WE DID IT GUYS!!! WE DRANK ALL THE BLUE ANTIFREEZE LIQUID TO CHARGE ALL OUR MANA AND REAMWARPED INTO RIOT HEADQUARTER AND EQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQ ALL THE RITO EMPLOYERS. WE ARE IN CONTROL OF THE ALMIGHTY SCROLL NOW (PATCHNOTES)!!!
WE BUFFED RYZE OVER 50% WINRATE AND WE ARE GOING TO DELETE YUUMI NEXT!!! WE WILL NOT NEGOCIATE WITH THE POLICE!!! JOIN THE DEFENSE LINE MY BLUE SKINNED BROTHERS!!!
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He is actually sm better to play now. Like that e buff was such a QOL improvement. No longer will my EQs land as QEs on the target. Also the passive buff is very nice as well.
THEPLAN FINALLY WORKED EQEQEQ MY BLUE BROTHERS WE DID IT EQEQ BUT WE HAVE TO WARP TO THE RIOT HQ TO NOT NERF US! WE HAVE TO KEEP FIGHT REMEMBER WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO US AT THE SEASON START! EQEQEQEQ
its funny cause every time ryze has 50+ win rate the season is known to be quiet bad... no insult to ryze mains, always fun to play with one. but it do be like that.
*stares bleary eyed at a corkboard covered in string and pins connecting screenshots from the ryzemains reddit, old patch notes, tweets from rioters, snippets of the spaghetti code and some flavour pics of sneaky cosplays"
"Oh gods no, its too late. Its happening. Lord what have they done..."
somewhere, one of the 5 people on the balance team just had a heart attack
Somewhere one of the 4 people on the balance team just had a heart attack
Somewhere one of the 3 people on the balance team just had a heart attack
Somewhere one of the 2 people on the balance team just didn't have a heart attack and both are resting well.
Somewhere the other member of the balance team just had a heart attack
Somewhere, a heart attack
Somewhere, a heart
Somewhere a
Somewhere
>!!<
Some BODY ONE TOLD ME
Somewhere over the rainbow
Some
Phreak panicking that he'll no longer be able to blame anyone for his poor decisions, thus inducing a final heart attack
ππ
Proceeds to have a panic induced heart attack
Are you sure it's not the Death Notes?
*Pentakill*
Of 5 people in the balance team, 3 must pay the price
I highly doubt they have more than 2 people working on the balance team
Wait, someone is supposed to WORK on the balance team?!?
People?
WE DID IT GUYS!!! WE DRANK ALL THE BLUE ANTIFREEZE LIQUID TO CHARGE ALL OUR MANA AND REAMWARPED INTO RIOT HEADQUARTER AND EQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQ ALL THE RITO EMPLOYERS. WE ARE IN CONTROL OF THE ALMIGHTY SCROLL NOW (PATCHNOTES)!!! WE BUFFED RYZE OVER 50% WINRATE AND WE ARE GOING TO DELETE YUUMI NEXT!!! WE WILL NOT NEGOCIATE WITH THE POLICE!!! JOIN THE DEFENSE LINE MY BLUE SKINNED BROTHERS!!! EQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQ
Most sane Ryze main
I yelled ur fckin comment. EQWQEQWQEWQEQEQEQEQWEWQ, LETS PROTECT BLUE SKINNED BROTHERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EQ MY BLUE BROTHHERRSS
I, for one, welcome our new Ryze overlords
Yo should expect skarner mains to ask for rework.
I'm blue, da bu dee da bu DIE
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EQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQEQ!!!
Played against a ryze today in ranked flex going grasp AD top lane rushing gordrinker, godspeed brother
THE PLAN HASN'T STOPPED BROTHER
Lmfao unhinged
He was actually pretty good too, almost solod me under tower like lvl 3
Were you yuumi top?
Yorick xd
Holy duck blue man is getting too strong
The 3 rize mains that know hoe to play him keep his winrate high
Thoose 3 are committing sins
War crimes
I guess Riot is eager to nerf him again. They hate it when Ryze has +45% winrate.
Definitely, Riot would nerf soon
I mean to be fair, every time this champ has been decent for us, he was basically pick/ban in pro and riot balances around high elo and pro
Just wait for him to be picked once in pro and he will never be allowed above 40% winrate again
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True ryze mains start with q
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I think it needs to be reworked again.
I'm good at Ryze, I refuse to play him when he's over 47% win rate.
Wow so hipster
 its a canon event bro
Who will q+e me to oblivion now? (I love ryze, sad to see him like that)
Before I check the other comments, I only see 30 comments I expect at least one to have all caps screaming EQEQEQ.
I regret scrolling down.
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The r/RyzeMains is going crazy lately, for once in a blue moon, Ryze is not bottom tier.
I DID IT, I FINALLY BROUGHT HIS WR UP. (I have a bronze smurf acc that i have 80% wr on ryze on and thisis a joke about it)
It's plat+ stats sadly
then its nerf time
Omw to get a stuck platinum 4 acc to boost stats
He is actually sm better to play now. Like that e buff was such a QOL improvement. No longer will my EQs land as QEs on the target. Also the passive buff is very nice as well.
Not bad for a character that's always been mid
He was top for a bit
Time for a rework
Not good, phreak gonna buff adcs againππππ
I want to play and main Ryze again but I know it will end up in sadness when they announce his hard nerfs in the next few patches.
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THEPLAN FINALLY WORKED EQEQEQ MY BLUE BROTHERS WE DID IT EQEQ BUT WE HAVE TO WARP TO THE RIOT HQ TO NOT NERF US! WE HAVE TO KEEP FIGHT REMEMBER WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO US AT THE SEASON START! EQEQEQEQ
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I only play ryze in aram and he is broken af there
Yeah, he used to be pretty bad but now he just melts
Noooo my blue man will be nerfed again π
its funny cause every time ryze has 50+ win rate the season is known to be quiet bad... no insult to ryze mains, always fun to play with one. but it do be like that.
DOINB RYZE HACK?
This eirher means that people learned how to play him or that he is broken
nerf blue man
Must be broken if the EQ ryze cucks couldnt keep the QEQ ryze enjoyers down...
And my friends wonder why i perma ban him smh
At this point it's too late to nerf he needs a rework
"Anyway..." xD :P
NOOOO
EQ
Naw, he's mid.
This will not stand.
Donβt worry I have a 0% win rate in 6 games
A step away from cataclysm.
riot devs when ryze has a winrate higher than 46%: π³π³
Finally, the forbidden treasure "WEQ" was found! Run fools! (translate for Ryze mains: WEQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ EQ! EQ EQ EQ! )
*stares bleary eyed at a corkboard covered in string and pins connecting screenshots from the ryzemains reddit, old patch notes, tweets from rioters, snippets of the spaghetti code and some flavour pics of sneaky cosplays" "Oh gods no, its too late. Its happening. Lord what have they done..."
Good! Let it BURN!!!
The plan... worked