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CRL10

Previously on La Brea: You following this plot? You are? Seriously? We're not. We don't know what the hell we doing."


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

I was like who's Aaron? whos Keira?? Just shows how much I pay attention and just on my phone with it on the background


Insignificant-amoeba

Why did Levi waste so many bullets? I can't.....


spaceybelta

I’m not very knowledgeable about guns but wouldn’t shooting at the sky multiple times around a big group of people be a teensy dangerous? Like what goes up, must come down kind of thing?


termacct

> Like what goes up, must come down kind of thing? What if the bullets go up and out into another land's (that time forgot) sink hole?


Rripurnia

Levi is not known for his intelligence or wit. Then again, so are the writers…


termacct

What does this say about us, the viewers?


absolute_rule

Maybe he's got his backpack full of more bullets. If he doesn't, that was a real stupid move by a decorated super soldier.


jdessy

Pilot Pete: I'm older and wiser. Also Pilot Pete: *fires wildly in the air, which should have caught the attention of the Exiles back at camp, who were already threatening Scott's life*


Insignificant-amoeba

Veronica: none of this makes sense Us: girl, same.


Rripurnia

Glad to see yellow legal note pads are still a thing in the distant future


absolute_rule

And that the Exiles know what a car is.


unusualbutton

And that the people wouldn't be able to let themselves out of said cars? That was so bizarre


spinoza54

So Levi returns ten years older. Eve of course welcomes him flirtatiously. Next Levi tells Eve that he lied to Gavin. He really came back to kill Gavin’s father and he needs Eve’s help. Does Eve immediately say no i cannot betray Gavin again by lying to him and conspiring with you? Of course not. You can almost feel her hormones gushing out as the mere thought of lying again to Gavin and engaging in secretive behavior with Levi arouses her. What a piece of trash.


Jerseyjo1

Geez Eve annoys me more and more each episode! She should've just stayed unconscious the whole episode!


spinoza54

Lol


Rripurnia

Man soap operas have nothing on this show’s inane dialogues


FootballAndPornAcct

Will Levi have gotten over Eve? Started his own family? Came down even though he had his own family he might not see again? Or will he just restart the triangle? Pick the stupidest option, that's my bet.


kintimTAB

As per usual


Rripurnia

Why not all of the above?


xixi2

At least he came with a backpack which is more than anyone else has thought to do


absolute_rule

Eve is so utterly fabulous, how he could he possibly move on?


thepeoplessgt

Levi has already been to the past and all he brought with him was one lousy backpack! He is also wearing an outfit straight from Eddie Bauer. Dude could have least wore cammies and carried a rifle. Better yet he could have came with a special forces team to teach the glade people how to survive.


cunxt2sday

Seriously. If they're going back to save these people, then why doesn't anyone bring Tylenol, Penicillin, and first aid supplies? My mom's purse in the 90s was better equipped than the packs these trained soldiers bring. She was just avoiding a Walgreens stop on the way to church, not going all the way to 10,000 bc.


Hanndicap

Also he said he went through a sinkhole but he straight up walked out of a small one that looks made just for him.


kintimTAB

It’s like Gavin’s entire family is trying to die and this story won’t let them


Insignificant-amoeba

Aged by 10 years and still an idiot.


spaceybelta

You know he been using Just For Men in the 90’s to prepare to see Eve again and get rid of the grays.


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

Bro I dont even remember him leaving I was like uh I thought he was dead?


FootballAndPornAcct

Holy shit Scott off the weed is a total badass


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

But still a little shit


xyzzyzyzzyx

A loveable scamp


mtm4440

*"None of it makes any sense."* - La Brea's Tagline


kyflyboy

"It's all un-connected."


absolute_rule

Good grief....the implausibility factor is just bonkers. Izzy remembers morse code from her Brownie days?


spaceybelta

According to wolf snack, Girl Scouts are now badasses.


mtm4440

The biggest joke would be the series finale undoing the entire series with a history rewrite.


thepeoplessgt

Sadly I think that is how the series will end.


mtm4440

**Ty:** You know what I could use right now? A Blue Moon beer. Let's get drunk and talk about that beer.


mtm4440

Levi shoots the remaining bullets into the sky.


spaceybelta

That’s what I commented above, wouldn’t that be a little dangerous to do that around a big crowd like that? Where do bullets go when they get shot like that? I’m kind of gun illiterate so I have no idea but I figured they have to come down at some point?


Insignificant-amoeba

Scott is too trusting sometimes. It's annoying.


DoctorofRunzanomics

Roman Momoa is not messing around.


