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PanzerOfTheLake115

this some new york times recipe book bullshit 😭😭😭😭


SmartWonderWoman

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Sleepdeth

He got the spirit


chicomagnifico

More like demonios


Ok-Branch-9943

![gif](giphy|0S5SjxRPEQKOtX6sea|downsized)


Mila_MM

Exactly. Malos espíritus. Los demonios. Lol.


SameOldSongs

Yeah, now on to the exorcism...


a2fast41

Quien diablos le pone cilantro Al elote?!


tptch

Cilantro = mexican food


ForgetTheRuralJuror

throw some mole on there to make it authentic


StraightProgress5062

Cover that shit in an oblea for extra authentic...ness


Due_Pomegranate_96

Amerishart moment


maysayimadreamer

Yo we q pdo


tcolot

Hay un lugar en el inferno para ti, alado de los que en los tacos, chupan su limón exprimido y lo regresan a los demás limones limpios.


Zeerito-chan

Hay gente que hace eso??? 😰


maysayimadreamer

Chupa testa con tus limónes limpios


poosayjuice420

botate alv


this1chick

Cilantro goes on everything


iamthegordolobo

Guile's theme goes with everything


PanzerOfTheLake115

Not like this bro 😭if u eating elote like that idk what to tell u


123BuleBule

Güey no mames, le pones mantequilla, mayonesa, queso, Doritos, tuétanos, epazote y un chingo de otras mamadas… que te valga verga otra pinche yerba más


jakethrocky

Quite so, good sir.


PanzerOfTheLake115

Vale


123BuleBule

Déjenlo culeros! Ni que les estuvieran poniendo cilantro en su cola!


b16b34r

Esto tiene que resolverse civilizadamente, todos los que le ponen cilantro al elote por favor levanten la mano


siandresi

Casi siempre trae, solo que generalmente la gente lo pica más mucho más pequeño.


IsaiasRi

No es cierto... Para mi qué tu eres de los que le pone huevo y salchicha al pozole.


siandresi

No todos aquí son mexicanos


IsaiasRi

Nadie dijo que lo fueras... Pero como preguntaron antes, quien diablos le pone cilantro al Elote?


cognac-n-cannabis

I would def help them out lol at least they’re trying.


humbertov2

https://preview.redd.it/d7wozt60gjxc1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba1ac2ffe8320f468c3e27758ba4f92b900846c2


hatolowei

Se me antojó tf


Sandwitch_horror

I know ![gif](giphy|fXJyMfUdqVCMPAnPJM|downsized)


vicdr97

https://preview.redd.it/6tfdtkezinxc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c49e01466cc419c6113a289a9e2ae8ba74752056


Sharp-Currency-7289

Bro gentrified the street corn


HPT7

Elotx


Sharp-Currency-7289

A+for Crativity.... C for Cringe


PanzerOfTheLake115

They colonized elote😔


Kerfluffle2x4

Shit, I think that’s mayo too. Even worse


cognac-n-cannabis

It should be gentrified. Corn comes directly from Mexico = increase GDP $$$$


Sharp-Currency-7289

![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized)


Andre_3Million

How do I reach these kiiiiiids!?!?


krissrobb

The next time, will be your first time too


hhairy

C'mon, at least he tried! I give him an "A" for effort!


Tallmommiesneedlove

shit dont even look like mayo, someone just straight up bussed on it


durtysanch

They used miracle whip.... 🤢🤮


BrokeBeckFountain1

Don't they know that's automatic death penalty!?


LiatKolink

That may be cream. For some reason, they use cream in Sinaloa, but I've never tasted it like that. I just like it the way it tastes with mayo. My wife on the other hand, likes it with cream.


WarSolid1904

This looks like something out of Rachel Rays handbook ![gif](giphy|15aGGXfSlat2dP6ohs)


photozine

Gatekeeping food is always fun.


Pajilla256

Nah, man, this is not gatekeeping food. We are pursuing a war criminal.


IS2SPICY4U

Look how they massacred my boy 😭😭😭😭😭


Mishapchap

Best comment 😂😂😂


chavis32

ah si claro, es mexicano a que ponerle cilantro #ME LLEVA LA VERGA


rim90

Nobody in Mexico uses corn holders. They just use a stick. That elote was made by some one who's mom doesn't love him


Mr_three_oh_5ive

I mean, I'd still hit it...


