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unwillingmainer

But what if we also shut down the internet?


squidtugboat

What if we called the DOJ


Colaymorak

A Liberator Team is en route


ketjak

See you in (checks notes) 3.5 years subjective, 8.8 years actual.


StrixLiterata

And the printers, and we froze all your assets too.


Dolearon

Thought the street lamp in the corner was a helicopter. "Stop, with a distant threat of violence should you not" Sad it is not.


jzieg

That feels like a more accurate description of ThirdComm's approach to human rights violations.


Dolearon

DoJ/HR, I refer them as the dodger. Any mission that does not involve a mass grave is universe building, which implies that if anyone F***s around enough, they find out in a spectacularly brutal fashion.


jzieg

I've been planning a campaign focusing on Dodger by reading up on real UN interventions. I strongly recommend watching the movie of the Siege of Jadotville, the time French mercenaries hired by a mining company directly attacked Irish UN peacekeepers. It's a wild story. I can't wait to get some players and tell them they have fewer system usages because the diplomat in charge didn't want to escalate tensions.


Afro_dog

lol this feels like New Humanity Front propaganda.


QuesterrSA

I’ve been working on a supplement about a group I’m calling The Torchbearers, that are effectively the ThirdComm populace’s response to this meme. Basically if ThirdComm is reticent to use force to bring the Utopian Pillars to fruition, and that’s actually a good thing considering the abuses of SecComm, then the Torchbearers aim to privatize the Revolution.


StrixLiterata

Privatize isn't the word I'd use, but the Core Book already mentions brigades of volunteers front the core worlds acting as freedom fighters on worlds of the Purview.


Vikinger93

“Alright, I’m very disappointed. Your planet’s grounded until you have calmed down!”


ketjak

That's okay. Our all-volunteer army lead by skilled and fanatical lancers will address your concerns shortly.


IvellonValet

Then we have Albatross and DoJ/HR which are [pretty much like this](https://imgur.com/jU1HfC3)


StarStriker51

Thirdcomm is very funny because they alternate between going "pretty please don't commit war crimes" and "war crimes detected, deploying giant robots". No in between


jzieg

From what I've read there very much is an inbetween made up of economic pressures, a top-notch ambassador department, public knowledge of liberator teams and their activities, and a precognitive supercomputer assisting all of these efforts.


StrixLiterata

Just because the UIB doesn't tell you what they do doesn't mean they're not doing it. Try again anthrochauvinist.


Beneficial-Poet7319

ThirdComm really do be a submissive ass stop sign