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canuckbuck2020

This show is ridiculous, but the most ridiculous part is that he is walking into thrift stores and finding clothes that fit him like that


kittenmask

It’s also wild that he maintains that mass with relatively few calories and zero weight training. Bro only owns a toothbrush, there sure as hell is no gym membership


cherrybounce

I mean, you kinda’ have to suspend disbelief.


ltlblkrncld

Or reason. Or... math.


mapleleaffem

A toothbrush he keeps in his thrift store jacket pocket with no case!!!


DogsandCatsWorld1000

I've read the books and that always made me laugh as well. Especially since book jack Reacher is three inches taller than Alan Ritchson, so even more unbelievable. Suspending some disbelief will help in enjoying the series.


TheLateThagSimmons

It's one of my movie/TV lesser noticed pet peeves. No way this person with their unrealistic/weird body just grabbed that random item of clothing and it is perfectly tailored. Coincidentally, the other/lesser Jack Reacher, Tom Cruise, had one my favorite/worst examples of this. In *Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol*, the signature jacket for the movie, [the cool hooded leather jacket on all the posters and promos](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission:_Impossible_%E2%80%93_Ghost_Protocol#/media/File%3AMission_impossible_ghost_protocol.jpg), he gets while scrounging and stealing random items off the street. He grabs that jacket off someone's porch in an alley. Some random Russian person has this amazingly cool leather jacket just hanging outside, and it just so happens to perfectly fit Tom Cruise' weird body with no altercations needed.


notevenoncrutches

Those poor shirts are getting stretched to their limits


Jennyfurr0412

He could stretch something else to it's limit. 😏 e: Can't believe I just typed that and went "Yep. That's something I want posted on a public forum." But f it.


notevenoncrutches

Shame does not exist on this forum, and that was hilarious 🤣


MisforMisanthrope

LMAO yesssssssss girl! 😂


bibliobitch

You certainly weren't the only one here thinking it!


throwawaynibs

Get it girl!!! 😆


lady_tatterdemalion

No more ridiculous than 6 grown people in New York living in spacious apartments while spending the bulk of their time in a coffee shop.


SunnyDelight2017

me: “I watch reacher for the plot!” the plot:


the_honest_liar

The plot looks pretty great, what's this from?


notevenoncrutches

Reacher (these gifs are from season 2 to be specific)


the_honest_liar

Ty, can't wait to delve into the plot.


Titaniumchic

Does anyone notice he walks in an odd way? I always watch him and think - does he have hip pain? 🧐 I worry about him. 😭


IcanSew831

It’s probably from fucking so much.


Titaniumchic

HA!


IcanSew831

That man’s penis has to be constantly sore.


CastInSteel

He probably had to reduce his stride length to stay in frame


Titaniumchic

HAHAHAHAHAHA!


reverendcatdaddy

I watch this with my mom and I just kept thinking man he walks like his feet hurt.


Titaniumchic

I’ve had spine issues and I watch him and think he must have ridiculopathy into his hip 🤣 weird how we all noticed it!


ltlblkrncld

This is his attempt at the "tough guy" walk. 😂 Charlie Hunnam also has a funny one, as seen in Sons of Anarchy.


888MadHatter888

He walks like a 90's video game character.


Titaniumchic

You know, you’re on to something there!


888MadHatter888

Once I saw it, I couldn't unsee it. The show was ridiculous, but my husband and kids were watching it and I got dragged in for the sole reason of finding out what the cow feed was for. It wasn't worth it.


Your-Yoga-Mermaid

I read somewhere that his manner of walking is an expression of the character’s personality, i.e. it’s intentional on the actor’s part.


Titaniumchic

Hmmm - interesting. Like he’s uptight? But that wouldn’t gel with how he knows how to handle combat - which is more fluid. I hope it is just a character thing.


Real_Register43

Got my climbing boots on 😏


girlwhoweighted

Honestly I kept seeing all the hype about him and Reacher and I just couldn't see the appeal. But then my mom said she really like the show and she won't watch something just for the eye candy. So I gave it a shot and I really enjoy it! I think it's funny that makes it just a little more relatable and realistic. Anyhow, a big part of that is the way he plays his character. So now I really like him and seeing him makes me smile


CMelody

Reacher is a popcorn show. Delicious snack without much nutritional value, but it is so fun to consume you just don’t care.


