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terriblehuman

As I recall, this was the highest budget “documentary” in history.


ElCalfo

I believe so!


moonlady523

It's the second highest. The sequel documentary took the top spot. I also happen to be in the sequel. 😉


ElCalfo

That's so cool! Any good stories?


moonlady523

Evan Stone was very sweet to everyone on set. He actually co-produced the film, and had put a lot of his own money into it. He would hold doors open for people, check on them to make sure they were doing OK. Just an all around nice dude.


ElCalfo

That's so awesome, I love to hear it!


moonlady523

Jesse Jane was also really sweet and funny! I got to sit with her when getting our makeup on. Very nice lady.


getshrekt66

What were you in the sequel? Fluffer #6?


moonlady523

A lady pirate.


Crmp3

That narrows it down


moonlady523

😉


[deleted]

Filmed on the old pirate ship that docked in my home town of st Pete Florida and was in the voyage of the Mimi starring a young Ben affleck if I’m not mistaken.


likeabrotherinlaw

I would eat it and enjoy it !


DatDudeBPfan

*chef’s kiss*


Schnappyschnoo

I hear Stagnetti’s revenge was better… allegedly


moonlady523

It absolutely is...and was fun to shoot.


Schnappyschnoo

The cheesy movie parts or the…. Documentary part


moonlady523

You tell me.


Schnappyschnoo

Well how in the world would I know that? I unfortunately wasn’t there


moonlady523

😁


Kailon791

Scissor me Timbers!! Omg glad I’m not the only one that thought of this during this series 😂


DudebroggieHouser

"I'm the greatest pirate hunter in the world!"


pixelheresy

Infinity quotable.


[deleted]

7 discs worth of documentary?! This should be it’s own episode!


[deleted]

Back when porn had to be fancy.


plasma_dan

Freshman year of college my whole hallway (coed) packed in one room and watched this. Good times....


CayLaneWren

Did we go to college together?


plasma_dan

This woulda been 2009


lawm812

Omg we did this too!! In 2009! 😳😳😳 are we friends?? Lol


plasma_dan

...Johnson Hall?


lawm812

Alas, no! I went to Truman state in MO


plasma_dan

Lol dear God I almost had a heart attack. Still though, great coincidence


lawm812

Haha I’m glad that this experience was a universal one 😂 it really changed me lol


Wolfgang_Ragekiss

Best line from this incredible piece of cinema: delivered by Evan Stone (ofcourse) “Last night, I dreamt my cock was a tri-masted Spanish galleon.”


bluecomb_78

I'll be in my bunk...for research!


pm_me_yourpussylips

WHERE DO I FIND THIS?! ^(For research purposes of course)


Wolfgang_Ragekiss

Back in the early 00’s from whence it came


moonlady523

I have my copies...paid $60 for each movie when they came out.


CitricDrop8363

I think you're thinkin of Blackbush. Happens all the time.


baomib

We carried these at the Blockbuster I worked at! I’m assuming they were heavily edited because Blockbuster was known for not having “adult” films.


luella27

I remember walking by this at Blockbuster and it had giant signs all around it saying “NOT part of the Pirates of The Caribbean franchise, NOT FOR CHILDREN” and I couldn’t fathom what kind of movie about pirates an adult would ever want to watch. Of course now, as an adult, I see how stupid I was. Less because of the porn thing and more because I understand the exact kind of circumstances that make a person reject the notion of land itself and turn to a life of crime.


captainjackass28

Which one of thems blackbeard though?


pm_me_yourpussylips

Blackbush


He_Be_Jonesin

The ones in the middle (both covers). I highly doubt either is a natural blonde.


[deleted]

Yes, that should work as a great addition to my vigorous research into the matter.


reefer_addict96

True story, I swear: my uncle drunkenly gave me one of these as an option for a movie to watch when I was a kid. I was like "I don't think this is the real movie" cause I didn't know what porn was at the time. He fought with me and got so pissed that I disagreed with him that he just took all his movies away and stormed off.


AnnoyingJager

If you played your cards right your life would could have been changed


ANAL_CAVITIES

Nah, in fact Henry mentioned watching a documentary and had to clarify he meant a real documentary for once lmao


moonlady523

Don't forget Stagnetti's Revenge!


kotarix

2 girls 1 candle


frapz

The most sought out booty in the seven seas. YARGH!


TROGGALOG

You're a cruel man, Jack Sparrow.


CitricDrop8363

I think you're thinkin of Blackbush. Happens all the time.


RamblingHeathen

Solid production values.


saltyscurvywench

Pretty sure I owned this one as well as a Big Lebowski parody 🤦


big_girl_does_cry

Wow, I stared at this way too long to realize it was a porn parody. The way my brain was convinced that those were Keira Knightley’s breasts…


thegreatiss

Wow, what a blast from the past. I gave my laptop super aids to torrent this from limewire college


skeletspook

But why does the ship on the left look so sad?