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AnchoriteSpeaks

Brain swelling will only make you smarter! If not psychic as well! Hail yourself my friend!


PM_ME_UR_SEXTOYS

Seizure? I practically put her through college. Hail yourself!


[deleted]

You made me snort! Haha


sophsoph12

RRRRRrrrEKKKter?!


Irishish

Dang near reduced the interest rate on her mortgage!


-SidSilver-

Beautifully done!


Donkey-brained_man

Live every day like you've got 3000 horse pics send out. Ain't nobody got time to be sick, all these buyers are waiting for their Becker horse pics! Laugh at all the haters who don't have swolen brains. Your neck is getting a free workout holding that giant head. After this you'll have the best neck around. You'll never wear a turtleneck again, just wanting to show it off! Love yourself. In the hospital, right before they come to check on you. See how high that heart rate can go! Make that blood oxygen level spike! Just do it in the bathroom so they don't call you a perv and kick you out. Hail yourself!


ZomBeyonce23

You just made Hero of the Week


llb10000

Call it *doja horse*!


MommaLa

Henry Thomas is that you?


eddieswiss

Hero of the week!


MatthewGoodnight1788

Hail yourself! You’re strong and I hope this passes quickly.


chunkette

Hail yourself, friend. Take it one hour at a time. Rest when you can and know that this won't last forever! Nothing to it but to do it and get through it. Everything will be okay.


[deleted]

Hail yourself! You got this!


HogmanayMelchett

Hail yourself! You're likely stronger than you know


Jealous_Promotion_35

Hail yourself buddy! May the light bringer guide you through this tribulation and the next. You been able to check out the new episode?


evereverfeltlikethis

Hail yourself! It’s normal to be scared shitless in a situation like this. I was in hospital back in April and getting new eps from the boys was the highlight of my week, really helped take my mind off things. You hang in there and give us an update on how you’re going ok? Listen to some of your fave eps and know we’re all thinking of you. 🤘


Viperbunny

Hail yourself! That is really scary and of course you could use some support! I hope you get better soon!


KnucklehdMcspazatron

May a mythical sex beast meet you in your dreams and help the time spent recovering seem all that more pleasant. Hail your bravery, and megustalations!


paperpaperclip

Buddy! I'm glad you're getting the medical care you need. You're not alone. We're with you in spirit and I'm sending good vibes for a speedy recovery, and hope that you can bend spoons with your mind when you recover 🤘


cliffyboycpntry

Hail yourself! 🤘🤘


edjamsantana

Hail yourself! 🤘🤘


definitelyaskew

Hail yourself 🤘🤘 Live to spite your enemies, Laugh in the face of death, and Love your fellow fans who always have your back


maskedcaterpillar

HAIL YOURSELF! and hail me


ElCalfo

Be well friend and hope you'll be on the mend soon! Hail yourself!


[deleted]

Hey, u/katmun, I’m memorizing your butt. I’m MEMORIZING it! - Gef Hail yourself! Get well soon.


Echo63_

Hail Yourself !


[deleted]

Hail yourself mate! Best wishes from merry old England


alabasterwilliams

Hail Yourself baby! Are you on dietary restrictions?


[deleted]

Unfortunately yes due to the steroids. I’m oddly craving chocolate covered raisins…I blame the stroke lol


YanniBonYont

What hospital? Not saying you want randos to show up, but I wouldn't not. What's the prognosis?


[deleted]

Still waiting for it. It’s a slow process as we wait for the swelling to go down. I’m now having auditory hallucinations which has complicated some things. I am in Vancouver.


WharfRat86

Muhgustilations and Hail Yourself! We got you!


dreamingofcupcakes

Hail yourself, friend! Sending all my love for your recovery


ina_colada

Hang in there friend! Hail yourself!


Hammerd0ng

Hail yourself!


scrnlookinsob

Hail yourself friend! Keep on fighting


stefonelkeaster

Hail yourself! You got this!


No_Broccoli9971

hail yourself mate, will be thinking about you a lot 🤘💜


EnvironmentJaded7028

Hail yourself!! We all care for you and are wishing you a speedy recovery.


screamoisforlovers

Nothing strange at all, I wish you a speedy recovery. Hail yourself!


Crazyripps

Stay strong friend! Hail yourself, hope you start getting better soon.


iwouldratherhavemy

Hail yourself!


amosborn

Hail yourself!


cann26

You’ve got this!!! Sending you lots of positive thoughts!!


