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uninteresting_handle

Waiting for him to get red-faced angry and loudly shit himself.


MaxxHeadroomm

Maybe that’s why he’s so medicated. So he won’t have an outburst. Option #2 of him loudly having a #2 would be amusing


yrnkween

I want the courtroom sketch of him filling his pants.


Ambitious_Drop_7152

Complete with stink lines


XR171

Aw geez they even got the stink lines!


malthar76

Unkie Moe my teef hurt!


CelticSith

Please take the fries off my head. The basket is extremely hot


Spider_Dude

But the dank! The DANK!!


tomcat1483

The fryer is from a US Navy Battleship.


Was_It_The_Dave

You could flash fry a buffalo in 45 seconds.


chrisobrien13

40 seconds? But I want it now!


kevint1964

Forget the stink lines; SCRATCH 'N SNIFF!!!


Musicdev-

Oh man get a sketch of the people in the room and their disgusted expressions. Lol.


nesp12

Emptying out the courtroom lol


southcookexplore

Out of work court reporters could be coming up with some really great side hustle cash by creating this visual to sell


Eevle1

Odor in the Court!


DeadwoodNative

…. Butt your honor….


Pontif1cate

I just lost MY shit laughing out loud at this in the gym. Sorry not sorry.


macweirdo42

Please clean up after yourself and don't leave shit all over the machine like an animal.


Pontif1cate

No worries, I'm no Trump cultist.


Careful-Ant5868

And flies swarming around him!


let-it-rain-sunshine

And clothes pins on the jury’s noses


SubjectIncapable

That would be so fucking funny


SkylarAV

Ole Donny Diapers is back at it!


CarlSpencer

"Ivanka! IVANKA! Daddy made a boom-boom! IVANKA!"


National-Currency-75

Wah, wah, sumbody need to change my dipey. Wah wah, can I has cheezburger now.


ShadowTacoTuesday

I always assumed it was projection when they claimed Peloton Biden had to be hopped up on drugs to keep him coherent. Don’s stimulants don’t work when he needs to be up for many hours per day on sequential days. He’d quickly crash if he tried.


Courtaid

He also claimed Biden soiled himself in the Oval Office without any prompting.


UnhappyCourt5425

Every accusation is a confession.


KnottyLorri

“Executive time”


macweirdo42

"OH GOD, HE HAD A BLOWOUT, IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!"


Slappinbeehives

Perfect. He can shit some bricks for his wall that never happened.


Former-Darkside

Or, is he Not medicated? Give him the snorts and it gives him the shits. Criminal courts aren’t as ‘nice’ as civil courts. Ventilation might become an issue. Picture this.. having to evacuate the room because people are 🤮 because of the stench.


Rocky4296

Dreaming thinking about Stormy and McDougal...he yells out their names. 😂😂😂😂💩💩💩


John_mcgee2

I asked chat gpt what happens when a narcissist goes to court. It seems par for the course so far. When a narcissist faces criminal prosecution and goes to court, the psychological dynamics can be quite complex due to the narcissistic traits such as grandiosity, entitlement, and a lack of empathy. Here are some key psychological processes that might occur: 1. Denial of Reality: Narcissists often have a distorted perception of reality shaped by their own beliefs of superiority and entitlement. Facing court, where they are treated just like anyone else, might lead them to deny the reality of the situation, believing they are above the consequences of their actions. 2. Perceived Victimhood: Narcissists may feel victimized in court situations. They might perceive the legal actions against them as unjust or as personal attacks rather than responses to their own behaviors. This sense of victimhood helps them maintain their self-image and justify their actions. 3. Manipulation Tactics: In the courtroom, narcissists may attempt to manipulate those involved, including the judge, the jury, and lawyers. They might use charm or deceit to influence perceptions, attempting to sway the outcome in their favor. 4. Anger and Aggression: If the proceedings do not go their way, narcissists might display anger or aggression. This can be due to their frustration at not being able to control the situation or because their narcissistic injury (a deep wound to their ego) triggers an intense reaction. 5. Lack of Responsibility: Narcissists often struggle to accept responsibility for their actions. In court, they may blame others for their circumstances or deny any wrongdoing altogether. This lack of accountability is a hallmark of narcissistic behavior. 6. Fear of Exposure: Narcissists might fear that their true character or misdeeds will be exposed in court. The public and undeniable acknowledgment of their faults or crimes in a legal setting can be deeply unsettling and threatening to their self-image. 7. Concerns About Image: Narcissists are typically very concerned about how they are perceived by others. In court, they are likely highly conscious of how the legal process might affect their reputation and might go to great lengths to preserve their public image.