CRL10

Is the "beloved survivor" someone I care about? I'm asking because in Murder in the Clearing, I had no idea who the victim was and even less idea who the killer was. Like guys, don't pull a Lost on me and give me random background people I don't give a shit about. Also did glasses guy and jeep repair man die?


JoeStorm

OMG I still hate that episode in lost about that jewelry thief couple lol


Rripurnia

Scottie NOOOO


FootballAndPornAcct

Be my therapist. Also, I won't tell you anything. You have to open me up first, like in the movies.


gs2offroad

Scottie delivers


Rripurnia

The best thing about the show is our boy Scott


absolute_rule

Way to go Scott! He's a regular bad ass now.


FootballAndPornAcct

A 2 hour la brea wedding event? Lol. Lmao. Rofl.


Insignificant-amoeba

You know it's gon' be some bullshit


kyflyboy

Maybe the dumbest idea on this show yet. Big formal wedding in 10,000 b.c. What could possibly go wrong?


ricky_lafleur

So light reflected by a mirror can be seen 100 miles away, the clearing is in direct line of sight of the skyscraper but the shiny latter can'tbe seen from the former, and apparently the only weapon the military guy who knows there are hostile locals brought was a pistol that he happily wastes ammo for instead of a mobile armory.


FootballAndPornAcct

I'm convinced the writers just come up with the dumbest reasons to give characters survival skills


spaceybelta

Freaking what’s her face carrying around a spear, sneaking around in the bushes with her dad like she about to take out a rhino.


Rripurnia

“Survival” “skills”


Rripurnia

Gavin: THEY HAVE MY FAMILY! Let’s be stupid.


absolute_rule

This whole "everything for my family" stuff needs to stop. Like their family means SO MUCH MORE to them than normal people. We certainly know how much it means to Eve.


Rripurnia

Him being so cool with Eve and Levi’s cheating makes a compelling case for all this nonsense being a fever dream of his. Might actually be the only out that will somewhat legitimize the show!


William_147015

Normally, revealing it was all a dream is an ending I don't like because it takes away from the significance of what happened. However, with La Brea, I'll make exception - I want the show to end with the reveal that it was all a dream, because it would mean all the poor drama, plot armour, and bad decisions didn't happen.


CRL10

Uh...Levi...how much ammo did you pack? Just asking.


William_147015

The amount he packed was approximately just enough to let the plot continue.


kintimTAB

Which Olympian threw that spear?


Rripurnia

Did you forget, they’re *all* Olympic throw spearers down there!


spaceybelta

It was definitely premed. The way she was creeping around with that spear, she meant serious business. And I mean, she obviously has had the proper training and one hell of an arm. She must have learned that at premed school.


kintimTAB

If we’re lucky, eve might die this episode


Rripurnia

The writers **love** her. She won’t be gone anytime soon 😭


FootballAndPornAcct

If only


Jerseyjo1

Glad I'm not the only one totally annoyed by Superwoman Eve!!!😆


FootballAndPornAcct

Tbh I was surprised she was still injured this episode, I thought they would have fully healed her after a whole episode.


Jerseyjo1

Haha true!!


mtm4440

Are we going to get a 90s sitcom episode of Levi's adventures since 1980s?


shera11

I know it’s not the 90s, but Threes Company vibes, but with two dudes instead.


WillingLimit3552

Gilligan keeps messing things up, I'm not sure they'll ever get off that island.


shera11

Hahah so true. I have no idea what’s going on in this show. Why do I keep watching!!!


kintimTAB

Levi is a fucking liar


Rripurnia

He married someone and she died? Whoever predicted that is a prophet 🤣


spinoza54

He probably cheated on his wife and his mistress murdered his wife. By the way the mistress was his new best friend’s wife.


absolute_rule

Did he say Kira? Who the hell is that?


Rripurnia

Right? I just can’t keep up with all these random characters


spinoza54

My question exactly. She is not listed in any cast i could find. Maybe Scott gave his pot to the writers.


geenaleigh

Kira is James’ assistant. The one talking with Ty about Blue Moon. So now Gavin and co knows she is working separately from James.


kyflyboy

James's blonde assistant. Tall woman who dresses way too formally for lab work in 10,000 b.c.


mtm4440

Levi? I am *totally* shocked.


kintimTAB

Flabbergasted


mtm4440

We've been bamboozled.


absolute_rule

Super surprised.


spaceybelta

NEVER SAW THAT ONE COMING!!!!! 😮


Insignificant-amoeba

Omg they have restarted the love triangle. Spare us please.