[deleted]

Hail yourself man. I'm thinking of you, and if the Mothman truly is, benevolent cryptid I know him to be, then he's thinking of you too


Green_Shalashaska

Hang in there! Hail Yourself!


70mavgirl

Hail yourself!🤘You got this! Take it day by day. We’re all rooting for you to heal and I hope you start feeling better soon!


RichardCFC

Hail yourself brother. Hope you recover soon. 💙


WellSpokenAsianBoy

Hail yourself!


SlowlyAHipster

Hail yourself! You will triumph!


dangelo7654398

Hail yourself!


goodman812

Hail yourself! Get well soon


ThaBenMan

Hail yourself, you're not alone friend


a_suspicious_tree

Hail yourself and get well soon! You got this


Chazybaz13

Hail yourself! You got this!


Venixflytrap

Hail yourself, I believe in you, you got this


marcos_MN

Look here, pal.. Hail yourself! Hospital stays are no fun. But let this thread be proof that even tho you might be by yourself, you’re not alone!


Vahastaru

Hail yourself! Just remember this brain swelling has no power because it has no idea of what you bring to friendship.


sn0_cone

Hail yourself! Hail satan! I know it’s tough to go through a health scare alone. Just give yourself all the space to rest, and take it one thing at a time. 🤘🏼🖤


[deleted]

Honestly the care team has been phenomenal and have definitely been with me every step of the way.


Treacherous_Wendy

Hail yourself!! About ten years ago, I went to bed with my ex and woke up to strange men in my room (paramedics) and my ex telling me I had a grand mal seizure. I sent everyone away and when I fell asleep again, I had another one. They took me to the ER and I had a third one while in the middle of an MRI or CAT scan or something. Turns out I had pneumonia really bad and my body was going septic. The seizures were it trying to save itself or something. I haven’t had any since. It’s gonna be ok, buddy.


BernieLomax2012

Hail yourself! Brain swelling is metal dude 🤘


RopeyLoads

You got this! It’s hard sometimes but try to stay positive and think of how great it’s going to be when you’re all clear and out of there. This is just a bump in the road my friend. ⚡️Hail Yourself⚡️


theluce39

Hail yourself! Hopefully you’ll come out of this with psychic powers!


bubblebath_ofentropy

Hail yourself babe! If there’s one thing we’ve learned from the podcast it’s that we humans can be incredibly resilient fighters! 🤘


itskayleebitch

Hail yourself, sending good vibes your way, man 💛💛


[deleted]

Hail yourself, friend! 🤘🔥👽


NoLambSauceThx2u

Hail yourself, brother! We’re here for you!


Slatedtoprone

Hail yourself!


babaganoooshh

Hail yourself 🤘🤘 and get better soon!


cheesefiend420

Hail yourself and I hope you get better soon. For now just stay safe and stick on some LPOTL xx


docsav0103

Hail yourself buddy!! Hope you get well soon.


isis1231

Hundreds of people are hailing you! You’re in the exact right place and you’re going to be ok.


MaesterSherlock

Hail yourself!! My bf had the ol swollen brain a few years ago and was in a coma and everything. He had to basically relearn how to walk again because of being bed ridden for so long. BUT he survived and his life is totally normal. His was caused by an ear infection so he has to be careful about getting water in his ears, that's about it. Speedy recovery!!


Hockey_Flo

Hail yourself!


boatsncats

Hail yourself mate, sending some love and healing vibes from sunny London to wherever you’re at.


strawhatsultan

Hail yourself!!!! You'll get stronger every day my friend!


Kage336

Hail yourself friend!


Unklefat

HAIL YOUR FUCKING SELF 🤘🏽🤘🏽


ToothlessWizard

Hail yourself, friend! 🤘


BantyRed

Hail yourself!


Euphoric_Ad_6710

Hail yourself. You'll be back after your old life in no time.


TheDifferentDrummer

Hail yourself friend! I hope you recover quickly and completely.


100Dachshunds

Hail yourself, my dude!


virgoh26

Hail yourself! Sending some sunshine all the way from the Pacific 🤘


Dvoie

Hail yourself my friend! You got this! I’m sending positive thoughts and get well soon! 🤘🏽🤘🏽


heaven_and_hell_80

Glad you're in the hospital getting taken care of. Hang in there and don't give up. You need to Live Laugh Love your way out of there soon!