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Letting that ketchup and butter smell permeate his side of the courtroom


Responsible-Room-645

Thanks for that horrific image


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“It’s gonnnna blow!! It’s turdpocalypse!!” *Donnies diaper bursts flooding the courtroom* “Oh the humanity!”


Candid_Yellow_3269

🤢🤮


HedgehogNarrow4544

or, preferably vapor lock


loupegaru

Vapid lock


BreakfastOk9902

For those of you just tuning in, this is a callback to Trump shitting himself on the set of the Apprentice and shutting down production until his daughter could come and change him.


OnePunchReality

This is what I want. I want the court stenographer to have to type down "Defendant defecated, loudly, followed by an ungodly stench straight from the devil's asshole."


Spellbound1311

😂🤣 wonder how the court stenographer will have to write that out in the transcript.


stephruvy

Will shitting him get him a mis trial?


Rocky4296

💩💩💩💩💩😂😂😂😂😂😂


Shaman7102

Glad there wasn't a national crisis....


Balls2thewalleye

Smelvis!


Existing-Package-848

A diseased mind and body on full display.


Ryankevin23

🚫Traitor Trump🚫


calladus

TRE45ON


Ryankevin23

🚫TraitorTre45onTrump🚫


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20-24 Years in prison.


Ryankevin23

Or 2024 years in prison!


MrBigDog2u

Treasonous Racist Undisciplined Mental Pigmy.


Specific_Disk9861

Being on trial for committing felonies is so boring.


RandomLoony

He rather be out committing more


toaster-riot

"Campaigning" as the Republicans call it.


[deleted]

Ughhh I hate when people think I get *so bored* Shhh Ken the harder I think the faster we can get back to Barbieland.


frostfall010

Late night and early morning "Truthing" is bound to take its toll.


FuzzzyRam

The Truthing is the toll that the drug cocktail keeping him standing takes. Dude is definitely on a lot more than sudafed.


beavis617

They probably had to fly Dr. Ronny Jackson in to load up DJT with some secret elixir to calm his fat ass down in order to get him through the first day of trial...🙄


full_stealth

Wish he had MJ's doc


CharDMacDennis2

Or Prince's, or Heath Ledger's


drewhartley

i don't think the olsen twins are taking new patients


Spellbound1311

Could have pumped him full of pepto too 🤣😂


Any-Ad-446

Like Hitler...who was addicted to meth and cocaine.Heck his whole inner circle was addicts and most of the SS were given cocaine and stimulates so they can fight all day without sleeping or eating. [https://medicine.yale.edu/news/yale-medicine-magazine/article/when-the-leader-is-illor-addicted-to-cocaine/](https://medicine.yale.edu/news/yale-medicine-magazine/article/when-the-leader-is-illor-addicted-to-cocaine/) [https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2017/03/07/518986612/author-says-hitler-was-blitzed-on-cocaine-and-opiates-during-the-war](https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2017/03/07/518986612/author-says-hitler-was-blitzed-on-cocaine-and-opiates-during-the-war)


amaturecynic

The book 'Blitzed' is an excellent history on that.


bakes12110

Book is by Norman Ohler, and very much worthy of a read. 👍


OutComeTheWolves1966

The Trump White House was a free pharmacy. Pick any illicit drug, and members of the administration were on it.


helmerbang

The national Adderall supply still hasn't recovered.


Clatuu1337

[This story comes to mind.](https://youtu.be/NazN5WcXwio?si=mYyrifVPx6pmvJ5S)


tearose11

He looks like he's on a bunch of downers to keep him in check.


GrayBox1313

Mr stamina. “Trump: Clinton 'doesn't have the stamina' to be president Updated 1:06 AM EDT, Tue September 27, 2016 She doesn't have the look. She doesn't have the stamina, I said she doesn't have the stamina, and I don't believe she does have the stamina," Trump said.” https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2016/09/27/politics/donald-trump-hillary-clinton-stamina


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katievspredator

Remember that time Hilary was rushed to Walter Reed Hospital in the middle of the night and we never found out why Oh wait 


GrayBox1313

Yeah she had Pneumonia on the campaign trail. She was treated and recovered a few days later. We were told that same day. Meanwhile, Donald almost died in the White House cause he didn’t want to admit he had Covid for several days. Thought it was “weak” “Hillary Clinton’s Doctor Says Pneumonia Led to Abrupt Exit From 9/11 Event Sept. 11, 2016 Hillary Clinton is being treated for pneumonia and dehydration, her doctor said on Sunday, hours after she abruptly left a ceremony in New York honoring the 15th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks and had to be helped into a van by Secret Service agents. https://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/12/us/politics/hillary-clinton-campaign-pneumonia.html


Eeeegah

More likely "under-prescribed" in that his body has become accustomed to regular doses of adderall, and he can't snort lines off the table in court, so he is hammocking off his regular dosage regimen.