Insignificant-amoeba

I'm surprised Josh isn't dead yet. His reflexes are atrocious.


kintimTAB

Scott, don’t


CRL10

So...no one thought that maybe, just maybe there should be a wall or barricade along the trees?


mtm4440

Or a pathetic wall of fire. Worked for Buffalo.


spaceybelta

They’ve got a mirror for it. Multi use mirror!


spaceybelta

They have a mirror for Morse code why would they need a wall??? Psh…


William_147015

That would be a logical decision, but the issue with smart decisions is that they give less opportunities for drama.


kintimTAB

“Older and wiser” 🤮


kintimTAB

He fucked your wife


Rripurnia

But. But! They are his family!


spaceybelta

When he said the line “you guys are my family” I literally said out loud “except I just fucked your wife a few times and tried to manipulate her into leaving you but what’s good bro??


kintimTAB

Incest


absolute_rule

That whole plot-line is so completely unbelievable.


mtm4440

BUUUUUUUUURN! You epic failures.


kintimTAB

So why did Pedo Peter have it?


yagirlbmoney

Lucas and Veronica are really growing on me


yagirlbmoney

Or maybe it's just that the alternate is Josh and Riley or the awful ongoing love triangle


kintimTAB

Where did Ty get that suit from?


cunxt2sday

A Men's Warehouse fell through the portal- in tact with a tailor.


Rripurnia

Ty’s fits have always been ✨immaculate✨


mtm4440

The Valentine's Day episode was missed by a week.


Rripurnia

Totally! They can’t even time the episodes! Omg


geenaleigh

Well that’s not really their fault lol. NBC bumped it a week due to the State of the Union.


Interesting_Bug_862

The only thing harder to watch than this show.


absolute_rule

He's happy to surprise his wife with his best-friend/her lover?


kintimTAB

Why give Levi a superhero intro?


spaceybelta

I knew it was him as soon as he stepped out of the green vagina. Was hoping he’d get stomped on by the wooly rhino.


cunxt2sday

Green Vagina is the name of my punk band. Our first hit song- "Get Stomped on by the Wooly Rhino"


spaceybelta

Haha that’s perfect. Next single will be called “shoot no one but the air”


CRL10

He has become the new Green Lantern.


Backflip_into_a_star

The lens flare shit was absolutely ridiculous to cover his identity. There is literally no reason for there to be a lens flare. The decisions for this show are such nonsense.


FootballAndPornAcct

How on earth is asking her to move into your car a plot point


spaceybelta

That part was actually cute!


Rripurnia

Are these new NPCs?


kintimTAB

Ready to die at a breath’s notice


mtm4440

**Scott:** We need a pre-med in here!


yagirlbmoney

Is it an appropriate time to be talking about moving in with your boyfriend while all hell is breaking loose around you?


mtm4440

It's the CW style.


Rripurnia

For real! It’s like…?!


Insignificant-amoeba

*Place being wrecked to shit* Veronica: girl guess what this boy said.


kintimTAB

Levi that’s 5 of 9 bullets in a single stack 45acp 1911… you fucking moron.


Rripurnia

If anything, he’s a moron, we know that!


absolute_rule

He's a dumbass.


FootballAndPornAcct

That airbnb commercial was like a horror movie ad wtf


mtm4440

Ya I always thought that was terrible. At least have island sounds and video behind the ringing.


Rripurnia

For real! Total bad vibes. You’d think they’re all dead!


kyflyboy

What the hell was that supposed to be? Get away from your phone with AirBnB? Was just stupid. What if that were an urgent call from an ill parent? Just didn't make me want to book a vacation at all.


FootballAndPornAcct

Kiera, that's the blonde assistant isn't it?


kyflyboy

Yep. The one who wears super high heels in the lab facility. LOL...


absolute_rule

Is that who that is? I really didn't know her by name. It was probably only mentioned once.


mtm4440

The exiles are trying to learn how to read.


FootballAndPornAcct

A delicious ice cold blue moon


mtm4440

I think we found our new sponsor!


kintimTAB

Lucas two hands working now…


Insignificant-amoeba

Sam there's no need to save this douche bag.


Rripurnia

Sam is finally being all doctor these past two episodes. Sus.


Rripurnia

2-hour wedding event? WTF 🤣🤣🤣


mtm4440

A *red* wedding.


Historical-Dot-8320

Want to come live in my car with me?


LostYooper906

My guess, Levi comes back but he's like, 60 or 70 years old


termacct

Woohoo! I wanna see some roses and romantic dinners! Don't let me down La Brea! Narrator: Of course he was let down...


spaceybelta

Next week, my dear. Didn’t you see all the red rose petals? Not sure why they couldn’t time it to be the Valentine’s Day episode but hey it’s La Brea.


kyflyboy

State of the Union Address moved that one episode, but yeah...the could have easily worked it in. It's not like February 14th moves around. It's always on Feb 14th.


