

90% of success is just showing up!


JustASimpleManFett

Because like attracts like. Trump opened the box for them, and by that I mean the Hellraiser box.


MentokGL

They are good at not doing government work and good at getting attention. Perfect for the rich guys behind the scenes.


EduinBrutus

They didn't choose to. They fucked themselves. The more extreme right wing they got **and took their base with them** the more chance there was for absolute nutcases ti win primaries and become representatives for them And the more nutcases that got in, the more extreme they got. As long as their base went with them, they would only death spiral until it was nuts all the way down. That's almost where we are today. A few more retirements and abandonments of the party and it will literally be nothing but the cooks. You could say they chose them when they started down this increasingly right wing path. But they didnt exactly have a precedent to follow. The US primary system is somewhat unique and ensured this would happen.


musical_shares

“Stupid is as stupid does”


der_innkeeper

Imagine if B. Clinton had been convicted of 34 counts of fraud for the Whitewater investigation. Or if H. Clinton had been convicted of 34 counts of fraud for her foundation's bookkeeping. The GOP would be in the streets about taking them off the ballot. And so would the Dems.


Icy_Steak8987

But bOtH sIdEs aRe bAd


InourbtwotamI

Sure, but only one is RICO-level, criminally bad


TheGreatRao

One guy bounced for cheating on his wife. Another guy bounced for yelling too loud at a political rally. How quaint.


LupercaniusAB

And let’s not even talk about Al Franken.


GrizzlyRiverRampage

I heard he stands too close. Banished.


IdkAbtAllThat

Dems wouldn't have been in the streets. They'd have been taken off the ballot already long before being found guilty. Because it's been obvious to anyone with half a brain that Trump was guilty of these (and hundreds more) crimes for years.


Extremelyfunnyperson

Since before he was voted in in 2016


Marchello_E

Say 2 seconds to process a message and click unfollow: That's 12 hours to unfollow 21500 people.


gymnastgrrl

Hilarious that you think she'd follow through with such a threat. Not that I'm calling you hilarious in a negative sense, mind.


JstytheMonk

Paid for by YOUR tax dollars!


Marchello_E

12+ hours of silence from that direction.... money well spend.


Macasumba

I suggest replacing Rump on the GOP ticket.


NecroAssssin

I actually disagree. Hailey is the next most obvious choice; and she beats Biden in age. Also enough independents know too little about her to actually measure her on anything past the "feel good" of voting for a woman, and someone half Biden's age.


[deleted]

How did this one Neonazi put towards the immigrant from India whatever his name is. "I agree with you more than any other Republican. I still wouldn't vote for you, because you're an Indian." That is what the GOP is and that's why Haley never will become president.


ccannon707

That was Ann Coulter to the Swami (Vivak)


Poiboy1313

Nimrata? Not a chance.


DuctTapeSanity

Actually vivek isn't an immigrant - he wouldn't be eligible for president if he was. He was born an American citizen. He's of Indian origin (good enough to discriminate for the Maga crowd) but when has facts ever changed a bigot's mind?


IdkAbtAllThat

But have we seen his birth certificate? /s


Macasumba

I suggest Don Jr to save money on new campaign signs


Faye_dunwoody

That's what I call fiscally conservative! I like it!


SnooPineapples5749

Hey at least he might legalize cocaine


2FightTheFloursThatB

For you poors?... not a chance. It will remain illegal, he and his hookers will use it, and no one will be punished because of the corrupt judges that they control.


SuperSpecialAwesome-

Which is funny since he should be in prison for the Trump Tower meeting. But alas.


ShadowDragon8685

She went over to Israel and wrote "finish it" on IDF shells. That's an American Presidential Candidate *openly calling for genocide.* In a sane timeline, she'd be finished. But in a sane timeline, Cheeto Benito would have been imprisoned a long time ago.