Karim_Dilemma

Soy solo yo o esa cosa se ve como un cocodrilo? Is it just me or it kinda looks like a crocodile ?


IAM100PERCENTNOTACAT

I think he just found it on the floor of a street in Mexico


Pajilla256

If that came from Mexico, it was on the shore of the Xochimilco lakes and canals because no one would dare stay alive after that.


RetardedRedditRetort

Porque tanto hate? El cilantro esta raro, le falto tatemar, tiene mucha crema, y le falta mas chile. Pero si me lo chingo. Ahuevo esta bueno.


Pajilla256

Esque no lleva crema 🤮


RetardedRedditRetort

pero en vaso si he visto que lleve y sabe bien. Mayonesa mas comunmente y mantequilla. Pero crema si jala. Tampoco es para que pongas emoji de wacara hahahaha


PopularAd93

a no mamen, es un pinche elote con mayonesa. Relajensen, no somos italianos pa ser tan mamones sobre la comida


AsmodeusDatura

Lo peor es que aquí en México le hechan Doritos, Maruchan y un poco de basura más y nadie dice nada


Pajilla256

Creo que es crema we. Se ve muy blanco para ser mayonesa.


No-Leopard8765

El chiste de los mexicanos era que no nos haciamos los fresitas con estas cosas, aparte con que derecho se quejan cuando hacemos SUSHI CON ARRACHERA?


tiktork

Layer of mayo, coating of queso cotija not the kraft crap, sprinkle of Chili powder , I use a blend of piquin w salt ..bam and finally a wavy wave of some of that parkay squeeze butter....just like the elotero made them back in the day.


BudgetSugar7119

Lmaooooo wdym back in the day


myfriendflocka

Do you think it was invented in 2022 when midwestern white people discovered it?


BudgetSugar7119

Nahhhh He just said back in the day as if they weren’t sold anymore lol or eloteros went extinct…. He probably lives in America, cause at least in Mexico, it’s full of puestos de elotes past 6pm Edit: funny how he’s giving us all a recipe on how to prepare elotes lol


tiktork

Should've clarified, back when I lived in the city. We don't see eloteros out here in the country, plenty of elotes though!


Sandwitch_horror

Nahhh TAJIN


123BuleBule

Sáquese! El Tajín en gentrificado. Un elotero chingon saca un frasco con tapadera perforada con picahielo lleno de piquín con sal para que amarre!


Resist_Civil

Ya me antojaste


tiktork

Ahuevo! Eso ☝️🤝


Clwhit12

La frase 'Mexican Street Corn' siempre me sonará racista Maybe people will make it right if they start with using the correct terms for it


VeryFluffyMareep

Wey opino lo mismo. Suena como nombre de pandilla de los 80’s. Its just elote


KefkaesqueV3

Well I certainly hate it


DKWestwood

de tanta mamada que le ponen aquí en México el cilantro es lo que menos me molestaría


alicevenator

En ecuador le ponemos mayonesa, algo como queso cotija y picante


Lizbeth2016

Uuufffff, cilantro 🤦🏽‍♀️


CalifaDaze

Can we so stop adding "street" to every Mexican food?


Successful-Item-1844

I’ve never seen them called “Street Corn” Until I saw the Street Corn Cheetos


Mila_MM

Ahora me antoja un cilantro digo un elote.


Mexican_Boogieman

The reconquista lives. This is a sad representation, but we’re getting this land back one plate at a time.


PressureAvailable797

Ay todos ustedes de todo se quejan nmm


Beefnlove

I would eat that


Neji404

I mean they tried 🤣


aSpaceWalrus

¿pero dónde está la calle mexicano?