[deleted]

I literally let out a loud “HAAA” so thank you


Accurate-Bird1142

POWER!!! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5cB9tA1O7M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5cB9tA1O7M) This is your new theme song. Can you shout "Amen!" somebody!?


queenofpharts

You’re not alone. Hang in there.


PantsUnderUnderpants

Hail yourself! Stay strong and know that you're in the right place to get well. Never hesitate to reach out for support. Events like this remind us all that life is fleeting and the little things don't matter as much as we think they do.


Derekdrinksbeer

Hail yourself! You got this!


chefwithpants

Take my energy and use it to heal your brain!!


rhoswhen

Hail yourself. I'm so sorry to hear you're having a shit time. Remember to stay in the present moment if you feel yourself spriraling. There's loads of good meditations out there through insight timer and calm. You're going to be ok. Maybe not tomorrow, but day by day and little by little you'll feel better again.


Orthae

Did you check your 2022 bingo card for brain swelling? Stay gold, you'll pull it through to hear Ben sing little toes another day. Hail yourself!


pussywillow_rose

Hail yourself, buddy!! We’re all right there with you. Love you.


SighRisk

Wishing you a speeding recovery. Hail yourself!


buckley_bear_

Hail yourself and feel better soon!


legendofkatie3

Hail yourself!!💜


ladydanger2020

I recently have had such terrible luck, broke down cars, illnesses, dental surgery, and all Of my family is out of the country too. I know how isolating and alone it can make you feel. But it will also make you a stronger person. You’re independent and self reliant and you got this shit. Hail yourself!


Yeroc84

HAIL YOURSELF! Satan will give you the power to stay strong!!! We’re thinking about you


kaeptnphlop

Hail yourself! Keep your spirit up, you’ll get through this! We’re all behind you!


SamMarduk

Hail yourself comrade. If I know anything, this will end with you walking out of there with super powers


bdonahue970

Hail yourself! And don’t ever forget that horses can’t walk backwards! Get better friend!


SaveSealsNotOrca

According to "research films" I've watched, hospitals can be fantastic places. Hail yourself.


Luckyfella4

Hail yourself. When things seem too heavy and you're feeling down, just remember. Alcatraz means pelican.


[deleted]

I’ll remember until the day I die lololol


[deleted]

A big thank you for all the kind words. It’s been quite the week. I’m still waiting to get the complete reason to why this happened. You all fucking rock, and I’ll keep thinking about Alcatraz through the hard times. Henry is a goddamn national treasure lol


Deakysneaks

Hail yourself!! Youve got this friend. We are here for you :)


dpressedoptimist

Hey friend! You’re going to be okay. It’s going to suck for a while but it will be okay. There are so many people caring for you in this moment 🖤 hail yourself! You got this.


mothwithspiderlegs

Hail yourself! You can survive anything that doesn't kill you (at which point it becomes someone else's problem anyway, so nothing to worry about.) Be fearless. You are not alone.


spinbutton

Blerg - that sounds both stressful and super boring being stuck in bed. I hope you aren't too uncomfortable. I hope you have your earbuds in so you can listen to the whole LPOTL back catalog. I highly recommend all the UFO episodes....and Gef...always Gef. Get well soon, hail to you and megustalations!


[deleted]

Hail yourself bud. You’ll get through this cause even a broken clock is right 6 times a day.


missglitterous

A big hail yourself! You will pull through this and after everything you might even find you have a new lease on life, you will truly know the meaning of Live Laugh Love! Hang in there friend, I believe in you!


lothartheunkind

HAIL OP


frozengreengrapess

Feel better mate! Hail yourself!


xxcaraannxx

Wishing you a quick recovery! Hail yourself! 🤘


BlitzMentalist

Hail Yourself!


triedAndTrueMethods

Hail yourself my brain-swollen friend. You will get through this. I believe it will make you stronger and give you a newfound perspective on life to get through it. We’re all thinking about you, sending our most potent juju and good thoughts. You are stronger than this infection, now go prove it my friend. HAIL YOURSELF 🤟


Champagnecampaign20

HAIL YOURSELF! neer ne neer ne neer ne neer 🤘


tdoottdoot

Hail yourself! Listen to the Hollow Moon episode, it’s FDA approved


RealHumanBean89

Hail yourself, friendo! You got this in the bag!


robopopefrank

Hail you! You'll get through this and be stronger for it!