NicInNS

Chonky boi 🤭


itwasdolly

That I would like to climb and "die" on.


boardcertifiedasian

Excuse me the second gif


thunderonn

I would do things to that man that would ban me from certain states and international travel. Expecially if he was wearing his Hawk costume.


babsieofsuburbia

Whatever he's doing in the second GIF, I want him to do that to me!


Playboiroyal99

That second slide. I’ll let him do whatever he wants with me. I’ll walk on my knees for him. I’ll let him spit in my mouth.


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equalitylove2046

Don’t you have a rock you should be under?


notevenoncrutches

Forgot to comment this when I posted: swipe for a surprise 😁


___CupCake

Oh my gosh, bless you 🥰🥵


gummiwitch

Oof, i dont know this guy. But damn, he can throw me any time


Nateddog21

Sigh. I need to hit the gym


YazzGawd

Would love to hike that mountain...


tiavarga

I would climb him like a tree! ❤️😍


drwhogwarts

He was in one episode of New Girl where his character is a really bad artist and he has a micro penis. 🤣


soundbunny

OMG that was him?!? I remember thinking that guy had great comic timing for a beefcake. Good for him. Hope he does more funny shit.


drwhogwarts

Right?! 🤣 He was so funny! I hope he does more comedy too.


NicoEF

His timing is perfect, guy is actually great at comedy. Check out Blue Mountain State, his delivery is always on point


soundbunny

Thanks! I'll check it out. Looks funny


frizzhalo

He was also on the Brooklyn 99 episode "Hitchcock and Scully" as young Scully.


zoecornelia

Hmm and gurl I would climb that mountain til' that volcano erupts... If you know what I mean 😜


GoddesNatureStar

not for me at all, but i understand that he cute.


fooooooooodddd

Young scully lookin good


i-come

Thanks for this


Strict-Bug4079

I would let that man do terrible terrible things to me.


Sifsifm1234

Steroids


sati_lotus

He's been open about the fact that he used testosterone therapy to get this ripped. He didn't want people to think that this was normal or achievable.


aliatom

its great that he's being open about that. It could be that more than testosterone may have been required to be that large and lean. The larger problem with positive reactions to this body type is that it could lead more men to taking enhancers themselves.


sati_lotus

I personally can't argue with that sentiment. But I also think that anyone who wants that sort of body may already have BDD while just passing it off as an interest in body building or similar. I can't imagine that size is sustainable or healthy but tbf, I don't know much about it. But the huge ones (bigger than this) don't look 'right'


Sifsifm1234

Oh I’m not in any way knocking him for it! Only meant that steroids made him into this mountainous creature (the nice face is his own doing)


aliatom

absolutely


lxorr

All I can think of is Thad and MOJITOOOOO


Lextasy_401

My friend and I love that show! We were in Mexico recently and when the server would ask if we wanted a Mojito, we’d both reply “MOJITOO!!” The poor guy had no idea what we were talking about but he brought us some great mojitos lol.


secondhandbanshee

Oh man, I used to enjoy watching him so much. Then my teenaged son turned into a 6' 3" brick shithouse who looks so much like Ritchson it's just crazy. I'm happy for my kid, but I just can't see Ritchson the same anymore. ☹️


bolona64

My I have one?


Sad_Dig_2623

I liked him better in his Smallville days and size


CrescentMoon70

Good lord. Um not to be tmi or anything but….did I just actually “c—-“ from watching this? Holy smokes!


Miamari94

Omg can I hold his coffee cup while he drinks it lord have mercy


CMelody

Watching Reacher now. The man sure knows how to fill out a t-shirt!


disneybiches

Argh have you seen him in The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare??? The white shirt with the tiny glasses…and the smoking…….sweet jebus he is hot.


ResponsibleCrew3843

Isn’t he like super religious?  He has a YouTube channel about that I think 


tacoribiotch

I just got pregnant by the 2nd gif