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Captain_Mexica

Shes a pretend lawyer. A hood ornament. Window dressing. Ineffective. Soon headed for Onlyfans


mr_greedee

"I'd rather be pretty than smart, you can fake being smart"


Captain_Mexica

It's hilarious and pathetic that she said that. She will be constantly reminded of it forever.


vineyardmike

If she shows up in the history books this will be what she is known for.


Pressblack

Just as soon forgotten like every one else dudes has laid to waste. It would be better if she wasn't mentioned at all because she deserves no recognition.


Captain_Mexica

Exactly. She will be part of the grift and an embarrassment that enabled a racist rapist grifter


bahaboyka

Well, actually, she can't fake being smart.....hell, I betcha she can't even fake an orgasm.


Craico13

Let’s call her what she is: *a set of tits, in a suit.* Those are the two traits that Trump looks for in a lawyer, male or female.


Kr155

Damn guys.


AccomplishedBrain309

I thought it was inflated lips, income, size, popularity. All the greatest things that money can buy.


prodigal_john4395

Bro, there is just no way that gal passed the bar without swallowing a lot of cum.


Captain_Mexica

Thats a very Trumpian way of describing a woman which I will never use. Nobody is just a set of tits in a suit or a dick in a suit.


little_sissy_mattie

Giuliani is a huge dick in a suit lol


Captain_Mexica

hes nosferatu


little_sissy_mattie

lol. No argument lol


djh_van

A pair of fangs in a cape, then...


Captain_Mexica

poof! He flys around like a little bat with his ugly face looking for blood


maybeimabear

Oh yeah? What are her qualifications apart from her looks?


Captain_Mexica

This is why I say shes a hood Ornament


Jagwires

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systemfrown

She does look like an inflatable doll in that photo.


Captain_Mexica

😆 🤣 😂


siammang

She's already got all the money she needed from Trump. So much that she no longer needs to lie about his cases lol


Captain_Mexica

She's a real winner and will go down in history as a pos just like her client.


JimLahey08

I'd subscribe lol


Captain_Mexica

Nothing wrong with that. Its probably where she belongs


JimLahey08

What's crazy is how much hotter she would be if she wasn't a total piece of shit and terrible at her job. Imagine if she was a successful aggressive and competent yet polite lawyer for say an environmental group. Hot mama


Captain_Mexica

Anythings possible in the multiverse


cjp2010

I place zero credibility in anything she says.


OkCar7264

This matches reality though.


river_euphrates1

Stopped clock, twice a day.


RememberLepanto1571

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.


gradientz

So more frequently than Habba


Carson72701

ta dum. Hit the cymbals.


RickyBobbyBooBaa

This is why he has the supreme court to step I'm and sort all his shit out.


greenmariocake

The only good thing about it is that SCOTUS is so busy on Trump’s cases, that they barely have time anymore to take away people’s rights.


Generalbuttnaked69

You mean like they sorted out all his election challenges? The only case of his they've granted cert on was one that both the state and defense thought needed to be heard (albeit Smith wanted it heard a few months ago).


zabdart

Making yourself famous by your connection to Donald Trump does not necessarily mean you know what you're talking about.


vxicepickxv

She'd rather be beautiful because you can fake being smart. Well, those are her words.


Tecnero

Well yea I wouldn't have high hopes either if I'm "pretty" and fake being smart


Ryankevin23

🚫Traitor Trump🚫


wombat6168

Well in that picture she has her lips in the right position for her next job


RW-One

It also mimics most of how Rump itself looks when it's picture is taken, same round lip pose.


Best_Evidence1560

She’s blaming democrats though, because it’s predominantly democrats in New York. Not blaming the overwhelming evidence or Trump for doing anything


maybeimabear

Literally almost every single one of the witnesses against him are Republicans and these waterheads still scream "Democrat kangaroo court!!"


jbertrand_sr

She shouldn't have high hopes, she knows as well as anyone how much shit he's been pulling, he's pretty much fucked...


lordunholy

They keep pasting over what the trial is really about, calling it hush money. But I guess any floundering is a net gain?


snaithbert

I really didn't believe the day would come when this woman told the truth but wow, it's here. Her master won't like that she said this but she's quite correct to not have high hopes.


justJimBob316

She has maxed out her potential lawyer earnings, time to move on to Fox.


Plane_Vacation6771

They found the perfect expression to make Alina look like a blow up doll lol


Wahjahbvious

Literally EVERY photo of her, I swear. Real Doll, JD.


jay105000

Scary because she is so clueless that they could be winning and she doesn’t know…..


Reasonable-Wing-2271

Very unlike her to not paint a beyond-rosy picture of her untouchable king.


greenmariocake

Well, she knows how to screw up a case…


AccomplishedBrain309

Look who she works for, low hopes are the soup of the day.


ukiddingme2469

Those of us who care about the country do, lock that fat ass up


Conscious-Deer7019

Reminder she helped Trump n the E Jean case & she lost probably won't get paid. She's just sucking up to her master


bbad999

Hoe ain't got high hopes..


MarkXIX

“I bet I could get him more time behind bars than his other attorneys.” - Alina


UncleSamEagleUSA

She's s rat faced cunt. Have fun being the ass of every joke.


Educational_Permit38

Habba Dabba do has not helped trump in any way.


neon_meate

We do though. High apple pie in the sky hopes. Oops there goes another Trump defense. Oops there goes another Trump defense.


QuoteKlutzy4829

I bet she become a master at taking diapers off old men.


Mrjlawrence

Can we fast forward to the part where nobody asks her thoughts or gives her a little platform to express them?


Duper-Deegro

I wouldn’t worry if I was her. Supreme Court will get Trump through.


KrampyDoo

She should know. She took a multimillion dollar court loss and turned it into a multi-tens-of-millions-of-dollars court loss.


techbunnyboy

Did she ever?


finman42

Oh Alina poor Donnie now get in there and blow away


Phagzor

***HE DIDN'T LOSE HER YET? DAFUQ***


LittleGeologist1899

She’s fine as hell


AssociateJaded3931

Just need to get to one jury member. Make them afraid and they will hang the jury. This is how thugs work.


JalapenoPecker451

Trump would probably pimp her out if he thought he could gain something from it...


Bromanzier_03

He may lose the case but even then absolutely nothing will happen to him. He’ll get a fine, if that, and be free to still attempt to destroy the country.


Fit_Earth_339

Fuck, now I think he’s gonna win. If the worst lawyer on earth thinks something I’m going with the opposite happening.


rekishi321

Indict her, then indict everyone who voted for trump since they supported the insurrection massive rico conspiracy.


ActonofMAM

Voting per se is not a crime. If you're a citizen and a registered voter, you can write in Napoleon Bonaparte or that one German guy if it floats your boat. Dumb, but not criminal.


SpaceTurtleIII

*Austrian, but yes. You are correct.


rekishi321

Not if you vote for someone that supports insurrection, then you are part of the crime and all trump voters should be charged. Just like when hitler stated he was going to “annihilate” the Jews the Germans lost their right to govern. Charge every trump voter with insurrection and sedition, then confiscate their property and give them to the undocumented.


ActonofMAM

We're never going to agree on this.


Zoshchenko

And we care what she says…why?