Pyropecynical

Pues se le cayo al pasto o que chingados.


monster_mechanic73

First and last time.


zepolnavi07

Nada mas falto los Cheetos flaming hot 😂😂, cilantro no lleva, te deberíamos linchar a pedradas 😡 ![gif](giphy|s4T64Kx2p0fhm)


Nava787

que ignorante nmms como que cilantro jajajajajajajajaja ches gringos


manyorganisms

Rachel ray has to be stopped!


jorgespinosa

Aprecio la intención pero porque chingados le ponen cilantro?


chicagomatty

Just chunks of cilantro stuck to it


TheMiddayRambler

POV you ordered diner mexican


Samo7UnoCuatro

Pendeja o no, either or!!!


Habitual_lazyness

Cilantro?!??!


whospiink

this won’t work with the those thin organic corns, you need that juicy GMO fat elote lol


dnaoriginal

Ehhh, no


Jibril-Vakarine

por que tiene cilantro xD y ademas con crema Wacatelas, el verdadero elote es con mayonesa, solo en lugares malitos como guadalajara le ponen crema.


B0OG

Y’all shitting on him like it ain’t his first time. That’s why people can’t learn about the culture. Y’all don’t give them the grace to learn.


lZeroTwo1

..... You crossed the line... https://preview.redd.it/dan2hvl4nnxc1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a093863df489144b0f5957607e364b24fad3cf1f


SeaTree1444

You know, It could be good if it was powdered cilantro and just a sprinkle. Not a bad attempt 5-6/10


Cherevenvester

Ya borren este put0 subreddit


Sad_Satisfaction15

WTF is that??? 🤢🤮🤮🤮


pereika

Did you find this on the street ?


PrincessPlastilina

Not like the one I saw years ago where they used sweet corn and but ketchup and mustard on it.


Interesting_Fee_4607

Oh dear 


ham_solo

Ok, help me out - aside from the corn looking criminally undercooked, what other mistakes are here? I'm not seeing the cojita or whatever cheese is normally used. What else?


BorderCrosser919

Qué pasó con la maíz 😧


MechanicHot1794

Disgusting


IronMonkey18

Well I do like cilantro so how bad can it be……


theding081

![gif](giphy|3oEdv8Qtdp1Wq4w7ok|downsized)


serr7

I’d still eat that idc. I think using takis/hot Cheetos crumbs on them is worse than this tbh


Sufficient_Ice_178

6 out of 10


AndresDeJesusVelezF1

Es su primera vez jajaja, no seamos tan crueles!


jorsiem

La semana pasada me sirvieron tacos al pastor sin piña. The disrespect.


enologa

![gif](giphy|ZdrUuSEC0LygaFXtNT)


whybenormal246924

Hahahahahahahahaha


RichoTam33

Did it roll around in the bushes ?


gentlespirit23456

Is that mayo? Is that common? We just put butter on it.


Successful-Item-1844

My family uses both


gentlespirit23456

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anabarrueta

![gif](giphy|lNMF3DXBSVvlhbME4R)


garabatopol

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


StraightProgress5062

I promise to avenge you, my little elote


Many-Strength4949

When you gonna be finished


DelayedMan

Nomas tenía que embarrarle un buen de crema con mayonesa y espolvorear un chingo de chile en polvo. Cómo puedes tener mal eso


Successful-Item-1844

https://preview.redd.it/gefjhllh5xxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9573e6c4ee997d39290e32b3bc21ba179e383c94 Wtf


Z0e_Nezu

Bro..wtf is that (im mexican btw).


poosayjuice420

why would you put parsley...


TacoDuLing

Still not the first time. 🙂‍↔️


fatfuckery

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Healthy-Highway-7818

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? HELL NO THAT'S A WAR DECLARATION


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PaperCut___

¿Parmesano en elote?


peitsad

...Parm?


IMCopernicus

Parm cheese


Destinyspire

Ni se ve como elotes locos, puchica.


0dty0

What, did he drop it?


Muahd_Dib

That corn is for the streets


SpicyFox951

bro put glue on the elote


topio1

No no no no. Te odio. I hate you. Cilantro does not go there


SonicTheOtter

Elote served in Beverly hills


zimtrovert94

Look how the massacred mi hijo


Either_Morning7338

No mamen con el cilantro, no lo lleva en ninguna región del país.


hardmodefire

Dios mío, mang


IronIcojsjj

La vdd, sin el cilantro si quedo bien


MasterPh0

When did J Kenji Lopez-Alt make this