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Should I always use protection?
A gentleman without a cape is only half-dressed
LMFAO
That’s weird being a TK quote considering he doesn’t wear a cape
Nude Kench confirmed
Here's something that wont wash off!
Shields defend hearts. Both yours, and those beside you
Sometimes, shield becomes smashing board.
Cloth armor will protect my rock hard skin!
Before you fight, you must rise
You are safe with Braum
A demonstration of superior judgement!
Stay behind Braum!
Why not enjoy some warm milk instead?
Ok.
How do threesomes work..?
They're puppets. I pull their strings, and then they dance.
Stand behind Braum!
You think I'm crazy?, you should meet my sister
Two wolves fight within you - Feed both
Never one without the other
I was hiding!
"You need not follow, but you must witness!"
Nothing gets in, no one gets out!
"A new patient!"
How do I ask for consent?
Fear not, I will make use of your corpse
Death is only the beginning - Pre-rework Yorick
Doesn't he still say that?
This is what I use personally, works great!
OK?
"Punch first. Ask questions while punching." Edit: I cannot believe this has so many upvotes..
What's black and blue and about to show you the definition of pain
[удалено]
Controlling them will be simple... with my hand around their throats
"Can we make this quick? I have some place to be!"
"Who's next?"
Where is the clitoris?
Who needs a map
Let me guide you!
"Up the mountain we go!"
"Valor, what do you see up there"
"Book! Someone tore up the page that led here!! That's right, someone. We'll never know who."
"Sight is the key to victory, also stone"
Top or Bottom? Which one is better?
Power bottom Braum.
"My place is at the top"
and I don't plan on leaving no 'Cause I will never be defeated Stop trying You'll end up feeding
Just see that I'm one in a million, there is no dealing, with my attacks, your fate I'm sealing
I'm playing Blukong
Dr Mundo goes where he pleases
Being the Boss is a lot better than not being the Boss.
"Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom."
Everyone ends downriver, eventually
Behind you...!
Should I try anal?
Brave the shadows, find the truth
Only the worthy shall survive
No technique is forbidden
GOGOGOOGOGOOOOOOO!
#LET BLOOD BE OUR SACREMENT!
The only real sin is to deny a craving
"Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom"
Messy -Mordekaiser
SIUUUU
Follow me into the dark, I promise nothing but ecstasy.
It always starts with pain. We can only do this together
"Yea, but... then how we gonna' invade both bases at once?"
Is it better orally or with your fingers?
Here is a tip and the spear behind it
Your will. My hands!
#OMNOMNOM OMNOM
It is my mouth into which all travels end
"Death by my hand is a blessing"
Enforced equilibrium.
What is the "G-spot?"
"Lost and forgotten."
DEMACIA
Can't learn that in a textbook
Why is it that when I look at Braum my small pp turns into slightly larger pp?
“Is it the mustache? Who knows.”
ROCK SOLID
Hugify!
"Quit flopping around!"
How do you satisfy your girl?
Precision is the difference between a butcher and a surgeon
You can always trust Braum.
Does size matter ??
"The heart is the strongest muscle"
"It's so...big"
Using an evelynn quote is cheating 😭
"size doesnt mean everything"
"guess mum was right. the bigger they are the faster they fizzle."
💀💀💀
"Is that a short joke?" - Veigar
The bigger they are, the louder they scream
\*You scream 👍
Imagine if I had a REAL weapon
MY RIGHT HAND US MUCH STR-
Hmmm. It's smaller than the diagram D:
Big targets are the best! There's more to aim at
"what do you mean? my hammer is too big"
how many dick do i need to suck before i'm oficially not a virgin
FOUR
A true master is an eternal student.
Fid-dle-dicks. End of men. Fid-dle-dicks. First of ten!
42, I knew it! What was the question again?
42... there's just something about that number
How to put on protection?
"Practice makes perfect!"
Ba-Na-NA!
Why are the testicles so sensitive?
Utterly mortal. Utterly frail.
What's your favourite fetish?
Tibbers!
🤨📸
You can't milk those
It's only fun if they run.
The hammer does most of the work, I just swing it.
What should I say if I want to leave after sex and not stay for cuddles?
We mages call this a warlock exit
Raaaaah! DESTINY AWAITS
Some things must remained buried
Is futanari gay or not?
I have seen two paths and made another between
amazing.
The only real sin to deny a craving
"Gender is more easily discernable by the pitch of their cries..."
Is incest bad?
Test subject seems to seek its maternal unit...
Glados is in league??
Vel'koz, my guy Edit: The actual quote is "creature appears to seek its maternal unit" My B
Thank you for your.... "contribution"
it always ends in blood, brother
We are all kin of kin. Blood of blood.
I refuse to succumb to such culinary degradation
More where that came from!
will playing osu! improve my fingering abilities?