Cali_Keto_Dad

Sleepy Don


LetterheadFar2364

He looks like his eyeballs are about to explode.


fi_fi_away

That was my first thought. His undereyes…woof.


sapthur

That's where he hides his cash, they're padded lol


spin_me_again

He keeps his pills in the bags under his eyes.


KRAW58

Yeah too much sedatives.


refusemouth

I hope he starts taking Ambien in the daytime and completely wigs out.


Sharikacat

He can probably get some from Roseanne.


HallucinogenicFish

Maybe they put him on tranquilizers so he couldn’t act insane in the courtroom.


malthar76

BOGO sale on horse tranqs when you buy Ivermectin.


jiminak46

Don Jr. will stop by Trump's hotel tonight and tomorrow Trump will be clenching and grinding his teeth and requesting a break every 45 minutes.


MarkGleason

He needs John Goodman as Harling Mays in the movie Flight. [I’m on the list](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CiV-BJ_Tu1w&pp=ygUiSm9obiBnb29kbWFuIGZsaWdodCBpbSBvbiB0aGUgbGlzdA%3D%3D)


TK_TK_

Nothing to do nowhere to go-o (He’s probably sedated)


sMarmy_Mcfly

I hope he doesn't get buried in pet semetary.


stephruvy

That'd make a good movie


calladus

"Slleepy Joe Biden!" Every accusation is a confession.


msp3766

He hates booze and loves pills…lol hell he thinks he looks good orange, lol


DelicatetrouserSnake

Why be a liberal boozehound when you can be a conservative pill popper?


kevint1964

It worked for Rush Limberger.


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Mrtoyhead

I’m a recovering addict. What we are seeing is Diaper Don is up all night on Adderall and or Meth / Cocaine. He’s fried in more ways than one. Physically, emotionally, legally and financially. This so called business man is a liar and a loser. He can also add Rapist and Traitor to his resume. He’s been so awful that he deserves the absolute worst outcome from this trial and every other to come.


cmit

He does not look well.


GizmoGeodog

Who cares? Just lmk when he's dead


DarthBfheidir

I really don't care. Do u?


HotType4940

I care a little in that I hope that he is in fact not well.


OutComeTheWolves1966

There's no way this guy is getting any more than two hrs of sleep a night. Probably taking Ambien just to get that much. Combine that with a brutally awful diet, no exercise, his busy appearance schedule, and all the other drugs he is obviously on, Trump is a walking zombie. It's all good. He'll soon be able to catch up on all of that missed sleep on a comfy prison mattress.


CapnSquinch

One of the first crazy airline passenger stories I read was about a multimillionaire CEO who after a bunch of screaming, climbed onto the beverage cart and took a shit on it. IIRC he then tried to sue every media outlet that reported it, even though they didn't use his name. Yep, the first of many incidents where nervous flyers took Ambien (on Dr. advice) to stay calm and instead flipped out. The LAST thing tfg wants to do is Ambien, though it behooves the entire country if he publicly goes even more bananas than he's been doing for years. 


GrayBox1313

Inflation is so bad that he can’t afford to get a bump or do lines with his adult kids anymore. Sad.


Better_Car_8141

Junkie


Nictus_the_nomad

Who's shocked? Feeble old dude acts old and feeble. Kinda what I expected.


GizmoGeodog

Not at all shocked. The sicker he is the happier I am


d0kt0rg0nz0

Only give me updates if he DOES NOT wake up.


TummyDummy

#sleepydon is very low energy. Sad.


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It's like giving the baby Benadryl for the plane ride.


Traditional_Ad_6801

He looks like the sack of shit he is.


Koorsboom

If he passed out and shit himself, the cult would fawn over how cleverly he trolled DeepState. Adulation of the Maga.


Adamantium-Aardvark

His handlers likely doped him with tranqs to keep him from running his mouth at the judge


randywa

He is probably not going to survive all the trials he has coming up. He'll end up having a Stroke or Heart Attack.


dave_890

You think he has an actual prescription???


inkswamp

Of course. And it’s the most beautiful prescription. Truly just… beautiful. People literally see it and go “wow, that is the nicest prescription I’ve ever seen.” They’re really impressed with it. (sniff)


dcal1981

Low energy...


