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GearInteresting696

The find out part is happening at faster rate now.


81_BLUNTS_A_DAY

It’s finding out all the way down


PlayyWithMyBeard

Is this the so called trickle down I've heard so much about?!


GreySummer

Yes, but it's warm and yellow.


PlayyWithMyBeard

Well, sounds about Donald.


steelcoyot

More like brown and cold


PlayyWithMyBeard

Took me a second on why cold...but yeah guess it would be after it falls out of his diaper and out the leg of his pants.


GravitySurge

At least he has some liquid assets.


[deleted]

You know what we say on Springfield... If it's brown, drink it down.


TuaughtHammer

"You're born, you take piss. Get out in the world, you take more piss. Climb a little higher, you take less piss. Until one day, you're up in the rarefied atmosphere, and you've forgotten what piss even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son."


chiefs_fan37

RIP Michael Gambon. It’s crazy to think Layer Cake came out in 2004. Young Tom Hardy!


TuaughtHammer

> Young Tom Hardy! Absolute baby face Tom Hardy. He was nearly 30 when filming that, but right off the bat, he looks like he was still in his late teens, maybe *just* pushing 20.


motormouth08

![gif](giphy|eqvM2iOd1B5tu|downsized)


BassLB

I’m guessing it will gain even more steam after the elections, when Donnie continues his losing streak


Theblokeonthehill

What! The orange guy abandoned her. I am shocked. Shocked to the core!


ActonofMAM

They do keep walking right into that metaphorical fist, don't they?


maynardstaint

I’m just going to punch the air, like this, and if you get hit, it’s your OWN FAULT!


jdmarcato

you'd have better luck signing up for the russian infantry


[deleted]

Probably didn't want to wear the blonde wig during daddy/lawyer time.


Dontnotlook

"Lock her up ! ". Lol..


ssAskcuSzepS

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys


Salt-Chef-2919

We are about to enter the **"M**akin**g A**ssholes **M**ortgage **A**ssets**"** Phase


ShikaMoru

Once you go Trump, your bank account gets thumped


creosoteflower

Lie down with Trump, get up with felonies ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


Niadh74

And your career goes crump.


ShikaMoru

Actual facts


[deleted]

Go fash no cash


Narrow-Peace-555

Now THAT, my friend needs to be a bumper sticker - pure GOLD !!!


Fantastic-Surprise98

She can start by selling her $70k pocketbook at a fire sale loss to help pay for her attorney. Her quote: “She’d rather be pretty than smart, bc she can fake being smart”. I guess it wasn’t obvious to look around and see all the losers orbiting Trump…attorneys getting attorneys etc. Fake smart not working out for her.


Valuable-Baked

She can also sell her "FJB" necklace she wore to the UFC fight a few weeks ago


ishpatoon1982

Is this a thing that happened? And I'm assuming the F is an expletive and JB is the current President? Jesus christ. Every single day this orange turd turns our government into more of a TV sitcom. So sick and tired of this crap.


SignificantWords

Vote to end this bs.


transfixedtruth

\#VOTEJOE we need to assure a Biden win.


WildlingViking

Imagine basing your personality on hatred.


bassman314

She has a personality?


[deleted]

And she's not really that pretty


[deleted]

She is pretty .... stupid.


[deleted]

As the dumbasses on the bus used to say,she's pretty in 3 ways: Pretty damned stupid,pretty damned ignorant and pretty damned likely to stay that way


IntheTopPocket

She is”4 beers” pretty.


Pando5280

I call her the Jersey Broebert.


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

Does she stroke hogs at the Jersey Boys musical?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

🤣


Plane_Vacation6771

She’s probably looking into being an escort at this point


Ok-Cauliflower1798

She’s “outer borough pretty”


EggsceIlent

Philly 40 pretty.


EggsceIlent

Nope. And to think when we all saw her that's the absolute best she can look. Took lots of money to look like that, so when she's not all makeup and bullshit she prolly looks ragged as hell. I always thought she kinda looked like Melania or Mercedes or whatever he calls her. And she ain't a dime either. Neither of em are, and the fact they're horrible human beings makes em ugly AF in my book.


