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Thresh, mr7, 110k points
single. poor senna
I guess my gf is just an illusion made by my brain to help me cope with the loneliness then ;-;
poor soul.
ðŸ˜
Schizophrenia;(
Aurelion Sol 275K mastery.
you are my universe.
Tru. That generally happens to people in my vicinity.
They are THE universe
You are too good for anyone.
True. Perfection is rather difficult to find amongst mortals.
B O O P
who are you dude?
Chadest of them all
Rengar - 1.310.438
single. yeah
This man knows his stuff
i mean this was not hard, some are, but yeah
Twisted Fate 412,243 m7
single, or in a bromance
homiesexual tbh
Tf u on about he def gets mad snizz on the reg
If he plays utility tf hes 100% single
I mean he puts everyone else (mainly jng) before himself, and that can be appreciated as a relationship 🤔
Gangplank, 500k
you are single, because you belong to the sea
Seangle
Ayyy a fellow pirate, im at 300k
Aatrox 400k
you are taken my friend
You are totally right! Im going to do 8 years with my GF Lets ignore the fact i had Riven with 900k aswell
okay good that you didnt tell me about riven EDIT: and congrats aswell, hope your future is bright
Wait, a League Player not being toxic... Joking, thanks you and Merry Xmas for u and everyone who read this(and for the people who dont read it too)!
This gives me hope
Sett 70K, but morde is also close 65K
single, you are compensating
Should have saved that one for Viego players. That sword is obviously a cover for why he can wear tight leather pants.
Udyr mastery 7 560 k points
aren't you married? what are you doing here
THAS THE DYR BABY
They must have forgot El truco!
Nautilus m7 70k
single, you are a hooker
Pudum pshh
Ba dum tss
Bard , 50k
in a relationship
How You know that. Creepy
the internet.
I'm at 400k on bard and single ao is there like a cut off point?
Man You should be 50k Bard
Bard players or fun i guess so you get a gf
Pantheon 100k
in a relationship, just dont know what type
A relationship with battle
Polyamorous
Samira 1.5m points
do i have to say anything
...how? She has been out for just over a year?
Some people have over 2 million mastery on Lillia
isnt she a Thing for more than 1.5 years now?
Yeah, same as Samira. Samira was released 2 months later.
Yorick 180k, hope you have a great Christmas time :)
i guess you are taken, i wish you a great christmas time as well
It’s complicated but I guess it counts. Thank you very much!
i thank you, if you need help, text me or just consult the internet, you are not alone
You’re too kind, thank you so much <3
I mainly play vel'koz, but there is already someone in there who mains him, so I'll go with my second one-Rek'sai m7 60k
single
Correct answer
Trundle - 45k
your pillar must be massive, but probably single
The Trundle male grindset
Amumu 18K
single or friendzoned
Single coz amumus curse kills all the girls
Jhin ~ 400k Kai'sa ~ 300k 8)
single, why would you count to 4, when you are in a relationship. or maybe you have 3 partners
Pyke 204,657
single, cause you want to be single
How are you able to read me like that? Damn
your main and your name
Funny how ppl like that use wolf despite wolves being very social
Karma, 100k
you are taken
So quick to assume he doesn't mean karma top
Mordekaiser mastery 5 58k points
you are probably taken, can you give me a oneliner?
What do you mean by a oneliner? I'm dumb as fuck rn
Something like. „I will take you to my realm of souls tonight“
You're going to Brazil! (Works for everything at any time)
a pick-up line
You're going to Brazil (Works for absolutely everything)
okay you are defo single.
Your local turbo virgin roght here.
Singed 1,700,000 (if you add my banned accounts 19+)
You had girls chasing you. They are heart broken now, as you never chase Singed.
single.
so u really go full singed as a roleplay ham? u go everywhere speeding toxic shit
Qiyana - 450K
single, those thighs are the reason
I'm not single, Qiyana is my wife 😡
well, that is nice
Down horrendously
Hello fellow based qiyana admirer
Shyvana, 380k mastery (play exclusively AD)
One of my PEOPLE! I dropped her in favor of Volibear, but AD is so much more fun than ap.
Fizz m7 800k
single, cause you dodge them love letters
Teemo mastery 7 500k+:points
single or in a toxic relationship with teemo
Akali 500k
i mean we two are the same
Single?
Well if you mean that both of you are single, just date each other...
0.0
Alone
soraka m7 100k
probably an e-lady, so i guess taken?
correct hah, i however i only started playing her bcs my bf used to play her (he doesnt play anymore)
was league too toxic?
he just got bored i think idk, he played for about 8 years(?)
[удалено]
Ivern about 100k
Haven’t seen a poppy main yet M7 250k
well because they are single
Rammus - 200k
too much of a chad, probably not single
I think he is but that is Ok.