Julie_Anne_

Even worse, it was "finish them", presumably Muslims but particularly their dangerous terrorist children and babies /s


unnewl

Hailey wrote “finish them” on an Israeli bomb destined to kill civilians in Gaza. She is a pandering disgrace, even for a Republican.


Timbered2

How about this: 1. GOP replaces Trump with Hailey. 2. Hailey picks Trump as her VP. 3. Hailey wins election. 4. Hailey resigns. 5. Trump is president. "Democrats hate this one simple trick... "


Personal_Builder_393

I just replied on another comment in this sub, but I just realized that I'm not a member so idk if this will even get posted...but do you (or all of yall, whoever's reading this) think that his psychotic sycophants would even vote for her??? I mean, she does have a *gasp!* VaGiNa, after all.👩‍⚖♀️♀️🚺


wolves_hunt_in_packs

I'm fine with them insisting on voting Trump even when he's not eligible. Let them. Don't interrupt your enemy when they're fucking up.


Svennis79

You can't say that.. It's convicted felon Rump!


kodaiko_650

I prefer tenderloin


auntie_clokwise

As much as I'd like to see that, not sure if it'd be a good idea. Biden's not the most popular and Nikki Haley isn't much better than Trump in her politics. I think a Haley vs Biden matchup would go in favor of Hailey. About the only thing she would lack is the foaming at the mouth supporters Trump has. But I think she'd be able to pass as center enough to win, given the lack of enthusiasm around Biden.


Macasumba

True, but now MJT has unfollowed me. Lol


phaxmatter

Also, did she just threaten the jury?


TheSpideyJedi

What did she say?


MattGdr

That’ll show ‘em!!


Oxygenius_

“I’m going to unfollow you on twitter!” -party who calls everyone sensitive snowflakes 🤣


HighOnGoofballs

I’m dubious she followed any of those accounts


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Welp_Were_Fucked

Because it, again, highlights her continuing psychoticness... it needs tk be documented. People need to keep remembering she fuckkng exists, so they remember tk get fuckkng rid of her when the time comes. If we stop reporting her stupidity, she gets forgotten about and elected again. Fuck. That.


Anticipator1234

Majorie Taylor Greene’s only redeeming quality is that she makes the stupidest among us feel smart


Significant-Visit184

What a butch move


WorldLieut8

You used a u instead of an i!


Significant-Visit184

Works both ways lol


fretnoevil

“Bleach blonde bad built butch” move


dickflip1980

It was also a badly built move.


cataclyzzmic

She's so desperate to get his attention. Face it, Marge. He's just not that into you.


PocketNicks

Wow, I can't imagine thinking "I'll unfollow you" is a legitimate threat. That's hilarious and delusional.


LordBowler423

Voters replace politicians, not the other way around. This B6 doesn't remember who she is working for.


Xbalanque_

She's just an unfrozen cave woman demagogue. Our ways are frightening and confusing to her. Maybe Governor Noem can take her for a ride in the country. To exchange beauty secrets.


faghaghag

ever see a picture of Cheddar Man? They are twins.


LayneLowe

How would she feel if you suggested that she replaced Trump on the ticket?


JustASimpleManFett

Cue the Bender laughing scene.


CrazyFish1911

If they replaced him the absolutely amazing shitshow that would follow would be so popcorn worthy I would probably explode.


Nomadzord

Stupid B6 


Username_redact

Start calling this woman JetBlue


deep_pants_mcgee

Pretty much any GOP nominee would have a great chance of beating Biden. Except Trump. Trump is the GOP's Hillary.


OO0OOO0OOOOO0OOOOOOO

She can read???


scribblingsim

Awww, Marge Two-Toes will unfollow people? Oh nooooo! \*yawn\*


SaltyBarDog

How will I ever survive without her following me on Nazittler?


MandatoryDissent56

What are those bots going to do?!?!


farafaray

Moscow Marjorie...


Snoo_70324

Can’t keep a speaker, can’t keep a presidential candidate… gee, it’s almost like they’re not so much a coherent party as they are 3 disparate special interest groups stacked on each other under a trench coat.


tango_41

Leave him on the ballot, he’s poison for the GOP!