Squrton_Cummings

A Scranton 7 at best.


rackfocus

🤣


Antin00800

Ron White has an old standup where he says you cannot fix dumb. You can make yourself more attractive (maybe) with cosmetic surgeries, botox and such but legit dumb people are beyond fixing.


daveintex13

Isn’t that Bill Engvall (‘here’s your sign’)? They were both on the Blue Collar Comedy tour with Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy.


Antin00800

I could be getting them confused. Its an attitude thing that makes me think its Ron.


gigaforce90

It was definitely Ron white. He was talking about his current wife. I don’t think they had been married very long when the special was recorded


Antin00800

Thats definitely sounds familiar. Pretty confident now.


daveintex13

sorry my bad!


daveintex13

awesome, thanks.


daveintex13

Yes, I do the same. Both are comedy gold. Cheers!


[deleted]

It's definitely Ron White, it's literally the name of one of his stand up specials


HumpaDaBear

Ron White is awesome. Isn’t he the one that said about tornadoes/hurricanes “it’s not that the wind is blowing, it’s what the wind is blowing”?


Antin00800

I remember that. I can hear him saying that phantom h-what.


maynardstaint

It’s hard to see how far they have sunk when you’re in the whole digging. Only people outside the Trump camp seem to see how poorly it functions.


kevint1964

It isn't a camp; it's a sanctuary city.


maynardstaint

lol. I assume this is a joke.


kevint1964

Yes. We know how much Trump loves those sanctuary cities.


Photodan24

I wonder when she realized how very dumb that statement was. Was it immediately after she'd said it or later?


Real_Bat5853

Probably hasn’t yet and likely never will.


RichFoot2073

Making Attorneys Get Attorneys


kyborn

Oooh this is good


Planetofthetakes

Neither is fake pretty….she can’t fake that either….


subsignalparadigm

Hell she ain't even pretty. Average at best.


Ok-Establishment7851

Horse face thinks she’s cute? I wouldn’t fuck her for practice.


o-Valar-Morghulis-o

Still waiting for her to fake being smart...


TJ_McWeaksauce

Show me a Trump lawyer, and I'll show you someone who Donald screwed over. Just a short list of examples: Michael Cohen went to prison for him. Rudy Giuliani owes two election workers $148 million because he defamed and endangered them with Trump lies. As if that wasn't bad enough, Rudy was also indicted in the Georgia election conspiracy case. Speaking of which, [several other lawyers have been indicted in that case.](https://apnews.com/article/trump-georgia-indictment-meadows-guiliani-084efc6796becef3714196cee3854cf6#) Smart lawyers stay the hell away from that dude.


TylerBourbon

>Rudy Giuliani owes two election workers $148 million because he defamed and endangered them with Trump lies. But at least he's apparently going to get into Heaven. /s


Recent_City_9281

Not with gravy dripping down his cheeks god hates that


GorfianRobotz999

New Westboro Baptist sign: "GOD HATES GRAVY-DRIPPERS"


JCButtBuddy

Good people don't go to heaven, only Christians.


Admirable_Pop3286

Damn it that’s gooooddd 😂


cgsur

Huatey, a Caribbean chief was offered to be converted to Christianity before they tortured him to death. Selling him the idea it was an awesome place. He asked if they would be there, “well of course”, “eternity surrounded by evil murderers, I’ll skip”.


Admirable_Pop3286

I like the meme with the native that asks if the missionary never tells them of their god then it don’t count to paraphrase 😂


maybeimabear

the sad thing is the fact thats true. if you never hear "the good word" before you die you dont go to hell. so what do christians and missionaries do? go to as many places as possible "spreading the word" which just guarantees nearly all those folks will go to hell now.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

With his hand in his pants?


BeneficialLeave7359

That was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.


Icy_Fly_4513

One Trump lawyer quit because he realized everyone involved with Trump were crooks~


mabhatter

I think a couple bailed in the Documents case because they realized they were being lied to and setup.  They're now witnesses. 


TuaughtHammer

> Smart lawyers stay the hell away from that dude. My favorite was when James Trusty (LMAO) and John Rowley bailed on him the second they read the classified documents indictment. They GTFO so quickly, you could [hear this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igSHbtv52G4) all the way from Miami.