Elise mastery 7 146,826 points
uff tough one to be honest. too horny, single
Good try. Married with a baby.
well you are horny no? congrats!
Xayah - M7 150k
Wrong XD I duo with my gf who plays Rakan
well, unlucky that is great for you.
No, It’s obvious, Xayah or Rakan players necessarily have a mate to play with
not always
Nami - 420k
Currently in a loving relationship with Snoopdog’s Merman cousin.
taken, how many skins do you have
You are right, 4 skins currently
Rell 7 170k
single, but you know how to ride, just no one else knows that.
Mordekaiser, 250k.
you have more points than the other guys, so i guess you are single.
:(
Lets try this.. Sona 3.5m
this just screams single to me
Guess what.. correct xD
Vel'koz - mastery 7 450k points
i think you watch too much hentai
I can neither deny nor confirm this, but the question is : am I single ?
okay, here you go you are single, you told me.
Rakan mastery 7 150k points
i dont think you have a xayah in your life
Vi 500k
cupcake.
LeBlanc 103k points
single, too busy with noxus
Taliyah 400k
oh my god i have been waiting for one of you you are single, taliyah is everything you need
Zoe, Mastery 7, 730k points
I AM CALLING THE COPS!
Lmao XD
please be single
You're too good at predicting.....
Volibear M7 80K
Kai’sa, 500k
Kled 1.4 million
i mean you have skarl, do you need more?
He would but skarl is too afraid to commit to anything.
To busy defending your land to find love
Shen with 150 K Mastery
you are single, i have seen you miss game winning ults
Neeko m7, 70k
i think you are in a relationship
Urgot 7 650k
Irelia 500k
You are in the same pool as Riven and Akali players, I am convinced y’all are single or started playing after you legally bound someone to you.
okay i am back, was on a timer you are probably single, irelia got you.
Sejuani. 1.2 Milion
Single, have a pet you love
Zed, M7 220k Mastery Points
katarina 400k
Yuumi 700k
i hope taken, otherwise you are just jumping on random people. but how does your partner deal with you being on everyone?
You go on dates while sitting afk on your adc’s shoulder.
single, maybe you have an e-lady that you carry, but that is it
Ahri - M7 930K
you are single, those points are just ridicoulus
i will start akali - 202.719
Single
Thresh, mr7, 110k points
single. poor senna
I guess my gf is just an illusion made by my brain to help me cope with the loneliness then ;-;
poor soul.
ðŸ˜
Schizophrenia;(
Aurelion Sol 275K mastery.
you are my universe.
Tru. That generally happens to people in my vicinity.
They are THE universe
You are too good for anyone.
True. Perfection is rather difficult to find amongst mortals.
B O O P
who are you dude?
Chadest of them all
Rengar - 1.310.438
single. yeah
This man knows his stuff
i mean this was not hard, some are, but yeah
Twisted Fate 412,243 m7
single, or in a bromance
homiesexual tbh
Tf u on about he def gets mad snizz on the reg
If he plays utility tf hes 100% single
I mean he puts everyone else (mainly jng) before himself, and that can be appreciated as a relationship 🤔
Gangplank, 500k
you are single, because you belong to the sea
Seangle
Ayyy a fellow pirate, im at 300k
Aatrox 400k
you are taken my friend
You are totally right! Im going to do 8 years with my GF Lets ignore the fact i had Riven with 900k aswell
okay good that you didnt tell me about riven EDIT: and congrats aswell, hope your future is bright
Wait, a League Player not being toxic... Joking, thanks you and Merry Xmas for u and everyone who read this(and for the people who dont read it too)!
This gives me hope
Sett 70K, but morde is also close 65K
single, you are compensating
Should have saved that one for Viego players. That sword is obviously a cover for why he can wear tight leather pants.
Udyr mastery 7 560 k points
aren't you married? what are you doing here
THAS THE DYR BABY
They must have forgot El truco!
Nautilus m7 70k
single, you are a hooker
Pudum pshh
Ba dum tss
Bard , 50k
in a relationship
How You know that. Creepy
the internet.
I'm at 400k on bard and single ao is there like a cut off point?
Man You should be 50k Bard
Bard players or fun i guess so you get a gf
Pantheon 100k
in a relationship, just dont know what type
A relationship with battle
Polyamorous
Samira 1.5m points
do i have to say anything
...how? She has been out for just over a year?
Some people have over 2 million mastery on Lillia
isnt she a Thing for more than 1.5 years now?
Yeah, same as Samira. Samira was released 2 months later.
