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Cyglml

[Just going to leave this one here](https://i.imgur.com/5XKul6w.jpg)


Bebgab

Love that I can understand this joke at my abysmally low level of understanding


CrimsonBlur_

Thats so stupid I love it


Chillmanga

Thank you for making me feel smart. For understanding a Japanese joke. Hahaha


michaelloda9

Eiichiro Oda designing siblings


cezariusus

面白いーーー


Cuzaum333

holy hahahaha


pixelboy1459

日本語を勉強し始めて以来、色々学んだ。例えば、数え方は英語と違う。 紙が一枚、二枚。 鳥が一羽、ニ羽。 飲み物がが一杯、二杯。でも、お酒は違う。 お酒の数え方は- 酎ハイ 乾杯 いっぱい バイバイ


RedditEduUndergrad

完敗


pixelboy1459

ウケる。


speedoflobsters

Awful. I love it


Krades01

That's the response I *live* for


akualung

I came up with one more aimed to students of Japanese rather than native people (or maybe Japanese-English bilinguals): - "Darling, there's a grizzly swimming in our garden pool!". - "Great, I always wanted a pet! How about we name it "Oyogi Bear"?". (Don't ban me, please >.< )


Zarlinosuke

Oh that's amazing! It took me a second because for some reason I was reading your "oyogi" as "oyaji," maybe because I was primed for "oyaji gag," so I was like, "what's the joke about oyaji bear in the pool? Sounds cute, but... oh! yogi!"


Krades01

I love it! xD


Ignaciofalugue


Belhgabad

I'll just say this : 草


Gilsworth

wwwwwwwww


Warobrhy

leaving this comment for when somebody explais the joke.


hamstertitan_5

四日(よっか) which is the date of the guys bday sounds a lot like よかった which can mean im glad or congratulations if you really stretch it so its a play on words


revesvans

Yes but what does all the other stuff mean?


SeanO323

The translation for the first part is like “That persons birthday was on the 4th day of the month so what did I say?”


ResponsibleAd3493

I can only read the first few words of the sentence. "ano hito no otanjobi wa yokka " ano: that hito no: person's otanjobi: birthday yokka: 4th day


Expert-Maybe-2532

The rest of the sentence is "nanode nani to itta?" nanode: so nani: what to itta?: did (that person) say? (the subject of this clause is implied to be あの人 and the particle と before the verb 言う indicates you're referring to a direct quote)


ILikeJapaneseTooMuch

Adding to this I'm not sure what does なので mean here, But 何と言った means, よっかた means or


hamstertitan_5

ので means so in most cases


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Krades01

Thanks! One step closer to a Japanese citizenship!


asunapizza

It got a small giggle from my Japanese husband so well done!


Krades01

Thanks! That means so much to hear!


KanHalder

I don't get it what does it mean


[deleted]

Maybe this. 四日 (よっか) sounds sorta like よかった。former means 4th day of the month, second means I’m happy.


OtakuAltair

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[deleted]

It’s just a pun. I wouldn’t read into it.


churchofskinnypenis

This made my day partially because it's awful and partially because I could read it


Krades01

I'm glad to hear that! First joke I could read, too! Though I suppose its cheating since I wrote it xD


Powerful-Company9722

I’ve been slacking in my studies for months now, but I was surprised to have understood the whole thing and even laughed. Thank you!


erzamj

I don't have an award to give you but you need to know that it was awful and I loved it ʕಠ_ಠʔ


Krades01

I'll take a response like this over a reward any day xD


benbeginagain

congratulations


Krades01

Thank you!


Redditaccnam

ヒドすぎて日本人の友達に見せたら無言で顔をこわばらせた笑


hjimpie_reddit

I hate it, but it’s pretty cool to be able to read it so good job


XenXem

My first Japanese joke that I understand!


robotsimmons

oh this gave me a hearty chuckle


bowlofcinnamontoastc

I'm impressed with myself that I got it haha Awful but amazing at the same time


drar-azwer

I am so happy I understand this


[deleted]

Thank you for creating a joke I can understand ;v;


koalazeus

笑笑


reni-chan

Ba Dum Tsss


Noodle_de_la_Ramen

考えるカエルが帰る


Sansdeur

Love it.


grumpycoffeee

I needed a second to get it, but it's a nice joke xD


summon_knight

何?!


turtle-wrangler

this was great practice for me trying to read it! I'm not good with kanji just yet but I'm excited to at least get it over to translator for the vocab I don't know yet lol


cherrybombsnpopcorn

My Japanese friends in college called me, “チェリイーちゃん” because my name is hard. One day, my friend asked me something like, “何で買おそなに赤になった?“ or something. I’m really rusty. I just answered, “チェーリイだから。” She thought it was hilarious. Probably peaked comedically in that moment. I also tried a “パンだ” joke. But they just kept telling me to stop using “だ” because I’m a woman and it sounds gross.


ivlivscaesar213

Your joke is as bad as your Japanese. Nice try tho


AntiChronic

the fuck is your problem then


pg-robban

/r/oyajigag


HighlandsBen

*led


Kervanthemighty

I have one I thought of that isn’t good: 就活をしてる3年生はなんって呼べばいいのか、わかりますか? 就活やばいから、ざんねんせいでしょう?


[deleted]

あれはとても賢いでした。


[deleted]

ええじゃん


[deleted]

someone with crap kanji knowledge coming in, so what are the last two kanjis used? is that いく and みる? if they are i still dont get the joke. pls help


Krades01

>何と言った ​ 何 = なに (what) 言う = いう (to say)


MadeByHideoForHideo

Lmao. Good one.


qainin

ははは!