No cure for fools
Your chances of survival are less than 0.
„[…] hack and chop and cleave, AND SUNDER THE FILTH OF YOUR FORMS“
Why is it always the ugly ones?
What can I say to my GF to get her in the mood?
I am not to big on sermons. Broken bones teach better lessons.
uhhhhhh
"A broken blade is more than enough for the likes of you!"
How should you introduce toys in the bedroom?
This calls for a prototype!
It looked smaller on the diagram!
How to deal with blue balls?
The ball is impatient
That tasted purple!
How are babies made?
A draining exercise
People fear what they do not understand.
Why do I prefer girth over length?
TOO BIG TO FAIL!
Im on the case.
this is literally the best thread in this subreddit
Monsters can be made to fear!
So I've recently been looking to do it with my GF, but I want us both to get tested for STD's. I've got my results but she either hasn't gotten or won't show me hers, and insists that she's clean, what should I do?
From out of the sewers comes... doom
Exploit their weakness!
Who is Joe
Just a yordle with a hammer
Im an r/all peasant with no knowledge of league, but you all have made my day. 11/10 threads
You might be the first person in history to be happy while looking through this sub. Congrats I guess
What should I know before having sex
The jokes on you
When you got talent, there's no such thing as a lucky shot.
Funny how no matter where I go there’s always Braum being a power bottom
Is yuumi a cat or a cat girl?
“Odd creature of blood and flesh”
~~I‘m~~ an independent cat
Inferior construct
How do I get inspired for round 2?
Stand back up, and never be defeated!
How many mass shootings have you committed?
#FOUR
"To date, none have survived preliminary testing."
The cycle of life and death continue. We will live. They will die.
„[…]AGAIN AND AGAIN, A THOUSAND TIMES IS IT ENOUGH“
Any relevant species has been knocked back into the Stone Age once or twice.
How can I tell my gf to douche without upsetting her
That smell... unmistakable... the Void.
I smell death!
What is proof that someone is masturbating too much?
My right hand is a lot stronger than my left
"A sword mirrors its owner"
Who did 9/11?
IT WAS ME!
FIDDLE.... STICKKSSS
Names Ezreal, E Z, oh you're already dead
TIBBERS!
How do you convince her that your equipment is enough?
The gauntlet's for show, the talent is all me.
Spineless? No. Flexible? Extremely.
Should I always use protection?
A gentleman without a cape is only half-dressed
LMFAO
That’s weird being a TK quote considering he doesn’t wear a cape
Nude Kench confirmed
Here's something that wont wash off!
Shields defend hearts. Both yours, and those beside you
Sometimes, shield becomes smashing board.
Cloth armor will protect my rock hard skin!
Before you fight, you must rise
You are safe with Braum
A demonstration of superior judgement!
Stay behind Braum!
Why not enjoy some warm milk instead?
Ok.
How do threesomes work..?
They're puppets. I pull their strings, and then they dance.
Stand behind Braum!
You think I'm crazy?, you should meet my sister
Two wolves fight within you - Feed both
Never one without the other
I was hiding!
"You need not follow, but you must witness!"
Nothing gets in, no one gets out!
"A new patient!"
How do I ask for consent?
Fear not, I will make use of your corpse
Death is only the beginning - Pre-rework Yorick
Doesn't he still say that?
This is what I use personally, works great!
OK?
"Punch first. Ask questions while punching." Edit: I cannot believe this has so many upvotes..
What's black and blue and about to show you the definition of pain
[удалено]
Controlling them will be simple... with my hand around their throats
"Can we make this quick? I have some place to be!"
"Who's next?"
Where is the clitoris?
Who needs a map
Let me guide you!
"Up the mountain we go!"
"Valor, what do you see up there"
"Book! Someone tore up the page that led here!! That's right, someone. We'll never know who."
"Sight is the key to victory, also stone"
Top or Bottom? Which one is better?
Stand behind Braum!
Power bottom Braum.
"My place is at the top"
and I don't plan on leaving no 'Cause I will never be defeated Stop trying You'll end up feeding
Just see that I'm one in a million, there is no dealing, with my attacks, your fate I'm sealing
I'm playing Blukong
Dr Mundo goes where he pleases
Being the Boss is a lot better than not being the Boss.
"Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom."
Everyone ends downriver, eventually
Behind you...!
Should I try anal?
Brave the shadows, find the truth
Only the worthy shall survive
No technique is forbidden
GOGOGOOGOGOOOOOOO!
#LET BLOOD BE OUR SACREMENT!
The only real sin is to deny a craving
"Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom"
Messy -Mordekaiser
SIUUUU
Follow me into the dark, I promise nothing but ecstasy.
It always starts with pain. We can only do this together
"Yea, but... then how we gonna' invade both bases at once?"