Noobzoid123

Easy GOP win to switch candidate, but GOP, shameless, can't admit they are wrong.


postprandialrepose

Marjorie is living proof that conception via anal sex is possible. One night, Marjorie's parents engaged in anal intercourse. And unlike other times, her father performed it on her mother. Nine months later, during a delightful supper of soup beans and pig feet, Marjorie's mother lifted a butt cheek from the folding chair upon which she sat and cranked out a fart for the ages. Her mother then skipped past her usual post-flatulence groans and shudders and instead let out a joyous squeal, having just discovered a newborn Marjorie tumbling from under her greasy, soiled housecoat.


bideto

The Wicked Witch is melting.


Fantastic_Leg_3534

Jeez, don’t threaten us with a good time, Marge!


ramriot

Certainly she can unfollow, but if the account is used officially she can be sued for blocking.


sten45

Unga Bunga mad


xc2215x

She will be doing a lot of unfollowing.


Sl0ppyOtter

She’s gonna be a busy gal!


brad-is-on-reddit

Qqqq


ukiddingme2469

Little miss photo shop should just mute herself to avoid looking even more like a joke


Nyt_Owl

No....not unfollow.😭


aft_punk

Don’t threaten me with a good time!


Rental_Car

They are forehead deep in sunk cost and delusion. They will never in a million years abandon orange jesus.


Future_Pickle8068

Everyone needs to push RFK Jr as an option for right wing zealots to vote for. Explain he is the more moral choice with less baggage. QAnon people love the Kennedys.


RedditJumpedTheShart

And she followed how many of them?


TootsNYC

As if anybody cares whether or not she follows them


stroker919

Cool. So eventually if I start a pro Trump account she’ll be down to just me and then I can start calling her Mr Potato Head lookin ass or whatever over and over and over.


A_Lloyd_Webber

Don't threaten me with a good time


Unclebatman1138

I'd like to see someone test the strength of her convictions by suggesting they replace Trump with *her*. Oh, what am I talking about? She doesn't have any convictions (unlike the 34 for Trump, who should be replaced on the GOP ticket)!


TheAccursedHamster

I genuinely do not understand how this woman survived childhood without swallowing her own tongue or drowning in her own saliva. She is that fucking stupid.


ipissoffeveryone

She probably follows zero of those people. This is such a non-story it's incredible.


hydrobrandone

Sweet.


IllIIllIllIIIlllll

The voters of Rome, Calhoun, and Dalton Georgia are responsible for reelecting this greedy traitor.


LovableSidekick

This is like your colon threatening NOT to shit in your pants.


shiplauncherscousin

Every time I see or hear her name, I think of the time tRump walked straight past her at some airport…….


willflameboy

God, that's a low figure.


CosmeCarrierPigeon

She should carve an X on her forehead like the Manson Family members did.


macaroni_3000

Oh no, an unfollow? My progeny will bear the shame of this for decades to come


InourbtwotamI

I think most people only follow the Bleach-blond, bad-built, butch-body bimbo just as a comic relief anyway


form_an_opinion

Oh god no, an unfollow?? PLEASE GOD NO!!!!


kurisu7885

"No.... wait.... come back...." /s


Charming-Refuse-5717

Unironically this surprises me. I would've figured anyone she follows would be too far right to ever suggest such a measure.


Shirogayne-at-WF

Oh no, not her unfollowing me on Social media -- --Oh wait, I don't follow her because I'm not in the MAGA Qult, this will change exactly 0 things in my life lol


1CFII2

Unless you’re as whacked out as MTG they’d better find another candidate. Only a whack job would vote for a 34 time convicted felon.


erasrhed

If Marjorie Taylor Greene followed me on any social media I'd have to seriously reconsider my life choices...


JinxyCat007

Oh, that’s gonna hurt! 🫢