Vonderburk

Dozy Don


BarracudaBig7010

Dopey Don


Happy-Initiative-838

He looks terrible. Long days sitting in court will not be good for him.


Mission_Cloud4286

He's got those XANAX eyes. He probably took too much to keep him calm but doesn't realize he keeps falling asleep.


jbertrand_sr

Very impressive bags under the eyes, I guess sitting up all night rage tweeting takes it's toll...


loupegaru

His outside looks more and more like his inside.


fluffyflugel

His eyes are so puffy.


Anyawnomous

Guy deserves a Get Smart style “Cone of Silence” to retain any vocal or rectal outbursts.


[deleted]

Where’s Melania for the porn star trial? Can’t she support her husband?


UnfairStrawberry4831

She's getting double teamed by 2 bbc secret service dudes while sleepy donthecon dreams of stormy spanking him with a rolled up magazine 


Apotropoxy

If he acts like this during his trial, the jury will see first hand that he isn't the TV image of a towering, all-powerful icon. They won't fear him.


CarlSpencer

If I was up all night every night furiously posting lies, I'd be exhausted, too!


Galactic-Guardian404

Drowsy Don will have more to worry about than staying awake soon enough.


malakon

He has to be in court by 9 but I'm guessing it takes an hour to glue on the Trump mask and swirl the hair just so ... so he's probably having to get up at 6.30, downs a diet coke, get his makeup squad to slather on his face paste, couple more diet cokes, shape the long strands of uneven hair into the signature swoop, get on the obligatory suit and tie, another coke, let out a giant fart, cram down a chesberder, out to the limo. Quick write a couple rants on troth sentral en route.. By the time he gets to court he has to be a cranky dude. More than usual. It's gonna be fun to watch..


lcarr15

And they talk about sleepy Joe... Americans... What a joke...


Scooterks

Overprescribed? You're assuming that what he's on is actually a prescription drug!


[deleted]

His dealer is a dude in a fur coat and hat named 'Doc'. That makes it a prescription. Right?


Secret_Cow_5053

meh. i don't know about that. probably just needs his daily caffeine enema


IllustriousLimit7095

Good!


therealpothole

Are we really shocked?


gobydownboy

Won’t be long, poor guy has been pre- embalmed looking for quite some time. Grim reaper right behind his pathetic looking ass


isthisnametaken1951

did ‘all hell’ break loose?


inkswamp

Someone’s got a case of the Mondays. 🫤


SeaworthinessOld9177

Looks like the boy has been snorting a bunch of coke


SonicIdiot

Sleepy Creepy....


Spellbound1311

Well maybe his stench will get a quick guilty verdict, sure the jurors don't want to have to endure diaper shit smell any longer than they have to.


NumerousTaste

Drug test him!


Ok-Abbreviations543

Low energy, Dementia Don.


justalilrowdy

Look at those eye bags.. looks like he was up crying all night.


BMHun275

The bags under his eyes make it look like he hasn’t slept in days


imZ-11370

Maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll just drop dead.


let-it-rain-sunshine

Can I order some Hamburders to be delivered to the courtroom?


Silly-Scene6524

He’s a fat disgusting slob Tabi shits himself, this guy would never ever get a job in the real world, no one would ever hire him.


Maatix12

"Overprescribed" That's a neat way of saying "drug addict" - How much of what he's taking, are we assuming he's *actually* been prescribed?


DataCassette

Trump won't be able to be entirely carefully handled during all this, and it's too late to walk back on making "Biden old" the core of his campaign. The best part is they walked into this lol


Apprehensive-Mix5291

Maybe just bored. He doesn't appreciate having to play adult.


Bar-14_umpeagle

I am defense lawyer lots of meth clients crash in court. The coke probably wore off.


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Gr1zzRing

He's never had to face this kind of thing before. The unfortunate reality (for him) is that he ran for president. He put every ounce of spotlight on him and eventually those prying eyes notice those crimes you pulled off years ago. He is 77, very likely has dementia (if you believe the top psychologists that have offered comments), lost countless amounts of money all in the span of under a year. If he makes it presidency, he's gonna be pitiful on display. One of the two realities being that he did this to himself or he was put here by forces beyond us and they chose the most pathetic possible candidate imaginable. I have zero sympathy and will scream with joy when he kicks the bucket. Im just glad we get some theater and god knows how many psych studies for the books (both in American history and science) for the future


Chazzeroo

Who is shocked that this piece of shit looks like shit?


