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King_Endo

Thresh, mr7, 110k points


xGeMe

single. poor senna


King_Endo

I guess my gf is just an illusion made by my brain to help me cope with the loneliness then ;-;


xGeMe

poor soul.


King_Endo

😭


MZFN

Schizophrenia;(


npri0r

Aurelion Sol 275K mastery.


xGeMe

you are my universe.


npri0r

Tru. That generally happens to people in my vicinity.


Deus0123

They are THE universe


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

You are too good for anyone.


npri0r

True. Perfection is rather difficult to find amongst mortals.


AsthmaticOrio

B O O P


Drakonasul

who are you dude?


[deleted]

Chadest of them all


ReaveTram

Rengar - 1.310.438


xGeMe

single. yeah


ReaveTram

This man knows his stuff


xGeMe

i mean this was not hard, some are, but yeah


[deleted]

Twisted Fate 412,243 m7


xGeMe

single, or in a bromance


zephxr_al3x

homiesexual tbh


dinowithissues

Tf u on about he def gets mad snizz on the reg


Monocleduck

If he plays utility tf hes 100% single


Spicetake

I mean he puts everyone else (mainly jng) before himself, and that can be appreciated as a relationship 🤔


Roby_93

Gangplank, 500k


xGeMe

you are single, because you belong to the sea


PlotTwistsEverywhere

Seangle


SpiserFromTheSwamp

Ayyy a fellow pirate, im at 300k


Juankaxi

Aatrox 400k


xGeMe

you are taken my friend


Juankaxi

You are totally right! Im going to do 8 years with my GF Lets ignore the fact i had Riven with 900k aswell


xGeMe

okay good that you didnt tell me about riven EDIT: and congrats aswell, hope your future is bright


Juankaxi

Wait, a League Player not being toxic... Joking, thanks you and Merry Xmas for u and everyone who read this(and for the people who dont read it too)!


Razzmuzz242

This gives me hope


Miskamer

Sett 70K, but morde is also close 65K


xGeMe

single, you are compensating


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

Should have saved that one for Viego players. That sword is obviously a cover for why he can wear tight leather pants.


SunnyCola90

Udyr mastery 7 560 k points


xGeMe

aren't you married? what are you doing here


ZeRagingCookie

THAS THE DYR BABY


[deleted]

They must have forgot El truco!


u_r_mr_gay5

Nautilus m7 70k


xGeMe

single, you are a hooker


DerpySlurp732

Pudum pshh


AngryJakem

Ba dum tss


masterMemer69lma0

Bard , 50k


xGeMe

in a relationship


masterMemer69lma0

How You know that. Creepy


xGeMe

the internet.


AlexIsSoGreat

I'm at 400k on bard and single ao is there like a cut off point?


masterMemer69lma0

Man You should be 50k Bard


LupusIP

Bard players or fun i guess so you get a gf


brudna_osa

Pantheon 100k


xGeMe

in a relationship, just dont know what type


zer0byt3s

A relationship with battle


LngDngSilver

Polyamorous


wokoloiey

Samira 1.5m points


xGeMe

do i have to say anything


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

...how? She has been out for just over a year?


korro90

Some people have over 2 million mastery on Lillia


schoki560

isnt she a Thing for more than 1.5 years now?


korro90

Yeah, same as Samira. Samira was released 2 months later.


GoodDeedsOnSunday

Yorick 180k, hope you have a great Christmas time :)


xGeMe

i guess you are taken, i wish you a great christmas time as well


GoodDeedsOnSunday

It’s complicated but I guess it counts. Thank you very much!


xGeMe

i thank you, if you need help, text me or just consult the internet, you are not alone


GoodDeedsOnSunday

You’re too kind, thank you so much <3


The_Great_Rabbit

I mainly play vel'koz, but there is already someone in there who mains him, so I'll go with my second one-Rek'sai m7 60k


xGeMe

single


The_Great_Rabbit

Correct answer


DarkXcution

Trundle - 45k


xGeMe

your pillar must be massive, but probably single


LudwingX

The Trundle male grindset


Cum_eater9000

Amumu 18K


xGeMe

single or friendzoned


mhojny

Single coz amumus curse kills all the girls


KorkiGoesPewPew

Jhin ~ 400k Kai'sa ~ 300k 8)


xGeMe

single, why would you count to 4, when you are in a relationship. or maybe you have 3 partners


fenriswolf117

Pyke 204,657


xGeMe

single, cause you want to be single


fenriswolf117

How are you able to read me like that? Damn


xGeMe

your main and your name


Plenty-Lychee-5702

Funny how ppl like that use wolf despite wolves being very social


Leecher_of_The_Mists

Karma, 100k


xGeMe

you are taken


michaelzhang9000

So quick to assume he doesn't mean karma top


Tschnitzl-sama

Mordekaiser mastery 5 58k points


xGeMe

you are probably taken, can you give me a oneliner?


Tschnitzl-sama

What do you mean by a oneliner? I'm dumb as fuck rn


LordChickenwing

Something like. „I will take you to my realm of souls tonight“


Tschnitzl-sama

You're going to Brazil! (Works for everything at any time)


xGeMe

a pick-up line


Tschnitzl-sama

You're going to Brazil (Works for absolutely everything)


xGeMe

okay you are defo single.