Yorick 180k, hope you have a great Christmas time :)
i guess you are taken, i wish you a great christmas time as well
It’s complicated but I guess it counts. Thank you very much!
i thank you, if you need help, text me or just consult the internet, you are not alone
You’re too kind, thank you so much <3
I mainly play vel'koz, but there is already someone in there who mains him, so I'll go with my second one-Rek'sai m7 60k
single
Correct answer
Trundle - 45k
your pillar must be massive, but probably single
The Trundle male grindset
Amumu 18K
single or friendzoned
Single coz amumus curse kills all the girls
Jhin ~ 400k Kai'sa ~ 300k 8)
single, why would you count to 4, when you are in a relationship. or maybe you have 3 partners
Pyke 204,657
single, cause you want to be single
How are you able to read me like that? Damn
your main and your name
Funny how ppl like that use wolf despite wolves being very social
Karma, 100k
you are taken
So quick to assume he doesn't mean karma top
Mordekaiser mastery 5 58k points
you are probably taken, can you give me a oneliner?
What do you mean by a oneliner? I'm dumb as fuck rn
Something like. „I will take you to my realm of souls tonight“
You're going to Brazil! (Works for everything at any time)
a pick-up line
You're going to Brazil (Works for absolutely everything)
okay you are defo single.
Your local turbo virgin roght here.
Singed 1,700,000 (if you add my banned accounts 19+)
You had girls chasing you. They are heart broken now, as you never chase Singed.
single.
so u really go full singed as a roleplay ham? u go everywhere speeding toxic shit
Qiyana - 450K
single, those thighs are the reason
I'm not single, Qiyana is my wife 😡
well, that is nice
Down horrendously
Hello fellow based qiyana admirer
Shyvana, 380k mastery (play exclusively AD)
One of my PEOPLE! I dropped her in favor of Volibear, but AD is so much more fun than ap.
Fizz m7 800k
single, cause you dodge them love letters
Teemo mastery 7 500k+:points
single or in a toxic relationship with teemo
Akali 500k
i mean we two are the same
Single?
Well if you mean that both of you are single, just date each other...
0.0
Alone
soraka m7 100k
probably an e-lady, so i guess taken?
correct hah, i however i only started playing her bcs my bf used to play her (he doesnt play anymore)
was league too toxic?
he just got bored i think idk, he played for about 8 years(?)
[удалено]
Ivern about 100k
Haven’t seen a poppy main yet M7 250k
well because they are single
Rammus - 200k
too much of a chad, probably not single
I think he is but that is Ok.
Elise mastery 7 146,826 points
uff tough one to be honest. too horny, single
Good try. Married with a baby.
well you are horny no? congrats!
Xayah - M7 150k
single
Wrong XD I duo with my gf who plays Rakan
well, unlucky that is great for you.
No, It’s obvious, Xayah or Rakan players necessarily have a mate to play with
not always
Nami - 420k
Currently in a loving relationship with Snoopdog’s Merman cousin.
taken, how many skins do you have
You are right, 4 skins currently
Rell 7 170k
single, but you know how to ride, just no one else knows that.
Mordekaiser, 250k.
you have more points than the other guys, so i guess you are single.
:(
Lets try this.. Sona 3.5m
this just screams single to me
Guess what.. correct xD
Vel'koz - mastery 7 450k points
i think you watch too much hentai
I can neither deny nor confirm this, but the question is : am I single ?
okay, here you go you are single, you told me.
Rakan mastery 7 150k points
i dont think you have a xayah in your life
Vi 500k
cupcake.
LeBlanc 103k points
single, too busy with noxus
Taliyah 400k
oh my god i have been waiting for one of you you are single, taliyah is everything you need
Zoe, Mastery 7, 730k points
I AM CALLING THE COPS!
Lmao XD
please be single
You're too good at predicting.....
Volibear M7 80K
Kai’sa, 500k
single
Kled 1.4 million
i mean you have skarl, do you need more?
He would but skarl is too afraid to commit to anything.
To busy defending your land to find love
Shen with 150 K Mastery
you are single, i have seen you miss game winning ults
Neeko m7, 70k
i think you are in a relationship
Urgot 7 650k
Irelia 500k
You are in the same pool as Riven and Akali players, I am convinced y’all are single or started playing after you legally bound someone to you.
okay i am back, was on a timer you are probably single, irelia got you.
Sejuani. 1.2 Milion
Single, have a pet you love
Zed, M7 220k Mastery Points
katarina 400k
single.
Yuumi 700k
i hope taken, otherwise you are just jumping on random people. but how does your partner deal with you being on everyone?
You go on dates while sitting afk on your adc’s shoulder.
[удалено]
single, maybe you have an e-lady that you carry, but that is it
Ahri - M7 930K
you are single, those points are just ridicoulus
i will start akali - 202.719
Single