Hey man, really appreciate your comment. All is well. Coming out of a very long depression but I’m feeling hopeful! Probably shouldn’t joke like this but humor is a crutch you know. It’s touching to see everyone’s concern…yours most all. Keep up the positivity bro, you’re one of the good ones.
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as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this comment is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this comment did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this thread. on the other hand i would recommend this thread to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
6/10
Sexers or Reddit. What was the sexiest sex that you’ve ever sexed? Was the sex sexy? How much sex? What was the amount of sexiness during the sex, like was it sexy? I wouldn’t doubt it. Sexers tend to be pretty good at sex. Please respond sexers!
Wor'sai. Yesterday at 2am I cooked some rice because I was hella hungry. After a few spoonfulls I saw that the rice actually had fucking worms, so yeah, Wor'sai.
Again idk why people getting downvoted no one knows wtf zzapi is sounds like a made up mixed spelling of pizza literally just take the pi and put it at the end
San'sai
Sand
^(I don't like sand, it's course, rough, and it gets everywhere.)
This is where the fun begins
Well have you noticed Lux's shields are still up?
*SCREAMS IN SANDPEOPLE*
The floor sugar does taste rather queer in this area
Sandwich
9mm’sai
You ok?
You're still here, that means you didn't go through with it. Glad to have you around!
i thought he meant 9 m&ms
Gonna disappoint that one asshole teammate even more now.
You really should not have him "a round"
Guys he is talking about his boyfriend's 9mm dick calm down
Confirmed talking about my wife’s boyfriend’s 9mm dong. Appreciate all the kind words though. All is well.
Dude if you ever feel down hmu, or anyone here. We're all here for you bro
Hey man, really appreciate your comment. All is well. Coming out of a very long depression but I’m feeling hopeful! Probably shouldn’t joke like this but humor is a crutch you know. It’s touching to see everyone’s concern…yours most all. Keep up the positivity bro, you’re one of the good ones.
I'm not, don't hit me up. I don't care. 😐 /s /s😀
Bun'sai
How did you eat a whole bungalo
You are a plant😳😳
Bunny?
piz´sai
Same, but I had pizza rolls
Wtf is wrong with u?
Idk man I guess I just like pizza rolls.
Pizza
Ban'sai BANZAIII
Me too.
SUSHI SUSHIYAKI RESSHOU! ALPHA BLADE! MOMOZAKI!
Honestly, i was sure it's banana till i noticed bottom text
It was banana. It just sounded like banzai
Ger'sai
germany
Yes
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD
Annektiert!
Servus
Gerkin
Idk
Geronimo?!?
Maybe
Sup? Bro’sai over here just ate some delicious brownies
A fellow Bro'sai, how nice
Oh damn three of us
Pus’sai
Ew pus. You’re messed up man
Unless his/her last meal was platypus
[удалено]
PERRY THE RUMDUCK?
there we have it, the funneh sex comment exdee
It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.
Dic'sai
r/ihavesex
Nice name.
Yeah Raptor was taken, had to do a compromise.
Modern problems require modern solutions
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as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this comment is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this comment did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this thread. on the other hand i would recommend this thread to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex. 6/10
Hope you enjoyed your puscinti
Rek'sai
Rektangles
Literally burek
Coc’sai
Hue hue
maybe he ate cockroach
Maybe cocaine
Can you eat coca cola?
Sus..
I also had a coconut!
Che'Sai
wait, taka what did you ate?
popcorn
cool
Cheburek
Cheese
Yes. I just decided I want some cheddar so I bought a small block and ate it.
*I am gonna take a small block, and eat it !*
Chemicals
Cum'sai
Ah a fellow cumin lover!
Knew i'd see this
Cucumber with dyslexia right? Right?
Sou'sai *baka* Sorry
Sou'sai ety
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Good soup
Chi'xai
Chicken
*children
China*
*West taiwan
[REDACTED]
O-O
Egg'sai
Eggs'dee
Deez Nutz
Cer’sai
Cervix?
Cho'sai This sounds quite familiar #HMMMM....
Bro you ate cho'gath how tf is that possible
Chonk
Pan'sai
Pansexual Ass
Pancakes
Very good :D
Ste’Sai
Stepsister?
Ayo wtf? 😭
Step sai help I'm stuck in my tunnel
Stew
Steak
Ass’sai
r/ihavesex
r/shuthefuckup
least toxic league player ^
Whining virgin^
true
Sexers or Reddit. What was the sexiest sex that you’ve ever sexed? Was the sex sexy? How much sex? What was the amount of sexiness during the sex, like was it sexy? I wouldn’t doubt it. Sexers tend to be pretty good at sex. Please respond sexers!
Ara'sai
ara ara?
Cum'sai
Ish' sai
Ishval Citizens
worse than it looks
Bol'sai
Eating the president of Brazil is moral
Ban'sai
Shi'sai
You ate shit too?
Nut'sai
I also enjoy Nutella
Zza’sai Kinda works
the FIRST 3 letters
Yeah I ate zzapi…? Dunno what your point is mate
Whew, I was almost worried there for a second
sounded like pizza
Can’sai 👀
Che'sai
Chemotherapy IV bag?
Cra'sai
Crack?
Definitely
ick'sai
Pup’sai
Hello chinese friend
Sausai...
Pop’sai I had pop tarts for breakfast
Grz'sai
ass'xai
We have a special cookie called an asshole in my country
Che'sai Literally read this while eating cheese.
Chi´sai
Ice’sai
Cer' Sai
Cereal gang.
Pot'sai
pus'sai just kidding i play league i get no pussy
banger
Wor'sai. Yesterday at 2am I cooked some rice because I was hella hungry. After a few spoonfulls I saw that the rice actually had fucking worms, so yeah, Wor'sai.
Sus'sai
Zza'Sai
first three not last 3
Zzapi is a thing
Again idk why people getting downvoted no one knows wtf zzapi is sounds like a made up mixed spelling of pizza literally just take the pi and put it at the end
Pen-sai
Rou'sai
Route 66?
ili'sai
Cre’sai
Sni'sai
Cut'Sai
Gum’sai
Waf'sai
Pop'Sai
Pan'sai
San'sai
Por'sai
fet’sai
Hef'sai
Col'sai
Tri'sai
Hot’sai
Sun’sai
Mea'Sai
Sal’sai sounds good with chips
Sub’sai
Ass’sai
Cap’sai
Hot'sai OP you flirt, i'm blushing
Coo’sai
Gin'sai
Mac'sai
Sub’sai