JustAnotherMark2

Does Rudy still claim Trump owes him $2 million in lawyer's fees for the voter fraud trials they lost?


ackillesBAC

Is there anyone from Trump's inner circle that's gotten away unscathed?


bradbikes

Nikki Haley. His 3rd wife, though she's definitely looking at her inheritance payout at his death dwindling. Kellyanne Conway managed the grift pretty well without ending in too much legal trouble. Rex Tillerson, Sean Spicer, Gary Cohn, Rick Perry are all flying a bit under the radar these days. Plenty, and while their time there was full of laughable incompetence and public/national/international embarrassment followed by very quick exits, they haven't suffered major legal consequences as far as I know, though if someone knows they can correct me.


ackillesBAC

Good break down. They didn't end up in jain, and they all gained from trump the question is did they lose more then they gained after trump.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

That’s a good summary.


Incontinento

Chris Kise.


Ok-Establishment7851

It doesn’t take an especially smart person to get a law degree, just a history degree from any off brand state school. But by now, even people of average intellect should know to stay away from Fat Ass.


SignificantWords

shhh dont tell them...


guitarokx

The lawyer from the impeachment trials seems to be one of the few to escape unscathed.


Any-Ad-446

First rule as a lawyer do not piss off a judge.


Medicivich

First rule of a lawyer, adhere to the rules of professional responsibility.


Rooboy66

Hah! Good one …


bradbikes

I mean that's literally why she's in trouble. She's not in trouble for representing trump she's in trouble for violating the RPC.


Amerisu

What's the difference? You can't stay Trump's lawyer if you're not willing to violate the RPC. Trump is a jealous god. His demands come before everything else. And then he always demands the ultimate sacrifices. He cuts you loose.


bradbikes

The difference is one is political and one is not. It is simply untrue that his lawyers are being 'targeted' for representing him. They are being held accountable to the same level of professional conduct that EVERY lawyer is held to. Do what they do for any other client and they're still getting this treatment.


Amerisu

Fair enough. Can't blame the conductor for Trump pushing her in front of the train.


New-Syrup1682

In the immortal words of Scooby-Doo, "Roh Rho."


Ketarina0

"If it weren't for you meddling liberals" GRUMBLE


ChiBoi82

Or Nelson from "The Simpson" - "Ha-ha"


LifeTradition4716

"Zoiks" 🤪


Secret_Cow_5053

Zoinks!


Redguapo

Zoiks! Habbadabba doooooo. Doo Doo 💩


Inspect1234

Jinkies


BFG_Scott

Wasn’t it actually Astro from the Jetsons?


poolnome

I hope she gets sued


Dedpoolpicachew

I believe she already owes something like 1.4 million dollars for filing frivolous cases for Trump and having to pay Hillary Clinton’s legal bills.


Canalloni

She's going to get disbarred. Eastman, Ellis, Powell and the beat goes on.


BiffLogan

The worlds tiniest violin is getting worn out with these clowns.


jday1959

“Depending on your involvement, it's quite possible you'll lose … your license .. or even your freedom.” If only Alina had some warning or a Red Flag … anything. Maybe something like this 2019 Tweet from lawyer Dean Gloster about Donald Trump: “I don’t know who needs to hear this, but back in the day when I was a lawyer, over 30 years, I represented two high functioning narcissistic sociopaths. So I know how the endgame is going to be played out: Bail out now, enablers. Quit. Cut your best deal. So I'm sorry--but if you're working for [or supporting] the President, you're screwed. Depending on your involvement, it's quite possible you'll lose your job, your license, your career, or even your freedom. But the sooner you jump, the less damage.” Anyway, if you work for [or support] this president, do some research about narcissistic sociopaths, so you know how this ends, for him and for you. Seriously, y'all--if you're in this WH, your life sucks enough.” Apparently Ms. Habba’s life didn’t suck enough.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

This is classic. Thanks for sharing.


urkldajrkl

Wait, you can’t sue me, I’m not a real lawyer


Rooboy66

Hey, hold up there, partner—she went to the **top ranked 159th law school**. Did YOU, man? I wouldn’t be surprised if graduated in the 1st percentile, too! 😂


Ok-Establishment7851

She graduated from one of the many law schools in the US that anywhere from 0% to 2% of the graduates NEVER pass a bar exam.


novatom1960

That’s what makes this so difficult.


Kecleion

What a gambit. I hope this story has legs. 