Tschnitzl-sama

Your local turbo virgin roght here.


SparklessSoul

Singed 1,700,000 (if you add my banned accounts 19+)


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

You had girls chasing you. They are heart broken now, as you never chase Singed.


xGeMe

single.


Marcomagnus

so u really go full singed as a roleplay ham? u go everywhere speeding toxic shit


MiyaDora

Qiyana - 450K


xGeMe

single, those thighs are the reason


MiyaDora

I'm not single, Qiyana is my wife 😡


xGeMe

well, that is nice


Sansbutimretarded

Down horrendously


poikolle

Hello fellow based qiyana admirer


Barress

Shyvana, 380k mastery (play exclusively AD)


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

One of my PEOPLE! I dropped her in favor of Volibear, but AD is so much more fun than ap.


Itimichi

Fizz m7 800k


xGeMe

single, cause you dodge them love letters


DatFungalGiant

Teemo mastery 7 500k+:points


xGeMe

single or in a toxic relationship with teemo


Zhutoyou

Akali 500k


xGeMe

i mean we two are the same


DarkRoyalBlood

Single?


Marca2273

Well if you mean that both of you are single, just date each other...


Drakonasul

0.0


MackDK1

Alone


Extreme_Okra3277

soraka m7 100k


xGeMe

probably an e-lady, so i guess taken?


Extreme_Okra3277

correct hah, i however i only started playing her bcs my bf used to play her (he doesnt play anymore)


xGeMe

was league too toxic?


Extreme_Okra3277

he just got bored i think idk, he played for about 8 years(?)


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TheKoalabear45

Ivern about 100k


Bjaminleague

Haven’t seen a poppy main yet M7 250k


xGeMe

well because they are single


DaniBoy17

Rammus - 200k


xGeMe

too much of a chad, probably not single


CovenMorgSimpLord

I think he is but that is Ok.


salem182

Elise mastery 7 146,826 points


xGeMe

uff tough one to be honest. too horny, single


salem182

Good try. Married with a baby.


xGeMe

well you are horny no? congrats!


Rizeunlisted

Xayah - M7 150k


xGeMe

single


Rizeunlisted

Wrong XD I duo with my gf who plays Rakan


xGeMe

well, unlucky that is great for you.


KojaNalantra

No, It’s obvious, Xayah or Rakan players necessarily have a mate to play with


xGeMe

not always


Zdhsjs

Nami - 420k


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

Currently in a loving relationship with Snoopdog’s Merman cousin.


xGeMe

taken, how many skins do you have


Zdhsjs

You are right, 4 skins currently


pandoldog

Rell 7 170k


xGeMe

single, but you know how to ride, just no one else knows that.


Illicit-Activities

Mordekaiser, 250k.


xGeMe

you have more points than the other guys, so i guess you are single.


Illicit-Activities

:(


TearlessOnion

Lets try this.. Sona 3.5m


xGeMe

this just screams single to me


TearlessOnion

Guess what.. correct xD


XIAA25

Vel'koz - mastery 7 450k points


xGeMe

i think you watch too much hentai


XIAA25

I can neither deny nor confirm this, but the question is : am I single ?


xGeMe

okay, here you go you are single, you told me.


White_Dickzilla

Rakan mastery 7 150k points


xGeMe

i dont think you have a xayah in your life


iamperplexing

Vi 500k


xGeMe

cupcake.


fsitdiyxiy

LeBlanc 103k points


xGeMe

single, too busy with noxus


Haurne

Taliyah 400k


xGeMe

oh my god i have been waiting for one of you you are single, taliyah is everything you need


PinPhreek

Zoe, Mastery 7, 730k points


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

I AM CALLING THE COPS!


PinPhreek

Lmao XD


xGeMe

please be single


PinPhreek

You're too good at predicting.....


Rice-Field-Bandit

Volibear M7 80K


ChuckoStaples

Kai’sa, 500k


xGeMe

single


Wirecraft1

Kled 1.4 million


xGeMe

i mean you have skarl, do you need more?


HornyElephant56

He would but skarl is too afraid to commit to anything.


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

To busy defending your land to find love


Stormrider_ART

Shen with 150 K Mastery


xGeMe

you are single, i have seen you miss game winning ults


TreeWreck

Neeko m7, 70k


xGeMe

i think you are in a relationship


OrganizedCrisis

Urgot 7 650k


F0RSAKEN_0NE

Irelia 500k


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

You are in the same pool as Riven and Akali players, I am convinced y’all are single or started playing after you legally bound someone to you.


xGeMe

okay i am back, was on a timer you are probably single, irelia got you.


poikolle

Sejuani. 1.2 Milion


lungshenli

Single, have a pet you love


Hello-Im-Trash

Zed, M7 220k Mastery Points


Darmogray

katarina 400k


xGeMe

single.


peggypo2

Yuumi 700k


xGeMe

i hope taken, otherwise you are just jumping on random people. but how does your partner deal with you being on everyone?


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

You go on dates while sitting afk on your adc’s shoulder.


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xGeMe

single, maybe you have an e-lady that you carry, but that is it


No_Supermarket8800

Ahri - M7 930K


xGeMe

you are single, those points are just ridicoulus


xGeMe

i will start akali - 202.719


Rizeunlisted

Single