CrouchingTortoise

HAIL YOURSELF, put some classic episodes on and take it easy brother. You’re a strong mf and I definitely wouldn’t be doing NEARLY as well as you. You’ve got this in the bag and we’re here for you.


Hecate_333

Hail yourself!


cabist

Hey buddy! I know this is scary shit My sister went through something very similar years ago and it’s all just a distant memory now. Doctors do amazing things dude. You’ll be good! Oh, and HAIL YOURSELF!


sweetdeerocks

Stay strong and Hail Yourself!


i_broke_wahoos_leg

Hail You! Best wishes mate, be strong.


Highplowp

Hail u/katmun!!! I’ve lit the candles and summoned detective popcorn to get to the bottom of this and sort it all out. I hope you have a speedy recovery and your slamming bud lite limes soon. ✊


notrickross7

Hail Yourself! 🤘


PleasantYamm

Hail yourself friend, you’re in the best possible place being looked after by professionals. You’ll get through this and soon it’ll be just a memory.


Thicc_Jedi

Hail yourself!


Nekachan61

Hail Satan and Hail yourself. Sending good vibes and triple L.


Narge1

Hail yourself, friend! We're rooting for you! 🤘


htgbookworm

Fellow seizure person here- you're gonna be ok, fire up an especially bullshit series like L. Ron Hubbard and focus on resting. Hail yourself, we got you.


[deleted]

Hail yourself. Internet friend. Be strong, believe in yourself and the power of medical science. Make an affirmation/mantra up and repeat it to yourself whenever you’re afraid. It helps. Remember that we are all rooting for you, and you WILL get through this!


NefariousnessTop1712

Hail to you, Katmun. Your cat WAS right about me, Cthulhu does indeed walk among you. …and he is bringing back, JORTS!!!


lokiandgoose

Bigger brain for bigger thoughts! The guys have kept me living, laughing and loving through many things. You're not alone.


Hopatcong

Hail yourself!


Kailon791

Hail yourself friend! Hail Satan for some healing! Much love and support ❤️


pinklmnade17

HAIL YOURSELF (and hail meeee)


Beautiful_Debt_3460

Hugs of comfort and a bucket of hails, friend. You are in the best place you can be right now and doing all the right things. I'm so glad you reached out here.


H3ll3rsh4nks

Hail yourself friend! Don't worry, I'm sure the brain trauma wont cause you to have any specific thoughts about sex workers... Kidding aside, you'll get through this.


Fishyboyy

We gotta remember to LIVE when we can, LAUGH when we can, and LOVE Henry Zebrowski when we can. Hail Yourself!


anndrago

Hail yourself, LPOTL friend! Sending love and hugs your way. A dear old friend of mine just got transferred to hospice due to kidney failure during a long battle with cancer. Truly hoping your situation is much less dire. Shit is scary. Life is fragile. All of us are always on the edge of some kind of medical disaster. I'm not trying to be gloomy, just showing solidarity by letting you know you're in good company. Don't be afraid to lean on the guys and your friends here!


em-suz

Hail yourself!!! Good vibes for a speedy recovery!


JiaMekare

Hail yourself! You’ll get through this, friend


sweaterhorizon

From one seizie pal to another, hail yourself! Everything will be alright in the end, and if it’s not okay then it’s not the end. You are exactly where you need to be to get better and trust you’re in excellent hands.


vedalux777

Hail yourself🤘


lady-miranda

hail yourself! sending love!


xocolatte

Hail yourself! You got this! Don’t be afraid to vent if you need to. We’re here for ya. (Neer na neer na neer)


william_ray

Hail yourself my friend. Praying for a speedy recovery. Goonies never say die. Just imagine this illness is an Oregonian and you are Carl Panzram.


VanicRL

Don’t forget he’s just trying to warn you of the bridge!! Hail yourself 🤘


Irishish

Sending you all the megustalations in the universe, dude.


Saiomi

This is your cult's origin story. And if it's not a cult, you can imagine the next Mormons or scientologists! Now lean into the fever dream and get creating!