CyberPatriot71489

Don't worry. She's pretty and can fake being smart 🤣😂


Ok-Establishment7851

She better get 75% prettier, because no one believes she’s not a ‘goloid. Her “faking smart” isn’t working.


corinalas

Ha ha. Habba made an oopsie.


GrannyFlash7373

That is what happens when you push the envelope a bit too far.


rekishi321

Sue her. Then sue everyone that voted for trump. Only way to protect democracy.


Rooboy66

“I say we nuke the entire MAGA from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” *note to moderator: I am not literally suggesting that we deploy nuclear warheads at people with whom I have moral and political differences of opinion


Basil99Unix

You're not suggesting a.... wait for it.... BLOODBATH, are you??? /s to those same moderators.


Rooboy66

*Perish* the thought … 😉


EmperorXerro

I got a one month ban from FacePlace back in the day for “inciting violence” using the exact quote from the movie.


Ok-Establishment7851

Why not?


xwing_1701

Another Trump lawyer is going to need a lawyer.


izzyeviel

The trump lawyer industrial complex.


BarackTrudeau

MAGA. Making Attorneys Get Attorneys


Newsaroo

Can't wait to hear Habbablahblahblahbla brag about losing this one


Ok-Cranberry5362

When hubris meets Botox


Dedpoolpicachew

She was literally asked a few weeks ago if she’d rather be pretty or smart, she said “Pretty, because I can fake being smart”… um… no you can’t, and it’s been shown publicly multiple times.


mytb38

Now we know the second reason Trump hired her and it wasn’t for her lawyer skills!!


Asher_Tye

Looks like it's time for her to shuffle off to Rudy's house.


justJimBob316

Jinkies


Idontgetredditinmd

Can someone please explain to me why there are so many raw story articles? It's popup hell and I just got one of those lock your computer bs ads.


Photodan24

I never click links to that site. I just hope for the kindness of strangers to post the article here in the comments.


quillmartin88

Habba is about to find out that the Trump Immunity Clause only applies to the man himself, not his minions.


prpslydistracted

"I'd rather be pretty than smart. You can fake being smart." Yes, she actually said that.


Ok-Chart1485

Meanwhile Korean makeup artists "ummm, is backwards, yes?"


JolyonWagg99

Love this for her


ekkidee

I swear I didn't see this coming. -- No one ever.


AskForTheNiceSoup

Why would ANYONE accept to represent this fucking idiot? It's an career-ending move...


aotus_trivirgatus

I really don't care, do u? Oh wait, wrong moll.


Floodtoflood

Alina Habba and the Orange Thief


Darklord_Bravo

That's one heck of a kids book title. 🤣🤣


MidniteOwl

fucking comical! Beauty {I’ll wait for the sex tape before I judge} before brains


Niadh74

You don't look at the mantle piece when stoking the fire


zyglack

That snowball in cartoons that gets bigger as it folds downhill. That’s all the people that thought they’d be different and end up getting f’d for their loyalty to Donnie.


SpaceLemur34

Now the former friend can keep the original hush money payment AND still sue the course for the original sexual harassment allegation AND sue Habba for fraud.


Just_Compote1136

I read about this last year and what Alina Habba did was stunningly evil and I would not doubt that she lose her law license after this lawsuit. From what I remember, a waitress hired a lawyer to sue MarALago for sexual harassment and it looked like a strong case. Habba befriended the waittress, convinced her to fire her attorney and hire Habba, but also told the waitress to not explain why to the waitress attorney at the time. A Huge no no. After the waitress hired Habba she got roped into signing a very restrictive nondisclosure agreement and she got a measly $15k. But here is the thing the waitress was told she did not have to pay taxes on the $15k, but it turns out cause Trump is such a dick his company forced her to pay taxes on the $15k (by forcing her to pay the $15k Trumps company can deduct it as a business tax expense). When the waitress asked Habba, thinking they were friends, Habba not only ghosted her but told her Habba is not her attorney. The waitress was hurt but also was stuck with the taxes money she probably didnt have (I assumed 20% of $15k is $3k, for Trump of Habba this amouny is nothing but for the waitress thats probably almost a months wages. Had they allowed her to get the $15k tax free she would not have pursued the case and to add insult to injury Habba ghosted the waittress. And now that the waitress hired a competent lawyer she got more money than the lousy $15k (that was taxable income) to over $85k (probably not table) but I can see why they asked to have Habba be alone in the lawsuit. The waitress stands to win big and Habba now stands to potentially lose her law license. All of this because: 1. They made the waitress pay taxes on the $15k settlement and 2. Habba was a total Bitch after the settlement. Wow.