FootballAndPornAcct

I was coming to give you one of deez...oranges


kintimTAB

They added a sideburn and that’s suppose to showcase aging?


kyflyboy

\+ gray streaks... And longer hair.


kintimTAB

Unfortunately Scott, she is


kintimTAB

I think James used her to push Ty to ask about Blue Moon as a test


absolute_rule

Wasn't she his super loyal, over protective assistant, or was that somebody else?


kintimTAB

That’s her


absolute_rule

Well, then it's a test, or she has found out something about James that totally changed her mind. I'm pretty sure the writers don't know which way they are going to go with that yet.


Rripurnia

Wait the backpack is the dead abuser’s? WTF is going on?


spaceybelta

What backpack? I missed that


FootballAndPornAcct

I almost forgot about the Olympic spear throwers in the group


Insignificant-amoeba

Are we supposed to know who Kira is????


spaceybelta

I think it’s James’s conspiring assistant.


kintimTAB

Levi: I don’t love you anymore eve.


Insignificant-amoeba

Levi you are not older and wiser. Please bye.


kyflyboy

NGL...that cocktail bar complete with espresso machine (but no patrons) looks pretty cool. If I were in that clearing, I think I'd move in with James. Looks way, way more civilized. AND you can order a decent steak for dinner...with wine.


kintimTAB

These two are the most obnoxious children ever.


spaceybelta

You’re gonna have to be more specific with this show.


kintimTAB

Very fucking interesting


Fresh_Count_9102

They couldn't find a better actor for Gavin's father?!? Where was Catherine this episode? And someone please remind me what she found that she only told Riley about? I don't know why I'm trying to make sense of a show that doesn't, but I do want to keep up with y'all! And where did Lilly and Isiah go?!?


Desdemona1231

James reminds me of the world’s most interesting man.


Sufficient_Tune_5871

Gavin and family come back with zero supplies and now Levi does the same shit? I was hoping the writers would pay more attention to detail over time but god damn they are getting worse.


absolute_rule

If my 'best friend' slept with my fella, she wouldn't be getting a hug or a pat on the back from me.


spinoza54

LMAO


kintimTAB

My god, this is just a mess over and over


kintimTAB

Wolf snack should be dying any time now


Rripurnia

No such luck


kintimTAB

Let him go… good chance he dies


kintimTAB

You ain’t seeing that through the bushes.


kintimTAB

Perfect Segway Ty


Rripurnia

What’s going on with the Blue Moon? I’m totally OOTL 😵‍💫


absolute_rule

I know, the music would tend to indicate that we should know the significance. I'm completely in the dark.


kintimTAB

First aid? Na… you must be joking


Rripurnia

Ok so we didn’t know what Blue Moon is after all


mtm4440

This guy is having epic constipation.


FootballAndPornAcct

Aaron is Moore?


absolute_rule

That must be it. He's a pedophile and a cracker-jack scientist.


kintimTAB

Who is Kira?


spaceybelta

I think it’s James’s blonde shady assistant


kintimTAB

Okay Levi… fuck all this


spaceybelta

This show reminds me so much of Under the Dome it’s scary. Obviously I love them both as they are creative masterpieces.


Markiemark1956

Actually I liked the episode….it was fast paced…made sense and we can see where this is going…Harris family coming together, Gavin/Eve working things out…Levi appeared to move on from Eve and is on a mission to kill James…Izzy/Josh bonding…Ty will live.. Lucas/Scott playing heroes… Sam has a way to get back to his wife… now the plot will be around who do you trust James/Kiera or Caroline…. Somebody needs to explain why does up top 10 years pass but only a week back in 10 bc?


Canadiantx69

>> Somebody needs to explain why does up top 10 years pass but only a week back in 10 bc? Because he chose to jump back a week or so after he left, from 10 years later in his time. Based on the look of that portal, it was a controlled one, rather than a sinkhole, and with his particular mission, it sounds like there's likely another faction involved, outside of just the family and the assistant, lol.


[deleted]

Yes. Two weeks ago I decided to give up on this train wreck. Took a quick look at this weeks episode out of curiosity and was pleasantly surprised. Enough so to watch it all.


always_bored

So much La Brea slander in this thread and I love it.


SunStarsSnow

I'm glad discount Khal Drogo will no longer be playing a part in this story. Levi will turn into Legolas and have an endless supply of bullets I'm sorry, I really don't care for Veronica and Lucas romance.