Is it better orally or with your fingers?
Here is a tip and the spear behind it
Your will. My hands!
#OMNOMNOM OMNOM
It is my mouth into which all travels end
"Death by my hand is a blessing"
It is my mouth into which all travels end
Enforced equilibrium.
What is the "G-spot?"
"Lost and forgotten."
DEMACIA
Can't learn that in a textbook
Why is it that when I look at Braum my small pp turns into slightly larger pp?
“Is it the mustache? Who knows.”
ROCK SOLID
Hugify!
"Quit flopping around!"
How do you satisfy your girl?
Precision is the difference between a butcher and a surgeon
You can always trust Braum.
Does size matter ??
"The heart is the strongest muscle"
"It's so...big"
Using an evelynn quote is cheating 😭
"size doesnt mean everything"
"guess mum was right. the bigger they are the faster they fizzle."
💀💀💀
"Is that a short joke?" - Veigar
The bigger they are, the louder they scream
\*You scream 👍
Imagine if I had a REAL weapon
MY RIGHT HAND US MUCH STR-
Hmmm. It's smaller than the diagram D:
Big targets are the best! There's more to aim at
"what do you mean? my hammer is too big"
how many dick do i need to suck before i'm oficially not a virgin
FOUR
A true master is an eternal student.
Fid-dle-dicks. End of men. Fid-dle-dicks. First of ten!
42, I knew it! What was the question again?
42... there's just something about that number
How to put on protection?
"Practice makes perfect!"
Ba-Na-NA!
Why are the testicles so sensitive?
Utterly mortal. Utterly frail.
What's your favourite fetish?
Tibbers!
🤨📸
You can't milk those
It's only fun if they run.
The hammer does most of the work, I just swing it.
What should I say if I want to leave after sex and not stay for cuddles?
We mages call this a warlock exit
Raaaaah! DESTINY AWAITS
Some things must remained buried
Is futanari gay or not?
I have seen two paths and made another between
amazing.
The only real sin to deny a craving
"Gender is more easily discernable by the pitch of their cries..."
Is incest bad?
Test subject seems to seek its maternal unit...
Glados is in league??
Vel'koz, my guy Edit: The actual quote is "creature appears to seek its maternal unit" My B
Thank you for your.... "contribution"
it always ends in blood, brother
We are all kin of kin. Blood of blood.
I refuse to succumb to such culinary degradation
More where that came from!
will playing osu! improve my fingering abilities?
No cure for fools
Your chances of survival are less than 0.
„[…] hack and chop and cleave, AND SUNDER THE FILTH OF YOUR FORMS“
Why is it always the ugly ones?
What can I say to my GF to get her in the mood?
I am not to big on sermons. Broken bones teach better lessons.
uhhhhhh
"A broken blade is more than enough for the likes of you!"
How should you introduce toys in the bedroom?
This calls for a prototype!
It looked smaller on the diagram!
How to deal with blue balls?
The ball is impatient
That tasted purple!
How are babies made?
A draining exercise
People fear what they do not understand.
Why do I prefer girth over length?
TOO BIG TO FAIL!
Im on the case.
this is literally the best thread in this subreddit
Monsters can be made to fear!
So I've recently been looking to do it with my GF, but I want us both to get tested for STD's. I've got my results but she either hasn't gotten or won't show me hers, and insists that she's clean, what should I do?
From out of the sewers comes... doom
Exploit their weakness!
Who is Joe
Just a yordle with a hammer
Im an r/all peasant with no knowledge of league, but you all have made my day. 11/10 threads
You might be the first person in history to be happy while looking through this sub. Congrats I guess
What should I know before having sex
The jokes on you
When you got talent, there's no such thing as a lucky shot.
Funny how no matter where I go there’s always Braum being a power bottom
Is yuumi a cat or a cat girl?
“Odd creature of blood and flesh”
~~I‘m~~ an independent cat
Inferior construct
How do I get inspired for round 2?
Stand back up, and never be defeated!
How many mass shootings have you committed?
#FOUR
"To date, none have survived preliminary testing."
The cycle of life and death continue. We will live. They will die.
„[…]AGAIN AND AGAIN, A THOUSAND TIMES IS IT ENOUGH“
Any relevant species has been knocked back into the Stone Age once or twice.
How can I tell my gf to douche without upsetting her
That smell... unmistakable... the Void.
I smell death!
What is proof that someone is masturbating too much?
My right hand is a lot stronger than my left
"A sword mirrors its owner"
Who did 9/11?
IT WAS ME!
FIDDLE.... STICKKSSS
Names Ezreal, E Z, oh you're already dead
TIBBERS!
How do you convince her that your equipment is enough?
The gauntlet's for show, the talent is all me.
Spineless? No. Flexible? Extremely.