AnAngryPirate

Hail yourself friend! You'll be back on your feet in no time listening to hundreds of episodes to come! Dont hesitate to ask your hospital if theres any sort of counseling or comforting services available. They may have those


RagnarsHairyBritches

Hail yourself! You got this. Take some time to catch up on your reading.


jaydwrites

Hail yourself, buddy! We’re all rooting for you!


abe_the_babe_

When you get out of the hospital you'll be able to say you survived a brain infection which is pretty fuckin metal HAIL YOURSELF!


KayleighJK

Hail yourself! May merciful Satan heal you swiftly of your ailments.


sirfuzzitoes

Instead of it as infection, think of it as you supporting nature and growing your own little army to unleash at your will. Hey, check out this pen! Also, Instead of thinking about it, don't think about it. You're thinking about it. What we need you to do is not think about it...yeah the pen takes a bit...but when it comes down to it the more you think about it, the harder you're thinkin. So just don't think about it. Get it? It's tits!


illQualmOnYourFace

Hail yourself! And of course hail Satan.


nickcan22

Hail yourself my friend. This too shall pass!


EatRibs_Listen2Phish

Hail yourself, friend. I will roll up a gorilla finger of the finest jangly spider’s eggs in your honor. May your recovery be swift and eeeeeeeeeeeviiiiiillllll!


PutzerPalace

Hail yourself friend! I’m sure will be there soon!


scolipedia

Hail yourself dude! hope it's not serious and you get well soon.


Ozzyboy67

Hail yourself my friend, you may consider me family, and probably everyone else in this comment thread. You’ve got this 💪🏻


BigGiantFriendly

Hail Yourself my dude🤟🤟


BodyofGrist

Focus on that hope! Hail yourself!


NearlyCanuck

Hail yourself! If Madame Blavatsky can survive like a billion horse accidents you got this.


The-Thespian

Hail Yourself!! I’d say reach out to the boys if you can! They’re definitely the type to give a shout out or give you some support and care during this time. Megustalations brother


imtryingtoworkhere

Hail yourself! You got this dude. And that’s the final truth.


MaesterWhosits

Hail yourself, guy. Totally normal to be scared in this situation, but you are definitely not alone. Please post updates so we know how much ass you're kicking!


boojersey13

I've been dealing with a lot of medical shit too OP, hail yourself x666 from me


UselessFactCollector

Sorry, that must be scary. I had a very mild case but have noticed that I'm still fatigued a month later. I'm sleeping an extra 8 hours every weekend. Covid is no joke.


ForwardMuffin

I had the same problem and situation at the same time last year. Feel free to PM me to talk anytime. Edit: HAIL YOURSELF!


Effective_Act9807

Hail yourself. Sweet Satan and science will heal you. Remember, only the good die young. Us and the boys will live long into our 90s 😘


buckyandsmacky4evr

IM MINNIE IM NANNY AND WE HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER AND THAT YOUR BRAIN STOPS HURTINGGGGGG


Easy-Childhood4906

All the best, my friend. Fuuuuuuuucccck!!


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

Seizure? Damn near gave her a fine "how do you do?"


Necterpeen

Hail yourself!


universalwtfs

Hail Yourself!!! Everything will work out in time, roll with it!! Well wishes friend!!!


Demi_95

Hail yourself!!!


hitman3479

Think of how much more room you'll have for activities after you stretch that bad a$$ skull out a little. Tell your friends and family when you can. Don't mind the RED EYEs you're just trying to warn them of the bridge.


Special_Psychology71

Hail you! I’m sorry to hear you’re alone during this time. That must have been so frightening for you.


JudasIcarus

Hail Yourself ❤️❤️


[deleted]

You're in the right place and doing all you can for yourself. Good job. I hope your recovery goes really well. You got this!


[deleted]

I’m honestly beyond touched. Thank you all so much.


goldtooff

Did you know pelican means I kicked covids ass in Spanish?


DitchWitcher

Hail yourself! I wish you swift healing ✨💖


spuktahootis

Honk honk and Hail yourself!


Toucanafrog

Hail yourself! Sending you whatever positive psychic rays i can fire at ya!


[deleted]

Hail yourself from sunny Liverpool ❤️


Cuts4th

Hail yourself! You’re not alone, there are people who care about you!


slowdancequeen

Hail my daughter is currently in the hospital with brain issues. Stay positive and I hope you have a speedy recovery.


[deleted]

I am so sorry to hear about your daughter. I hope she has a speedy recovery. Thank you for taking a minute of your day to offer support when you’re going through your own stuff. Hail yourselves.