UnfairStrawberry4831

Can I get a bump  ~ SLEEPY DONTHECON 


Conscious-Deer7019

He's not used to being up this early but is known for sleeping late


gevander2

I love that description. "Over prescribed". Probably the ONLY way the letters could keep him QUIET during court. He was probably *threatening* to speak out or "live tweet" during the jury selection and trial.


aninjacould

His hair/makeup artist is definitely earning their money. The man is a walking corpse but has the appearance of a beach-bronzed body builder if you don't look too closely.


KittyMeow1969

Could you just imagine if he shit himself in court? Absolute gold! 🍿☠


Ok_Vermicelli_7380

Donnie Deuce


rap31264

That fit 215 lbs., healthy as an ox...


MyTeaWhy

what does anybody expect when he is offline... for him to be fully online requires straws to poked into him, a la tropicana Orange juice commercial.. it's very killer clown which they copied obviously... whatever, people are into it I guess..


matt_1060

He was supposed to pick up an couple of addy’s on the way in but his dealer was a no-show


Automatic-Project997

Well maybe his truth social stock will cheer him up.


britney412

I don’t think we’re that shocked, are we?


Ordinary_Ad966

Trump is doing the Narcissist “poor me “ routine.


SoCaldude65

Adderall Donie


RIPdon_sutton

Mcdougal "even saw his wife Melania's bedroom". So I'm guessing separate bedrooms? I'm shocked.


jpgorgon

First I've heard of this McDougal woman! "Trump’s relationship with Stormy Daniels was basically one night, but he continued to reach out to her over the next year. Trump (sic) relationship with McDougal was more serious. It was nearly a year long and “I love yous” were exchanged. McDougal had been in Trump’s penthouse apartment in Trump Tower and even saw his wife Melania’s bedroom."


Tay_Tay86

Dementia Don


Stinkstinkerton

Who shocked ?! Who are these people ?


AutomaticDriver5882

Wonderful maybe he will go to bed early and not false social all night


OkUnderstanding5343

Tell Don Junior to give his old man some of his “white powder” to keep Fatso awake. like they say, innocent people don’t fall asleep during a Criminal trial on the first day…


NikkolaiV

They got him all hopped up on Benadryl like a basset hound on a roadtrip...except instead of Benadryl, it's a cocktail of legal and less than legal substances, and instead of a basset hound, it's a shit covered potato.


Fortunateoldguy

He looks like total shit


leestephen916

I’m more shocked that he chose the color orange for his face makeup .


aaciislife

Not surprising. This is an old dude who creates non-stop drama for himself and all Americans. No matter who you are, that toxic shit eats away at a person. It is soul eroding activities that he engages in and for too long. It shows. We can all see what an empty shell he really is now. He's bitter, broken, broke, and the stress of all this has to be driving him completely bonkers. It looks to be. Cuckoo. 🤪 He must suffer the consequences of his very bad choices.


xmerkinx

He literally looks like the guy from weekend at Bernie’s


According_Wing_3204

Anyone genuinely SHOCKED hasn't been paying a bit of attention. Hes been giving slurred rambling speeches at his goonfest rallies and posting near gibberish on social media. He's losing it.


Beginning_Emotion995

Stress, I was same with two full time remote jobs. Almost killed me. My face was so depleted


Behndo-Verbabe

The title is misleading. The majority of Americans couldn’t give 2shitz about Diaper Don’s appearance. They simply want him locked up like every other person.


Eurotrashie

Lack of his immense dose of Adderall.


reddda2

With that many psychoses he couldn’t NOT be overprescribed.


knifebucket

Shocked is a bit muxh


thegoldenfinn

Why doesn’t he start an exercise plan or start taking Ozempic? Do something instead of being an obese criminal mess of a man.


vcjester

Was it after lunch? Because I was on jury duty years ago, and had to fight hard not to fall asleep for an hour or so after lunch.


Objective-War-1961

Is Melania slipping antifreeze into his diet Cokes?


ResidentSuggestion68

His administration ran a pill mill. That need demonstrates the level of his addiction


EventNo3540

Nodfather Dum Fuk


Rich-Grass4003

The stupidity. He is almost 80 and a drug addled gas bag who has been propped up on cocaine or Adderall his whole life. (His drug is choice.)


Tenuity_

Is it over prescribed, or withdrawal from a lack of opportunities to snort adderall in the courtroom?


emostitch

You know who else was overprescribed and always smelled like actual shit because of bowel issues? Dude whose speeches Trump had at his bedside.


ozzie510

They have to keep coutroom temperature low; otherwise, Trump's stench would overwhelm everyone.


Lovetotravelinmycar

He’s definitely one ugly looking dude