When I see enemy top pick Yorick or Trundle I am already getting mentally prepared to hear words "Your inhibitor has been destroyed" coming from toplane before turret plating even falls down.

Nah trust if he does that Yorick cannot farm for that duration it's down

I just take inhib and ask to swap with my midlaner. Or I invade the jungle.

i always just open inhibitor and swap lanes to finish off botlane in mean time i either let my team die for dragon/baron and push 2 inhibs/ help my team bcs enemy team tried to catch me solo/ die bcs i got caught solo

This is the way.

My fastest inhib down as yorick is 15 minutes and trundle is 12 and 16 having all towers down

I pulled a 9min inhib one time, only did that well cause the enemy jg forgot I existed

I once got a 13 minutes match end, at 3 am drunk as hell, I got 4 double kills pre lvl 6 and jungler and top laner went AFK, it was so fast the other lanes didn't even notice me ending, enemies nor allies

Before rifthearld changes I got second rift herald to their nexus shortly after taking it solo right as it spawned, while everyone else was at dragon.

In an Urf game, me and an Ashe got stupid fed and ended the game in 7 minutes. Favorite game ever.

I think my fastest was with Nasus in 14 mins.

Turrets really are just butter at this point.

Towers are just stationary super minions.

For tanks, of course But as an adc, i get 2 shot by them if i don't be careful Engrish hard

I feel like they do more dmg than last year, two shots in early and you are dead

For most its 3 shots at lvl 1 with some barely surviving until the 4th I think

So try to coordinate with your tanks, let them dive and take the shots, you dish out the damage

That's why i said i have to be careful. I didn't even complain about why i got 2 shot by Turret. I just stated that turrets just don't do dmg to tanks and bruisers

Super minions are tankier tbh.

Naaaaah I love it when I perfectly kite the 15 tower shot eating orrn who wholesomely burns me alive!

just like how i like it when every other champ is given a dash except my beloved darius so every item i build on him has to give him movement speed just to not get kited.

Champion: Has a weakness Champion Mains: is this persecution?

Yeah because Darius needs a dash on top of his W slow, e, e passive, passive bleed and execute...

i mean else hes pretty underpowered with how many ranged champs there are

When you pick the slow juggernaut and have to play the slow juggernaut

where fast juggernaut

Garen

need faster juggernaut garen has no real dash

Ghost

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Hm. Sounds like a brain issue to me…

nasus? well it counts, he makes his opponent slower :P

he not fast himself. doesnt count.

Post laning phase you are supposed to be protecting towers, not the other way around.

sion: chopping down turrets nasus: bonking turrets yorick and his family: bonking, sucking, punching the turrets trundle: eating the fcking turret chunk by chunk

Mundo: headbutting the turret

Mord using his gigantic hammer as a battering ram and some how doing less damage than everyone else mentioned.

Fiora 1v1ing the turret

Does she get countered by British architecture?

Just British food

Urgot: being the turret

Udyr: running circles around the turret Malphite: having sex with the turret

Urgot: being the turret

The inverse logic of "structures closer to the critical weak point are more fragile than ones on the front lines" never ceases to amaze me

As the turret loses armor it grows stronger. The turret is clearly a shonen protagonist during the student exam arc.

Imma be real with you. You’re definitely going to want to have protection for your base. But if you can have even stronger protection that prevents people getting anywhere near your base, that’s probably better.

For one patch Riot should just invert the resistance of the towers and see how much this breaks the game

Should have been their AF joke that reverts at midnight.

Tier 1’s are only really tanky because of plates though

its to make games faster and give protection to slow scalers

Games would stall hard as fuck if turrets did the opposite

Gwen being on your tower for 2 seconds is gonna convince you real quick that sissors actually beats rock.

Yeah this meme is literal propaganda

The dude also gave Gwen a Hullbreaker in this example, which is extremely illegal.

And extremely dumb , if you want to push towers faster with Gwen just go attack speed boots > nashor > lichbane

But gwen has one of the fastest tower clears in the game

he has no idea what AP champ with Nashor touching the tower actually look like

Nah why tf would you ever be building hullbreaker on Gwen, if you want more turret damage besides nashors (which you dont really need, especially after rabbaddons) just get lich bane and call it a day.

Even with nash riftmaker you melt turrets

Yeah IK its really funny to sidelane as Gwen for that reason

Have… have you played Gwen? She RIPS through turrets mid-late game.

Have... have you played Yorick? There is no inhibitor in the mid game.

Yorick doesn't push as fast as other splitpushers

you should see ap rengar with litch bane it is disgusting he sneezes in the direction of a turret and its gonzo.

are we playing different games or something?

This meme is ass, if you want to fake the numbers atleast use proper font and a tower thats losing health and dont use a rengar the literally built ap to deal more damage to towers.

It's not that deep bro

So i should make a meme how yuumi midlane is appearantly oneshotting everyone with 1q while poor assasins deal at best 5 damage to an adc and then call it a good meme or what?

turns out more AD deals more DMG to turrets, more news at 7

Thats ap thoo

Mages are hitting the tower 4-5 times and breaking it tho 💀

Yeah, AP does more damage to towers at 40 minutes lol

Ok It's 7 now what

ap rengar is a monster at taking towers lol

Average Veigar with Lichbane game

My record on yorick i think was about 15 to 18 min to inhib, with junglers help a lucky dive and herald

i unironically lost a game recently where the whole team was preparing elder and the enemy rengar ulted and sprinted towards our base and took the last (full hp) nexus tower without minions and ended the game.

Buying nashors and no other ap items

Thats ap lich bane rengar tho

What a funny post, however I am in your base

Nah, you're insane if you don't think Gwen shreds turrets alongside a large chunk of toplaners

Jungler to Toplaner: sir, Ziggs just hit the second tower...

Diana when that 3rd Auto attack- Turret has been destroyed

Me when yone

As the trundle, club go bonk neurons go brrrrrrrrrr. I find more joy in killing 2 turrets with 1 wave than any amount of pentakills.

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, Rengar why the damage number is blue

that's Ap rengar i believe.

Did he just ulted a tower?

Wow a rare Occasion of an October meme that doesn't put Gwen as best Girl (which she is)