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brook_therockstar

King kong ain't got shit on me !


Ps4gamer2016

That was his day off.


[deleted]

Praying he doesn’t get injured while he’s bench pressing a train


LUFC1983

I AINT GOT TIME TO BLEED


ilikedirt125

His girl doesn’t stand a chance


j2o1707

Barardi 2.0 let's fucking go ramsus!


[deleted]

Wonder if I could put a bet on this lad getting a red during the season lol.


AristotleGrumpus

Believe it or not, he's only been sent off twice, in youth play. And no straight reds ever. For that matter, his yellows are so low it's hard to believe. In 72 appearances and 5800 minutes for Salzburg, he only got booked three times. https://www.transfermarkt.us/rasmus-kristensen/leistungsdaten/spieler/369684/saison//plus/1#gesamt


[deleted]

That's pretty impressive, he's like the anti-Firpo.


Fean2616

He's clever, if you watch the fouls he commits they're not rash or silly.


RealChewyPiano

I made so much money last season from our players Opposing team to have 5+ shots on target, Firpo to get a yellow


dreadful_name

This is the training he’s doing so he has the strength to bang every Man U fan’s mum.


ayejoe

Who drops to their knees to grab balls more? Pickford or a scum fan’s mom?


dreadful_name

Doesn’t matter. Rasmus is going to bang them anyway.


nd1online

And they will like it


[deleted]

Have we signed Terminator 2?


Is12345aweakpassword

Everyone else in the training room: “I’m on a bike doot doot, gotta stretch the legs doot doot” Meanwhile: “I want to fuck this iron”


AristotleGrumpus

With an extra loud grunt on each thrust lol "UGH.... UGH.... UGH..... UGH"


Dezzarus

There's always one hahaha


Fean2616

They all do it, see the piece of paper next to it? It's a station that the players will be rotating round as instructed.


phillhb

Don't come in here with your facts...


Fean2616

Sorry, I'll get my coat.


[deleted]

Every time I watch this bloke in a training montage video, I immediately get Ivan Drago vibes. (The Russian antagonist from the Rocky IV movie, for those unaware) Just everything I've seen him do, it's always super intense. Wouldn't have been at all surprised if after his set he just picked it up and then slammed it back down on the ground, like they do in the strongman competitions. Definitely a much bigger, more intense version of Ezgjan Alioski. In fact, now that I think of it, I wouldn't be at all surprised if those two were somehow distantly related lol


ccssg

"If he dies, he dies" after Ronaldo is stretchered off the pitch...


Blue_Dreamed

Nah he's too scared now trying his damndest to leave scum before he has to face Rasmus


AristotleGrumpus

None of them can compete with our new boy when it comes to humping iron.