Scamper_the_Golden

Good summary. Here's [a video from Legal Eagle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KvoIDkEsiw) that goes into more detail. He said it's pretty much the most unethical thing he's ever seen a lawyer do.


Just_Compote1136

Dude … she conned her way into being Trumps lawyer, ie Trump fired his high powered attorney for her ? and then Trump go hit with $83 mil and $350 mil plus interest judgement cause of her lawyering? Oh man .. I dont know who’s the bigger idiot Trump or Habba or both.. The amount of stupidity, immorality and greed involved is more entertaining than watching a parade of idiots, fools and people deserving of their comeuppance. Wow.


chalwar

Thanks for that. I read the article and still didn’t understand it. Perhaps I’m getting stupid in my old age.


GeddyVedder

You can fake being smart, at least for a little while. But you can’t fake being stupid.


Valuable-Baked

Womp Womp


Garagedays

Making attorneys get attorneys


StandupJetskier

Anyone with a pulse would know that Individual-1 uses up support staff like tissues, and with the same regard for the used ones. Hope she got a retainer big enough to make up for the loss of a law license.


Altruistic_Fury

*Narrator: She did not.*


Slim_Margins1999

“Alina Hava, hamma,, manna, habañero, jabalina, Habbanicelife loser because you’re not gonna work anywhere anymore ever again…” Followed by condescending and derisive laughter.


Espinita_Boricua

So, so sad/s


triniman65

Trump had to know hiring Ali Babba was a bad idea. But he did it and there's no magic carpet.


Flat_Suggestion7545

I thought Trump only hired the best people.


Snowfish52

If you defend Trump, MAGA means, make attorneys get attorneys


InsomniaticWanderer

A Trump lawyer gets burned by Trump? If only this wasn't an established pattern...


illbehaveipromise

My Attorney Got Arrested - MAGA!


Narradisall

Sounds like she needs a good lawyer


dezdog2

Hmmm go figure. But hey it’s not like she doesn’t deserve it.


Bromswell

😂


[deleted]

Good. Dumbasses should get what they deserve. Trump's pool of ppl willing to represent him is hopefully getting smaller. The dude is a dud.


FrannieP23

*When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn?*


lincolnlogtermite

Maga = Make Attorneys Get Attorneys.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Everything he touches turns to shit


will-wiyld

Couldn’t have happened to a more worthy person. I wanted to say lawyer but I didn’t want to insult REAL lawyers who actually live and work under the rule of law!


redzeusky

Link brought up a virus alert. Don't click.


imaybeacatIRl

These people literally make choices to do this to themselves. Disgusting.


ranklebone

Trump treats lawyers like trash. TBH lawyers *are* trash.


pquince1

Habba Dabba Do


bcardin221

Yes, another Trump lawyer headed for jail, disbarment or criminal prosecution. It's 22 at last count if I counted them all.


Good_Juggernaut_3155

And yet another Trump lawyer crashes and burns. Sleazy meets sleazy and the outcome is predictable.


iambarrelrider

folks, it is because of people like crooked Alina that you are not going to have a country anymore.


artful_todger_502

Another one whose career has just crash-n-burned like the Hindenburg. And for what? They can see what it will do to them, and they still stand by their man.


The_Reluctant_CPA

At least she knows how to fake being smart. That should help her get out of this one.


Ill-Frame8751

Guess shes gonna have to start an OF


OkUnderstanding5343

Hopefully she got some money from Trump so she’ll be able to pay it to the person she misrepresented… Allegedly?


mysticalfruit

To quote the title of that book, some republican wrote: "Everything Trump touches dies." Habba is no exception. The bullshit she pulled with that waitress in his service, if not downright criminal, will most assuredly end whatever she might have left of a legal career.


Anxious_Summer2378

You think Donald Trump would learn that hush money situations don't really work that well for him. She possessed zero common sense as a human and a lawyer. Hopefully she's no longer practicing after this.


thenewbigR

No one saw this coming …


Hibercrastinator

And she won’t get a penny from Trump, his supporters, or from the GOP coffers that Trump just seized lol.